【070】Weihu Mountain
Cheng Yu is the main strategist newly recruited by Cao Cao after the battle of Tiger Mountain, and recently Xun Yu, the chief strategist under Cao Cao's account, has felt cold and has not seen him well for a long time, but fortunately, Cheng Yu's addition has made Cao Cao have an important strategist again.
During Xun Yu's recuperation, Cheng Yu took on the task of giving advice to Cao Cao, and judging from the subsequent wars, Cheng Yu still has a lot of tactical analysis and planning ability.
"Zhongde, there are many thieves and I have few thieves, what do you think about this?"
Cheng Yu is much taller than Cao Cao, in order not to embarrass his own lord, Cheng Yu bowed his body as much as possible, lowered his head, and replied: "Lord, there must be an ulterior secret in that thief army" (no way, the Yuan cube is too hot, use it again) Cao Cao nodded: "Go on!" ”
Cheng Yu analyzed: "Lord, although the enemy is outnumbered, but in the humble opinion of his subordinates, the hearts of the thieves are falling apart, and our army should not clash head-on with them, the best way is to use surprise attacks and strategies, separate and attack, and break them one by one."
Cheng Yu's analysis just spoke Cao Cao's heart, and Cao Cao clapped his hands and said, "Then Zhongde, what do you think we should do next?"
Cheng Yu said: "The thief army is currently dominated by Long, Zhao, and Zheng, these three people are the most powerful, but there are still differences, the dragon surnamed the thief leader, stubborn for his own use, you can delay the attack first; The thief surnamed Zhao is cunning and suspicious, and there are several capable people under him who give advice, and in the humble opinion of his subordinates, he can finally break it; And the thief surnamed Zheng is the weakest and stupidest of the three of them, and his subordinates think that they can attack Zheng first, then kill the dragon, and finally destroy Zhao."
Cheng Yu's analysis was reasonable, and after Cao Cao pondered it carefully, he said slowly: "Then according to your words, adopt the strategy of dividing and cutting, come, specifically, tell me in detail about Zhongde, and after the Yanzhou thieves are calmed down, I will introduce you to a person." ”
Cheng Yu is so smart, Cao Cao didn't say who to lead him to, he had already guessed eight or nine.
Since entering the Cao camp, Cheng Yu has been listening to some of the lord's generals talking in private, saying that there is a certain immortal master, the spell is very good, and the purple hair on that head is also very eye-catching Cheng Yu also wants to meet this immortal adult, but it is a pity that it is not the right time for him to enter the Cao camp. And now that the lord has proposed to introduce him to him, Cheng Yu is naturally very happy.
Seeing that Cheng Yu was very happy, Cao Cao suddenly felt a sour breath in his heart.
"Where is this dog's demon path now?"
"Ah sneeze~" Ma Xiaoquan has sneezed several times in a row today.
"Isn't it, so many people miss me?" Ma Xiaoquan rubbed his nose and poked his head out to take a look.
At this time, it was Zhang Gong who was driving, and Zhang Gong's driving ability was much stronger than Yang Hu and Ding Yi, but compared with Ma Xiao's "full-time driver" Zhao Er, it was still a lot worse.
"Master, there is a mountain not far ahead, called Weihu Mountain."
"Oh?" Ma Xiaoquan became interested, and suddenly remembered a movie he had watched before, called "Outwitting Tiger Mountain".
Zhang Gong drove the carriage and said, "I heard that there is a yellow turban thief surnamed Zhou in that Weihu Mountain. Shall we take a detour? ”
"Surname Zhou? Could it be that Ma Xiaoquan smiled, "There is no need to take a detour, let's go to Weihu Mountain." ”
Zhang Gong should bear it, and waved the whip twice: "Drive~"
The carriage rushed to the foot of Weihu Mountain and stopped, Ma Xiaoquan asked Yang Hu and Ding Yi to stay and watch the car, while he took Zhang Gong to climb up Weihu Mountain.
Weihu Mountain is easy to climb, it is not high, and the terrain is relatively wide, so the two of them climbed halfway up the mountain without much effort.
"Stop!" With a loud shout, he took a spear with him and stopped the two.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at it, it was a lean man, the man was wearing a black scarf on his head, and it seemed that he was a thief.
In fact, the bandits are not all burning, killing and looting, they are all doing it because they can't eat and are hungry, if they can eat and drink enough, who wants to do this business.
Ma Xiaoquan saw that this thief just stopped him with a spear and didn't let him and Zhang Gong go up the mountain, and there was no follow-up excessive action, and he immediately had a good impression of this thief.
