Chapter 42: People laugh at me for being crazy

After hearing this, Zhang He said: "My lord, then when will we attack the Tuoba Department?" If you don't do it again, the weather will get colder and colder day by day, and I'm afraid that you won't be able to send troops this year. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Tang Hua smiled and asked, "How do you send troops now?" It's not snowing yet! I'm waiting for it to snow, and I can't send troops until it snows! ”

After hearing this, Zhao Yun said: "What did the lord say, how to send troops after the snow!" Isn't that nonsense? But I had never heard of that general leading his troops on a snowy day, how was this possible? Even if the soldiers can be sent on a snowy day, the soldiers can't stand it, and the war horses are even more impossible. What about all kinds of supplies? ”

After hearing this, Zhang Liao also said: "Is the lord mistaken, how can he send troops on a snowy day?" Isn't that a joke. ”

Tang Hua smiled: "How can you send troops if it doesn't snow!" Then how can it be called 'snowflake flying', the scheme is snowflake flying. Alas, besides, didn't you have so much equipment ready for you? What are you worried about? Won't you be afraid? ”

After Zhang He heard this: "Lord, after listening to Boda say about preparing equipment and materials last time, I also went to take a look." What's that? That won't do anything for us to attack the Waiyi Iron Cavalry. It's just a little plank. The lord will not let us bring those small pieces of wood to attack the Waiyi Iron Cavalry. ”

Tang Hua smiled: "That's right, what's wrong with letting you bring those small planks to attack the Waiyi Iron Cavalry?" Don't you believe that these are secret weapons for you? ”

After hearing this, Zhang He shouted: "What! Just those little pieces of wood or the secret weapon? Is the lord confused by the fool, how can he say Hu? Why don't you rest first, and wait until your head is clear and your mood is calm. ”

Tang Hua glared at Zhang He: "You are confused." If you can make the soldiers walk like flying on a snowy day, even faster than riding on a war horse, and can ensure that they are fed with food and grass, then can you say that you can attack on a snowy day? ”

Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, and Zhang He heard it and said in unison: "As long as the lord can do it, we will definitely be able to eliminate the Xianbei clan." ”

Tang Hua immediately: "Then I'll make a bet with your three brothers." If you can do it, each of the three of you will set up a banquet for everyone to rub, otherwise I will set up a banquet for everyone to rub. ”

Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, and Zhang He: "Bet on it, who is afraid of whom." ”

After speaking, the three of them and Tang Hua high-fived each other.

Tang Hua smiled: "Hahaha, I have to eat again this time." Ergou, call Berda and them, and we will pick up the wind and wash the dust for Deheng and De Jong. ”

After Sima Lang, Tian Chou, and Mai Zi's hard work, Zhang finally agreed to stay for the time being to assist Boda in handling internal affairs. But he still has great prejudice against Tang Hua, and is angry about being kidnapped by Zhang San.

Tang Hua was also very happy after hearing this, so he didn't bother to care whether he was the master or not, as long as he was willing to stay and take care of internal affairs, Tang Hua's goal would be achieved.

At the banquet, Tang Hua said to Zhang Ji: "I am very happy that Mr. De Jong can stay to assist Boda in handling internal affairs, I thank you on behalf of the people of Yanmen County, and I toast Mr. A glass of wine on behalf of all the people of Yanmen." ”

After Tang Hua finished speaking, he raised the wine glass and dried, and the others also raised the wine glass to drink the wine in the toast. Although Zhang Ji said, the wine in the cup was also dry. When the wine is drunk, I only listen to the words in his mouth: "Good wine, good wine." ”

Tang Hua thought in his heart that it was good wine.

Tang Hua motioned to this wave of alcohol test with his eyes, and his subordinates immediately raised their glasses to Zhang Ji frequently, and after a while, Zhang Ji was drunk and unconscious.

Thinking about it, it is also that in the past, people used to drink sour and hot wine at three or five degrees, but now they suddenly drink more than forty degrees at once, and it is strange that Lao Baigan can not get drunk.

When I returned to Tang Hua's own kennel at night, I saw that the little girl Murong Yan had not yet slept. asked why she didn't sleep yet, and she said that she wanted to serve Tang Hua to sleep first. Tang Hua told her that she didn't have to wait for herself, she should go to bed. After serving Tang Hua to wash up, she helped Tang Hua make a cup of tea.

