Chapter Twenty-Three: The Calculated Funny God

After accidentally letting everyone enter the forced viewing mode, Xiao Zhu himself had a feeling - boring! boring! Everyone stared at the picture in the sky, ignoring everything around them.

The people on both sides who were fighting like cross-eyed just now, now there are people sitting side by side, watching the movie in the sky with relish. The broadcast of this movie is too intelligent, and it can actually partially take over the body of the moviegoers, allowing them to continue to drive, practice, work, and go to the toilet! Is this a direct takeover of the vagus nerve of the brain?

Xiao Zhu didn't know that his unintentional move caused the number of people who were shackled by him to soar from more than 200,000 to hundreds of millions in 33 days!

And the unscrupulous gods who watched the movie in the Supreme God Realm all burst out laughing! The tumbling waves of colorful light connected into the ocean!

Among them, the most excited was the Dragon Ancestor, and the old dragon was laughing wildly: "Hmm, hahaha! This dragon treasure knife is not old! I predicted that he would trigger the second speech at this point in time! Not bad for a second! How's that!?Everyone, willing to lose the bet! Each loses a plane planet! My dragon clan is prosperous, and it has reached a higher level! It's just that I didn't expect that he could influence so many people to have a bond with him at once! This funny god is really talented! Hmm, hahaha! Sure enough, he didn't disappoint the old dragon!"

"You old dragon, really your strength is new! Didn't you tell the funny god from beginning to end that the most direct way to change a person's fate is to intervene in his three views? If you lose the magic weapon, just make a few more compensations! In the blink of an eye, you let him deliberately contact people, and now he even has a harem and a preach, and it is even more difficult to get out of it!" The god of time sighed softly!

"The old dragon does things, he has his own rules, you don't need to point fingers!" he said, and let out a fox smile that stole a rooster: "It's just a stumbling block, how can there really be any harm, you all know the way of self-preservation, and you don't have any fireworks at all, how can you understand the old dragon's ambition! There is no karma, where is there detachment? Funny god, the old dragon will ensure that he becomes a god! But whether he can break through the limits of you and me depends on his creation!"

At this time, Xiao Zhu was bored, and wanted to go to the other side of the teleportation array to see what kind of ghost was doing something, but he suddenly remembered that he still had a huge harem that he hadn't seen yet. Immediately extinguished the idea of investigating the mastermind behind the scenes, and shouted: "What about the little scourge? Is this how you are a god? Take me to see our house!"

Before the words fell, the little scourge appeared in front of Xiao Zhu with a smile on his face: "The little one is here! Divine Lord, your old talent for using power is really amazing! This has just become a god for less than an hour, and you have already spoken the law twice! If you continue like this, I believe that you will soon be able to return to the Supreme God Realm with the respect of all the people." You have cultivated so quickly, how can you be embarrassed by those hundreds of millions of years of old-timers! After all the nonsense, Xiao Zhu's back molars laughed.

"It's up to you to go, take me to see the beauties of our family!"

"Okay! Stand firm!" In a flash, the master and servant appeared in the 100,000-person viewing hall.

Xiao Zhu looked at the dense sofas and snack tables floating in the sky, and was startled! "Little scourge, you are too good at enjoying this! Such a fun and comfortable place, you actually don't report to the master! Isn't it the same as watching a blockbuster movie when you look at the scene just now in this place?" As he spoke, his divine sense swept out, and the funny divine realm was in full view.

He instantly found that the sixteen beauties were actually gathered in an independent space at the highest point, in front of a large crystal table with no legs, all concentrating on watching the skylight movie.

In fact, there is no picture circulating in the canopy at this time, there is only a colorful divine light, the so-called divine art, all have a basic soul, it is a kind of life born to complete a unique task. As soon as this magic was born, she would play different images and sounds in front of her eyes depending on the person.

And in order to have a better effect of popular science, this magic has just given itself another name: sermon rhyme. It also simulates a sweet and lovely image, and adds the function of asking and answering questions in this forced sermon magic to provide one-on-one divine answer service for all audiences.

However, Xiao Zhu didn't know, because the magic was useless to him, and his feeling of his body's strength was called a dullness, only a feeling full of strength. He didn't notice at all that the suppressive power in his body was gradually increasing with the passage of time.

At this time, he had already hidden himself in an independent small space and carefully designed his opening line!

"Hi, beauties, hello!" is this sentence too frivolous?

"Ladies and gentlemen, the gods are here!" No, no, no, why do you sound like such a homeless person?

"Do you have any unfulfilled wishes, and the gods will be responsible for you!"

And the clothes, what kind of transformation? dragon cannons, Greek cloth robes, shirtless, or do you change them back and forth?

And hats, shoes, but also movements and scepters, etiquette and manners!

Can't you be like Long Zu and them, dressing themselves up like a particle cloud with light edges every day, right? Isn't that the rich and noble not returning to their hometowns, and the clothes are fine at night? Bah, bah, children's words are unscrupulous, Xiang Yu's words were ridiculed as a monkey and crowned. Isn't our achievement a trillion-fold greater than Xiang Yu's?! Naturally, we have to show off our peers.

