※ "The prince wants no one, crying and ordinary people think and who, big first, this person needs to be a good family, not just a person who can see the prince, he must be innocent; Secondly, this person needs to have real knowledge, if he just brags, he will end up with an embroidered pillow when he meets. Then it's troublesome, won't it become a prince without vision when it is passed out?

The historians of the Tang Dynasty were also very honest, daring to do against the royal family, daring to record anything in the history books, and refusing to change it!

If Wang Ping'an was a straw bag, the prince sent someone to invite him all the way to study how the straw bag was made. Wouldn't that be a shame and a big one, and it would have to be a joke. Even if there is no record in the official history, the wild history will definitely be full of flying in the sky, and countless pens will be full of notes!

So, don't look at the prince who wants to see a personal fighter, but the big things that can be related, it can be a whole basket!

Li Zhi wanted to see Wang Pingai. That Wang Ping'an must come, but Li Zhi is not an unreasonable person, and he never wants to be cross. He didn't say anything: "You have a trick." You will come, not behead". He said let Wang Ping'an come to the catty, the party.

Double Ninth Festival. Chang'an people like to climb the brother, the golden autumn September, the sky is high and refreshing, climb to the top of the mountain, climb high and look far away, you can be relaxed, and then everyone gathers to drink, appreciate chrysanthemums and poems, for the royal family, this is a time to have fun with the people!

Li Zhi can be regarded as thinking about Wang Ping'an, now there is still a period of time before September, Wang Ping'an can be as prepared as possible, calmly enter Beijing, and don't have to rush here!

However, Li Zhi's thinking is different from ordinary people, he is the crown prince, he is not very clear about how to do small things for the people under him, and he doesn't need to be clear, he just needs to give orders!

He doesn't need to think about what kind of person Wang Ping'an is, but Mi Xiaomiao has to think about it!

Mi Xiaomiao was walking around the palace gate, and a scene appeared in his mind:

His father-in-law was busy. After a long toss, Wang Ping'an was brought from Xuzhou to Chang!

During the Double Ninth Festival, the princes and nobles ran to the top of the mountain to blow the wind, southeast and northwest winds; When he was being blown into euphoria, suddenly the prince said: "Come, let me introduce you to a talented man, he I specially invited from Xuzhou." See you all, face! ”

Wang Ping'an stepped forward: "Hi, everyone, my name is Wang Ping'an, in fact, I am not handsome, I am just a straw bag, you have to ask questions, pick simple questions, I can't answer the difficult ones!" ”

Yes, Wang Caijun will be driven down the mountain immediately, and he Mi Xiaomiao will not be driven down, because he will be thrown down the mountain directly!

Thinking of this, Mi Xiaomiao was excited!

No, I can't just run away, I have to prepare in advance and inspect Wang Ping'an! Wang Ping'an has to have real talent and real learning, he has to be able to bear to ask, and he has to be able to give the prince a long face, but he can't

Face!

If Wang Ping'an is really as I think, it is a catty and a straw bag, then I can't invite him to come, or go back to Beijing and tell the truth to the prince. Cover it up, and that's it!

Mi Xiaomiao grew up in the deep palace since childhood. Facing countless women all day long, his temperament is inevitably feminine, and because the secret fighting in the palace is extremely powerful, he will be calculated if he is not careful, so he belongs to the kind of person who "I don't see it with my own eyes, I don't believe it". Although Wei Chigong praised Wang Ping'an as having no heaven and only one on earth, he still didn't believe it, and he had to investigate it himself!

Thinking that this errand was not easy to do, Mi Xiaomiao suddenly became irritable, turned around and shouted: "Why haven't you sent someone here yet, what are you doing to eat?" ，

He was a eunuch with rank. is also a person close to the prince, don't look at pretending to be a grandson in the palace, but once you go out of the palace, you don't have to be polite to see anyone.

The forbidden army guarding the door hurriedly said: "This is coming, this is coming, the shift has been changed!" With this shout, two people rushed out of the door, came to Mi Xiaomiao, saluted together, and said, "Master Mi, the captain sent the two of us on a business trip with you!" ”

These two forbidden soldiers, one named Meng Datian, one catty, called Meng Xiaotian, are two brothers, twins! When their mother gave birth. Their father wanted to give the name of the bright spot, it might as well be called Meng Tian, this is a celebrity. My son will be like Meng Tian in the future, and he will become a general!

