The Buddha has appeared!

The little maid was so excited that she almost didn't jump up, like a person who fell into the water grabbed a life-saving straw, and kept chanting "Amitabha Buddha" in her heart, and at the same time made a wish in her heart - Bodhisattva, please send these bad people away, bless me and my young lady to return home safely, after I go back, I must ask a Buddha statue to be enshrined at home. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The little maid's nervous chatter did not infect the female officer, she still stared vigilantly at the murderer in front of her, and the hand holding the hairpin never relaxed. She is skeptical of the Buddha's apparitions.

The more people like to do evil, the more afraid they are of ghosts and gods, except for the little maid, a group of murderers are also too frightened to move indiscriminately, for fear that the slightest movement of their hands and feet will attract a bolt of lightning and chop themselves into scorched outside and tender inside.

The two sides did not move, the Buddha statue stopped talking, and the broken temple was quiet again, and all the murderers looked at each other with suspicion in their eyes, but no one dared to take the first step.

Boom!

In the sky, lightning continues, inside the broken temple, rain is continuous, even if it is the midsummer season, but by the rain poured on the body, for a long time, it will also feel cold and uncomfortable.

"Hmph, you don't have to be afraid, you can't even keep your own home, this kind of bodhisattva is useless, let's leave right away if you kill the two of them." The man in Tsing Yi touched the rain on his face, forcibly suppressed the throbbing in his heart, and while comforting his subordinates, he also seemed to be cheering himself up.

It's just that the subordinates didn't draw positive energy from his words, and they still trembled and didn't dare to raise their swords forward.

"Rice buckets, useless things." Tsing Yi turned around and gave the little brother behind him a slap, holding the steel knife, taking a deep breath and taking a step forward.

At this time, the Buddha statue spoke again.

"I, my Maitreya Buddha is here, who dares to be presumptuous and not take me in his eyes!"

The sentence like a singing drama scared everyone, and the leg that Tsing Yi had just raised was even more frozen in mid-air, not knowing whether to put it down, a pair of eyes stared at the Buddha statue tightly, not daring to blink, for fear that the moment he looked away, the Buddha statue would jump up violently and crush him into flesh.

But at this time, an accident occurred.

"Miss, isn't 'I'm a Taoist mantra', how can the Buddha also say it?" The little maid seemed to know religion very well, and at once she heard that something was wrong, and her words were so fast that the female officer wanted to reach out and cover her mouth, but before she could hand her hand over, the little maid had finished speaking.

"That's right, Brother Tiger. This 'hmm' seems to be really a Taoist thing, I heard the old miscellaneous mao who catches ghosts in the neighboring village shout, so I shouted it for Widow Liu's house when I catch ghosts. After the little maid reminded him, the man in Tsing Yi also thought of the same problem and said loudly.

Buddhism and Taoism are divided into two families since ancient times, Buddhism has the six-character mantra of Buddhism, Taoism has the nine-character formula of Taoism, the two are not interconnected, Maitreya Buddha at this time actually said the Taoist mantra, think about only one possibility, this Buddha is fake, someone is pretending to be a ghost.

After thinking about all this, Tsing Yi was determined, raised the steel knife in his hand, looked around, and finally turned his gaze back to the body of the Buddha statue, and said loudly: "Who dares to pretend to be a ghost here, come out to meet the steel knife in the master's hand." ”

At this time, everyone knew that someone was pretending to be a bodhisattva just now.

The broken temple is very empty, you can see all the temple at a glance, the only place that blocks the view is only the big Buddha statue, under the nod of the man in Tsing Yi, a group of gangsters have clenched the steel knife in their hands and approached the Buddha statue lightly.

Just when all the gangsters were only two feet away from the Buddha statue, suddenly a bamboo was handed out from behind the Buddha statue, and with a "click" sound, it tapped on the ground, and then a young beggar stood up from behind the Buddha statue and entered everyone's sight leisurely.

The beggar seemed to have a problem with his eyes, and he could not see any black eyeballs in his sockets, except for a dead white, and with every step he took, he had to hit the ground with a bamboo, and he walked very slowly, as if he was afraid that he would trample an ant to death.

"Boss, it's a blind beggar." One of the gangsters turned back to the man in Tsing Yi and said.

Blind beggars? I don't care if you are blind or not, a trace of ruthlessness appeared on the face of the man in Tsing Yi, he looked at the blind beggar with cold eyes, and said with murderous intent: "There is a way in heaven for you not to go, and there is no door for hell for you to break into." Stinky beggar, it's not good to meet us, let's go to a good family in the next life, go on, kill him for me. ”

As he spoke, the man in Tsing Yi waved his hand, and several gangsters responded in unison, and stepped forward with a knife to dismantle the stinky beggar in front of him.

"Wait!" The blind beggar suddenly shouted, put the bamboo in front of him back behind him, half-squatted in the shape of a horse, and snorted coldly: "Do you know who I am, even I dare to provoke, don't you want to live?" ”

The blind beggar's contemptuous expression was very promising, but the Tsing Yi named Brother Tiger was not frightened by him, shook the steel knife in his body, and said disdainfully: "I don't know which onion you are, but the knife in your hand may know!" ”

"Humph! Even I don't know, are you embarrassed to come out and walk the rivers and lakes? Listen, I'm ......" The blind beggar sneered twice, slowly pulled out the bamboo behind him like a sword, put on a posture of a master of swordsmanship, and then quickly spit out a sentence with a pretending to be forced: "I am the most handsome guy in the world who is respected by everyone, loved by girls, and famous all over the world-blind ...... Chivalrous ......"

The last two words of the blind beggar dragged on for a long time, but few people paid attention to them, because everyone was disgusted by the string of stinking and shameless adjectives in front of him.

"Bah, stinky beggar, you are really shameless, if your face can be regarded as the most handsome in the world, then our boss is the Nine Heavens Xuannu." While one of the murderers was disdainful, he slapped the man in Tsing Yi on the back, but he didn't know that this sentence gave the blind beggar a chance to ridicule him.

The blind beggar rolled the whites of his eyes blankly, and said with a smile: "Yo, in this way, your boss is still a sissy, no wonder it sounds so much like a eunuch?" ”

What does the sissy mean, the man in Tsing Yi doesn't understand, the meaning of the eunuch? He didn't understand, but he knew that this sentence would definitely not be a compliment, and he was so angry that his eyes were full of smoke, and he slapped his little brother with a flick of his hand, and scolded: "Your mother is the Nine Heavens Xuannu?" ”

This fart was slapped on the horse's leg, and the little brother covered his cheeks aggrievedly and took a step back, and then turned his resentful gaze to the blind beggar.

After beating the younger brother, the man in Tsing Yi once again cast his angry eyes on the blind beggar, he felt that although his little brother's words were inappropriate, but in the final analysis, the most hateful person was still the stinky, blind, and shameless beggar in front of him.

"Stinky beggar, I don't care if you're a blind man, a blind man, or some kind of bullshit, all in all, you're going to die today, brother, kill him for me!" The man in Tsing Yi was annoyed and angry, waved the steel knife in his hand, and beckoned a group of younger brothers to pounce on the blind beggar.

ps: The word eunuch only appeared in the Liao State, and it was really associated with the eunuchs after Zhu Yuanzhang established the Dongchang in the Ming Dynasty, and it was only the official position of the senior leader of the Dongchang at the beginning, and it was generally mixed up later, and before the Liao Dynasty, the eunuchs were collectively called eunuchs.