Elder Fan doesn't understand the 21st century. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It is difficult to understand the true face of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries only by relying on the one-sided information downloaded from one or two mobile phones seized when the traveler was arrested.

This is tantamount to peeking at a leopard.

The division of kitchen warriors and kitchen bachelors, this is completely the idea that the elder of Shenxiao Palace and his secretary team speculated and analyzed. It's not reliable.

So much so that our Fei Ge was a little stunned for a while.

Although he was a little stunned by Liu Qi's words, Wu Dalang happened to hear the keyword he was most interested in: kitchen warrior.

"Kitchen samurai? Can this really be had? ”

Our Fei Ge is obviously thinking crooked at this time! He was actually brain-opening at this time...... In the hands of the kitchen god, kitchen knives fluttered...... The Jurchen chieftains, the thieves, have changed their ......

Lin Qingxia and Liang Jiahui's "New Dragon Gate Inn" deepened Kuai Fei's illusion.

The host security service provided by the Kitchen God system, that is, the automatic evasion mechanism, further deepens the impression of this kitchen martial arts.

It just so happens that Wu Song's wind slashing skill can not only kill people like hemp, but also chop melons and vegetables.

In addition, when Liu Jian introduced himself, he said that his name was derived from Wei Kuang's allusions. This Wei Jian happens to be the real chef Wuzi in history! The left biography is a sacred scripture, and the credibility of the records here is quite high.

With so many clues pointing to the same focus, it's hard for us Feige not to be misled.

If there really is such an interesting high-level profession as a kitchen warrior, then of course we Fei Ge will have to change to this position!

As the saying goes, no matter how old the rivers and lakes are, they are afraid of kitchen knives!

Sure enough, kitchen knives are king! Zhangba snake spear, Liquan spear or something, it is clear that they are all teahouse plain words. Our Fei Ge couldn't help but feel a little out of the sky, YY started a faction, personally created a kitchen knife gang, and created a kitchen knife empire.

"Of course there is! This must be there! This is spring and autumn justice! Absolutely! ”

Liu Qi closed his eyes and resolutely told a shameless lie. In fact, he can't tell how the nickname of the chef Wuzi of Wei Jian in the Spring and Autumn Jin Kingdom came about 1,800 years ago.

This is for the rise and fall of the country and for the sake of the country. What is lying? Dr. Wu must not be allowed to take the route of a literary scholar, and he must be allowed to sign up for the army! Countless soldiers of the Western Army are still eating poisonous red salt at the moment! If you don't have the direct help of the Traveler Chemist, I don't know how many more years this poisonous salt will have to be eaten! How could Liu Qi bear to tell the truth to Dr. Wu! For the country, for the people, and for the conscience, we must tell this lie! So Liu Qi said very wittily that this is the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period!

(Historically, poisonous salt has to be eaten until the Ming Dynasty.) The means of preparing refined salt are too complex and can only be supplied to the upper class. ）

What is Spring and Autumn Righteousness? Zhong Ni sharpened the spring and autumn period, abandoning its evil and promoting its good. This is Spring and Autumn! This is the righteousness! Talking nonsense in the name of the supreme good, this is Kong Zhongni's Spring and Autumn Justice!

Therefore, the sharpest weapon in the world is not the Pangu axe, not the Kunwu sword, but the master's pen.

Our slogan is: Pen Sharpening Spring and Autumn! Tampering with history textbooks! We are honored to inherit the legacy of Confucius!

Of course, Liu Qi will not tell all these inner words.

Dalang, who didn't know the truth, was overjoyed, and looked at the future Marshal Liu, and shook it deeply, "Wu Dalang is vulgar and ignorant, and he also begged Liu Daoyou to give a detailed point." If Wu can really become a kitchen warrior, he will count on Liu Daoyou to help him in the future. ”

Joke! This is the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period! How dare you refuse to your face! Didn't Guan Yunchang just read this book all day long, and finally achieved the status of a martial saint? There are more brute force generals, and only Master Guan, who understands the righteousness of the Spring and Autumn Period, can be sanctified.

Hey? So easy to get things done?

Liu Qi was a little incredulous. But he was a man destined to become a generalissimo, with great talent and a big heart.

Although I feel that Dr. Wu's attitude change is a bit abrupt and suspicious. But he didn't care, and smiled happily, "As long as you are determined to be a kitchen warrior, no matter what is big, Liu is willing to take on such a guarantee with his net worth, and he can cover it for you." ”

This is the generalissimo's courage to make a decisive decision.

Those who do big things are not informal. Once you have identified the immediate priorities, you can take a detour to ensure that the primary goal is achieved.

Liu Qi was in his early thirties at this time, and he had not yet become a generalissimo. Feeling that he was a one-man guarantor, he was weak and powerless, so he simply staked all his net worth and his life. This is the solemn promise of the festival to make the family.

