"I swear I'll never make such a dirty joke again, if I'm still alive

......" This is the last confession of Cai Zi closing his eyes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

However, he laughed, and he laughed lewdly. Pool.

I silently thought in my heart: Come, two beauties quickly throw themselves into my arms.

"Cai Gongzi, what's wrong with you, woo~" Su Rujun scattered the flowers in his hand and ran up.

And Xiao Yulan, the girl, stood motionless, her eyelashes trembled, mixed with tears, she picked up the white sword from the ground and put it directly on her neck.

"Don't, I'm kidding, Sister Xiao-" Cai Zi sat up directly in shock, screaming hysterically, and the birds in the entire garden flew away one after another.

I don't know.

Xiao Yulan ran up directly with a sword, stabbed a sword into his underwear on the inner thigh, fixed him, and waved his show fist is a fierce blow, "Tell you to scare me, tell you to scare me, you dare to move and try." ”

Su Rujun didn't have time to react, her tears were still rolling, she was also frightened, she directly took off the sword, pounced on it and pinched her fist to vent, "Bad guy, bad guy." ”

:Hey......

"Going to die, going to die." Cai Zi said and stopped the waists of the two beauties with both hands, and gently pulled them to his chest, and the two beauties threw themselves directly into his arms, one shy, one ashamed, and then a show of fists, "Take your hands away, believe it or not, I will destroy you with a sword." ”

"Cai Gongzi, Jun'er went to cook." Su Rujun gently pushed him away and stood up, tidied up his clothes, and looked at him with a hippie smile, helpless.

And Xiao Yulan's little finger pinched it directly, and Caizi screamed in pain, she got up and took Su Rujun's hand and said, "Sister, I'm with you." ”

Yo hehe, Cai Zi threw away the chicken blood that he had just gone to the dining room, and just wanted to go up to chase the two beauties, when there was a strange movement in the garden, and he saw a group of birds fleeing in shock, and a figure shuttled at a very fast speed.

He took two steps back and pulled a pistol out of his pocket, "Who is it?" ”

"Big brother, it's me Lu Qian." A voice came through another path in the garden, and when he stepped forward to take a look, he saw that Lu Qian was bent over and searching for something on the ground, with a solemn expression. "Wow~ Big brother, which girl's chastity have you ruined again, a mouth full of blood, by the way, have you seen a portrait?"

Damn, this land migration is too dirty.

Cai Zi is really a picture of hating iron but not steel, and took out the portrait he picked up from his arms, which depicted the scene of Qin Jian insulting the female dog that day, "Is it this one?" ”

Lu Qian was overjoyed, and hurriedly took it to take a look, his eyes lit up, and he put it in his arms with a lewd smile, and said, "Big brother, Sister Hongying is leaving, are you going to see her?" ”

"Where did she go?" Cai Zi asked, didn't you want to help Xiao Qingxuan regain the Qingyu Sect, so let's go?

Lu Qian's habitual index finger tapped lightly on his forehead, looked left and right, and whispered in his ear, "I think there are people watching everywhere in this courtyard." After speaking, he said loudly, "Killers like us are all taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others, and now that your business is done, of course we have to leave and eat." ”

Cai Zi glanced around and couldn't see anything, but Lu Qian Hongying and a few of them were ambushed and reconnoitred all year round, and they were more sensitive to this kind of secret matter, so there was really someone monitoring this Lin Mansion, most likely the leader of the Qingyu Sect, followed by the guards sent by the emperor.

"Aren't you Xiao Qingxuan's subordinates, haven't the Qingyu Sect's affairs been completed yet, and you have given up?" Cai Zi asked while paying attention to the surrounding movements.

As soon as he mentioned the flowers not far from the Qingyu Sect, Lu Qian immediately crossed his hands on his hips, took out the dagger, leaned forward, and shot extremely quickly.

I saw a person flying out directly from under the cluster of flowers, and Lu Qian threw the dagger directly, shooting directly at the masked man, but.

Ding――

A little fire flashed in front of the masked man, the dagger was blocked, Lu Qian turned around, shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I'm sorry, I only have one dagger." ”

Depend on! It's too tm unprofessional.

The masked man flipped out of the wall when he landed, and in desperation, Cai Zi had no choice but to use the pistol, he aimed at the shaking figure, and at this time, before the gun was fired, the masked man fell from the air with a scream.

Cai Zi and Lu Qian hurriedly ran up to check who did it, only to see the masked man lying on the ground wailing in pain, with a silver needle on his shoulder, and the wound was already black, "Red tassels? ”

"Call me, brother." Hongying didn't know when he came behind him, or that bright and bewitching feeling, that Lu Qian saw Hongying coming and consciously went to tie up the masked man and dragged him away, waiting for torture.

"My good sister, I haven't seen you for two hours, it's like twenty years apart, my eldest brother wants to kill you, come and hug you." Caizi rushed up with her arms open, wanting to have a bear hug, such a good sister is leaving, how can she do it if she doesn't eat tofu, not to mention that she may be pregnant with her own child next time they meet?

Everything is possible, who called her Hongying to say that her underwear was stained with that white fungus soup?

The red tasseled sleeves covered his little lips and smiled secretly, "Hehe~ You are a family person, don't be so unserious." ”

"However, if you want to have an affair with your sister, the place is not very good, right?"

Sure enough, it was Sister Hongying, who was not shocking and endless, seducing people to commit crimes everywhere, Cai Zi stopped with a sudden brake and did not hug it, but took this girl's hand and went to torture the masked man, "Brother, let's go straight to the point, lest you be poisoned so painfully, I still grind, who sent you?" ”

"Ahh

Cai Zi smiled, "I said Sister Hongying, can we be honest, obviously you have seen people who are worse than this, and you are still pretending to be afraid, you are looking down on this masked brother, he is also a person, a person!" ”

Hongying immediately understood what he meant, she looked very shy, the actor mode was turned on, and she threw herself directly into Cai Zi's arms, her face was red, tears were rolling, and the two white jade flawless palms hugged Cai Zi's waist tightly, and said hurriedly, "You are really annoying, so disgusting things to mention." ”

"How disgusting?" Cai Zi asked, and looked at the masked man who was rolling his eyes.

"Isn't there one in Lu Qian's arms? It seems that he heard that he was bitten off by a group of, where-" Hongying became more and more shy, and drilled in Caizi's arms, but Caizi was cool, he unconsciously put his hand on Hongying's thin waist, slid down to his buttocks, and then slid down-

"Brother Cai, so many people are here." Red Tassel was shy.

Even the masked man couldn't help swallowing his saliva, but at this time, Lu Qian took out the album of Qin Jian's romantic history, and the masked man screamed in fright, and wrote directly on the ground with his fingers: Spare my life, please don't feed me medicine, and then put me in the pen, please, I am-

The eyes of several people widened as they looked at the last few words.

At this time, the masked man continued to write: I am gay, sexual, and romantic.

"Lu Qian, kill !!"