Section 40, grandmother's play
Shui Ju came back from Dou Village and was very happy, she showed the prize to her father, and her father was also very happy. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Wei Yuqi has been a failure and distress in his life, his ability is not used, and no one pays attention to him. He doesn't know how to work, and he works, but slowly, too carefully. People are going to laugh at him, saying that he is like a dancer, and he always seems to be looking for a rhythm. Indeed, he is looking for rhythm and change, and it is boring to work monotonously. Therefore, others couldn't figure it out, so they ridiculed him, ridiculed him, and said that he was not useful to men. Cui Fen didn't let him work, went to the field by himself, did business at the same time, and struggled to support his family. He is like a wasted person, he is not reconciled, and he also wants to make money, so he blows back to people and blows suona to death. However, the status is very low, and everyone has to be called Ye and Po. Therefore, Cui Fen was extremely opposed, and said: "Even if you starve to death, don't you serve people, isn't it enough?" From life to death. So, Wei Yuqi didn't go, he was idle, and there was no way to make money. However, if someone else asks, it is a hard invitation, because no one surpasses him. Therefore, it was discussed to use him as a musician, only to play literary operas, not to call people, and not to enter the grave, so Cui Fen agreed. However, there are few people who call, and it is rare to meet large households, and most of them still can't afford to use them, so he is idle again. However, he can also sing, but no one calls him, he doesn't dare to call him, he loves to change, and others can't keep up. So, no matter how idle he was, he couldn't enter the troupe, and he was very distressed. Therefore, waiting, looking forward to it, hoping to find a soulmate, coincidence. Finally, the emperor lived up to his heart and let him meet, it was Li Dan, and he also loved to change. So, the two cooperated, very tacitly, and each time they cooperated, it was not the same, it was wonderful. Therefore, when his daughter came back and took the prize, his psychology was also itchy. So, he wanted to find Li Dan, and he also wanted to give it a try, wanting to make money.
Therefore, he went, went to the ancient wax society, and Li Dan was in the bean village. However, when he arrived, Li Dan was not there, and he was not there until dusk, and he was hungry. So, looking for food, I didn't bring any money, I wanted to make money. Therefore, when he thought of the troupe, he thought that he must be given food, and he is a peer, this is the rule. So, he went, went to South Street, found the theater, and then found the canteen, in the background. So he went in, just as he was eating, and he explained what he meant. However, Yiwusheng scolded him and shouted, "Get out, who are you here to mix rice?" He was ashamed, but hungry, and explained, "I'm a peer." Unexpectedly, Wu Sheng jumped up and shouted: "You are also worthy?" Roll again. "Kick him, kick him down, he lay on the ground, and everyone laughed. So he was wounded, and he was crying inwardly, and he hurried away. When he entered the square, more people laughed at him, and he was embarrassed and fled quickly. Only then did he get out of the crowd, specifically looking for a dark place, or fleeing, fleeing without his life. Until there was no one, he also fled, his face was always hot, and he had no face to see anyone. Therefore, when he went to the moat and saw the river, he still laughed at him. What to do, everyone knows that it is not as good as a person, and life is better than death. So he jumped down, and was falling, when he was suddenly caught, and the man shouted, "What are you doing?" Confused, how big is it? "It's Li Dan, senior brother has arrived. The senior brother hugged him urgently and pulled him up, and he cried, "Why are you?" I can still see you, I don't have a face to live. ”
Li said: "I know everything, chase after me, you are running too fast." Wei Yuqi asked, "How do you know, why don't I know?" Li Dan said: "It was the neighbor who told me that I just chased after me, you just ran, I chased again, I saw it a long time ago, but you were very attentive." Wei Yuqi said: "Yes, I have no face to live, I don't look like anyone, and I will add people to talk about it?" Li said: "Well, expand the discussion, let's set up the ring and avenge you?" Wei Yuqi said: "I'm afraid not, they are a famous troupe, and there are only two of us in total." Li Dan said: "Then try it too, I won't believe it." Moreover, we are already three people, and I have accepted apprentices. Wei Yuqi asked, "Apprentice?" When is it called? Li said: "It's called Li Meng, just now, I can also be a father." Wei Yuqi changed his mood and said happily: "Then, congratulations, I am my uncle, and I will teach him too." Therefore, the two of them left, ate first, and then found a restaurant. As soon as he sat down, Li Meng came, he saw his master, then apprenticed to his uncle, and then went home to get a musical instrument. Soon after, he came again, and the two of them had finished eating, so they set up a ring and set it up behind the crowd. Behind the crowd, facing the stage, a clear space was drawn, so the instruments were tied and more than a dozen instruments were arranged. At this time, the stage drama is being performed, playing "Golden Beach", which is a historical drama and a troupe in Zhongnan Town. As a result, all the actors are excellent and very hardworking, and the audience is excited and hearty. Unexpectedly, the bangzi behind him rang, which was also intense, like a troupe. However, it was only violent for a while, followed by a unique job, and it was a money thrown in the air. Use one, two, two pieces with a thread together, and constantly throw them up, forming an agitated sound.
