Chapter 331: Not a Challenge

When the doctors saw him come out, they couldn't help but be stunned, none of them thought that Wang Songdi would reward Du in the department. In the past, Wang Ping'an rarely came so early, but today is an exception, earlier than them!

The doctors hurriedly stepped forward to salute him. One of the clever imperial physicians rushed to the stone lion and took off the strip of white cloth, apparently wanting to hide it, so as not to block the imperial doctor's order.

Wang Ping'an frowned and said, "Show me, who wrote this and what does it mean?" He didn't expect the stupid person just now. It turned out to be Long Aotian.

Long Aotian. Listen to this name, how bullish, how arrogant, how loud, no matter how much you associate it, you will not think of the stupid person sitting on the road. It turned out to be him, and he didn't deserve the name Long Aotian, but instead became a dragon sitting on the ground!

The imperial doctor had no choice but to present the white cloth strip to Wang Ping'an, and said: "This white cloth strip is naturally written by Long Aotian, he came yesterday, and he is still sitting on the street in front of the door, and he has been sitting for a long time!" ”

Wang Ping'an sighed and said, "Sitting on the street at the door? He hurried to look out into the street, but the stupid young man was gone, and his carriage was gone!

He picked up the strip of cloth and looked at it, and said, "He took off his underwear, and he still pulled it like this?" What the hell is he trying to do?

Coincidentally, at this time, the uncle and nephew of the Tao family came, and after seeing the ceremony, after listening to the description, the two of them were also surprised, wouldn't they. That Long Aotian really sat outside the door all night!

Tao Dongsheng pointed to the white cloth strip and said, "He is going to Hou Ye, you have a war book, and he wants to test his medical skills with you."

"Like you were going to compete with me?" Wang Ping'an frowned, this challenge method is peculiar enough, writing with underwear to challenge, fortunately it is a top. It's not pants!

A doctor smiled: "This person's head is probably a little problematic, and I don't know if it was squeezed by the door, or what." I even want to challenge the Imperial Doctor's Order, and I want to be crazy if I want to be famous."

Tao Dongsheng shook his head and said: "I have known Long Aotian for a while, he is a very famous person, but he already thinks that he is the second most famous in the world, except for Sun Zhenren." No one can be stronger than him, so he sent a war letter to challenge Hou Ye, definitely not to make a name! ”

The doctors shook their heads together. Not for fame, but for what?

Wang Ping'an threw away the white cloth, wiped his hands, and said: "What kind of war book is this, and he didn't write any provocative words, maybe he wants to enter our Imperial Medical Department, be a doctor, and eat together!" ”

When he said this, he didn't believe it himself. Of course, the imperial doctors didn't believe it, but everyone laughed together, and they all said: "If this is the case, Master Hou, you have to raise your noble hand, so that for the sake of Sun Zhenren's face, give him something to eat!" ”

Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "Ben Hou came early today, and he has something to tell you."

Let's go, let's go in and talk! So saying, he went through the door.

The doctors looked at the strips of cloth on the ground, and no one took it seriously, just as a stupid person, who was crazy, and did not care what he did!

Entering the office, Wang Ping'an said the idea and pointed out some specific matters for the doctors to brainstorm. Everyone comes up with ideas together. This is a major event related to the direction of the future exhibition of the Tai Yi Department. You have to treat it well.

Let's say that Long Aotian sat in the big car, he couldn't stop but make strange noises, he sat on the street for half a day, plus another night. At that time, I was thinking about things in my head, and I didn't feel anything, but once I got in the car, I felt that there was no pain in my whole body, and I couldn't help but make strange noises!

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The coachman in front of the carriage grinned when he listened, he was used to hearing it, his young master always made strange noises like this, but this time there were a lot of strange sounds. Far from usual!

These strange voices are actually moaning, just because Long Aotian thinks he is a man, he never thinks of himself as a woman, but a very manly man. Since he is a man, of course he can't moan, but sometimes he can't help it. So what to do? He came up with a way to turn his moans into strange sounds, so that even if others heard them, they wouldn't think he was moaning!

It's unimaginable that his young master's thinking is different, even if the coachman has been working in his house for a while, he often can't figure out what the young master is thinking!

Long Aotian "groaned" for a long time, and suddenly said: "After you go back, close the door tightly, if Wang Ping'an comes to ask to see, just say that I am busy, let him come again in the future, until he comes for the third time." I'll see you soon! ”

The coachman was a little embarrassed, and turned around and said, "Young master, how did you know that he would come to see you?"

