Chapter Fifty-Six: Is This Thing Fraudulent?
Pang Zongyao was scolded and counted, and the pressure of the people behind him was much lighter, most of them were some words of encouragement, and the masters of the academy also made few comments, and handed over the "report card" with comments to the students. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Of course, the worst ones are Meng Zong and Li Long, and the two subjects of military strategy and arithmetic make this report card look very ugly, and it is estimated that when they go home this time, their father will not spare them.
Meng Zong pinched the list and glanced at Lin Lan with resentment, but when he saw Lin Lan standing on the opposite side looking at him with a smile, his heart suddenly skipped a beat, and he lowered his head cleanly.
"Don't laugh, no matter how much you smile, your face will be convulsed!" While speaking, Wang Yan was already standing in front of Lin Lan.
"It's a good word."
"Hello."
The grandfather and grandson are not far behind in playing each other's roles, but this dialogue is a little blunt.
Lin Lan gave a look and slowly opened the box.
"Empty?"
Mao Eighteen on the side was stunned and sighed: "Why is it empty?" ”
They were still guessing who the biggest dark horse was this time, but they all thought it was Lin Lan's Great Demon King. Just one arithmetic bounty order has already allowed Lin Lan to earn enough for some people to split cards for a year.
Wang Yan gave a look, as if he was asking what he meant, and muttered: "Won't you have finished your splits?" ”
The masters behind him also came up with them.
"That's not right, Lin Lan. Just from arithmetic, the old man has already paid you more than 300 points, this is only three months, plus the remaining three, even if you have a lot of fish and meat every day, you always have a hundred or so splits left, right? ”
Lin Lan smiled and said, "It's really unfortunate that the split between the student and Pang Zongyao just now was stolen." ”
"Oh?"
"Stolen?"
For a while, there was a lot of discussion among the people below.
Wang Yan also frowned, this split card was stolen, the person who stole this thing must be someone in the academy, otherwise someone would steal this worthless thing. Although worthless, the nature of theft is vile. "Could it be that you lost it?"
"The juniors and Pang Zongyao's splits were lost on the same day, but the number adds up to more than four hundred, so many splits, how can you lose them?"
Several mountain chiefs and masters muttered words, which had never happened in the academy.
"But a few mountain chiefs and masters don't have to worry."
Wang Yan shook a fluttering white eye, who is worried about you, this is a problem of bad nature.
Lin Lan smiled slightly and said, "I have a way to let the splitting cards speak for themselves." ”
On the corridor, everyone was stunned, let the splitting cards speak by themselves? Did you hear that right?
Lin Lan narrowed his eyes and continued, "I dare to conclude that the thief is here!" ”
"The splits are all the same, how can you tell if it's been stolen?"
"So I said, let the splitters do the talking." Lin Lan smiled and said, "A few mountain chiefs and masters, I don't know if you can give the students a stick of incense time to arrange?" ”
Wang Yan frowned, not knowing what kind of moth this demon was going to make, so he said, "Are you sure that the thief is here?" ”
Lin Lan walked to the middle of the corridor, and if she was in Cairo, she naturally needed to ring the opening gong, so as not to avoid the important and trivial, and it would be difficult to punish the wicked, "Ahem." You are all classmates, and it has been more than two months since this happened. With the attitude of treating people with sincerity and getting along with each other, after being stolen again, he did not make a noise, only hoping that the person could have a little conscience and return the split. ”
Lin Lan spoke eloquently, listening like an honest and honest student who lost his entanglement on the way to Beijing to catch the exam, "Later, a few of our brothers thought that it must be that there must be a lot of people in Tongpu, and the person was embarrassed to come back, so he rented the big single building with the only remaining sub-card. ”
He walked up to Pang Zongyao and hugged the fat neck, "Look, Zong Yao, who used to love meat so much, how hungry he was?" That man was so ruthless that he didn't leave any splitting! ”
Seeing the lively Zhusheng glanced at Pang Zongyao, Ya, where can you see that this dead fat man has lost weight and eaten fatter, okay?
Pang Zongyao blinked his little eyes very cooperatively, tried to squeeze out his tears, and said, "Woo, I'm so hungry, I'm so bitter!" ”
Looking at Pang Zongyao's clumsy acting skills, Lin Lan turned her head over and slapped Pang Zongyao on the stomach, originally thinking that he would get out, but the exaggerated Pang Zongyao thought that this was hinting at something.
The little eyes blinked, and immediately "understood" and covered his stomach, "Ouch, my stomach ...... My stomach is hungry and hurt......"
Wang Yan looked angry and funny, shaking his head and watching how Lin Lan ended.
