Chapter 161, the weakest barbarian in history

Although this Uncle Xiao has an arrogant attitude, his personality is a little cute. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The owner of the store wanted to ask him out, but he refused to go out. In the cultural circle of the big flower family, this should be a very humiliating move. But this alien nation has no such shame at all.

This is called cultural difference, right? It's a bit of a mess! Shi Dalang felt a little tricky. In the face of such a foreign nation that does not know what etiquette and religion are, we must use a harmonious way to persuade them to leave. Looking at it like this, I'm afraid it's hard to do.

But this old man Xiao is obviously not as cheeky as Tokyo Niu Er, and he deliberately cheats.

Judging from his demeanor, the old man had a righteous and awe-inspiring face, and he looked at ease. So, in fact, this guy is a naΓ―ve, old and cute type.

Old Man Xiao immediately confirmed Shi Jin's conjecture with practical actions.

When Guan Sheng asked the old man where the other six Buddhas were, Shi Jin originally felt that Guan Sheng's question was a little stupid. This kind of question is usually not to be commented on.

It's like asking bin Laden to his face, where are your accomplices now? Uncle bin Laden will surely squint at you with pity: how can you ask such an idiotic question!

Unexpectedly, this old man Xiao seems to be born with a straight intestine, the one who is innocent and childlike, he didn't think so much about it at all, and said calmly: "The two Buddhas, the three Buddhas and the four Buddhas are still in the old place, the five Buddhas went to Xijin Mansion, and the six Buddhas are now doing it in Tokyo." Xiao Qifo ......"

Stretched out his hand and pointed at the little girl who had just made a move on Li Mianlan, "Isn't this it!" ”

Then Sun Shengli and Shi Jin breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts. This barbarian master has a very low IQ. Ask him anything, and say anything. There is no resistance at all, and it doesn't look like a lie. This kind of enemy is really easy to deal with.

The Khitans are indeed the weakest barbarians in history!

It is said that in the thousands of years of civilization history of the Great Flower Family, they have been fighting with foreign peoples in the north. Among the barbarian tribes such as Qiangdi, Linhu, Donghu, Xiongnu, Xianbei, Qianhu, Di, Turkic, Tiele, Uighur, Tata, Dangxiang, Khitan, Tubo, Mongolian, Jurchen, Shanyue, Zhenla, etc., the Khitan people are the first scum in combat effectiveness.

The Khitans had 700,000 horses, so they could only fight a tie with the Great Song infantry whose horse politics had collapsed. It's really the first dish in the world.

These 700,000 horses, if given to the Tang Dynasty in the era of Li Er and Li Jiu, may be able to fight all the way to the coast of India and the Anatolian plateau. The Great Song Dynasty is not as good as the Tang Dynasty, and with these 700,000 horses, there is no suspense at all about sweeping the party in the west and Khitan in the north. Against the Jurchens, theoretically, they could barely win the victory by virtue of their numerical superiority.

I used to make trouble why the Khitan people were useless. Now that I have personally dealt with this Xiao Buddha, I suddenly have a realization.

This Khitan is really honest! It's so stupid, it's easy to be deceived into the pit!

But Guan Sheng obviously didn't think so.

With a serious face, he frowned, and asked again, "The Seven Buddhas have been famous for a long time, and this little girl's age seems to be a little wrong?" ”

Old Man Xiao was very honest and told the truth without hesitation: "She was successfully reincarnated last month, so she looks more than twenty years younger. ”

Belch! Reincarnation? This one...... Could this be the ......

Sun Shengli and Shi Jin immediately thought of going together: This little girl, shouldn't she have also been crossed?

I thought that this original version of Xiao Qifo was probably dead. Then, a certain traveler happened to cross over and occupy the body of a little girl with black hair and black eyes, but somehow fused some memories or skills from the so-called Seven Buddhas, so he was regarded as the successful reincarnation of the little sister by the other six Buddhas, including the Big Buddha. According to the Tibetan tantric playstyle, this is actually a popular model that is acceptable to the indigenous people of the current era.

When Shi Jin was a child, he heard American English spoken from the mouth of a foreign Taoist priest of the Lingbao Sect.

