Chapter 239: Bathing
On the Qinfang Bridge, Jia Huan was tied to a wooden frame, Jia Lan was held by Mama, and Baoyu was standing. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 When he heard Lin Lan's question, Jia Huan, who was tied to the wooden frame, shouted, "I, I am." ”
"You have a ghost in you, no. Brother Bao, are you? Lin Lan asked with a deliberate smile. This guy and the attack on the matter, he has a clear heart, and when he asks like this, he is naturally a little ill-intentioned.
Baoyu was speechless, did not speak, blushed, and only lowered her head. Everyone chuckled with embarrassment. Sister Feng shouted and said, "It seems that my brother Bao has also opened up, hehe." ”
Jia Zheng scolded secretly, "Bastard thing! "But looking at that look, I didn't get too angry. Only Daiyu, biting her lower lip, turned around angrily and left.
Lin Lan swept his eyes, stared at Jia Lan, and said, "In this way, only Nephew Lan is a handy boy." He picked up a large bowl on the table and said, "Go get a bowl of urine." ”
"Huh?" Jia Lan was a little surprised.
Lin Lan said, "What? ”
Jia Lan looked around and said a little shyly: "So many people are watching, they can't pee......"
Everyone laughed, even Jia Zheng, who was not smiling, couldn't hold his face and said with a smile: "Don't take him to find a place to pee." ”
The grandmother who hugged Jia Lan replied, "Yes, master." ”
It took a long time until Mama came over with the bowl of yellowed urine.
Lin Lan was not interested in doing anything, and said, "Divide it into two small bowls." This boy's urine is the most effective for the little ghosts, the three of you are of the same clan, I caught a ghost, and the rest of the little ghosts were naturally deterred. ”
"Yes." Mama saw that there were two prepared porcelain bowls on the table, so she went over and poured them. Fortunately, Jia Lan didn't pee a lot, otherwise Lin Lan would play a prank later, and it would really make Baoyu and Jia Huan cry to death.
Lin Lan picked up the peachwood sword, dipped the sword into another porcelain jar, slapped it on the yellow paper on Jia Huan's body, and shouted: "Demons and monsters, slash!" ”
A magical scene finally happened, the red ghost on the yellow paper gradually faded away, and finally disappeared. Lin Lan picked off the yellow paper, put it in the porcelain jar, stirred it a few times, and ordered: "When bathing at night, use this boy's urine and the exorcism water in the porcelain jar, mix it in the bucket, and soak it for an hour." ”
The faces of the three of them changed and they soaked in urine, which was simply their nightmare. Baoyu, a slightly clean brother, trembled with anger when he heard that he acted like this.
"No...... I don't want it! ”
Although Jia Huan said that he was not happy, but seeing that the little ghost on his body was better than being haunted by evil ghosts, he was silent and did not speak, and used urine to soak in the bath, and he also let go.
Lin Lan said: "Nephew Lan is still young, and he is still a child, so there is no need to soak it." The most important thing to soak is Brother Bao. ”
When Baoyu heard this, she was like eating a fly, her face was extremely pale, and she said no repeatedly. Jia Zheng's eyes widened, and he shouted: "Bastard thing, this is an exorcism for you, didn't you see that your third brother was caught with a little ghost?" He was hard, carried the past, and now let you take a bath, which is already an easy way, and he is not satisfied! ”
Wang also persuaded: "That's it." If you don't think it's dirty, when you're done, it's a big deal to scrub it with soap a few more times. This is non-negotiable. ”
Lin Lan accepted the props and said, "That's all I can do, it's up to you to be in Bao if you don't bubble." Oh, I forgot to tell Master Zheng, Brother Bao is wrapped in a peach blossom ghost, as for how to get entangled, you can ask him yourself. Within ten years, as long as Brother Bao is not close to women, he will be able to escape a catastrophe, and if he breaks the ring......"
Lin Lan didn't say any more, sometimes, leaving a suspense is more useful than any intimidation.
Jia Zheng glared at Baoyu and said, "Son, thank you Aunt Lin for not hurrying!" ”
Baoyu glanced at Lin Lan, if it was said that Lin Lan was playing with him, the little ghost just now, the previous King of Beijing, was not like Lin Lan's game arranged in advance, so he had to take it seriously, saluted Lin Lan, gritted his teeth and said, "Thank you, Aunt Lin." ”
Jia Huan saw that after the Dharma was completed, he didn't miss an arm or leg, but he was the happiest, and the little ghost was removed, so he smiled and said, "Aunt Lin, what about me?" Do I have any rules to follow? ”
"You? Do many good deeds. What you have in you is a clever ghost, when you want to hurt someone, he will take the opportunity to get into your body, this time I caught it, next time you think about harming someone, I can't help you! ”
"Yes, yes, yes. Aunt Lin knows that I am absolutely harmless, at most I am teasing and teasing people, and I never dare to harm people's lives. ”
Lin Lan snorted coldly: "If you have the heart to harm people's lives, I won't hunt ghosts for you." ”
This is the end of a "ghost hunting" farce led by Lin Lan.
Mrs. Wang and Miaoyu walked towards the Lucui Nunnery.
"Your Dharma is exquisite, do you think this Aunt Lin's ghost hunting is reliable?"
Miaoyu was asked by Mrs. Wang, and she couldn't say why, but said: "It is estimated that Lord Lin also saw something, so he would let Baoyu quit being a woman for ten years, didn't Mrs. ask how to save Baoyu?" It seems that Lord Lin has already taken precautions. ”
Mrs. Wang was taken aback and said, "You mean he thought of going with you?" ”
Miaoyu nodded and said: "Baoyu has been playing with her sisters since she was a child, but it's okay, but now that she is getting older, if she continues to play like this, according to what Lord Lin said, sooner or later she will be entangled by the peach blossom ghost." ”
"It's not a thing. When he was born and grabbed a box of rouge, I knew that he was destined to die at the hands of this woman in this life. It's too early to wake up, and with you and his uncle waking up, I'm a little relieved. Wang held the Buddha beads in his hand, folded his hands, and muttered.
Miaoyu smiled and said, "It's still Aunt Lin's great credit, and after these ten years, Brother Bao is estimated to be able to start a family and start a business, and then continue the incense." ”
Mrs. Wang sighed: "Although it is late, it is better than dying." ”
When Lin Lan came to Daguan Garden, he finally did a big thing that he had been planning for a long time. Since Daiyu died on the day when Baoyu got married, no matter who married him, even Daiyu herself, she couldn't know what the final outcome would be, so Lin Lan postponed this date for ten years.
"Why are the officials so happy today?" When Yingchun saw Lin Lan coming back, he asked with a smile.
"Nothing. How is your body today? ”
Yingchun said: "It's not bad, it's all five months old, and in April or May, our baby will be born." The official is also going to be a father. ”
"Be a father...... Lin Lan looked out at the lake and mountains, and his heart was excited, was he ready to welcome this little life? (To be continued.) )