Just listen, Cang Lingling, jingle bell, cang jingle bell, buzz. The sound, breaking through the air and slashing through, was the sound of metal crashing, trembling, and the sound of the wind, so it overwhelmed the big stage. As a result, the actor's voice was inaudible and destroyed, and people could only listen to it, and it was the voice of money, and everyone was shocked. So looking back, exclaiming, tracking is a loud sound, a pleasant sound, completely unaware of what's going on? Suddenly I realized that this was a provocation and a ring, so I was excited. However, if I don't leave for the time being, I still can't bear it, it's a big drama on stage, so I hesitated and waited and watched. However, there was support from others, and he said, "Go over, protect and be brave." So he passed, and he shouted, "Why are there only three people and a dozen musical instruments?" Come on. So another man passed by, surrounded them, and cried out, "Why is it still dark?" Look for the torches. So they looked for torches and illuminated them, and there were more talents. Therefore, the actors are vigilant, extremely hardworking, and they are all crazy. So, the audience laughed and said, "Tonight, it's an eye-opener, who can win?" Therefore, I like to fight between the two families, and I am not biased, and I am busy listening to both front and back.
At this time, the three of them officially started the performance, singing "Hou Zhang Lian Buying Cloth", the actual singing was two people, listening to Li Dan singing: "Yangliuqing Qingjiang is flat, I hear the singing sound of the Lang River, the sunrise in the east and the rain in the west, the road is sunny but sunny." But there is love, Lang's state of mind, and he is merciful everywhere. Be merciful, what's the matter? It's a good life to run when you come, and win money to win me Hu fluttering. Ahh This is not counted, the most absolute is his Weng Sheng, born out of thin air, unique, like five thunders. As a result, the human ear could not stand it, and it was full of sound, and so was the body, and the periphery. Therefore, people applauded, stomped their feet, and applauded, but they couldn't suppress the sound of Li Dan. Then he was excited, and cried out, "My God, I have met the true God." Listen to Li Dan and sing again: "Oh, it's urgent, it's painful, it's depressing the dead." It's hateful, my daughter-in-law won't let me gamble, I'm so good at gambling, what should I do. I Zhang Lian has quit gambling for a year, to gamble to make people crazy, born to love gambling life, quit gambling I am afraid that I will not be able to live, work during the day is boring, at night I thief eyes bright. Let go of the light, look forward to things, the hand dance can be worth a million soldiers, the dice are my lord, holding the Qianqian to call the ancestors. Therefore, stirring the heavens and the earth, crisscrossing the four seas, and showing heroes. It turns out that life is rare, a lifetime, and you can't afford to be born in vain. I have bent to talent, the pride of the sky, the Lingxiu of the earth, I Zhang Lian, was born out of thin air. It's sad, the poof still has to be a horse, and it falls suddenly, and in the end, it will not be willing, and it will become reckless, how can you be willing? My hey, hey, I can't gamble if I get money selling cloth, I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will hang herself, and I'm always dead, we're also men, hey. Hey, babble, it's better to scare her again, it's a revenge, let it be tormented, it's so decided, I'll go back. ”
So, Wei Yuqi read: "The life of a poor family is always difficult, and the officials do not move forward, so they are good at gambling, so I have to watch him." What is the way, marrying a chicken with a chicken, marrying a dog with a dog, is the way of a woman. At this moment, it is time for him to come back, the slave family is guarding the empty room, waiting for him, after all, it is my person. Suddenly, people were crisp and numb, and they didn't believe it, and they were still asking: "Lie that it is a man, a real woman, right?" Listening to Li Dan's shout: "Madam, why don't you die, you can't live." Wei Yuqi asked: "Don't scare me, official, what's wrong?" Li Dan shouted: "This time I really lost the bet, lost it all, including you." Wei Yuqi said: "I don't believe it, you often scare me." Li Dan said: "Melon daughter-in-law, real daughter-in-law, I have knelt down, please believe me." Wei Yuqi said: "Since the bet is lost, then, what about the contract, there should always be a document, right?" Li Dan shouted, "Confused, wife." Can that give me? I'm afraid I'll tear it. Someone else will come soon, and you will be someone else. I kowtow again, I'm sorry, don't scold that I won't have a chance in the future. Wei Yuqi cried: "Bitter-wow, God-what's the matter, hey-" He made a very soft, very thin, and extremely beautiful female voice, so tactful, heartbreaking. He sang: "When I heard the words, it shocked the world, and I hated you for selling me unkindly." The sky fell, the wind and thunder swept and the sky was dark. The earth has sunken, and the four sides have sunk into holes. Scold, Zhang Lian, you are too bad. You call me, how can you do it, each of your own things. If you don't read it, I spin and weave day and night; You have to think, who will feed you? Wrongdoer, your conscience is broken," At this time, all the people in the audience stood up, couldn't resist it, and came over. He came over and asked, "Whose woman?" It's so good, real woman, who can marry and live in vain. Before the humanitarian: "It's a man, concentrate, listen to the play." Later, he said, "Impossible, look carefully." Therefore, he squeezed and pushed the predecessors, but the predecessors wept bitterly and said, "This woman is too sad." So there was no one in the audience, no one watched the big play, and the actors stopped, stared dryly, and looked at the crowd of people who had moved.
