Chapter 119: Little Immortal
Chapter 119: Little Immortal
Wei Chigong straightened his waist and said happily: "It's good to be polite, you can always take advantage of being polite, where did you learn this set of immortal ascension techniques, can you tell Dao Ye?" No, you can tell the grapevine, right? "He's really polite.
A bearded old man called himself a small way, and Wang Ping'an was happy to hear it. He said: "This set of immortal ascension techniques is something I came up with by myself......
Before he finished speaking, Wei Chigong immediately shook his head and said, "No, this set of immortal ascension techniques is definitely not something you can come up with, and the Tao ...... Xiaodao can assert that the heart has been tempered countless times before there is this immortal art, you don't have to joke and coax Xiaodao! ”
Ah, what a vision, worthy of being the founding military general of the Tang Dynasty!
Wang Ping'an's practice of this set of immortal ascension techniques, in the eyes of the Tang Dynasty, is very amazing, just like in the boundless night, a lightning bolt suddenly appeared, illuminating the four fields, which made people feel shocked! But for modern people, it can basically be seen in any park, which is actually Tai Chi.
Of course, in modern times, for the Tai Chi used by ordinary people to maintain health and fitness, to be precise, it should be called Tai Chi Gymnastics, which is a method of health preservation, not a martial art used to attract enemies!
In martial arts, Taijiquan was created by Wudang Zhang Sanfeng, but this is just a statement, Zhang Sanfeng should be called a master who summed up the boxing method of Taijiquan, not the real original!
Taijiquan is a kind of boxing method that finally appeared after thousands of years, countless people have studied and sorted out. As early as the Tang Dynasty, that is, after Wang Ping'an's era, there were already prototypes, such as the famous Taoist priest Xu Xuanping, who left the "Three Worlds Seven" boxing method.
But no matter what kind of prototype it is, it is hidden in the Dao Gate and is not passed on, which can be regarded as a secret technique. Just like a prescription, it is passed on only to family members, not to outsiders. It was not until modern times that Tai Chi became popular and entered thousands of households.
Modern people look at Tai Chi, it doesn't matter, they can often see it, and it doesn't exist in the amazing word. But in the Tang Dynasty, for a person who was obsessed with magic and pursued immortality, when he saw it, if he was not amazing, then this person could only be a fake cultivator, in fact, he did not believe in Taoism!
Wei Chigong is superstitious about magic and has been superstitious to the bone, when he sees Taijiquan, how can he not be amazed, how can he not help but not learn? If he refuses to learn, then he is not Wei Chigong!
Seeing that the other party was not easy to fool, Wang Ping'an had no choice but to say: "Well, it's true that I didn't come up with it, I saw it from a book!" "Brain teasers wondering which book should I read from?
Sure enough, Wei Chigong asked: "Which book is it, you can tell it quickly, and Xiaodao should also read it!" ”
Wang Ping'an thought for a long time, and had no choice but to say: "That book, I used to have it in my family, it was tattered, it seems to have been some years, it is a manuscript!" ”
Wei Chigong's appetite was hung to the fullest, and he said loudly: "This kind of immortal book treasure scripture is naturally a handwritten copy, can it still be engraved and printed, and everyone has a copy!" What about the book, which is now available in your home? Let's go to your house now, and you can show me! ”
Wang Ping'an grinned, this "small way" is really anxious. He said: "That book is so broken, I don't know where it came from, and I don't take it seriously, so whenever I squat in the thatched house, I take it out and look at it, and I usually put it in the thatched house!" ”
Wei Chigong was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then stomped his feet and said: "You actually put the Immortal Book Treasure Sutra in the latrine, it is simply a tyrannical thing, and the sin is unforgivable!" Okay, okay, no matter where you put it, go find it quickly, Dao Ye wants to see it! As soon as he was excited, he called himself a Taoist master again, instead of calling himself a small Taoist.
This lie is really not round, I met someone who is more serious! Wang Ping'an had no choice but to bite the bullet and say: "Whenever I squat in the thatched house, I will read this book, and after squatting, I will tear off the pages of the book I have read and wipe it ...... Wipe your ass, it's long gone! ”
Wei Chi Gong snorted, didn't take a breath, his body shook, and he sat on the ground!
Wang Ping'an was taken aback, hurriedly stepped forward to help him, and said: "Immortal Chief, don't be so sad, although the book has wiped my buttocks, I remember the content, I can write it out for you silently!" ”
"You, do you really remember? Okay, then write it to me! Wei Chigong was supported by him, stood up, and kept urging.
Wang Ping'an couldn't, so he had to go to the table and sit down, take a pen and paper, and write out the moves of Taijiquan! After writing, he suddenly thought that what ancient people wrote, in order to win the trust of people and let the book spread quickly, often pretending to be someone's relics, why don't I also pretend to be a celebrity, just say that this set of boxing techniques is written by a character like a fairy, just like the form of Hua Tuo's suicide note.
After he finished writing the boxing book, he said: "I still remember the name of the person who wrote the book, it seems to be called Ge San, but no, that word is a ...... next to the three points of water."
"Ge Hong? Could it be the treasure scripture left by the little fairy? Wei Chigong shouted loudly, making Wang Ping'an's ear drums buzz!
Wei Chi Gong was so excited, how could he not know the name of Ge Hong, that was the Great Daoist of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, the Great Alchemist, the Great Medical Scientist, known as the Little Immortal Weng by the world, and one of the most admired people by all cultivators!
