Chapter Twenty-Six: Brother is an Old Chinese Medicine Doctor
Ya was stunned at first when he heard the news, but remembering what Yao Ran said, he was at the mercy of his father to get to where he is today, but it was his father again, and Ya finally looked at Yao Ran helplessly. Yao Ran, the www.biquge.info of the pen "Fun" Pavilion, saw everything in his eyes, thought for a while, and said to the mother and daughter, "Let's go, take me a look." Ya's mother looked at her in confusion, and Ya nodded heavily to her mother with a serious expression. Ya's mother led the way in front, and Ya and Yao Ran walked side by side in the back. Walked to the front of a cave, there were three young men and one or two teenagers standing or squatting at the door, and after recognizing the teeth, they didn't show anything but nodded slightly, and the sad look on their faces showed that they should have a good relationship with the father of the teeth, and it was very likely that the teeth were siblings, Yao Ran saw the situation inside the cave through the retinal system, and a wizard was holding a strip full of animal skin, and a wooden stick with various colored stone and animal teeth dangling above a man's head, his mouth slightly open, not knowing what he was saying. Yao Ran deliberately pretended to be X, and when his mother, who was standing outside the entrance of the cave, was about to go in, Yao Ran said out loud, "Let the wizard inside, he can't solve it when he comes out." ”
The three men and Ya's mother all looked at Yao Ran in surprise, but Yao Ran stood up straight and nodded slightly. Went down the backpack behind his back, took out a lump of gray hair in it, put it on the ground, the little thing stretched his body and trembled, sat on the ground and scratched his neck with his hind feet, turned around in front of Yao Ran, and then, raised his eyes and looked around, walked to the mouth of the cave, raised his legs and sprinkled it. walked back and squatted at Yao Ran's feet. These series of actions can frighten the four people, this is a wolf. Several people looked at Xiao Gray Ash almost at the same time, and then looked up at Yao Ran, repeating it several times, opening their mouths to speak and stopping. "Alright, let the wizard inside come out, I can save your village chief. If it's too late, it won't be saved. Ya's mother looked at Yao Ran fixedly, gritted her teeth, walked in, and said a few words inside. Then the wizard walked out angrily, because he was angry and almost stepped on, the little gray gray, the little gray gray jumped up and barked on his little teeth towards the wizard, the fluff exploded, this time the wizard was frightened, retreated, and was tripped by himself, sat on the ground with his hands backwards four or five meters away, and then quickly knelt on the ground, palms up and knocked on the ground, the little gray gray was a little confused to look at the person lying on the ground tilting his head and was very puzzled. Looking at this funny scene, Yao Ran was secretly amused, but his expression was serious, and he shouted in a low voice, and the little gray gray ran to Yao Ran's feet and walked into the cave, Yao Ran looked at the middle-aged man with a strained face, and the man looked at Yao Ran who was about to speak, but was stopped by Yao Ran. Yao Ran, with his left leg standing in a step, the five fingers of his right hand were spread, and his left hand stroked on his right arm without sleeves, and then the horse did not move, his body swayed from side to side with a humming sound, and his hand hung above the man's body. The yin and yang in his mouth sang in a strange whisper:
"Brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in bragging
Headaches, brain fever, and low blood pressure have nothing to do with me
You're going to brag about X as well as jerk off
Save money and enjoy it without pressure
It's okay to eat something, it's okay to drink some
Those who brag about it have no strength
Someone bragged about X and looked for an old Chinese medicine doctor
A meal of five poisons, slapping X slapping the head, and farting
Brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor who drives a tractor
Running around the country is dedicated to braggart X
Holding Big Brother and I carry a BB machine on my waist
Wearing a pair of big pants, he has a jade stream in his mouth
Brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and he smiles all day long
When I hear someone brag about X, I'm just kicking
My brother is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and my brother also fights when he goes out
Sometimes I also find two little girls to play a 3P
Boast every day X you let the thunder split sooner or later
If the thunder and lightning can't die, there will be an old Chinese medicine doctor
Don't brag about who blows and who gets kicked
Grandpa, I'm an old Chinese medicine doctor, and I specialize in bragging X."
After singing a song, he also took out a piece of white rabbit skin and wiped the sweat on his forehead. Little Gray Ash tilted his head sideways and looked at Yao Ran pitifully, Master, are you swollen, are you hungry? Do you want to eat Little Ash? Then you remember to tap! ~
Ya, a family of five stood in the cave and watched Yao Ran's movements and listened to the spell, all of them had serious expressions, and sure enough, it was a man who subdued the wolf, what a magical witchcraft, this spell is really good. Yao Ran himself was there holding his mouth and biting his mouth to prevent himself from laughing. Taking a deep breath, Yao Ran leaned over and asked the lying man, "How many days haven't you pulled it out?" ”
The lying man looked at Yao Ran with a shocked face, raised his hands with difficulty and stretched out eight fingers, Yao Ran was also shocked for eight days, of course it was uncomfortable. In fact, Yao Ran didn't come in through the system scan, the patient's condition on the bed, and the system also gave suggestions, including the recovery herbs. Yao Ran ran in confidently and came up with such a cool and explosive outfit.
