Of course, Lin Yi refused to let Xiao Mu go easily and let him continue to sleep so comfortably, but planned to wake up this mentally retarded first, and then humiliate him well - he was busy helping him out of the siege, but this guy himself pretended to be dizzy and pretended to fall asleep directly, this kind of loss-making thing, Lin Yi naturally felt that he couldn't cheapen Xiao Mu in vain. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Hey! Wake up! Of course, Ringo's method of waking Xiao Mu was also simple and rude: while shouting to wake up, he reached out and shook his body violently. Lin Yi thought that in this way, even if Xiao Mu slept like a dead pig, he would still wake up.

However, Xiao Mu slept more exaggerated than a dead pig, and even though Lin Yi used such a rough method, he didn't look like he was going to wake up at all.

Lin Yi was naturally not intimidated by this small difficulty in front of him, but became more and more courageous, and continued to speed up the frequency and intensity of shaking Xiao Mu's body, and the voice he shouted on his lips also increased by a few decibels: "Don't sleep dead pig!" All the people are gone, and if you go to sleep again, you will sleep until tomorrow morning! ”

This time Lin Yi was absolutely sure, in Lin Ye's opinion, with his crazy method of calling people, as long as he was not a dead person, no matter how well he slept soundly, it was impossible not to wake up. Even if it wasn't Xiao Mu lying in front of him, but a sleeping beauty or a vegetative person, Lin Yi felt that the comers didn't refuse, and they could all wake up.

However, it backfired, and although Lin Yi used his housekeeping skills to almost wake up a vegetative person, Xiao Mu still had his eyes closed and motionless, and he didn't look like he was woken up at all.

It seems like things are getting tricky......

"Detective" Lin Yi smelled a smell of conspiracy from the tricky situation in front of him, and soon remembered a wise saying: You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep.

Thinking of this sentence, Lin Yi was like opening a door to a new world, because this sentence was simply tailored for the current scene, obviously he had done his best, but it had no effect on Xiao Mu who was asleep, even if he was a fool who only knew how to eat and sleep all day, it was impossible not to wake up in this situation. Therefore, since this is the case, there is only one truth of the matter: Xiao Mu must be pretending to be asleep!

Lin Yi reasoned out such a result, and the resentment against Xiao Mu in his heart was even greater, I said that with so much strength, why can't he wake up, this guy must have woken up a long time ago, probably because he was afraid that I would settle accounts with him, so he kept pretending to sleep there!

The more Lin Yi thought about it, the more angry he became, and decided to teach Xiao Mu a good lesson, since you can't wake up you who pretend to be asleep with "traditional" methods, then give me some new tricks to see if you can pretend to be able to do it!

Lin Yi glanced casually around the room, intending to find something to "reward" Xiao Mu, so she saw a feather duster.

This feather duster made Ringo's eyes light up, so Ringo walked over, picked up the feather duster, and plucked a chicken feather from it, the fluff on it was very fine, so small that it would make people sneeze when placed on the side of a person's nose.

"Sneezing is a stress response of the human body, and I don't believe you can bear it! Hmph, with this 'magic weapon', see how long you can still install it! Lin Ye thought proudly, and at the same time walked back to the bed, put the chicken feather next to Xiao Mu's nose, and let the small fluff on it repeatedly scratch Xiao Mu's nose, and when Xiao Mu couldn't bear to sneeze, this game could completely declare Lin Ye's victory.

However, the unbelievable happened again, Xiao Mu was still unresponsive in the face of the repeated stimulation of the tiny villi on the side of his nose, as if the peripheral nerves were completely necrotic and unconscious.

This also frightened the originally confident Ringo, and made her wonder if this method, which she often saw on TV and tried and tested, would work.

Lin Ye took the chicken feather back, leaned to his nose, just scratched it gently, and almost couldn't hold back a sneeze out, Lin Ye quickly took the chicken feather away, and after trying to resist the urge to sneeze, he finally realized the complexity of the situation.

According to a series of inferences made by the "detective" Lin Yi just now, first of all, Xiao Mu must be pretending to be dizzy, this inference was quickly denied, and then Lin Ye came to the judgment that Xiao Mu was asleep, and after calling for a long time but still not waking Xiao Mu up, Lin Ye finally came to the conclusion that he was "a person who can't wake up and pretend to be asleep", Xiao Mu must be pretending to be asleep, however, this most certain reasoning result is still incorrect.

Lin Yi sorted out his thoughts, all in all, Xiao Mu's current state was neither pretending to be dizzy, nor asleep, nor pretending to be asleep - after eliminating all the options that could be discharged, Lin Ye finally got an answer that she had automatically ignored all along: Xiao Mu really fainted!

"Come on! Hurry up and pass on the doctor! Lin Yi found that Xiao Mu's fainting turned out to be real, panicked for a while, and subconsciously shouted, but ignored that the imperial doctor had just diagnosed Xiao Mu's pulse, and not long after receiving the reward and leaving.

