Chapter 15 Spring Comes to Send Troops
Reading Pavilion 『 』, the full text is free to read. The eldest brother cautiously opened the door in front, and Huzi and I craned our necks in the back to watch.
The door slowly opened, and the old lady was still in that position, lying quietly on the bunk. At this time, the three of us took a breath, and the eldest brother said: "This broad daylight, Lang Lang, will not cheat the corpse." If you want to cheat the corpse, you also cheat at night, right? ”
When he said this, he made the three of us feel at a loss.
Huzi said, "Wait a minute. ”
Huzi went back to the box, and when he came out, he was carrying a satchel, he came to the door, took out the seven-inch nail from the satchel, and said, "Lao Chen, how is it?" ”
I looked at my eldest brother and said, "Big brother, if we don't do this, we can put this seven-inch nail in the top of the old lady's head, and we can rest easy." ”
"What are you kidding, the good corpse is wearing a heavenly spirit cover, and the family can't do it!"
I said, "She doesn't have any family." I talked to her and had no children and no daughters. ”
"If you don't have children, what about your siblings?" The eldest brother waved his hand and said, "If you do this, I won't be able to keep my iron job." Don't hurt me. Besides, it doesn't have to be a corpse. What are you guys here, does it work? ”
Huzi said: "This is a magic weapon, called a seven-inch nail, which is specially used to clean up these dirty things." ”
I said, "Huzi, put it away first, what the eldest brother said is right, you will definitely have to suffer a lawsuit if you do this." Besides, it is not necessary to cheat the corpse, and there are many prerequisites for cheating. ”
Huzi said, "What are the conditions?" Have you ever seen a chicken killed? I've seen my uncle kill chickens, don't look at the chicken's neck so thin, but it's very strong. The knife was not fast at home, and my uncle did not cut the throat of the chicken for a long time. So I asked my concubine to grab the head of the chicken and chop it off directly with an axe. As soon as he let go, the headless chicken flew up to the roof, stood on it and walked back and forth, but it didn't come down. ”
I said, "A chicken is a chicken, and a man is a man, okay?" Not every corpse will cheat the corpse. ”
Huzi said, "What if this man is a chicken?" Not necessarily. ”
I said, "Don't talk about these useless things, the chickens will cheat the corpses?" If you belong to the dragon, you can fly! It's all fallacies and heresies. ”
Lu Xueman came out of the box at this time, she leaned against the window and said, "What are you discussing here?" Isn't it just a dead person, as for being so nervous? ”
Huzi said, "There's a cat in there." ”
Lu Xueman smiled and said, "What's wrong with a cat?" You are all young people, and you have received nine years of compulsory education, so you will not be so superstitious. I tell you, there are countless corpses that have passed through my hands, and if there is a ghost, look for me first. ”
I had to say to my eldest brother, "Don't get me wrong, she's not a funeral home worker, she's a surgeon." ”
The eldest brother then sighed and said, "I said, I thought it was a comrade from the refining furnace." ”
Lu Xueman said: "Do you want me to check the body?" ”
The eldest brother waved his hand and said, "The corpse is strange and ugly, so don't look at it." When you arrive in Chongqing, a forensic doctor will perform an autopsy and issue a death certificate. More is better than less, you say. ”
Lu Xueman said: "Then everyone will be safe and stable, don't be suspicious." It's made the atmosphere so tense. ”
Several of us agreed with Lu Xueman's suggestion, and Lu Xueman took me and Huzi back to the box.
After entering, Huzi sat down and asked, "By the way, isn't there any fraud in your hospital?" ”
"Anyway, I haven't heard of it, it's all rumors, so it's not enough to be believed." Lu Xueman smiled and said, "How many corpses have we seen in the tomb of Ji Zheng?" Why are you still so superstitious? An old lady's corpse, what is there to be afraid of? ”
Yu Wanwan said: "You are a doctor, so you are naturally not afraid, anyway, I am quite afraid." ”
I looked at Huzi, and then I said, "I'm afraid it's because I've seen corpses, it's very scary!" ”
Lu Xueman became interested when he heard this, and said, "Chen Yuan, tell me, how did you cheat the corpse?" ”
So I started and told me what happened when I was repairing the river with Huzi, but I didn't say anything about taking the treasure from the coffin. I had to learn to protect myself.