As a result, his wife was very angry and gave birth to catty twins! Daddy Meng finally came up with a peerless good name, but he couldn't use it, and he couldn't think of a better one, so in a fit of anger, he called the eldest Meng Datian and the second Meng Xiaotian!

When Mi Xiaomiao saw the two of them, she smiled and said, "Why are you two, you two are nothing but bragging!" ”

Meng Datian hurriedly said: "Master Mi, you can say this badly, our brothers can not only brag, but also serve people!" Our captain said, now that the world is peaceful, you don't need to bring too many guards when you go out. But you have to bring an attendant who can serve people, so send the two of us to accompany you, are you satisfied? ”

Mi Xiaomiao snorted twice. said: "Lord Ben usually serves people, this time I take the opportunity to go out of Beijing, you two should also serve Lord Ben well."

Although he is a eunuch, he is the most taboo for others to mention this Zhuo'er, so he never allows people who are younger than him to call themselves father-in-law. He must be called the official name of the immortal, and he himself calls himself an adult!

Mi Xiaomiao pointed at Meng Xiaotian and said, "You go and pack your luggage, Lord Ben and your brother will be waiting for you thirty miles away."

Meng Xiaotian agreed. And he left.

At the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, there was an unwritten rule that whenever the emperor or prince sent eunuchs out on errands. The eunuch must leave Beijing on the same day, and he must run out of thirty miles in one breath, so that he can rest, it is said that this rule has existed in the Sui Dynasty, I don't know which eunuch was full of food and support, and advocated it first. But although it is unwritten, the eunuchs have always abided by it, so Mi Xiaomiao has this sentence!

Don't dare to stay, Mi Xiaomiao and Meng Datian rode on horseback, galloped out of Chang'an City, and ran out of thirty miles, then they found a big inn and went in to rest. Rest night. The next day, I will be on the road again※

Chang'an is not close to Xuzhou. However, due to the lack of time limit, Mi Xiaomiao and the three of them were not in a hurry, it was not easy for the eunuchs to go out of Beijing, and it was considered a publicly-funded tour, so Mi Xiaomiao naturally refused to go too fast, enjoying the scenery along the way. Eating, drinking, and having fun, it took twice as long to come to the vicinity of Xuzhou!

It's almost to the ground. Mi Xiaomiao became irritable in his heart, how to investigate Wang Ping'an, he still didn't come up with a good idea. If he wants to please the prince, then he has a lot of ideas, but if he wants to investigate Wang Ping'an, he has no good way!

Annoyed, Mi Xiaomiao shouted: "You two catties of little bastards, you are walking very slowly, if it weren't for your delays, Lord Ben would have arrived in Xuzhou a long time ago, how could you delay so many days?" ”

The Montessori brothers listened. I'm unhappy, how can this be blamed on our heads, it's obvious that you are greedy for fun and missed the time! Meng Xiaotian said: "Master Mi is angry, otherwise let's gallop quickly, how about Bibi riding?" ”

Mi Xiaomiao said angrily: "It's better than it, who is afraid that you won't succeed!" He whipped up and left, don't look at him as a eunuch, but he played a good polo, and he thought that his riding skills were not weaker than the forbidden army, so he took the lead and ran out!

Xi Butian glanced at his brother and pouted: "Just his two moments, he has succeeded in the competition with the palace maids, and he dares to compete with us?" ”

Meng Datian snorted and said, "Let him win!" The brothers followed the dagger from behind, but they were never as good as Mi Xiaomiao, just coaxing him to be happy!

Running a long way, there was a small town in front, Mi Xiaomiao reined in the horse, turned around and smiled: "You two brothers are useless, a pair of straw bales, two catties of small rice buckets!" ”

Meng Dage smiled: "Master Mi's riding skills are exquisite, my brother admires!" ”

Meng Xiaotian said: "Master Mi, you are light, you have little meat on your body, and the horse is not hard, so"

Mi Xiaomiao was furious. shouted: "Bastard, what do you say, who has less meat on his body!" ”

It doesn't matter if others hear this, and they won't associate anything, but he is a eunuch, and some people say that he has less meat on his body, how can he be less, and which piece of meat is missing? This is a taboo for eunuchs!