This series of decisions was so difficult! It took nearly half an hour.

In the end, after thinking about it, he decided to conjure up a straight tunic, with a small hand behind his back and his head raised, so that a faint flow of color flashed in his eyes every certain time. The image design is complete. After all, it's not a coincidence.

As for what the beauty said, he decided not to talk much about it. Who is he? Supreme Funny God! Do you need to speak first?

Having made up his mind, he waved his hand confidently and removed the small space. Float to the big table! Beauty! Your Lord is here!

At this time, among the sixteen beauties, except for the six Jingying sisters, who were still immersed in watching the movie, the other ten girls all came to their senses, and there was a difference of one or two seconds before and after. This is actually not due to the bad qualifications of the six Jingying sisters, but because the six of them were forcibly pressed to the table by a small scourge to sit with the noble girls, so before watching the movie, they were quite frightened, and it took a lot of effort and time to collect their hearts and concentrate on watching the movie.

Mu Xing, the youngest sister of the three sisters of Hanhai, was the first to see Xiao Zhu, and the two sisters with induction also turned their heads at the same time, and the three of them took off their veils together, their long hair fell down like a waterfall, and they smiled at Xiao Zhu, Ying Ying stood up first, bowed slightly, and after the remaining seven people also calmly coordinated, the ten women saluted together, or blessed or folded, or bowed their heads or raised their hands, Yun Zhilan hugged his fists, Youlian and even saluted a chic military salute. Then he got up and said, "See the Divine Lord, respectfully the Divine Lord and return to the palace!" Everyone smiled, and their voices and faces were pleasing to the eye.

Where had Xiao Zhu seen such a scene, and he immediately forgot his original intention of having a deep play? He grinned and smirked unabashedly: "You guys are good, you guys are good! Are you still used to staying here? If you need to say it, don't be wronged, it's very chaotic outside, and someone actually wants a coup d'état." ”

When Bai Ronghua heard this, her eyes turned red, a teardrop slipped down, and Zai Fu bowed down and said: "Ronghua cheekily prayed to the god master not to care about the prince's grandfather's actions today, the prince's grandfather must have been deceived by others, and he didn't know the power of the god, so he had a collision speech and action." I also hope that the god can guide the prince and grandfather, so that he can know that he is lost, and the father and son will be harmonious! Rong Hua is willing to serve the god in front of the throne for generations to repay the grace of God!"

The ice beauty reveals her true feelings, and the lethality of the little otaku is very good!"Naturally, naturally! Of course you have to help! Not to mention that your grandfather is also mine...... Your own people (almost growing up)! Your own people, do you want to be the same while reserving differences? You can rest assured, I will help you do it properly!" He said this, but what he thought in his heart was: Do you want to hug and pat your shoulder? Or do you want to hold hands? Do you want to wipe your tears? Will this kind of woman in the feudal era feel too exciting when she meets her hands and feet?

As a result, the hand froze in mid-air, neither lifting nor putting it. Seeing this, Bai Ronghua's face was slightly flushed, and she seemed to be unsteady on her feet, turned sideways slightly, leaned into Xiao Zhu's arms, and murmured: "Thank you for your mercy, you are really considerate, Ronghua can serve for life, and my heart is happy!"

Who said that women in the feudal era would not flirt with men? At this time, Bai Ronghua gently grabbed Xiao Zhu's chest buckle with one hand, gently rested her head on Xiao Zhu's shoulder, and wrapped her other hand around Xiao Zhu's waist, smiling at him lightly, with a hint of smile in her eyes. The pear blossom with the rain is in place.

What about Xiao Zhu? The heart of the gods is pounding, the ears are ringing, the body is stiff, the face is stunned, and the vision is narrowed! All sentient beings are gone, and only the person in his arms remains!

When the rest of the women saw it, they were anxious at the same time, and they couldn't help but complain that Xiao Zhu had never seen the world, what kind of god is this! It's too drunk! But under the awe of the gods, they didn't dare to interrupt at will.

Bai Ronghua did not shy away from smiling at Xiao Zhu, and her thin shyness added to her look. After a long time, he gently pecked Xiao Zhu's cheeks, then retreated, pulled Li Wanqing and Ling Song with his hand, and said with a smile: "Lord God's grace is vast, the little woman doesn't dare to enjoy it alone, Sister Wanqing and the Holy Maiden of Ode have also admired you for a long time, two sisters, are you still not close to the Lord of God?"

As he spoke, his hands loosened slightly, and the two daughters, one left and one right, also approached Xiao Zhu's arms. Both of them are cultivators of the practice of birth and entering the Tao, holy immortals, although they are a little nervous, they are not panicked, Li Wanqing also glanced at Bai Ronghua in a hurry, and complained in a low voice, "Oh, sister." "Listening to the little Zhu bones are crispy.