His vision is a little broader than that of Gongsun Sheng. Who stipulated that only Chinese bird silk was allowed to travel through ancient times? It is said that the first person to open up the hole through the brain was originally an American. The first person to propose a return to the idea of ancient YY was probably Mark Twain. And then scientifically proving the theoretical feasibility of this space-time wormhole is also an American achievement. The first time-traveling science fiction novel was written by an American. The first time-traveling movie, also made by Hollywood.

When the countless birds of the Great Flower Family crossed indiscriminately, didn't you think about the feelings of the American originals?

All right! Now it's not just the Americans who have come in, but even the Khitans have discovered the existence of suspected traversers. This thing seems to be a bit serious!

Of course, there is no need to be mediocre.

Whether these Seven Buddha girls are traversers or not, it has not been verified. So the priority now should be verification, not crankiness.

Guan Sheng still has a lot of questions to ask. This red-faced bearded man is very curious, a bit like a curious baby.

Shi Jin quickly interrupted him.

"Two of the seven Buddhas have come to our store, it is really full of splendor! The stakes are so great that it seems inappropriate to speak casually to the guests in this large court. Let's go out and find a secluded place! ”

After all, Li Yilan was beaten by outsiders. Shi Dalang never forgot the decisive battle against the grove.

forcibly bring the rhythm that is about to run crookedly back to the main line. In any case, first coax these two barbarians surnamed Xiao outside, and then it's not too late to say anything else.

However, the brain circuits of ancient people are really different.

Especially the Khitan people (it may also be Xi people, of course, the Han people also have the surname Xiao) are even more unreasonable. The Khitans are notoriously stupid!

Old Man Xiao didn't plan to get up from his seat at all.

Still swaggering there.

But he was not in a hurry to eat the lamb rib he ordered...... I don't take a straight look at Shi Daguanren...... Intently, he squinted at the bones in the bowl on the table.

It's as if there is some great secret hidden in this sheep's T-bone.

Shi Jin hurriedly got angry! But it's not good to have a seizure.

OK! The reincarnation goddess next to her, known as Xiao Qifo, took the initiative to relieve this circumference.

The Seven Buddha Goddesses of the alien race, who is known as reincarnation, suddenly said, "The shopkeeper is right, let's go out and talk." ”

Old Man Xiao is still peaceful, and he can't see the meaning of getting up and going out at all.

This actually means that Uncle Xiao doesn't plan to go to the grove to duel. He felt that letting the Seven Goddesses go out alone would be enough to settle everything.

Shi Dalang thought to himself, this is actually true.

After all, this old man Xiao didn't have any inappropriate behavior. The perpetrator who started beating people was originally this Ms. Xiao Qifo. Let her go out alone, reasonably, and make an excuse if she doesn't reason, which is not wrong.

It seems that the relationship between the so-called Seven Buddhas is not united. The seven of them also seem to be a plate of loose sand, each looking after each of them.

That's a good thing. Each defeat must be easier to deal with than these two people joining forces.

So Shi Jin instructed the two shopkeepers to send the female shopkeeper back to the backyard to rest.

waved at Miss Xiao Qiqi and said, "Then please!" ”

This Xiao Qiqi was not ambiguous, held his head high, and walked towards the door.

Guan Sheng followed Shi Jin, followed by also came to the front yard.

Only Mr. Gongsun refused to follow. Sun Shengli pulled an empty chair for himself and sat down directly opposite Boss Xiao.

"This guy is so unrighteous!" Shi Jin spit out angrily, but he didn't force this Gongsun brother.

The traveler is not upright! He didn't come to help the old man fight, and the old man wouldn't help him in the future. Shi Jin thought so. Fortunately, the ancients were more righteous, and the legend of Guan Erye is really not blown, this Guan Sheng is really very righteous. consciously followed, gearing up to help the Shi brothers fight the grievances.

It's still the ancients who were angry! Shi Jin felt a lot of emotion in his heart, and suddenly remembered:! The reason why Xiao Qiqi stunned Li Mianlan just now was because of the right and wrong caused by the topic of "the world is not ancient"?

So Shi Dalang became more and more suspicious in his heart, this Xiao Qiqi is a crossing party.

But I don't know why this guy wants to wear it on a stupid barbarian like the Khitan.

Well! The girl walked out very upright. For the sake of her such a heroic face...... Tonight...... Maybe...... You don't have to beat her up. Perhaps, take this opportunity to verify whether she is a time-traveling clan...... This matter seems to be more meaningful than simply fighting to save dignity.

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