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Chen Fang's big fart was so loud and smelly that it was so shameless that everyone forgot to pick it up.

However, there is one person who has a look of contempt and disgust from beginning to end, this person is Uncle Tong, and the cold disgust in his eyes makes Chen Fang dare not look at it directly, and at the same time, his heart is also very angry.

What are you dragging, you're a lot older, and you're not a young follower?

Although he thought so in his heart, Chen Fang still maintained a flattering smile.

Cang Tianao stared at Chen Fang's smiling face with interest, and said, "Boy, how do you know that I can help you?" ”

Chen Fang smiled, and said facelessly: "Boss Cang, a character like you is like a firefly in the dark, your bearing has already betrayed you......"

"Tell the truth."

Cangtian Ao's sudden face made Chen Da embarrassed, but it was a matter of blink of an eye, Chen Fang quickly adjusted, and then explained with a straight face: "Boss Cang, although I don't know martial arts, but I still have a little eyesight, this dead man should have one hundred and sixty pounds, that old man, cough cough, Uncle Tong can lift him with one hand, and his face is not red, his heart is not beating, and he is not panting." That alone speaks for itself. ”

"Haha, you're a good kid, okay, just look at you, I can promise you, but I've never made a loss-making deal, and you have to promise me one thing." Cangtian Ao Lang said.

Hearing this, Chen Fang had a toothache.

What is the origin of Cangtian Ao, he has no clue at all, judging by his words and deeds, he must not be a simple character, does such a powerful character still need to use himself as a small person?

Chen Fang hesitated for a moment and asked, "I don't know what Boss Cang wants to promise next?" ”

Cang Tianao smiled slyly, "I haven't thought of it yet, I'll tell you when I think of it." ”

Ni Mei's family photo, what do you want to play!

Helpless, Chen Fang rolled his eyes, gritted his teeth and agreed, but he also left a way back for himself, "Okay, I promise you, but if I can't do what you mention in the future, you can't blame me." ”

When these words came out, Chen Anxin couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive. Although there are one or two people in the rivers and lakes around him, but for him, the people in the rivers and lakes are always a strange group, and he is not sure whether Cang Tianao will agree to this condition, after all, this condition can get rid of almost everything if you look at it in a big way.

However, Cang Tianao didn't seem to care much about this condition, staring at Chen Fang with a smile, and kept seeing Chen Fang with hair in his heart, and when he couldn't stop muttering, he smiled and agreed.

Seeing Cang Tianao nodded, Chen was overjoyed, and said, "Boss Cang, I don't know how many masters like Uncle Tong are around you, can you call them all?" ”

Since there is a conditional transaction, with Chen Fang's unwillingness to suffer losses, of course, he will see the wind and use the rudder.

"What? Are you worried that Uncle Tong won't be able to deal with those little shrimps? Cang Tianao glanced at Uncle Tong and said with a wicked smile.

I said! Chen Fang rolled his eyes at Cang Tianao.

This guy is obviously stumbling on himself!

Glancing at Uncle Tong, just meeting Uncle Tong's cold eyes, Chen Fang secretly pursed the corners of his mouth, and explained embarrassedly: "No, I'm worried that if there are too many thieves, Uncle Tong will not be able to take care of it, and it will not be good if Boss Cang is injured, right, haha." ”

"Haha, Uncle Tong, it seems that this kid doesn't believe you very much, do you want to show him your hand." Cangtian Ao Lang laughed, as soon as these words came out, Chen Fang knew that he was put on the table again.

But this time he didn't rush to explain, because he also wanted to know what kind of height Uncle Tong's kung fu had reached, and whether the mysterious person in Hong Xingwang's mouth was high or low.

But when he saw Cang Tianao staring at him with a wicked smile, his heart chuckled, and his heart was broken, but before he had any chance to refuse, Uncle Tong waved his sleeves lightly at him.

Cangtian Ao, a family photo of Ni Mei! Chen Fang looked at Cang Tianao with resentment, and then closed his eyes tightly, waiting for himself to vomit blood and die, or fly out upside down, but time passed little by little, he only felt cooler and cooler, but there was no pain or other abnormalities.

Hey, did he just fan his sleeves and scare me? Chen Fang thought wildly, but he still didn't dare to open his eyes, until he heard the sound of laughter coming from around him and felt that something was wrong.

I...... Burst!

A mouthful of old blood wanted to spurt out of his throat, at this time, Chen Fang only blamed himself for being too strong, how good was it to faint? But he didn't get his way.

At this time, he was naked, feeling the summer breeze and the gaze of a group of stinky men!

Nimei's family photo, don't bring such a bully! Chen Fang covered Xiao Fangfang's figure with both hands, cast a gritted gaze at Uncle Tong, and scolded in his heart: Sister Ni's family photo, one day Lao Tzu will let you taste the taste of being naked in public, but then I thought about it, and I didn't even use my fingers with my uncle, and I only needed to wave my sleeves to destroy myself, and Chen Fang immediately lost confidence.

The more everyone laughed, the happier they became, Chen Fang felt that his face was about to be laughed yellow, but suddenly he gritted his teeth and straightened his waist, let go of his hands, and released Xiao Fang again.

Hmph, make you laugh!

With a cold snort, under the admiring gaze of everyone, Chen Fang calmly and swaggered into the back office.

I went to change my clothes.

was shocked by the black line in the eyes of the people in the court, and there was only one sentence in their hearts: Ma, this guy is too stinky and shameful.

However, he didn't know that Chen Fang's stinky shamelessness only lasted for a short while, and when he turned into the back hall and others could no longer see him, his arrogant expression suddenly collapsed.

I want to cry.

Folded a potted leaf and put it like Adam and Eve, and went to his room in a covert way, observing around as he walked, praying that he would not run into others.

Things are always so strange in the world, some people's prayers will only be good and bad, just when he was about to touch his room, a familiar voice suddenly came from his side: "Chen Gongzi, you, ah......"

Chen Fang turned his face in embarrassment and found that Liu Xiaorou had covered her eyes and turned her back to herself.

I said......

Appearing in front of Liu Xiaorou again, Chen Fang felt really embarrassed, he didn't even say hello, threw down the leaves in his hand, and flew into his room as if he was running away, and closed the door with a "bang".

When he came out with a change of outfit again, Liu Xiaorou was no longer outside, but remembering the moment just now, he still couldn't help but blush.