Although Kuai Fei is uneducated, as a pseudo-military fan, he still knows Liu Qi's genealogy.

When Liu Qi said this, Wu Dalang's heart was jubilant and joyful.

This can be regarded as a successful hug on Marshal Liu's thigh!

This is the best good news ever heard since the crossing. It can also be regarded as a historic breakthrough and a major business achievement since the crossing!

In the future, whether the rich and noble restaurant group succeeds or not, this can be regarded as a marshal-level major shareholder participating in the shares!

Accomplishment? Speaking of achievements, Kuai Fei has to pay attention to his own personal system. Isn't it true that these systems have always attached great importance to achievement?

Before, the system mother also angrily spoofed a few humiliating evil achievements, such as "becoming a person with a bad heart", "a thin lover" and so on.

What now? Are there any credible certificates of achievement and attribute titles that can be awarded to me?

Looking at the nose and the nose and the heart, silently looking inward at oneself, looking at the state of the system in the sea of consciousness.

The upgrade process of the system, I don't know when, has been completed.

He didn't even give us any hints at Phineas.

Commonplace prompts such as "Congratulations on upgrading your system to version XXX, congratulations on getting new XXX features" and so on, are not available.

It's a completely silent escalation.

"System?"

Kuai Fei asked tentatively.

The system did not respond.

"What's wrong with you? It can't be that the upgrade is broken, right? ”

To tell the truth, even if this system is scummy and disobedient, it is also a system after all! At the very least, you can also get chilled juice and mustard. Fei Ge really didn't want this guy to break down suddenly.

The system is still not responding.

"What's the situation? System-kun, are you a burp? ”

This time the system is immediately activated!

[You're just burping! Your whole family is burping! 】

Up to now, even if Kuai Fei is uneducated and has low emotional intelligence, he can guess that this girl is not a computer program at all. This girl's is clearly a sister paper, or, a little sissy.

What a living human soul!

But I don't know how this guy was implanted in Kuai Fei's sea of consciousness. Wrong! Not implants! To be precise, it should be: I don't know how to connect her communication bandwidth into Wu Dalang's sea of consciousness.

It feels like a buckle or a WeChat client.

Opposite a mobile phone or a certain PC sits in front of a girl with a strange personality, who is having a match or not, casually, playing text messages with our Feige.

If you think about it, it doesn't seem right.

How did the chilled juice and mustard, with their corresponding containers, appear out of thin air?

Behind this, there must be an invisible portable warehouse that Fei Ge can't see.

This system thief refuses to hand over the repository authority to the host, and gets another repository administrator privilege. This authority is in her hands. Use this to blackmail us Feige.

I thought to myself, this system is probably like this.

"It's good that it's not broken!" This is true.

It's certainly not a bad thing to show this attitude. At least I'm still a little bit human, and occasionally I still know how to care about my sister's physical and mental health!

[Bad what bad! I won't be bad! You're the one who can be played every minute! 】

This system mother's endocrine is obviously not normal, just like a girlfriend in the morning. Lose your temper at every turn.

Kuai Fei thought to himself, okay, count my life hard, and put such a menstrual system mother. It's also scientific to think about. Fei Ge thinks that his self-cultivation is not very good, and he is full of swear words at every turn, and his stomach is slightly dirty. Sure enough, it should be like this, and she was rationed to a wicked woman with a bad temper.

If you want to come to those gentle, noble and fairy-like beauties, it is impossible to deign to be the backstage warehouse keeper of this Riba people, obscenities, and Wu Dalang.

Thinking about it like this, I don't get angry with this system mother.

It just so happened that at this time, he successfully climbed the big tree of Liu Qi, and the future is bright. Fei Ge's heart is when the spring breeze is proud.

I don't care about those little dirt.

Girls, there are a few days of anxiety every month, this is the norm.

So he smirked and teased the system, "Don't worry about me." Pay more attention to your mental health. Look at the chatty little secretary before, isn't there no electricity? It's been a long time since I've seen her bubbling. I'm kind enough to think about you! This electricity has to be spared. It's okay to have something, and there is less ignition. Tantrums are actually indiscriminate power consumption, right? With that strength to spray around with me, it's better to use the precious power to recharge my boyfriend. ”

He's a subtle spoof. Fei Ge didn't say the subtext directly, and the other party couldn't scold him if he thought about it.

Everyone understands the meaning of this charging boyfriend.

Phineas is a chick. It's just hearsay about this kind of thing, and I don't really understand it. The version he had heard of was that women would be bitter if they were not satisfied. If you are well fed and satisfied, then you should be gentle and gentle.

Fei Ge now feels that this system mother has an anxious temper, and she is obviously a long-term dissatisfied woman, the so-called resentful woman. Then, this bad temper must blame her boyfriend for running out of power.

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