When he was about to go back to his room, Tang Hua said: "Girl, you go and buy a few sets of good clothes by yourself, I feel that there are too few clothes, as long as you like it, you can buy it as much as you want, don't worry about money." Of course, a little girl doll has to be dressed up fancy and beautiful. ”

Murong Yan glanced up at Tang Hua, and then said, "Thank you, son." ”

Tang Hua was a famous flower in later generations. With a big heart and a group of beautiful women around him, this kid can do anything around him, women still have to, which is also his biggest hobby. Since falling to the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Tang Hua has really never touched any woman, even when he wiped out the Xianbei tribe, no matter how many women were captured, Tang Hua never touched his hands, and they were all given to his brothers.

At this time, Tang Hua, who was also drunk with six points, looked at Murong Yan with his eyes in a daze, and the heat on his body made his eyes bloodshot. If he hadn't been intellectually sober, he would probably have pounced on Murong Yan a long time ago.

Murong Yan's face was full of shame when Tang Hua saw it, her beautiful pink face was white and red, and her lips were bright and moisturized. Especially Murong Yan's pair of black and white, watery eyes are also very fascinating. People, every time they turn, they seem to have a fire in them. Spirited. Tender. The charm and abundance made Tang Hua look fascinated and flustered.

Murong Yan's face turned red: "Where do you see the son?" ”

Dumbfounded, Tang Hua said casually: "The girl is so beautiful tonight, and she was thundered by her beauty." ”

Murong Yanjiao slammed her powder fist on Tang Hua's chest a few times, and the force was like scratching the boots, and it didn't work at all. Tang Hua caught Murong Yan Narou. Soft and delicate tender hands, gently stroked. Touched it. Then he hugged Murong Yan tightly in his arms.

The wine was bold and daring, and Tang Hua actually stopped taking a sip.

Murong Yan firmly wrapped her arms around Tang Hua and didn't let him leave. How could Tang Hua still endure it at this time? I couldn't help but collapse my whole body.

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The next day, three strokes on the sun, Tang Hua opened his eyes in confusion, but found that it was Murong Yan who caught his eyes. The skin is like white jade, and it is so fascinating. Person.

With the sunlight outside the window, Tang Hua saw that Murong Yan, who was still sleeping, had long eyelashes covering his eyes. Murong Yan put her hands on Tang Hua's neck, as if she was holding some precious treasure.

In the next few days, Tang Hua was teaching Ma Jun how to make telescopes, sextants, waterwheels, silk looms, looms, repeating crossbows, catapults, car crossbows, chuang crossbows and other toys.

Ma Jun was extremely excited when he heard this, and found his hobby as if he had discovered a new continent. Tang Hua also specially engaged in some common sense things such as mechanical production and design for me to think about.

The small repeater and sextant in Tang Hua's hand must be a sample for Ma Jun! Tang Hua asked him to imitate and then innovate repeaters, which can be made into a variety of models and types. During production, let him be sure to engage in assembly line operations, so that the technology will not be easily leaked, and the production quality can also be improved. Of course, secrecy and strict guarding are indispensable, and a workshop, factory, and research room have been specially built for Ma Jun.

With the help of Tang Hua, Ma Jun first manufactured some tools and molds, and handed over all the Tang Hua Iron Factory and Weapons Factory to Ma Jun for management. All the funds that Ma Jun needed were unconditionally satisfied, which also made Sima Lang trouble Tang Hua several times, saying that Tang Hua was spending indiscriminately, spending indiscriminately, and supporting these crooked and evil things and not doing business.

In mid-November, it finally snowed heavily.

It snowed heavily for several days, and everywhere was white, and the trees were covered with silver. For Tang Hua, a southerner, he had never seen such a large amount of snow.

Tang Hua himself had to take Zhang Liao, Zhao Yun, Zhang He, Ergou, Zhang Chuang, Silly, Heizi and others to learn skiing. Tang Hua himself has never skied in the snow. Tang Hua just slid through the grass, and he didn't hold it at all in his heart. But Tang Hua thinks that there are not a lot of skiing scenes in movies and TV in later generations? In the Winter Games, we don't need to be good at skiing, as long as we can run.

Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao, Zhang He and others heard Tang Hua say that they were going to take them to the wilderness. When I went out to train, I looked incomprehensible, and I almost said from my mouth, my brother can't have a problem with his head, right? What are you going to train on a snowy day? Isn't that sick?