Long Aotian said as a matter of course: "Didn't I leave a note for him, of course he is coming to see me." As he spoke, he looked down at himself. It's shirtless inside, and it's a little chilly.

Suddenly, he said angrily: "It's all because you're not good, I didn't even bring enough paper when I went out, so I had to take off my clothes to write!" ”

The coachman stubbornly said, "The little one wants to take his own, but don't you use it, young master?" ”

Long Aotian said: "Your clothes are full of sweat and horses, in case the concubine Ping'an thinks that they are my clothes, wouldn't it make him laugh."

The coachman has nothing to say, Wang Ping'an is a doctor, even if you write a "name post", he can't get it under his nose and smell it, the words are for seeing, not for smelling!

He said, "Young Master, the name post you wrote. The intention is too profound, what if he doesn't understand it, thinking it's a war book. It's not that you ask him how he stole Sun Zhenren's prescription, but that you are writing a war letter and challenging him to medical skills, so what can you do? ”

Long Aotian sighed. Suddenly, he said, "Oh, oh no, I should write a small line of small print to make a footnote for him." Wouldn't it be bad if he really thought it was a war book! ”

The coachman nodded in front and said, "Yes, the little one has been thinking that if he comes up with a random prescription, it will be rare for the young master to sit at the door for a night, in case he is really capable, then try it." Perhaps, it will only be a little worse than you, young master. That's not good."

He knew the young master's temper, and he didn't dare to make his words clear. Maybe Wang Ping'an's ability is greater than yours, in case you lose. Wouldn't it be a loss of face!

But Long Aotian's thinking is different from ordinary people, and he doesn't know that the person who woke him up is Wang Ping'an himself, so he won't be convinced, of course, even if he knows that it is Wang Ping'an himself. He will still be unconvinced, except for his own master, others don't have the word "service" in his eyes at all!

What can Wang Ping'an do if he comes up with a new formula, he has only pondered for one night, and it is estimated that he will think about it for a long time. It can also be thought of, but maybe Wang Ping'an thought of a hundred nights when he was thinking of a formula. I still have to be stronger than him! , Aotian will not obey the peace at all! On the contrary, after discussing his arguments, "I feel that I am not only not worse than Wang Ping'an, but also a lot higher!"

He shouted, "Stop, hurry up." Don't go any further! ”

The coachman didn't know why, so he quickly stopped the carriage, and heard his young master shouting in the car: "Go back quickly, make a footnote to my name post, and tell Wang Ping'an that it is not a challenge book, but a certificate for him to come and see me, if he doesn't take this certificate, then I will never see him!" ”

The coachman almost stopped crying, young master, you don't bring this, aren't you slapped in the face, even if Wang Ping'an's temper is so good that it is inexplicably good, he will still be furious! Catch up with love. It's not you who will go back, if I go back, won't I be beaten by a stinky beating!

The coachman grinded and grinded. refused to flatten the car, and said in his mouth: "Young master, wait for the villain to park the car on the side of the road," "Oh, why is this horse disobedient!" "He didn't want to really go back.

But Long Aotian shouted: "Less nonsense. If you dare to grind again, I will sell you to the Turks, so that you can practice your skills in driving cars! As he spoke, he threw a pen out of the car.

The coachman had no choice but to pick up the pen. got out of the carriage, stubbornly ran back to the Imperial Doctor's Office!

Running wildly, the coachman came to the gate and saw that the strip of white cloth had been thrown to the ground, and there were several large footprints on it. Obviously, people didn't take this inexplicable "famous post" seriously at all. He didn't dare to find someone to theorize, let alone go in to "remind" Wang Ping'an, the young master of his family disdained to consider other people's feelings, and he didn't dare not to consider it!

Seeing that no one noticed him, he hurriedly ran over, picked up the strip of white cloth, and hurried away. Hiding in the corner, he took out his pen, stretched out his tongue and licked the tip of the pen, and wrote a line on the white cloth, which was regarded as a footnote.

After he finished writing, he sneaked up to the stone lion and threw the strip of white cloth on it.

Immediately afterwards, he ran away, for fear of being caught by the officials in the department, and if he was caught again, he would want to avoid it!

Long Aotian was sitting in the car, waiting for the driver to come back, but his car was parked in the middle of the road. This road is not as wide as Suzaku Street, and his car is not parked in a place, blocking other people's roads!

