Chapter 1: I'm an Idiot
"Xiaobin, you kid hurry up and let Lao Tzu come down, do you hear that? Not long after you recovered from your serious illness, why did you climb onto the roof, and it didn't make Lao Tzu worry at all. If you don't come down again www.biquge.info Lao Tzu will throw you down with shoes. A middle-aged man in a patched robe standing in the fence yard pointed to a child squatting on the thatched roof of his house, and scolded anxiously and annoyedly.
"Dad, can you do what you say? If you throw the shoes on your feet and can't find them, you'll have to walk barefoot, daddy. The child who was squatting on the thatched roof said fearlessly to the middle-aged man standing under the eaves.
"Xiaobin, you kid has a future, I don't dare to throw you with my shoes, right? Good boy, Lao Tzu worked hard to take a handful of and urine, pulled you up since childhood, raised you for 16 years, you kid is usually quite honest A child, how did he have a serious illness, he changed his temperament, ate bear heart and leopard gall, and dared to teach Lao Tzu a lesson. The middle-aged man standing under the eaves first reached out and scratched the back of his head, and then continued to shout at the child who was squatting on the thatched roof, and hated it.
"I said Dad, can you change some fresh rhetoric, every time you say that you pull me up with a handful of and urine, can this and urine be eaten? Really, Dad, I just want to sit on it alone and be quiet, don't worry, I won't do anything stupid. The boy looked at the middle-aged man standing under the eaves with disgust, and said impatiently.
"What you kid said, I don't believe it. You hurry up and give Lao Tzu down, otherwise, Lao Tzu will go to the corner of the wall and get a bamboo pole to whip you, do you believe it or not? The middle-aged man, who was out of breath, stomped his feet and pointed at the child sitting on the roof with a trembling finger, threatening.
"Okay, Dad, I don't believe you can make it. I'll go now, and you'll be satisfied. When the boy saw that the middle-aged man below had just turned around and was about to walk away towards the corner of the wall where a bundle of bamboo poles was stacked not far away, he quickly stood up from the thatched roof and said a little helplessly.
"Hey, Xiaobin, we don't have a wooden ladder at home, how did you climb to the top of the thatched house?" The middle-aged man who turned around, and when he saw the child standing up from the roof, he glanced at the eaves that were out of thin air, and asked with a puzzled expression.
"Daddy, stand still and watch how I get down." When the child heard the blank question from the middle-aged man below, he chuckled twice and replied proudly.
As soon as he had finished speaking, the boy untied a hemp rope tied to a small stake in the eaves, when he heard a "clang" and the sound of something heavy hitting the ground, and suddenly an arm-thick trunk reached out to the eaves at his feet.
It turned out that there was a tree about the size of a bowl five paces away from the eaves, and on the trunk of the tree, about five feet from the ground, was tied a trunk half a foot long and an arm's thick, and at this end was tied a sack with sand inside.
At the end of the eaves, there was a sack with stones in it, and the boy had loosened the rope that bound the sack on this side.
And so, the boy walked down the leaning trunk of the tree and down the tightrope acrobat from the eaves.
"Xiaobin, what are you doing? It's not a bad idea, who did you learn it from? After seeing the child descend to the ground in the yard along the sloping tree trunk, the middle-aged man who was dumbfounded immediately stepped forward and asked curiously.
"Daddy, I learned this thing from the book you bought for me, it's called the 'Leverage Principle'. The principle of leverage, do you understand, Daddy? The child, who patted his hand twice, said proudly.
"Hey, you kid didn't read before, and he fell asleep when he said that he couldn't read a stick of incense in front of a book. Lao Tzu sent you to a private school in the village, and you skipped class every once in a while, and you never bothered to study hard for Lao Tzu. You see, the things in this book are good, you listen to your father, and you must read hard in the future. Another day, my father will go to Mr. Hu, who teaches private school, and let you go to his private school to continue studying.
"As for the tree trunk principle you mentioned, your father and I don't recognize more than a pair of fingers, where do you know what the principle is. In short, you have to listen to your father's words, and from now on you have to study hard, and your father is still counting on you to shine on the lintel of our old Wang's family in the future. After listening to the speech of the child standing opposite, the middle-aged man first shook for a moment, and then became a little embarrassed, but he still said with some relief.
"Dad, what I just said is not the trunk principle, but the lever principle. If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, okay? The boy said angrily at the middle-aged man in a disgusted tone.
"Okay, it's the principle of leverage, Daddy doesn't understand it, you kid understands it well for Daddy." The middle-aged man was not angry, but said happily.
Just as the two of them were talking about the heat, suddenly an anxious and rough voice came from outside the gate of the fence courtyard: "Wang Changgui, the owner asked me to ask you, most of the hour has already passed, why haven't you reported to the owner's farm yard yet." The big guys are all here, so you will be left alone. This is the first day of spring planting for the owner, and if you don't have something to do, your salary will be gone. ”
As soon as the urging voice outside the fence gate fell, the middle-aged man standing in the courtyard immediately replied a little anxiously: "It's Brother Zhao Qingshan, my Xiaobin just recovered from a serious illness last night, and I was so happy this morning that I left this matter behind, I'm really sorry." What, Brother Qingshan, you go back first, tell the host, and I'll be there later. ”
As soon as Wang Changgui finished speaking, he heard the person named Zhao Qingshan outside the fence gate say in a tone of five points of incredibleness and at the same time another five points of surprise: "Brother Changgui, your family is a fool, it is really a blessing and a great fate. gave birth to such a serious illness, and did not ask Lang Zhong to heal, hey, after half a month, it was cured by itself, and it was really a god.