Lin Lan's face immediately recovered, and she said seriously: "Who is it?" Let our two brothers fall into a miserable situation, such moral degradation, such a world, as a scholar, to steal other people's knowledge, this is a thousand times worse than stealing a steamed bun and stealing a bun! ”
"What is splitting? Is that money? That's Zong Yao's life! As he spoke, Lin Lan's hand desperately slapped Pang Zongyao's stomach a few times, and this time, Pang Zongyao's screams became more painful and realistic.
The reason is, he really hurts......
"Now, I'm giving that man one last chance to come forward. I don't blame the past, if I am still obsessed, don't blame me for using Dafa and asking the splitter to speak for himself! ”
Lin Lan's eyes swept towards Meng Zong and Li Long like a falcon, and of course they also floated past Wang Zi'an and Zhang Cang, these were the objects of his suspicion, and even he suspected that Meng Zong and Li Long were not bold enough to steal splits to retaliate, because their splits did not increase significantly, but Wang Zi'an and Zhang Cang's splits were obviously a lot more. Of course, this is just Lin Lan's personal speculation.
It was the middle of winter, but Meng Zong's back was as hot as a pinprick, and he glanced at Wang Zi'an, and found that his good friend's head was shaking slightly.
"Nobody is coming forward, is there?" A smile crossed the corner of Lin Lan's mouth. At this time, if you stand up, you can't punish it severely. In the final analysis, this splitting card is only circulating in the academy, and once it comes out of the academy, it is just a pile of rotten wood. According to the "Dajing Law", if you steal some wood, you have never heard of the sentence, and Lin Lan can only punish this group of shameless villains with bad moral character.
Wang Yan said: "Since you haven't stood up, Lin Lan, you can let the splitter speak by himself, and the old man also wants to see how this splitter speaks." ”
"Since no one admits it, then I'm going to open the altar!" Lin Lan pretended to be a fool and jumped a step and shouted, "Thin monkey, set up the formation!" ”
Hou Haomiao, who was about to be fascinated by watching the play, came back to his senses, almost forgot Lin Lan's instructions, nodded, and said, "Okay." ”
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The thin monkey Lao Qi closed the door and closed the window, tossed in the hut for a while, and after coming out, he bowed his hand, and said in a strange manner: "Heavenly Master, the blue sky and white sun array have been arranged, please open the altar of Heavenly Master!" ”
Doing a full set of acts, Lin Lan found that the buddies were dull and honest except for the fourteenth year, and the other two were full of "artistic bacteria", and Pang Zongyao, who was still rolling in place, also straightened his waist, blinked his small eyes, and secretly said in his heart: It seems that Nineteen is prepared!
He never expected that Lin Lan would really sing a good show today.
"What a blue sky and white sun, pretending to be a ghost!" Wang Zi'an naturally didn't believe in ghosts and gods, and when he saw Lin Lan pretending to be a ghost there, he snorted coldly.
He didn't believe that this splitter could really speak. This cold drink was just to strengthen the courage of two people who were as timid as rats.
Lin Lan smiled, handed over an envelope in his hand to Wang Yan, and said, "In order to prevent someone from defaulting on the account when the cards are split later, this mantra student will hand it over to Yan Gong now, and let Yan Gong personally cast a spell to prove the true face of the thief!" ”
"You'll see when you're old." Lin Lan said softly.
"Okay, the old man wants to see what kind of medicine you sell in this gourd!"
Wang Chuan, an old student on the side, poked Lin Lan with his elbow, "Sure?" ”
"This Heavenly Master casts spells, how can he be blinded by ordinary people?"
"you." Several mountain chiefs and masters couldn't cry or laugh, and they also followed into the hut and stood in a row.
After reading the letter given by Lin Lan, Wang Yan raised his eyebrows and said secretly: This kid really has a lot of ideas, and he doesn't have the same kind of bluffing and deceiving. He thought of the chess game outside Sanyuan Building again, and a wry smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Alright, everyone pack up your splitting cards, put them in the alley, line up, and enter the formation at once."
Lin Lan looked at the morning sun basking on the corridor, squinted her eyes and smiled: "Today's day is really good, the blue sky is white, you shouldn't be blind." ”
Taking advantage of the crowd, two good friends met together. Meng Zong trembled his hands and glanced at Wang Zi'an with some fear.
Wang Zi'an, who was holding the box, lowered his voice and said softly: "Don't be afraid, he is cheating on you, the more this is the case, the more you can't admit it, the splitting is the same, and you won't be able to speak when you die!" ”
Meng Zong nodded, swallowed his saliva, and lined up behind the line.