Someone knocked on his carriage and shouted, "Hey, men in the carriage, get out of the way." You're in the way! ”

When Long Aotian heard this, he poked his head out of the car, and saw that it was indeed blocking the way of others, so he hummed and said, "Got it!" "Finished. Close the windows. Sit back again!

The people outside snorted. Qi said: "I said, you drive the car away, what do you mean, if you know, leave quickly!" ”

Long Aotian opened the car window again and said very strangely: "Are you asking me to drive the car away?" ”

"Nonsense, let's get out of the way for you!" At this time, more and more people were blocked in the middle of the road. Everyone was impatient and shouted one after another, telling Long Aotian to get out of the way quickly!

Long Aotian didn't care about other people's protests at all, he said, "I know, you can go." Don't make noise around me, I don't like to be noisy! After saying this as a matter of course, he snapped and closed the window again. To show that he really doesn't like to be noisy, he also plugged in the window bolt!

With a soft noise in the car, it was obviously the sound of the upper latch. The pedestrians outside were all stunned! Looking at the appearance of this carriage, it is not the carriage of the official eunuch's family, but the appearance is a little more elegant. At best, it is a rich man's car. But the people inside are too stylish, it is estimated that even if it is a certain prince and grandson, it will not be like this, dominating the street and not letting pedestrians go, I am afraid that there are not many people who dare to be so unreasonable!

A big man in a strong suit, speaking with a foreign accent. Bang the car window and shouted: "How can this be reasonable, the dignified national capital, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, why are you so domineering, quickly drive the car away."

Long Aotian wondered in his heart, didn't I say I knew. Why is he still screaming, could it be that he wants me to catch the car? This request is so unreasonable. How can I do something like a car that people can do, I can't drive a car!

Seeing that no one in the city responded, Dahan said: "They all say that the people in the capital are domineering, and they didn't believe it in the past." As soon as I arrived in Chang'an today, I ran into it, and it was really domineering, and I didn't let it! ”

Many people in Chang'an shouted: "Brother, what do you say, we are also Chang'an people." But it's not overbearing! ”

The big man stepped forward, grabbed a fist the size of a casserole, and slammed it into the horse's buttocks, followed by another kick, kicking the horse's leg. The horse suddenly suffered from pain. Self-frightened. Herod hissed in pain, and ran away!

But he didn't run far before the leg of the horse that was kicked became weak. It didn't matter if the horse lay down, the car also fell, and even the people and the car rushed to the side of the road and fell into the ditch on the side of the road!

At this moment, the coachman of the Long family ran back and shouted, "Hey, where is the car?" How in the ditch! He hurriedly ran over and climbed into the car. Open the car doors!

I saw Long Aotian's head turned upside down, his buttocks facing up, his posture was a bit like a stand, but it was not upside down, just in that posture, nested in the car, moaning constantly, and even pretending to be weird, he was not in the mood to pretend!

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The coachman shouted, "Young master, are you alright?" Quickly pulled Long Aotian out.

Long Aotian groaned and said, "Don't move, don't move me, my neck is twisted."

"How did this car fall into the ditch?" The coachman asked.

How can Long Aotian have the kung fu to testify against others, and his hands are strong. Straighten your neck and go to find the strong man again, but there are countless lively people, but the big man is gone!

The people burst into laughter, saying he deserved it!

The coachman looked at the embarrassed young master and whispered, "Young master, you."

Long Aotian sighed in pain, and suddenly said, "You deserve it?" What do you mean, I deserve it if I didn't fall to death, and if I die, I deserve to die? ”

The coachman was speechless, and the people listened to his words, and they were all speechless, thinking that he would be furious and want to find someone to retaliate, who would have thought that he would ask such an irrelevant sentence, the nerd has reached such a point, and there is really no salvation!

The officer of the Imperial Doctor's Department suddenly saw that a white cloth was thrown on the stone lion again, and couldn't help but say, "The wind is not strong today, why did you blow the cloth?" "I stepped forward to take off the white cloth, and I didn't look at it, and I tore it into several pieces casually. Laughing: "To polish your boots." It is just right to use! ”

Wang Ping'an will be in charge of various matters. After explaining it in detail, the doctors showed their thoughts and expressed a lot of opinions, and Wang Ping'an sorted them out one by one with their opinions. I entered the palace again and went to the Chinese book store again.