Chapter Eighty-Eight: Zuo Ci plays Li Kui during the banquet
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Li Kui's words expressed the hearts of all the civil and military forces present, indeed, this person's words were really abrupt. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xu Qi raised his hand back: "Tie Niu is rude!" Then he looked at this mysterious Taoist with a cold eye, and asked coldly: "I don't know the name of Changgao?" ”
At this festive moment, such an uninvited guest suddenly came, and no one would be happy to say this, so Xu Jue naturally spoke in a bad tone.
"Hehe, the poor Dao's surname is Zuo, his name is Ci, the character is Yuanfang, and the number is Wujiao Dao." After that, he stroked the sheep's whiskers and looked at Xu Qi with Gujing's unwavering eyes, not caring about Xu Qi's invisible hostility.
Some of the generals present were amazed, obviously having heard of Zuo Ci's name, and the likes of Bao Zheng and Shen even changed their performances, and their eyes flashed with admiration.
Zuo Ci! Xu Qi was shocked when he heard the name of this person.
Originally, he always felt that Zuo Ci, Yu Ji Nanhua and others were probably the kind of gods who pretended to be gods and ghosts, relying on some occult tricks to swagger and deceive everywhere, and were regarded as immortals.
But since the Yellow Turban Rebellion saw Zhang Jiao's magic, he no longer thinks so, but thinks that some ancient spells and Taoism may really exist, but they were lost later, and after the founding of the People's Republic of China, scientific reason is the law, so no one believes in this kind of ancient law, but as a joke.
"It turned out to be a Wujiao Daoist, disrespectful and disrespectful!" Xu Qi bowed his hand in a deep voice, as if he had changed his hand, and treated Zuo Ci with respect.
"Hehe, Xu Taishou is good at talking, the poor road has traveled around, expected the opportunity, and put forward many good words against the ear, but most of them are angry and silent, or expel the poor road, hehe."
"In the next long time to look up to the Taoist name, besides, the Taoist is a master outside the world, and he has no grievances and no enmity with me, how can he lie to harm me? Why should I be disgusted with you? ”
"Haha!" Zuo Ci laughed, admired what Xu Jue said, and said to the young descendant behind him: "Cold night, hurry up and meet Xu Taishou!" ”
"Meet Xu Taishou!" This young man, called Cold Night, bowed his hands.
Xu Jue was shocked again in his heart: he was a cold night! The enigmatic person who was summoned last time!
Xu Jue was stunned for a moment, and then began to look at this young man, only to see that he was dressed in white, and he had a super-earthly artistic conception; has a well-proportioned figure, and must have been diligent in martial arts training for a long time; The facial features are upright, heroic, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, not angry and self-assured.
"The cold night is out, can you show me the specific information?"
"Hui Zhugong, 96 in cold night force, 74 in commander, 57 in strategy, 38 in politics, has two skills, 'good gun', when using a gun as a weapon, the skill is increased by 5 points, and the damage rate is poor;
"Damn, this skill is a bit against the sky!" Xu Qi was surprised and a little red-eyed. (How about it, book friend 'Leng Qiu Yao', this skill can be majestic, haha!) )
Seeing this, Zuo Ci spoke again: "Xu Taishou, this person is the three purposes of the poor road, one is to congratulate him, the second is to recommend, and the third is to resolve the disaster, and I also hope that Xu Taishou will keep this person by his side, he is the one you destined to solve the robbery." ”
Xu Jue nodded and agreed, but thought in his heart: This cold night was originally mine!
"What?" Zhou Yu drank a little wine, a little drunk, and couldn't hold his breath at this time, and wondered, "Who is this person who can have such great skills?" ”
"Hehe, if Poor Dao didn't guess wrong, you are Lujiang Mei Zhoulang, right?" Zuo Ci didn't answer the rhetorical question, and looked at Zhou Yu with a smile in his deep eyes.
"Huh? It's Zhou, does the Taoist have something to say? ”
"Hehe, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" Zuo Ci laughed loudly, and blurted out the sixteen-character phrase, "Cut one share, don't forget to think twice, be sincere, and avoid Kong Ming!" Hehehe! ”
Zhou Yu was confused when he heard this, and when he saw this bull's nose talking nonsense, he was annoyed, but because of Xu Qi's face, he couldn't bear it.
