Chapter 32 The Fragrance of the Body
Wang Bin, who didn't eat breakfast, faced the delicacies of chicken, duck and fish on this table, threw off his arms and ate wolf. In less than half an hour, the www.biquge.info of the pen and the fun pavilion were already full of food.
After eating and drinking, Wang Bin was about to wipe his oily mouth with the coarse linen clothes he was wearing, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he saw a pink handkerchief folded neatly in front of him, and immediately raised his head.
This look up was not tight, but Wang Bin saw Liu Yu'er, who was still sitting opposite him and chewing slowly, but at this time he was standing beside him, and a Qianqianyu hand held the pink handkerchief and stretched it out in front of him, which made him so embarrassed, it was not difficult to take the handkerchief, it was not to take the handkerchief, so it was not embarrassing.
Liu Yu'er, who was standing on the side, saw Wang Bin's hesitant appearance when she stopped, and immediately frowned, puffed up a look of anger, and asked: "What, stupid bastard, you have just been a teacher for half a day, and there is no one in your eyes, do you dislike Miss Ben's handkerchief is not clean?" ”
was questioned by Liu Yu'er like this, so frightened that Wang Bin was frightened, and immediately shook his head, waved his hand, and hurriedly explained: "Miss Yu'er, you want to go wrong, I, Wang Bin, can be your second brother's teacher, it's not all caused by you, where do I dare to put a score in front of Miss Yu'er, then I don't dare to dislike Miss Yu'er's handkerchief."
"Only, it's just that my mouth is full of grease, but Miss Yu'er, your handkerchief is very clean, how dare I use such a clean handkerchief to wipe my mouth stained with grease. In case Miss Yu'er, your clean handkerchief is soiled, and I can't wash it, how dare I use it. ”
At first, Liu Yuer thought that Wang Bin was disgusted with the handkerchief she handed forward, but after hearing Wang Bin's explanation, she learned that Wang Bin was worried that her handkerchief would be soiled and he wouldn't clean it himself.
After seeing Wang Bin's embarrassed look, Liu Yuer handed the pink handkerchief in his hand to him, restrained her smile, and said generously: "You stupid pediatrician is really stupid, since I handed you the handkerchief, it is prepared for the worst, you just wipe it and wipe your mouth, I didn't say that you will get dirty and wash it." Look at your stupid and clumsy appearance, you just took the handkerchief and washed it, and I don't feel at ease. ”
Hearing Liu Yu'er say that he wouldn't wash it even if he used it, Wang Bin was completely relieved, feeling that Miss Yu'er had handed the handkerchief to him, and if he didn't use it, it would be too bad for Miss Yu'er to give face to her.
But to be honest, this greasy mouth is indeed undignified, so it is better to wipe it off quickly.
Thinking of this, Wang Bin choked no longer shirked, stretched out his hand, snatched it from Liu Yu'er's hand that reached out to him in front of him, and wiped it on his mouth full of grease.
After wiping the grease off his mouth, Wang Bin's nose, which was more sensitive than a dog, suddenly smelled a faint fragrance on the handkerchief stained with grease, as if the handkerchief was sprinkled with a little perfume, and it smelled very pleasant and comfortable, not porcelain nose at all.
Of course, there was no such thing as perfume in ancient times, but, in Wang Bin's opinion, rouge gouache is there, besides, the Liu family has a big business, and Liu Yuer is the eldest lady of the Liu family.
The mouth is clean, but the handkerchief that is still clean and white is stained with a lot of oil, just like a beautiful woman's cheek is too crowded, so that after Wang Bin saw it, he felt that he was really ruining the heavens, and a good handkerchief was ruthlessly ruined by him, not to mention the fragrance. If he knew, Wang Bin felt that Liu Yu'er would dissuade him again, and he would not wipe his mouth with this fragrant handkerchief.
Wang Bin, who felt guilty, sniffed with his nose several times on the handkerchief very greedily, and then handed the used handkerchief to Liu Yu'er who was standing aside, and said apologetically: "Jade, Miss Yu'er, really, I'm really sorry, I, if I knew in advance, you, you sprayed a little rouge gouache on this handkerchief, and the handkerchief has a charming aroma, I, I will definitely not accept it."
"But this has come to this, I, I can only say sorry to Miss Yu'er. If Miss Yu'er doesn't dislike it, I, I'll take this handkerchief home and wash it, and I'll send it back to Miss Yu'er early tomorrow morning. ”
Looking at Wang Bin at this time, he looked frightened, like a child who had done something wrong, and heard that he was going to take the handkerchief home to wash, which made Liu Yuer feel angry and funny, making her feel that this Wang Bin should not want to take his handkerchief for himself, the handkerchief carried by the woman must not fall into the hands of a man, otherwise, there will be scandals flying all over the sky, and now I am afraid that if I want to prove my innocence, I will jump into the Yellow River and wash it away.