Zhang Liao saw that Tang Hua was not joking, but prepared to go to the wild in a serious manner. When I was training outside, I asked: "Lord, how do you train outside on a snowy day?" Isn't this a blind toss! Big brother, don't be too busy with work these two days, sleep well when you're tired! ”

Tang Hua glared at Zhang Liao with his eyes: "I slept well and was in good spirits." What's wrong? Can't train on a snowy day? Which rule is this? Train a few of you today, and from tomorrow you will train soldiers, and I hope that the soldiers will be able to master the essentials of movement in a very short time and be able to use them proficiently. Otherwise, I'll ask a few of you. ”

Zhang He: "Is the lord really going?" ”

Tang Hua looked at Zhang He: "You all come here, each of you take two wooden boards and two thin wooden sticks, and now follow me." ”

Zhao Yun, Zhang He and the others took a look and shook their heads and smiled bitterly.

After they saw Tang Hua take two pieces of wood and two thin wooden sticks, they found that Tang Hua was wrapped tightly all over his body today.

Zhao Yun smiled: "It turns out that the lord has been prepared for a long time!" ”

Arrived in the wild. Outside, Tang Hua chose a spacious place.

In particular, he fixed his two feet on the wooden board first, and saw that Zhao Yun, Zhang Liao and others did not move. Tang Hua said: "According to my example, you also fix your feet, and you can start." ”

Zhang He, Zhang Liao, Zhao Yun and others didn't know what they were doing, but under Tang Hua's supervision, they all did what Tang Hua did.

Tang Hua used two wooden sticks to try a few times like grass skiing in the past, and felt a little struggling at first, but after a while, it was more relaxed.

Zhang Liao and the others saw that Tang Hua was also thankless at first, and was about to laugh at him, but they found that Tang Hua's speed was speeding up, and deep down in his heart he was shocking. Ba Dazhang. How is this possible? It's hard to believe that just this small piece of wood can make people run on the snow. But the facts in front of them told them that this was true, and they all wanted to follow Tang Hua's example and slip over, but Tang Hua fell in the distance and fell like a dog eating.

This can't be blamed on Tang Hua, he has never skied snow, so the speed is slow when he just skies, but it is easy to master, and when the speed is fast, Tang Hua is difficult to control, especially when turning, it is even more difficult, just now Tang Hua wanted to turn, and accidentally fell.

Then Tang Hua taught them while moosing, and several of them stumbled at first.

Tang Hua told them to adduct their knees, jump on their thighs, bow their waists, lean forward, and accelerate with their hands. In fact, Tang Hua himself doesn't understand, Tang Hua is also a blind conductor, but Tang Hua has seen more than them, and when watching the Winter Games in later generations, the TV commentator will also tell the audience some common sense of skiing, so as to increase the audience's skiing knowledge.

After a whole day of skiing in the snow, it made my back and legs hurt, but everyone had a smile on their faces and was very excited, after all, this is a new play, and they all have curiosity.

Under Tang Hua's strict requirements and guidance, everyone has basically mastered the basic essentials of skiing, and from tomorrow onwards, it will be a matter for a few of them, and Tang Hua can be lazy.

After arriving at the county mansion, Sima Lang saw that Tang Hua and the others were covered in snow one by one, and asked with a happy face: "What are you doing, why are you covered in snow?" ”

Zhao Yun said: "Boda, let's go skiing with the lord." ”

Sima Lang couldn't understand what he heard, raised his eyes to look at Tang Hua and the others, and said, "What is skiing?" ”

Zhang Hedao: "It's just sliding on the snow." ”

Sima Lang said: "Nonsense, the snow is so soft, how can it be possible, you are playing tricks on me." ”

Tang Hua said: "Boda, the snow is soft, but we have a sled." ”

Sima Lang became even more confused the more he listened, and said, "What is a sled?" How come I haven't heard of it? Haven't seen it either? ”

Zhang Liao said: "Boda, how can you say that you haven't seen it, how is this possible." ”

Sima Lang said: "Where have I seen Ah Wenyuan?" ”

Tang Hua said: "Don't tease Boda, the sleds are those small planks." ”

Sima Lang said in disbelief: "Lord, are you saying that those small pieces of wood are very useful?" ”

Ergou said: "Of course it's useful, people can run when they stand on it, and the speed is faster than a war horse, how can it be useless, it's too useful, or tomorrow Mr. Boda will go with us to play." ”

Tang Hua turned to Zhao Yun, Zhang He, and Zhang Liao and said, "Who are the three of you today, and invite all of us to rub together first." ”

Zhao Yun, Zhang He, and Zhang Liao looked at each other, and Zhao Yun said, "I'll come first." ”

Zhang He said: "Lord, what to do with the wine." ”

Damn, aren't you going to kill me again?

Tang Hua glanced up at them and said, "Okay, I'm ready for the wine." Alas, it seems that wine is more expensive than food. Everyone laughed.