Ma Xiaoquan said: "Hey, there should be a boss on your mountain, right?" ”
The thief didn't lie, and said directly: "We have two bosses!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan paused for a moment, and then asked, "Two?" Which two? ”
The thief bared his teeth and said proudly: "Our boss, one is called Pei Yuanshao, and the other is called Zhou Cang, what's the matter, are you here to deliver money or food?" ”
"Send money? Delivering food? ”
The thief was quite patient and explained: "Our boss said, don't just rob other people's things, but if you want to rob our things, we will rob you of all your things." ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "What about sending food?" What's going on here? ”
The yellow turban thief said: "This area of Weihu Mountain is our sphere of influence, this area is much more peaceful than other places, this is all our credit, I see that you look white and pure, you are here to send us food, right?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan couldn't cry or laugh, he had been fluttering outside for several months, and his face had taken off a few layers, was this still white?
It seems that if you want to see this Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao, you really can't force it, besides, it sounds like these two people have a good reputation.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and arched his hand at the bandit: "Oh, you're right, I'm just sending you food, no, the car is still under the mountain, I can't get up." ”
The thief tiptoed down the hill and glanced down the hill just in time to see Yang Hu peeing on the wheels, while Ding Yi was bare and bare and skimming.
"Just that car?"
Ma Xiaoquan looked in the direction of the thief's finger, and scolded in his heart.
"These two dog-day things, I don't know how to go farther."
Ma Xiaoquan smiled and said: "Hey, don't mention it, there were several cars, but they were robbed, you see, there are actually not many in that car." ”
The thief thought for a moment, put down his spear, and said with a flat mouth: "Then you can come with me first." ”
Along the way, Ma Xiaoquan asked the bandit some more questions, and he also roughly clarified the situation in this area. It turned out that the area around Weihu Mountain was stationed in one of the three major group armies of the current Yellow Turban Thieves - the leader of the Zheng Thieves. And the leader of the thieves in charge of Weihu Mountain, one is Zhou Cang, and the other is Pei Yuanshao.
From the mouth of this little thief, I learned that Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao basically don't rob the people's things, even if they rob, they are just robbing those who are fleeing from the road, there are a lot of people in the area of Weihu Mountain, so there are often some ignorant Yellow Turban thieves who come to rob the house, and over time, Zhou Cang Pei Yuanshao and his gang took on the work of protecting the safety of the people nearby, of course, this is not done in vain, you have to pay, there is no money, right, then give some food
"What are you going to do if they don't have food?" Ma Xiaoquan interrupted the little thief and asked.
The little thief replied, "There is no food, so it's easy to do it, just send his woman over." ”
Ma Xiaoquan suddenly realized: This is still a thief.
When the three of them came to the top of the mountain, it was almost noon, and at this time, just in time for the meal, a group of thieves wearing black scarves saw that this little thief led Ma Xiaoquan and Zhang Gong in, and they were envious: "Hulu baby, where did you get two people from the fuck, did you come to hand over the grain again?" ”
Only then did Ma Xiaoquan know that this little thief was called "gourd baby".
Ma Xiaoquan secretly looked at the gourd baby, and felt that his name was very compatible with "mutual masturbation", and I don't know if this little thief is also very good at masturbation.
This kind of thing has been around since ancient times, but the earliest recorded one should have been in the Tang Dynasty, but after all, people are animals, and it's one thing to record it or not, and it's another thing to do it or not. Ma Xiaoquan looked at the lean body of the gourd baby, and the more he looked at it, the more it looked like it was caused by too much masturbation.
It seems that the colleagues of the gourd baby are very loving.
Huluwa pursed her lips and said to the group of colleagues, "Of course." ”
A thief said: "You have the credit again this time, if you don't let the boss find you a woman, you won't play your own ball again." ”
The gourd baby blushed and roared: "Don't worry about it! ”
"Hahaha," the thieves laughed and ran to get food.
Ma Xiaoquan looked at the gourd baby with his mouth open, and couldn't help but sigh: "Damn!" It's fucking foolish. ”
Huluwa led Ma Xiaoquan and the others to Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao, and introduced the two to his boss.
Zhou Cang was tall, black-faced and bearded, with a posture of not being angry and arrogant, while Pei Yuanshao looked much kinder.
Zhou Cang looked at Ma Xiaoquan's purple hair and said, "Are you here to deliver food to us?" How many? ”
Ma Xiaoquan roughly calculated, the grain he got from the three bosses was only 4 bags, if it was the four of them, it would be no problem to eat for 1 month, but if it was given to this gang of thieves, I am afraid it would be two or three meals.
"Only 4 bags!"
"What?" Zhou Cangyi was angry when he heard this, "What the hell are you going to give as long as you only have 4 bags?" Take it away, take it away! ”
Pei Yuanshao, who had not spoken, suddenly stretched out his hand to stop Zhou Cang, and whispered: "Old Zhou, 4 bags are 4 bags, no matter how small the mosquito legs are, they are still meat."