As soon as this first opened, everyone began to tell the stories of the supernatural and strange again, some of which were true, some of which were apocryphal, anyway, everyone spoke carefully and listened happily. It's not lonely.
When we had dinner, we happened to arrive in Xi'an. When he came back from eating, the eldest brother was sitting on a small stool at the door of the box and eating. Saw us back and greeted us.
I asked him if he had a bunk, and he shook his head and said that he hadn't, saying that Xi'an had gone down a lot, but a lot of them came up at once, all of them went to Chongqing.
I said in my heart that this is a big trouble, and it seems that I can only squeeze with Huzi tonight.
After entering the box, I began to discuss with everyone how to sleep tonight.
This discussion only found out that it was inappropriate, Huzi and I are two big men, with big skeletons and strong people, and the bed is so small that there is no way to squeeze it. It can only be two petite lesbians/comrades squeezing it.
But none of the three women compromised. If you squeeze it, you have to fall to one side, with your head facing each other's feet. Lu Xueman loves to be clean, and the corpse shadow loves to be clean, not to mention Yuwanwan. This is not someone who can stand to sleep with others.
I said, "Well, don't worry about me, I'll talk to my eldest brother outside." ”
As soon as I said this, these women were a little embarrassed and let me sleep in their bunks.
Huzi said: "Lao Chen, I slept in the first half of the night, and you slept in the second half of the night." That's it. ”
I snorted and said, "Okay, you can go to sleep first." If I call you at two o'clock, someone should also stand guard and stand guard, so as not to deceive the corpse, and everyone will not know about it. ”
The big brother outside is guarding alone, and his task is to keep guard until the terminal station, and no one can break into this box.
In the first half of the night, I chatted with this big brother, and we had a great conversation. From the conversation with him, I felt that he loved the party and his work very much. This is a very upright person, all he thinks about is his wife, children and parents, without a trace of distractions. I know that this big brother is my role model, and I must not be confused by the world of flowers.
Obviously, the three women in this box are all beautiful women, a doctor, a magician, and a strong woman, each with their own charms. I have to recognize myself, put myself in the right position, and not think about anything wrong.
In this regard, Huzi has done a very good job, he has never had any distractions about men and women, which is the fundamental reason why Huzi and I can become brothers. As the saying goes, things gather like and people are grouped, and this is the truth.
Many people think that men are the same, and they think that cats are stealing/fishy, but this is actually wrong. He himself is this kind of person, and it is wrong to think that everyone is like this. It's just that people like him don't deserve to make good friends who are upright and upright, and good people won't take care of him.
At two o'clock in the morning, I entered the box, and Huzi woke up at this time, and got down from the bunk and said, "It's my turn, you go to sleep." ”
As soon as I lay down after I went up, I heard Yuwanwan whisper opposite me: "Chen Yuan, I'm sorry, I took your shop." ”
I said, "Why, I'm a little embarrassed to say that." Go to sleep. ”
Yuwanwan said, "What are you going to do this time?" ”
I said, "We have set up an expedition to find a lost ancient city this time." The ancient city of Yelang. ”
Yuwanwan sighed and said: "Please forgive me for my disrespect to you before, but when I get to Chongqing, I will ask you to rub it after I get the money." ”
I smiled and said, "No, if you get the money, you can fly back to Beijing/Beijing as soon as possible, you still have a troupe, it's not good to delay your business." Everyone depends on you for food. ”
Yuwanwan smiled and said, "Okay, you can contact me when you come back, we can actually become friends." ”
I waved my hands and said, "Forget it, I look down on your play, it's too expensive." ”
Yuwanwan smiled after hearing this, then turned over and stopped talking.
I lay down and closed my eyes, and just as I was about to fall asleep, I suddenly heard someone knock on the wallboard. I opened my eyes suddenly, listened carefully, and heard four bangs.
As the saying goes, people knock three, ghosts knock four. These four consecutive knocks were knocked from the opposite side, and although the sound was not loud, it was a wall apart, and this wall was so thin, it was still a wall. Naturally, I could hear it clearly.
At this time, I have a picture in my head, this old lady sitting on the bed, gently banging the back of her head against this thin partition.
Wow, wow, wow!
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