Lin Yi's nervous shout Wang Chengen naturally heard it, in fact, Wang Chengen was holding the cut medicine at this time, planning to give it to the emperor, just walked outside the palace gate, and heard the queen mother shouting to pass the imperial doctor, Wang Chengen said in his heart, what happened to the emperor's dragon body? Hurriedly handed the medicine to the little eunuch who followed behind him, and ran into the main hall quickly.

"Niangniang, what's wrong with the emperor?" Wang Chengen also asked very eagerly.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, he ......" Lin Yi was about to say that Xiao Mu really fainted, and hurriedly asked the imperial doctor to take a look, but suddenly reacted that only he thought that Xiao Mu was pretending to be dizzy, and everyone else knew that Xiao Mu was really fainting, so the words came to his mouth and were swallowed back by Lin Yi.

Fortunately, Lin Yi was still in a hurry, and he instantly found a new explanation, "The emperor's forehead feels very hot, I'm afraid it's a high ......fever."

Wang Chengen heard that the emperor had a high fever, and his heart instantly became anxious, and he hurriedly stepped forward and touched Xiao Mu's forehead, but he didn't feel very hot, but he still didn't feel at ease, and touched his forehead with his other hand.

"Niangniang don't worry, the old slave is not hot when he touches the emperor's forehead, long live the lord should not have a fever." Wang Chengen finally got a conclusion that the emperor was fine, and at the same time comforted Lin Yi and said.

"Oh? The emperor is fine, that's really good. It may be that the palace is nervous and his hands and feet are cold, so he feels that the emperor's forehead is very hot. "When Wang Chengen touched Xiao Mu's forehead to measure his temperature, Lin Yi also prepared a statement in his heart, if his own technique is cold, of course, if he touches his forehead with normal body temperature, he will feel hot, this reason is really normal, Wang Chengen will definitely not doubt this, take a step back and say, even if you Wang Chengen really doubts, do you still have the courage to touch my hand as a queen mother to confirm it personally?

"Niangniang is worried about the emperor's dragon body, of course the old slave understands, but please Niangniang will also raise a phoenix body, don't worry too much, Niangniang is pregnant, which is related to my future national fortune in the Ming Dynasty......."

Wang Chengen listened to Lin Yi's words that her hands and feet were cold, and he was also very worried about the queen's body, and began to talk at length again, in short, Niangniang, you are now pregnant with the future prince of the Ming Dynasty, and you are also the future emperor of the Ming Dynasty, so you can't miss it at all.

"Your mind is known to this palace, and this palace will be good for life." Lin Yi casually coped with Wang Chengen's words, but in his heart he was worried about whether the diagnosis of Imperial Doctor Li was accurate, after all, Xiao Mu's words such as "not letting go of the scroll" are obviously some exaggerations, Xiao Mu has not read to the point where he can faint in the past few days, it is estimated that it is the intensity of the university courses in later generations, this level should not make people faint from exhaustion, right?

"I'm afraid the emperor won't be able to wake up for a while, Niangniang might as well take a rest first, the emperor has an old slave here to take care of, Niangniang can rest assured, there will definitely be no omissions." Wang Chengen saw that the queen's answer just now was obviously perfunctory, and further suggested.

Lin Yi saw that Wang Chengen persuaded himself again, and he also felt that it was indeed not a way to stay here all the time, and from the fainting of Xiao Mu in the inner study hall, and later saw the imperial doctor, and chatted with Queen Zhang and them for a long time, just now he was busy waking up Xiao Mu, and he has been busy until now, and his body is indeed a little tired. So he planned to follow Wang Chengen's advice and go to take a simple rest first, after all, he was also responsible for the son of Emperor Chongzhen and Empress Zhou in his belly, right?

"Then the palace will go to rest for a while, and then come to see the emperor's situation later, if the emperor wakes up, you must notify the palace immediately!" Lin Ye emphasized to Wang Chengen again, then stood up, planning to go back to his dormitory to rest for a while, if Xiao Mu didn't wake up after an hour or two, as Imperial Doctor Li just said, Lin Ye would definitely have to find Imperial Doctor again to give Xiao Mu a good examination.

"The slave understands, please rest assured." Wang Chengen replied respectfully, and at the same time sent Lin Yi out of the main hall.

Lin Ye left, Wang Chengen wiped Xiao Mu's face with a towel, and worried in his heart: The physical condition of the two masters of our Ming Dynasty is not very optimistic, and they have fainted recently (Xiao Mu pretended to faint Wang Chengen last time, of course he didn't know, Lin Ye fainted when Xiao Mu announced the amnesty to the world, and Lin Ye didn't know that he was really pregnant at that time), this is really worrying, it seems that I still have to ask the imperial doctor to open a shop for the two masters to nourish the prescription, Let the Imperial Dining Room also study more nutritious dishes......

After a while, the medicine that Wang Chengen had just brought was already cold, but the emperor had not woken up yet, so Wang Chengen instructed the little eunuch below to pour out the medicine again and replace it with a hot one, so as to ensure that the emperor could drink it immediately after waking up.