"Hehe, Zhou Gongzi must keep in mind what the poor Dao said, so as to solve the catastrophe of fate, otherwise the gods will be powerless on the day of the catastrophe!"
"Good for you! I see that you are deliberately making trouble, today my brother and Gongjin got married, but you are all about ominous words, gossips to confuse the public, I want to see where you are sacred! ”
Li Kui originally saw that the Taoist was not pleasing to the eye, and a few large bowls of liquor were even more temperamental, and immediately rushed to Zuo Ci with a pair of big plate axes, others couldn't stop them if they wanted to, and they were about to cut Zuo Ci, but Zuo Ci did not dodge or dodge, and looked at the plate axe that Li Kui struggled to cut with a smile.
Xu Qi and Zhou Yu didn't stop it, and turned their heads not to look at this scene; Emperor Han and several high halls all shouted "don't"; The civil officials all frowned, covered them with the sleeves of their robes, and could not bear to look at each other; The generals don't care, they basically have the same heart as Li Kui, but they don't have the same guts with him, and they watched Li Kui slash at Zuo Ci's neck with an axe!
With a sound of "oh", as if he had slashed metal, Zuo Ci was not hindered at all, but Li Kui took a few steps back, looked at the plate axe in his hand in disbelief, and then looked at Zuo Ci, saw him smiling, and also proclaimed: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable!" ”
Everyone present was shocked and looked at Zuo Ci like a ghost.
Li Kui was suddenly furious: "You demon way, what kind of demon method can you learn to be invulnerable!" Immediately pounced on it again, slashing indiscriminately, and adding an axe to his body, but it was useless.
"Hehe, this strong man is a straight-hearted person, but it's a pity that the murderous spirit is too heavy, let you go!" Zuo Ci shook his head with a smile, and with a wave of dust in his hand, he threw Li Kui a few meters away and fell to the ground, so he was not embarrassed.
Without waiting for Li Kui to get up, Zuo Ci laughed: "Your appearance doesn't match this scene, you might as well change it!" ”
With a wave of the dust in his hand again, everyone saw that Li Kui had changed into a red groom's outfit, but with that angry expression, round bull's eyes, and upside-down beard, he looked inexplicably happy.
A few laughers didn't hold back their laughter, and laughed out loud, Li Kui was furious, holding a board axe and shouting angrily: "You old Dao is here!" With that, he pounced.
"Go!" Zuo Ci smiled, shook the dust gently, Li Kui suddenly felt that his hands were light, and he almost lost his balance, and when he fixed his head, the plate axe turned into two chopsticks, which looked very funny.
Everyone present sighed and marveled at Zuo Ci's Taoism.
Li Kui was furious, threw away the chopsticks in his hand, and frantically pounced on Zuo Ci, seeing that he was about to come to him, but saw that Xu Qi was in front of him, so he had to stop.
"When I got married to Gongjin, how dare you be presumptuous!" Xu Qi angrily scolded Li Kui, "You go drink your wine!" ”
Li Kui pursed his lips, glared at Zuo Ci angrily, returned to his seat angrily, ripped off the groom's clothes, poured a large bowl of wine and poured it down violently.
"The Taoist is frightened!" Xu Jue turned around and apologized, "The subordinates are rude, don't blame the Taoist!" ”
"Hehe, the poor road has no intention of making trouble, Xu Taishou is not strange!" Zuo Ci smiled.
"The Dao Chief's ability is all over the sky, and I am really curious, how can the Dao Master learn this method?"
"Hehe, since Xu Taishou asked each other, Poor Dao also told him bluntly. As early as a few decades ago, the poor road occasionally got a book, called "Dunjia Heavenly Book", the first volume is called "Tian Dun", the middle volume is called "Di Dun", and the next volume is called "Ren Dun", Tian Dun can soar across the clouds and wind, and fly up to the void; the earth can penetrate the mountains and stones; people can travel all over the world, hide and transform, fly swords and throw knives, and take people's heads. ”
Zhou Yu smiled disdainfully: "If that's the case, what's the use of swords?" ”
"What Zhou Gongzi said is true, because of this, this technique is not for everyone to learn, but I think Xu Taishou is talented, and his roots are different from ordinary people, or he can give it a try, I don't know what you think?"
Zuo Ci suddenly turned his head to look at Xu Jue, and his words made Xu Jue unable to react.