Immediately, Liu Yuer stretched out her hand and snatched the used handkerchief from Wang Bin's hand, and said angrily: "Who promised you to take the handkerchief home and wash it, this handkerchief is carried by our women, how can we men say that they can take it away, really."
"Fool, you are now our Liu family's teacher, this man and woman teach the truth that they can't kiss, you have to keep it in mind, this, this woman's handkerchief, you, you men can't take it easily."
After saying this, Liu Yuer turned around in shame, put the handkerchief used by Wang Bin in front of her nose and smelled it twice, sure enough, it was fragrant, she had never smelled her handkerchief before, and naturally she didn't know that there would be a faint fragrance on the handkerchief, so she immediately blushed and reddened, and said angrily: "I have never sprayed rouge gouache on this handkerchief, you don't want to talk nonsense here, I think you have a problem with your nose, you smell everything and feel fragrant." ”
As soon as Liu Yuer's voice fell, Wang Feng immediately had some doubts about his usually very sensitive nose, and put the palm of the handkerchief in front of his nose and sniffed it twice, but he could still smell the faint and elegant fragrance, and felt that his nose was fine.
As the saying goes: return your handkerchief, leave a lingering fragrance!
In this regard, Wang Bin was secretly puzzled: Since Liu Yuer said that her handkerchief had never been sprayed with rouge gouache and other cosmetics, where did the faint fragrance on her pink handkerchief come from.
After thinking about it for a while, Wang Bin suddenly thought that Liu Yuer had not yet married, and when he was in the boudoir, an idea immediately popped up in his head: Could it be that Liu Yuer often uses the handkerchief that she carries with her on weekdays, and is stained with the body fragrance of her virgin body.
After thinking of this, Wang Bin, who was unconscious, blurted out what he thought to himself: "In this way, Miss Yu'er, who is twenty-eight years old, has not yet said a family business, and she must still be a yellow flower with a girl." Since she hadn't sprayed rouge gouache and other women's cosmetics on the handkerchief I had just used, it must have been the body fragrance of Miss Liu Yuer's virgin body. ”
Because Wang Bin was so engrossed, he simply forgot that Liu Yuer was still standing in front of him with his back to him, so no one else spoke out in a voice. Although he was talking to himself, his voice was much louder, and every word he said naturally drifted into the ears of Liu Yu'er, who was facing away from him.
As soon as Wang Bin's words fell, Liu Yu'er, who was facing away from him, covered her hot cheeks with both hands in shame, eager to find a crack in the ground to get into. However, being so humiliated in front of her by a stinky young man made her unable to swallow this breath in her heart, not to mention, her temperament was already strong.
Liu Yu'er, who was clenched with silver teeth, immediately turned around, her chest rose and fell in anger, pointed to the nose of Wang Bin, who was still contemplative, and reprimanded sharply: "You, you prodigal son, how can you be so shameless, look, see me teach you a good lesson." ”
As soon as the words fell, Liu Yuer grabbed a pair of bamboo chopsticks next to the dining table and knocked them on the head of Wang Bin in front of her.
After two bangs, Wang Bin felt a pain in his head, so he woke up, raised his eyes, and saw that Liu Yuer, who was standing in front of him, had upside down eyebrows, angry eyes, red face, and a pair of bamboo chopsticks in his hand knocked on his head again.
After suffering twice, Wang Bin realized why Liu Yuer looked at him at this time as if he had seen an enemy, and said that it was too late, it was fast, and before the pair of bamboo chopsticks fell on his head, he quickly took two steps back, so that the pair of bamboo chopsticks held by Liu Yuer fell into the air.
After seeing Liu Yuer's refusal to give up, Wang Bin felt that good men don't fight with women, and thirty-six strategies are the best policy, anyway, the stomach is full, and there is nothing to miss here, so he turned around, ran out of the door of the hall, spread his feet and went out, and disappeared into the moon gate of the small courtyard with a slick of smoke.
Liu Yuer, who was really a little angry, was stunned for a moment, and then chased out from behind, but when she chased to the moon gate in the small courtyard, she was afraid that the people who were up and down the family would see him, the eldest lady of the Liu family, chasing the teacher of the Liu family.
Liu Yuer, who was angry, annoyed and ashamed, thought of this, and then stopped, feeling that Wang Bin was his second brother's teacher anyway, and he couldn't run out of their Liu family's mansion, and it was not too late to clean up this prodigal son when he was free.