"If you don't die in a great disaster, there will be a blessing in the future. What's that, Brother Changgui, you settle down for your family's stupid guy who has just recovered from a serious illness, I'll go back first, we're all waiting for you, you must hurry up. ”
After speaking, Zhao Qingshan, who was standing outside the gate of the fence courtyard, immediately turned around, shook his head in disbelief, and walked in the direction of the mouth of the alley.
Knowing that his son has not only recovered from a serious illness, but also has a much brighter brain than before, and knows what he has learned from books, which makes Wang Changgui very pleased.
After admonishing Wang Bin, Wang Changgui picked up a farm tool, walked out of the fence courtyard very happily, and strode towards the farm yard of the owner's Liu Yuanwai's house at the west end of the village. He didn't take a step forward, and his heart was very steady.
Actually, this Wang Bin is not Wang Changgui's dying son who was infected with a serious illness and could not be cured, he is a student who failed the college entrance examination.
That day, Wang Bin went to the front of the school building to look at the college entrance examination scores posted up, and after seeing that his score did not reach the undergraduate line, he suddenly fainted for some reason.
When Wang Bin woke up, he found that he had traveled to the Song Renzong period of the Northern Song Dynasty, possessed by a child who was only sixteen years old with the same name and surname as him.
Through the child's preserved memories, Wang Bin learned that this child used to be a stupid second stunned person, and the village, regardless of adults or children, did not call him "Wang Bin", but directly called him "stupid" in a mocking tone.
As soon as this fool was born, his mother died of excessive blood loss, and it was his father named Wang Changgui who raised him since he was a child.
Wang Changgui is a long-term worker in the village, because he is a good farmer, every time he goes to COFCO and collects grain, he is indispensable to take a group of long-term workers to work.
This is why, today is the first day of spring planting, in the farm yard of Liu Yuanwai's house, all the long-term workers have arrived, but Wang Changgui is missing, this Liu Yuanwai waited for him for more than half an hour and did not set off, and sent Zhao Qingshan, who usually gets along well, to come to the house to invite him.
Although Wang Changgui is a good hand at farm work, and he is also a long-term foreman who is very relied on by the big landlord Liu Yuanwai in the village, it is a pity that he does not know a few words.
If there is a little ink in his stomach, but Wang Changgui can read the words of daily language, then he has been working in Liu Yuanwai's house for more than ten years, and I am afraid that he has already mixed with the beauty of a deacon.
It was precisely because Wang Changgui felt the importance of reading and writing that he saved money to send Wang Bin to the only private school in the village to study since his son Wang Bin could remember.
However, Wang Bin was originally a pasty head, stupid and stupid, and the gentleman who taught him in a private school thought that he was not a material for studying, and he would be persuaded to study after three or five days.
From the preserved memory, at this time, after Wang Bin learned that this fool was considered by everyone in the village to be a piece of material for studying, he decided that since he had been reborn and came to the Northern Song Dynasty, where the imperial examination system was very perfect, then for the shame of Yixue's failure in the college entrance examination, and at the same time, to prove himself as a "fool", he decided to study hard, and the first Jinshi and the first to prove himself.
As the saying goes: the ideal is very plump, and the reality is skinny.
Although Wang Bin's idea is there, it is still quite difficult to implement it in action. Because the books I read in the Northern Song Dynasty were all classical poems and songs, at least the Four Books and Five Classics were compulsory courses. And he is a person who grew up living in vernacular Chinese, and with only the foundation of the selected classical Chinese that he studied in high school, how can he read and understand ancient texts that have never been seen in ancient times.
Even reading has become a problem, let alone writing ancient texts to participate in the imperial examination.
Wang Bin, who was sitting on a stool in front of the thatched hut basking in the sun, was closing his eyes with a sad face, and then thinking about how he should achieve the goal of being admitted to the Jinshi next, when suddenly, between the lightning and flint, he felt as if something was embedded in his head, as if his head had been hit by a strong electric current, and he quickly picked up his head with both hands in unbearable pain.
After about a cup of tea, Wang Bin, who was already in pain and unconscious, suddenly found that his head was no longer in pain and returned to normal, but what shocked him was that a vast collection system of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign poems and songs had been built into his head.
Not only that, Wang Bin also found that he can open this book collection system at any time through his own mind and what books he wants to read, conduct accurate search and search, and lock in a certain category or any book he wants to read.
When Wang Bin was overjoyed to find that he had such a powerful system and such a vast collection of books built into his head, he decided to temporarily change his goal of taking the imperial examination in the future - from being admitted to Jinshi to becoming a high school champion.