Chapter 159: Pretending to be a cultural person
"Good!" Everyone shouted for a while, not only this show is good, but also the sword dancers, Wei Wentong doesn't look so beautiful, but he is full of heroism, the more he watches, the more people feel good-looking, the stubbornness and charm revealed by a pair of Danfeng eyes have attracted the attention of many men, but if she is allowed to watch, the men will be ashamed to lower their heads. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
I saw Wei Wentong walking to the center, with nothing in his hand, and everyone said in their hearts Isn't it a sword dance, what about a sword? But I saw her start to stretch her arms forward and hold her fist luggage, which is the arch of the long fist, which belongs to the first type of salute in the boxing method. Chinese martial arts have a long history, from the very beginning of the killing technique to the present thousands of years, it has long surpassed the role of killing, and has become a culture and a kind of etiquette norm. Later generations often talked about how Chinese martial arts were not used, but they forgot the true connotation given to martial arts by those who practiced martial arts.
Taekwondo, the most impractical form in later generations, is why children flock to it, because taekwondo is not a traditional school that teaches children how to hit people, but teaches them etiquette and spirit. On the contrary, many young people will only spray this and that, spray taekwondo is not powerful, spray Chinese martial arts flower boxing embroidered legs, spray boxing has no culture, spray karate is the kung fu of Japanese dwarf mules, the only thing that does not spray is *** excellent......
Everyone watched the heroine's performance intently, and the heroine actually made a long fist, causing everyone to roll their eyes, and said good sword dance, sword dance - sword dance!
I saw a flash of white light, and everyone didn't even see it clearly, why did a sword appear in the woman's hand, where did it come from? Could it really be that Nie Yinniang's mouth spitting sword kung fu in the middle of the story?
"Good!" The crowd shouted loudly.
The silver light was shining, the sword was like wind and snow, people couldn't see her sword clearly, because the sword was too fast, and gradually everyone only saw the silver circle of light shrouded in her, and they couldn't help but retreat, and even a soldier retreated to sit on the ground, causing others to laugh at her.
Finally, the last move and a sword returned to the west, Wei Wentong put the sword into the sheath, everyone only felt a flash of silver light, and the woman stood in the center again, as if she had never made a sword move.
"Good!" The crowd applauded again.
Wang Yongan shook his head and was intoxicated, and suddenly turned around and asked Zhang Tiedao: "Fourth, how do you compare with her?" ”
Zhang Tie said in a low voice: "Kung fu in hand, he is not as good as me, and in sword kung fu, I am not as good as her." ”
Zhang Xi laughed quietly on the side: "If you have a gun, these two people will be blind." ”
"Hahahaha......" The people at the table laughed, and the two of them talked and laughed, as if they were talking about cross talk. However, what Zhang Xi said makes sense, no matter how good the kung fu is, it is useless to encounter guns.
When the heroine came back, she saw everyone laughing, and asked embarrassedly with a red face, "Am I not dancing well?" I knew that I didn't use my trick just now, and I didn't use that trick well, and that trick ......"
"Good-looking, if you were born a thousand years early, there would be nothing wrong with Nie Yinniang." Wang Yongan said with a smile, he got up and walked to the center, and named the second studio to be out of the show. The people in the second shed were not ambiguous, Li Yao patted a strong man on the shoulder, the strong man got up and walked up, everyone thought he was going to perform qigong and other martial arts, but they didn't expect this strong man to say: "I used to herd sheep in eastern Henan, and I sang a little song of herding sheep to everyone!" ”
"Good ......" At this time, don't talk about whether the show is good or not, as long as someone performs, everyone will give a thumbs up and say that he is a good man.
I could only hear this man singing: "On the other side of the hillside, everyone listens to the new master, ......" This sheep herding song reflects that a sheep herding baby saw a woman washing clothes by the river, hoping that the woman washing clothes could look at him and marry him. The language is vulgar and even a little vulgar, but it really reflects the life of the people, not the nobility of the imperial court, nor the dignified etiquette of Confucianism, it sounds like he is the voice of the common people.
After singing the song, Wang Yongan took the lead in applauding, and everyone applauded loudly.
After the two shows, everyone's enthusiasm rose, so good programs competed and staged, and even some came to a ventriloquist performance, it is said that this kid had been a ventriloquist apprentice for two years before enlisting in the army......
In the first round of eight programs, none of the studios dropped the chain, although the programs were good and bad, but on the whole, everyone showed themselves.
Next is the second round, Yuan Kewen, the representative of the first shed, came on the stage, cleared his throat, and said with a smile: "In the past, I went to sing in the opera garden, and this song was as little as 1,800 taels of silver." It's cheap for you today, boys, listen up, you're singing! ”
This Yuan Kewen is good-looking, good-looking, and sings well, he said that he can get 1,800 taels of silver for singing a song, but he is not bragging, when he was in Jinmen, he secretly sang on stage behind his father's back, and got 800 taels of silver, but he was so angry that Yuan Shikai chased and beat him with a wicker whip, saying that he was insulting to the family.
Today, Yuan Kewen was in a very good state, and he was impatient to wait, and as soon as he came on stage, he sang with his throat and said: "
Dream back to the warbler
The chaotic years are all over
People set up a small courtyard and a deep courtyard
Smoke is gone
Residual embroidery thread is thrown
This spring is like last year.
Xiaolai looked at the broken plum pass, and the makeup was remnant.
……”
Everyone gradually became obsessed with listening, as if everyone except Wang Yongan was attracted by Yuan Kewen's Kunqu District.
Wang Yongan said: "It's over, it's terrible to be uneducated, I can't keep up with the rhythm of the times, no, I have to pretend to be educated, pretend to be very good-sounding, so as not to be seen through." So he squinted his eyes and clubbed his hands on the table, clenched his fists on his chin, and pretended to be intoxicated, listening to the applause of others, and echoing himself.
Yuan Kewen's interest increased, and he continued to sing, like a singer who had sung in later generations, and he was speechless.
Wang Yong installed a cultural person for a long time, but he couldn't fit it anymore, so he used the excuse of going to the toilet to urinate, and only came back after everyone shouted good. Yuan Kewen enjoyed singing, and arched his hand and said: "I am happy today, one person, two taels of silver red envelopes, don't be too little." ”
"Thank you, Second Young Master Yuan!" The soldiers and servants cheered.
Wang Yongan looked at Liu Meizhen, but Liu Meizhen smiled boldly: "Today he is happy and follows his heart." It was really atmospheric, Wang Yongan looked at Nianzhen and blinked, meaning that you learn a little. How smart Nianzhen is, how could he not imagine what he was thinking, raised his foot and stepped on it fiercely.
"Hmm......" Wang Yongan's eyes widened.
Yuan Kewen walked back and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Nope! Nothing! Wang Yongan choked on the pain, "I was bitten by a pest just now." With that, he limped to the central committee and continued to preside.
The second round of performances is much worse than the first round, but there is finally a program, but there is really no program, so he stepped forward to perform a set of martial arts, but with Wei Wentong's Zhuyu in front, the soldiers' martial arts look as ugly as a group of demons dancing, and there are few people who coax, the second round of performances is barely over, and the third round is basically no show.
Wang Yongan saw that everyone was embarrassed, so he laughed and said: "Let's play today, if there is no show, there will be no show, seeing that it is about to be time, I will finally give you a song, after singing, make dumplings and set off firecrackers for the New Year, okay?" ”
"Good!" Everyone jumped and shouted, and they all pulled their ears to listen to what song the fourth young master sang. (To be continued.) )