Zhou Cang thought about it for a while, and immediately changed his words: "The grain is left, you go back!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan listened, what to drink? You're pretty good at putting on a show, and this score is pretty open, okay.
Ma Xiaoquan nodded and remained motionless.
"Huh? Why don't you leave, didn't I say it, put down the food, you just go. ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled: "Let me go?" Yes, but you have to compete with my men, and if you win the competition, I will send you 500 quintals of grain afterwards."
Ma Xiaoquan's words caused an uproar among everyone present, and even Zhang Gong couldn't help but look at his master in fright.
Ma Xiaoquan pointed to Zhang Gong and said to Zhou Cang: "Well, this is my subordinate, if you lose the competition, not only will I not give you food, but you will have to give me the roast sheep." Ma Xiaoquan said, pointing to the roast sheep spinning on the fire rack.
Since separating from the third boss, he has been eating the rations sent by the third boss, although he is full, but there is no meat. In the past, when Diplodocus was there, he would occasionally hunt a hare and boar or something to satisfy his hunger, and since Diplodocus returned to Dongjun first, several of his subordinates have never touched the meat.
Ma Xiaoquan saw this in his eyes and remembered it in his heart.
If it is a peaceful and prosperous era, it is very convenient to eat meat, but now is a troubled era, not to mention meat, even the food is pitiful.
Originally, Ma Xiaoquan wanted to bypass Weihu Mountain, but when he heard that there was a person surnamed Zhou, he decided to go and have a look.
Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao were made up in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", but there is no record in official history books such as "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
So Ma Xiaoquan wanted to come and see, if there is really such a person, then you might as well point him out and let him wait patiently to vote for Guan Yu, so that Zhou Cang owes him a favor, although Zhou Cang written in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was later cast under Guan Yu, but that was all later, when is it now? Now it is only the third year of Chuping (192 AD), Zhou Cangtou Guan Yu, that is a few years later, as for Pei Yuanshao, people who don't live long, Ma Xiaoquan doesn't care anymore
Sometimes, knowing history is also a very cool thing, such as Ma Xiaoquan, this guy is now thinking about how to make Zhou Cang owe him a personal favor, and then pick up the roast sheep
Zhou Cang didn't believe that Ma Xiaoquan could get so much food, but he didn't believe it completely.
Looking at Ma Xiaoquan's confident smile, Zhou Cang asked, "Where did you get this grain from?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan didn't answer Zhou Cang's words positively, he just said lightly: "I am from Jizhou"
As soon as Ma Xiaoquan's voice fell, he heard Pei Yuanshao clap his hands and say, "Yes!" ”
"What, Lao Pei, what are you" Before Zhou Cang finished speaking, Pei Yuanshao pulled him over and whispered: "Old Zhou, where is Jizhou, a rich place, not to mention five hundred quintals, even five thousand quintals, it is estimated that you can have it." ”
Zhou Cang's eyes lit up: "Oh, then you mean?" ”
Pei Yuanshao blushed and said: "It's really not okay to tie up, let them bring money and food to ransom people." ”
Zhou Cang said: "Then what if they resist?" ”
A hint of murder flashed in Pei Yuanshao's eyes: "Then slaughter it, and then deceive!" ”
Zhou Cang's face was embarrassed, but he still gritted his teeth and agreed.
After the two discussed, they agreed to Ma Xiaoquan's request for the competition, and at the same time, for the sake of fairness, Ma Xiaoquan asked not to use weapons.
Zhou Cang and Pei Yuanshao couldn't ask for it, his subordinates, everyone was tall and big (except for the gourd baby), and then looked at that person's subordinates, although they looked strong, they were still not tall enough.
Zhang Gong was very nervous, this was the first time he participated in such a competition, in the Yellow Turban Thieves camp, he used to watch others compete, but now that it is his turn, it is inevitable that he will be a little nervous.
Ma Xiaoquan patted Zhang Gong's shoulder and whispered, "Zhang Gong, are you nervous?" ”
Zhang Gong shook his head and responded: "I have killed all of them, this, don't be nervous." ”
Although Zhang Gong said it naturally, his slightly trembling hand betrayed himself. Ma Xiaoquan didn't pick it out, he knelt in Zhang Gong's ear, said a word, and then walked away.
Zhou Cang looked amazing, he didn't know what Ma Xiaoquan said to his subordinates, he only saw that after Ma Xiaoquan's words, his subordinates seemed to have 100 catties of strength, and they were extremely excited.
A hint of uneasiness flashed in Zhou Cang's heart.
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