Yao Ran instructed, "Don't worry, tomorrow I guarantee that you can go to the ground." And I can eat and pull. ”
Turning back to her teeth, her mother said, "Fetch me some white meat from your prey." There are also animal tendons, and then soak them in water and use them when I come back in the afternoon. ”
Yao Ran screamed and walked out of the cave, and the little gray gray followed behind and ran behind him, causing an exclamation in the process of leaving the village. The wizard sat at the entrance of the village and thought wildly, and when he saw the little gray Yao Ran and the others, he knelt on the ground again. Yao Ran ran to the edge of the forest when he arrived, followed the instructions on the map to find the corresponding herbs, put them in a leather bag, reflexively returned to the village, and when he returned to the entrance of the village, he saw that more than forty people from a village were standing at the entrance of the village, and the wizard saw Yao Ran and others coming back, and waved out a row of seven or eight primitive people, holding wooden spears in their hands to surround Yao Ran, Yao Ran was startled, and did not know the purpose of these people. Looking at the crowd in front of him, Little Gray Ash was also squatting on the ground with his limbs slightly bent, and his mouth let out a threatening roar. The primitive people surrounding Yao Ran looked at Xiao Gray hesitantly, and then looked at the wizard in the crowd. Yao Ran was sure in his heart, and shouted loudly, "I am a messenger from heaven, and I am here to take over your wolf village." To lead you to a better life, I have brought the gray wolf, the clan god who symbolizes your wolf village. Its strength represents the strength of your wolf village. You are still weak, but you are unyielding, strong, brave, and united. Yao Ran looked around at the people in front of him. Little Gray also cooperated with the wolf howl, and there was no consciousness of being surrounded at all. Still tickling myself. Before the words fell, another loud shout said, "This wizard! He was spurned by the wolf god! After speaking, he whispered to Little Gray Ash, "Go bite him!" Little Ash was stunned, this was the first time he had received an order from Yao Ran to attack others. Then he ran out like crazy, and this time he didn't fall, he was able to jump more than two meters away in one jump, and compared with his small figure, it was completely incredible. The wizard himself was robbed of white before he could speak, and before he could say anything, he saw the little wolf pounce over, boldly put his staff across his chest, and looked at the little gray ash in front of him, and when the little gray ash was about to pounce in front of him, he dodged away, glanced at Yao Ran resentfully, and rushed towards Yao Ran with a magic staff. Yao Ran caught the resentful look in his eyes, and thought to himself, if I don't kill you, I won't come here. Only the dead do not plot against themselves. The red light of the system flashes and the automatic sand table is demonstrated, judging the opponent's movements, weaknesses, important organs, and fatal points, in a few seconds, the wizard rushed over Yao Ran turned to the left and retreated, snatching the wooden spear of a wolf villager behind him. He sent a wooden spear with one hand to the position of the wizard's back heart, and with just a spear, he stabbed into it. The whole action was synthesized in one go, and I saw that the few young people around me took a few steps back, and some turned their heads and ran. The wizard fell to the ground, with the wooden spear that Yao Ran had stabbed into his back, and blood flowed from his mouth. This is the first person Yao Ran killed, after the wizard completely lost his breath and remained motionless, Yao Ran felt that his legs were weak, his hands were shaking, his heart was flustered, and his shortness of breath constantly gave him psychological hints, I don't kill him, his resentful psychology will find a way to plot against me even if he doesn't kill me now, if I don't kill him, he will die in his hands or be wary of him. Yao Ran didn't know how long he had been shaking, but after stabilizing his mind, Yao Ran looked at the wizard's corpse, and saw that the little gray ash was biting the wizard's leg, and when he saw the little gray gray, Yao Ran's heart was much more stable. With a shout, Little Ash returned to Yao Ran's side, raising his head proudly.
After staring around at the crowd, Yao Ran opened his mouth and said, "The wizard has subdued the law, and everyone in the wolf village bows down and submits to me, follows me to build a city and build a country, and shares the glory." "Where have these primitive people heard such clichés, it's all routines. Everyone, look at me, I look at you, the weak legs knelt down first, and when the teeth saw that everyone knelt down again, their men also knelt down. said, "May I honor Yao Ran's life." At this time, everyone at the entrance of the village knelt down and bowed.
Yao Ran didn't shout anything about disrespect, let them kneel, suppress their arrogance, establish their prestige, and walked quickly to the village chief's cave with some soft legs. Take it, a piece of prepared fatty meat, put it in a huge fruit shell filled with water and roast it on the fire, this time the primitive people who followed around were not calm again, and all kinds of exclaims, this fruit shell is burned as soon as it is burned, why is it not burned by Yao Ran. The mana is boundless, and the timid are bowing down again. Yao Ran ignored them. He took the fat oil boiled on top of the husk and gave it to Little Ash, who grinned and stretched out his tongue and spun around. He put the fat on the leaves and let it cool in the vents, and then took the soaked animal tendons, and told the teeth to mash several herbs and bring them to himself. When everything was ready, Yao Ran came to the cave with his mother and a few men. A few words were whispered in the ear of the mother. The woman's expression was full of incomprehension and questions. But it was not spoken. I went out for a moment and came back with a big leaf. Removed the animal skin under the man, put the leaves under him, and some of the mashed herbs were fed into the man's mouth, and some were mixed with oil and smeared on the animal tendons, and when they were ready, Yao Ran nodded solemnly. Signaling that the woman could start, the woman took the animal tendon and aimed at the man's chrysanthemum, stuffed it little by little, and looked at Yao Ran while stuffing. And the expression of the man on the ground was as wide as a cow, holding his mouth and puffing out his cheeks.
Yao Ran looked at the man and said, "Go on, don't stop." I said stop and stop. The woman followed Yao Ran's words and continued to move.
"Okay, pull it out and stuff it back in." A foul smell came out after the woman pulled it out. The woman didn't care, but the tendons in her hands were stuffed in again.
After going back and forth several times at a time, Yao Ran said with a purple face, "Okay, okay." Just take out the tendons and help him up. After saying that, he walked out without looking back.
Take a big breath at the entrance of the cave.....