Ge Hong is a figure in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, if you mention his name alone, there may be many people who don't know, but to mention his works, more people can know, the famous medical book "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription" was written by him, maybe when it comes to this book, many people still don't understand, but when it comes to smallpox, it should not be strange, who first described this disease in the world? It's Ge Hong!
The descriptions of smallpox, scrub typhus, beriberi and chigger mites in "Elbow Reserve Emergency Prescription" are all first, especially the use of rabies brain tissue to treat rabies, which is considered to be the germ of Chinese immunization thought.
Such a great character, the manuscript suicide note written by Wang Ping'an, was torn by Wang Ping'an, a loser, when he was squatting in the thatched house, this is simply an unforgivable sin committed against the entire Taoism, the crime is heinous, and he should be cut by a thousand knives, and his bones will be scattered!
Wei Chigong snatched the boxing book and looked at it carefully! Suddenly, he cried loudly, stomped his feet and beat his chest, and shouted: "God, forgive me, why did I come to Xuzhou to let the treasure of the gods be destroyed in the latrine!" Oh my God, please send down a bolt of lightning and kill me! ”
He pointed at Wang Ping'an and shouted, "Kill you little brute first, what have you done, what have you done, what have you done!" ”
Wang Ping'an took a sizzling breath, looked at Wei Chigong's appearance, and thought, "It's okay, it's okay, he didn't come up to bite me!" ”
He swallowed his saliva and said, "Don't hide it from the immortal chief, I always dreamed when I was a child, I dreamed that a person passed on my medical skills, and then taught me to practice the art of ascending immortals. And, while reading this book, there seems to be a voice in the dark telling me that I will destroy ...... after reading it."
"You mean the little fairy Weng Tuomeng gave it to you?" Wei Chigong stopped crying, he cried with tears and snot, looking quite embarrassed.
Wang Ping'an scratched his head and said: "I don't know if he is a little fairy, he looks thin, with white hair, white beard, wearing wide clothes, and wearing a high hat...... Is he the little fairy? ”
Yu Chigong's eyes lit up, and he said loudly: "Yes, yes, he is a little immortal!" He has been a Guan Nei Hou, so the hat is high! Yes, that's right! ”
Being a Taoist priest can do Guan Neihou, that's quite remarkable! Wang Ping'an naturally knew about Ge Hong's deeds, but he still pretended to be surprised, and said: "It turns out that the white-bearded father-in-law is a little immortal, and my medical skills are all taught by him!" ”
"You turned out to be a disciple of Little Immortal's Dream Transmission!" Wei Chigong shouted.
Everything that is unreasonable, after this sentence, all becomes reasonable! For modern people, this kind of thing is a bit too mysterious, but for ancient people, it is very reasonable, and almost all people believe this, no one doubts it!
Wei Chigong muttered to himself: "No wonder, no wonder. I've always wondered, how can you know so much at a young age, it turns out that you were enlightened by the little fairy, no wonder you are so good, and you know how to work for relief, even I can't think of this kind of thing, and the old loaches in the capital can't think of it, but you can say it, it turns out that this is the will of the gods......"
He hugged Wang Ping'an violently and shouted: "This is the will of heaven, this is God's hand through your hand to benefit the Tang Dynasty!" I want to report this matter to the imperial court, and ask the emperor to reward you, this is different from disaster relief, you are a fairy child! ”
"I, I, I just dreamed!" Wang Ping'an thought to himself, I'm not young, I'm not a boy anymore!
Wei Chigong said to do it, picked up a pen and paper, and said while writing: "This set of immortal ascension techniques should also be reported, so that the emperor and his old man can also practice and practice, well, the prince also has to practice, his body has always been weak, after practicing immortal ascension, even if he can't become an immortal, but his body will definitely get better!" ”
He looked up at Wang Ping'an and said, "The prince has a gentle personality, and when you meet in the future, he will definitely like you!" "Act quickly, write a piece of music, seal it again, call an entourage, and send it out immediately at dawn tomorrow morning, and the Taijiquan score is also among them.
Wei Chigong was very excited, he didn't sleep anymore, pulled Wang Ping'an, and said, "Let's start practicing the immortal ascension technique, you teach me quickly, Xiaodao really can't wait!" He originally called himself Xiaodao, and he was a little embarrassed, but since he learned that Wang Ping'an was a disciple of Xiao Xianweng's dream, the word Xiaodao became smoother!
Wang Ping'an shook his head and said, "Immortal Chief, you can't practice this set of immortal ascension techniques now!" ”
Wei Chigong was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why?" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed and said: "You still have the punishment of the Daojun on your feet, although the little immortal Weng faked my hand and passed down the immortal ascension technique, but you can't practice the immortal ascension technique with the punishment, that is disrespectful to the Daojun!" ”
Wei Chigong's face suddenly turned red, and he was so anxious that he grabbed his beard and said, "That's what I said, this is difficult!" ”
Wang Ping'an said again: "But then again, since God let you see the Immortal Ascension Technique, it means that Daojun has forgiven you, if he still blames you for thinking about women, then why let you get the Immortal Ascension Technique, I'm talking about this reason, right?" ”
"Yes, that's right!" Wei Chigong nodded.
Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "Actually, the little fairy Weng has long expected this situation, and some people have made mistakes like you before, thinking about women when meditating, so there is already a way to solve it!" ”
"What is the solution, you can tell me and listen to it!" Wei Chigong shouted.