There was a faint sentence in front of me, "In case it is really revealed, you know." ”
Meng Zong's hand shook, and the split box almost fell to the ground, and a look of fear crossed his eyes.
Lin Lan stood at the door, and when she saw Bai Haoran being the first to want to enter, she said, "Senior Brother Bai is upright, so he won't be ......."
"Senior Brother Lin, this is inevitable. One yard to one yard, the body is not afraid of shadows! ”
Lin Lan smiled and said, "Okay." ”
Bai Haoran entered, the door was slowly closed, and after only a while, he came out, smiled at Lin Lan, and said, "I am innocent." ”
Guan Tianming, Qi Feibai and the others went in one after another, and came out in a moment, looking at Lin Lan a little inexplicably, not knowing what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.
Lin Lan stood at the door, and when she saw Zhang Cang coming, she said intentionally or unintentionally, "Why does Senior Brother Zhang Cang look a little nervous?" ”
"Senior Brother Lin Lan, if you are also holding a box full of splitting cards and weighing more than ten catties, your hands will tremble." Zhang Cang scratched his eyes at Lin Lan and said slowly.
Lin Lan bowed and said, "Then it's bothering Senior Brother." ”
Zhang Cang stepped in, and the door was closed again. Nian Fourteen and Thin Monkey stood aside, they were also the first to enter, and after they came out, they asked Lin Lan vigorously, what kind of spell was it.
Lin Lan smiled and said, "Keep it secret." ”
Such a sense of mystery made the last few people standing tremble and panic.
"Alas, Senior Brother Zhang Cang has been in for so long, and he hasn't come out yet?"
I could only hear a loud shout from inside: "Evil obstacles! ”
With a bang, the splitting box hit the ground.
The people outside sighed.
What's going on?
Could it be that Senior Brother Zhang Cang is the thief?
They were all talking to each other, and Wang Zi'an naturally took advantage of the situation to turn his head and said, "He is cheating us." Just remember, splitting doesn't speak! ”
The last Li Long and Meng Zong had already been frightened to the point that their faces changed drastically. Sweating profusely, looking at the terrifying little black house, Zhang Cang had already broken his halberd, and they ...... Will it still be spared?
"Wipe your sweat and don't panic! Zhang Cang is fine, you must remember, don't be deceived! I'll go in first, and look at the way I look. ”
The prince stepped forward slowly.
The door was opened, and Zhang Cang knelt to the side. Wang Zi'an glanced at Lin Lan.
"Watch out for the steps." Lin Lan reminded gently.
Wang Zi'an's pupils shrank, but he still walked in.
The door was closed again, and after half a ring, the door was opened, and there was no loud shouting just now, which made Meng Zong and Li Long breathe a sigh of relief. It seems to make sense, this product is indeed fraudulent! This emboldened them a little more.
Lin Lan leaned against the pillar with his chest crossed, glanced at Meng Zong and Li Long, and said, "The last two, you can go in together." ”
He was a little surprised, that is, Wang Zi'an didn't have anything to do, which was indeed very unexpected to him. Isn't there Wang Zi'an's share in the spoils? It shouldn't be.
Wang Yan's face was already dripping blood at this moment. In the end, the two walked in tremblingly, Lin Lan, who was outside the house, closed the door, and the inky black cloth cover arranged by Hou Haomiao immediately made the room invisible to his fingers.
"Open the box."
"Oh." In the darkness, the two responded tremblingly.
When the two of them opened the box on the ground together, the box emitted countless faint green fluorescents, like the ghost fire on the mass grave, which frightened the souls of the two people in the house. How could it be...... How could it be......
Wang Yan's voice sounded like a deadly judge again.
"You two...... Evil thing! ”
When the people outside the house heard this earth-shattering roar, they were all shocked and speculated underneath. At the same time, they looked at Lin Lan with some fear, this demon who can cast spells, they swore that they would never provoke Lin Lan in their lives.
Wang Zi'an's pupils shrank, and it was already too late.
What kind of trick is this?
Why?
Why is this the case?
Does splitting really speak? No way! Wang Zi'an's mood fluctuated a little, but he still stood calmly in place after all.
Pang Zongyao patted the soil on his body and laughed, "It's really relieving!" This mantra was also learned from Lin Lankou after he was drunk.
As soon as he picked up Lin Lan, he almost kissed the two of them, "Nineteen, I admire you to death." You're a goddamn god in the world! ”
This scene is sung, and some people are still inexplicable. What is the formation? Splitting the deck to speak?
The answer to all the riddles is in Lin Lan's game, he squinted his eyes, looked at Wang Zi'an, and said secretly in his heart: It's a pity that a fish was missed......