The Montessori brothers looked at each other and thought, "It's broken, it's a quick mouth." Didn't think too much about it! ”

Meng Datian had an idea. Suddenly, he shouted: "Look, Master Mi, there is a person lying on the ground in front of you."

Mi Xiaomiao's attention was really diverted, and he looked in the direction of his finger. On the edge of the town, there was a ragged beggar lying on the ground, motionless. I don't know if it's dead or alive!

Mi Xiaomiao scolded in a low voice: "They all say that the magistrate of Xuzhou is good, but Lord Ben doesn't look like it, why don't you even collect the dead body, and throw it outside this town!" The horse walked over to the beggar and leaned over to look.

As soon as he came, the beggar looked up with difficulty and said, "Poor and pitiful! ”

Mi Xiaomiao sighed. "It turned out to be a living person, not a dead body." He pulled a few copper coins out of his pocket. He threw it at the beggar and said, "Take it and buy bread to eat." ”

The beggar picked up the copper coin, but said, "I want to see a little miracle doctor, and I have to save this money to buy medicine!" ”

Mi Xiaomiao was stunned. He turned over and dismounted, and asked the beggar, "What little miracle doctor?" Are you talking about Wang Ping'an? ”

The beggar said, "Yes." You also went to see a little miracle doctor? ”

Mi Xiaomiao thought for a while. asked again: "The name Wang Ping'an is too ordinary, maybe there is a duplicate name!" I'm talking about Wang Ping'an is this person" He put on a posture and played a few moves of the immortal ascension technique, this set of immortal ascension techniques. He will naturally practice.

The beggar was at a loss, he had never seen Tai Chi, and he didn't understand what Mi Xiaomiao was headless and brainless, what he wanted to ask!

Meng Datian also dismounted. walked over and said, "Master Mi, look at the back of this person's neck!" ”

Mi Xiaomiao's eyes swept away. Suddenly, his face twitched, and he said, "Oh, what kind of disease is this, it looks very serious!" ”

Meng Datian said in a low voice: "This person is going to see Wang Ping'an, so let's go to see him too." The little one has a plan to offer. It's better to take advantage of this catty, people"

Wuli Village, the mansion of the Wang family.

Wang Ping'an sat in the hall with a distressed face, accompanying the Yang family, and in front of the Yang family, there were two more women.

The two women were both in their fifties, but they were dressed in fancy clothes and heavy makeup.

A woman with red lips said: "Our Master Liu is also rich, and he has a family, and he is right with your Wang family." The important thing is that Miss Liu's birthday is completely consistent with the little master of Ping'an, a special wangfu, I promise to marry this year, and let Mrs. Wang hold your grandson next year! ”

Yang said: "How do you know about my son's birthday?" ”

"Well, that's not the point!" The woman hurriedly said: "The point is that Miss Liu looks so beautiful, her little face is so tender, and she can wring out the water with a gentle twist of two fingers, don't you say the water is smart?" ”

Wang Ping'an grinned, he could wring out the water, it wouldn't be Harazi!

Another woman said: "If you want to talk about Shui Ling, it has to be the young lady of the Li family, Shui Ling, that little face is powdery, but it hurts!" ”

The woman in front smiled and said, "Yes, the young lady of the Li family is pink." Can she not attract pain, she is only eight years old, what is the hurry, even if she marries, she will be able to let Mrs. Wang hold her grandson next year

Wang Ping'an frowned when he heard this, and thought: "What kind of fight, you have been tricked!" Mother will never kiss me in Xuzhou, she asked you to come to the matchmaker, but she just wants to listen to some ** in the boudoir, nothing to tease you. If you are happy, you will be idle! Those young ladies' **, who usually can't hear it, took this opportunity to hear it all! ”

Sure enough, I heard Yang laugh and said, "These two young ladies you are talking about." Whose butt is bigger? Compare with me! ”