Chapter 163: it

Seeing that Lei Hu Leopard fell into a state of madness, Chen Fang smiled gloomily, took the opportunity to bounce up from his seat, and smashed a punch on Lei Hu Leopard's garlic nose, which made Lei Hu Bao who was thinking about it in a trance for a while. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Why are you hitting me?" Lei Hu Leopard asked suspiciously.

"Didn't you ask me what sports are? This is one of the sports of sports, called boxing. Chen Fangyin smiled and spoke, and at the same time, he suddenly screamed-

"I'll fight!"

Then another punch was slammed into the head of the leopard, but this time the position was changed from the nose to the eye socket.

"You beating people is also called sports, and you can also make money?" Thunder Tiger Leopard still hasn't understood.

Chen Fang smiled.

"Of course, what do people want to see? Don't you just like the blood-boiling scene? We find a few people who can fight and have strong comprehension to organize a boxing team, and it will be held once a week, and each quarter will be used as a stage to determine the quarterly champion, and then at the end of the year, the four quarterly champions will determine the year-end champion. Usually, we will receive a ticket for watching the game, and when it comes to the quarterly finals, we will sell one tael, and the year-end finals will sell five to ten taels. Unless, we can also set up sports lottery, so that the people to press the victory, where the pressure is distributed in accordance with the distribution principle of each charity lottery, it is difficult to make money...... I'll fight! “

Chen Fang had been observing the flaws on Lei Hubao's face when he was explaining, and when he saw that the guy was distracted by himself again, he saw the right time to punch Lei Hubao's garlic nose again.

"NMD, why are you still beating me?" Now it's Lei Hubao's turn to cry.

"Hehe, you know it hurts, let you beat me so well." Chen Fang grinned happily.

Hearing this, Lei Hubao realized that Chen Fang was simply taking the opportunity to take revenge on him for punching him twice.

But......

Horse, I just punched you twice, and now you beat me three times, do you still want to come?

Seeing Chen Fang's expression of "I'm looking for an opportunity", Lei Hubao was immediately unhappy, pondered for a while, and asked with a smile: "Brother Chen, the boxing match you said is a two-by-two fight, right?" ”

"yes." Chen Fang didn't feel anything wrong at all, and said without blinking his eyes, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong.

It's too late!

As soon as Lei Hubao heard his affirmative answer, he pounced on him with a "whoosh".

"Brother, let's have a show first to see if it's going to be so hot-blooded, vampire?" The sneak attack was successful, and Lei Hubao, who had the upper hand, smiled.

"Okay." Chen Fang didn't care at all, and responded.

Then there was a different movement from the seat, first a teacup flew out, then a saucer, the delicacies on top of the plate, wine, tea, and saliva.

For a while, chaos flew aside.

There is not an old beggar who just walked downstairs with a broken bowl, and suddenly a roast chicken fell from the sky, so happy that the old beggar didn't even hide, carrying the roast chicken, opening his mouth wide, looking up and waiting for the pie to fall off again, as for why he didn't immediately chop the roast chicken, the person passing by next to him felt that he should want to leave it for the next meal.

However, he was destined not to wait for the second pie, for a long bench appeared in his field of vision for the next moment, and then, without waiting for him to react, it fell heavily beside him and fell apart.

Looking at the long bench that had fallen apart, and looking up at the bustling above, the old beggar made an astonishing move.

He ran away with the roast chicken in his hand, and his movements were so neat that he did not look like an old beggar of sixty or seventy years old.

The small episode downstairs is naturally unknown to the people upstairs, but everyone can't care about the excitement downstairs, because the excitement upstairs is more fascinating.

By this time, the upstairs was no longer flying around with dishes and saucers, but with fabric.

Black, blue, and white fabrics flew out from the private seat where Chen Fang and Lei Hubao were sitting, and the movement in that place was not small, and all kinds of dirty without a lower limit refreshed the world view of all the guests present.

After a while, the other guests all gathered around, Xiao Er also came upstairs, and even the shopkeeper, who had rarely come forward to greet guests, hurriedly ran upstairs and walked to the two of them.

"Two guest officers, is the menu in this restaurant not to your liking? Why don't I tell the kitchen to make two more dishes for you? ”

The shopkeeper is a shrewd businessman who will not rush people out at the first time of making a noise, nor will he put the responsibility on the customers all at once. And the fight in the restaurant is not uncommon, usually he also sent one or two dishes per person to solve it, and he believes that this time will not be an exception.

However, after his words fell for a while, Chen Fang and Lei Hubao ignored him, making him both embarrassed and a little angry.

"Two, if you don't stop, I'm going to have people kick you all out." The shopkeeper said unhappily.

Either sensing the shopkeeper's unhappiness, or listening to the shopkeeper's words and being annoyed, Chen Fang said: "Shopkeeper, you give me a little time, I want to clean up this guy well." ”

"Cut, you want to clean me up, didn't you see that your hands were locked by me? Who cleans up who is not certain? Lei Hubao, who was locked by Chen Fang's throat, said with a red face.

For a while, the scene of the two beating each other was staged again in a grand manner, which made the shopkeeper angry, and was about to let people throw the two out, when he suddenly noticed that Chen Fang and Lei Hubao were now looking and dressing, only half of their bodies were covered, and their faces and bodies were either paw prints, or blue and purple, which was very funny.

The shopkeeper was immediately happy, and thought, hey, it's funny, I've got to let them fight.

So without anyone dissuading them, the two fell to the ground and started a fight like a little hooligan in the market.

Picking out birds' eggs, inserting eyes, twisting ears, teasing sounds, pressing noses, etc., all use the wonderful moves of street fighting.

The movement became louder and louder, and gradually even the guests of the ordinary seats on the first floor noticed the movement on the second floor, and almost ten people came up at once.

Seeing that he was surrounded more and more closely, they all stared at Chen Fang and Lei Hubao with expectant eyes, and when they saw this, Chen Fang suddenly let go of his hand and said, "Don't fight, show people as monkeys." ”

Lei Hu Leopard also threw an old face to the bottom of the pot, and immediately let go of Chen Fang when he saw this.

Seeing that there was no longer any excitement around, the surrounding guests gradually retreated, and only the shopkeeper was still standing there, asking Chen Fang and the others for compensation.

In desperation, Chen Fang had no choice but to take out twenty taels from Lei Hubao's body to settle the bill and compensate for breaking things.

Seeing the shopkeeper who took the money, Xi Zizi went downstairs, and there was no one around, Chen Fang said to Lei Hubao, who was sulking: "Brother has seen it, this is the charm of sports, so many people have watched a fight, and more people have watched boxing?" ”

"Ah, brother, you deliberately hit me just to verify it for me?" Lei Hu Leopard was surprised.

"Of course!" Chen Fang nodded, and Lei Hubao was greatly moved. However, only Chen Fang himself knew that the biggest purpose of this one was to avenge his nose.

Hmph, isn't it uncomfortable to hit my tall nose, ouch, sizzle, it hurts!

Chen Fang covered the corners of his purple mouth and grinned! (To be continued.) )