Therefore, the head of the troupe couldn't sit still, and hurriedly asked, "Who?" Who, who offends others? Wu Sheng was scared and quickly admitted, he said, "It's me, what should I do?" You punish me. The class leader said angrily: "Is it useful to punish you?" Don't go yet, hurry up and prepare a gift. So he prepared a gift, hurriedly left the scene, and the class owner took someone to make amends. However, when I arrived, I couldn't get in, and there was a human wall in front of me. The class master was angry again and scolded Wusheng: "Can you have your ability? See how to get in, are you still waiting? Therefore, Wusheng worked hard, opened the human wall, and squeezed in, so that future generations could follow up. However, when you go in, how can you speak? The people sang heartily, and the audience was also hearty, so they were afraid of being beaten. In this way, the group listened to it, admired it, and saw it grasping, teasing, and flirting, which made itself itch. Therefore, applauding and applauding, not intending to be discovered, the more people applauded and shouted: "Okay, absolutely, shame the troupe blushes." However, the play stopped, and the three of them also found out, and the class owner hurriedly said: "Offended, master, I came to be criticized." Unexpectedly, the audience spoke first and mocked: "What troupe?" Dare to sing and offend people? Then he asked, "Who?" Who, why do you offend people? Wusheng bowed his head and stepped back, and let the class master relieve the siege, and the class master said: "Ignorant people have broken the rules and regretted it, and we will all make amends." The people said, "I'm afraid, if you don't suffer, you won't come yet." The class master said: "I will definitely come, and I will see the sky outside the sky." As he spoke, he handed over the gift, which was a tray, holding the wine. So Li flicked the tray, and he said: "I am also offended, the master of the labor class is coming." The head of the class said: "It is a blessing to come, and you can see a master." Li said: "What a master, mixed rice, not mixed." The head of the class said: "I already know that I am wrong, forgive me, I am here." Li Dan said: "In that case, let's end the show, folks, we won't sing today." However, the people disagreed, and before they enjoyed it, they pleaded: "Sing it, it's not over yet, anyway, the big drama won't be performed." Li played: "I can't sing anymore, it's rude to sing again, wait for the next day." ”
Therefore, when people object, they ask, "Who has offended?" Why is he offended, why hasn't he stood up? The head of the class said: "You have to spare people and spare people, you have already known that you are wrong, please go back?" The people said, "You are not worthy to say this." Or, the victim speaks. Wei Yucai said: "Thanks, thanks, the audience is moved by their parents." It's me who sings the female voice, and the slave family will thank you again, and I will continue to thank you in the future, and sing with love. The audience said: "No thanks, thank you for the opposite, you are a feast for your ears." So, let's go, to prevent retaliation. The class leader was ashamed and said, "Don't worry, how can it be?" We are a troupe. So the three of them left, straight out of the crowd, and soon disappeared into the night. However, they were walking and were caught up, and it was the class master who was them. Li Dan said vigilantly: "What are you chasing, what do you want to do?" The head of the class said: "Don't get me wrong, I want to get acquainted, but I'm afraid I'll miss it." Li said, "Really? I am from this village. The escort said: "Yes, our class master cherishes the talent." As he was talking, they were all surrounded, and it was the audience, and the audience asked, "Do you want to fight, who are the more people?" The head of the class hurriedly said: "I misunderstood again, I sincerely want to postpone the invitation, and I want to discuss the play." The audience said: "Okay, let's follow, see if there is any wine and food?" Therefore, I followed, and went backstage together, and sure enough, there were drinks and dishes, and they were all on the table.
So, three people were invited to sit down, and there were three people in the troupe, and the head of the class asked, "Where is Your Excellency?" Li Dan said: "I have no teacher, and my junior brother is a teacher of the Lou Guantai, and I am also wandering." The head of the class said: "It's a pity, it's all talented, why don't you join the troupe?" Li Dan said: "It's not adaptable, it's a change, and others can't keep up." Therefore, when they are idle, they are free, and they can be self-contained. Wei Yuqi said: "Yes, all good dramas should be done by themselves, and let the heart be free." However, he was hungry and couldn't do both, so he had to eat. So, the class owner was ashamed, and asked again: "Your play can be different, what kind of play is it?" The two said: "There is no name, it is sung according to the heart, it belongs to a small drama." The class master said: "Such a good play, it should have a name, how can it not have a name?" Wei Yuqi said: "Then, please give it up, thank you first." The class master said: "It's not good, there are too many characteristics, it's Qin Sheng, and it's Qin Yun." However, it is more melodious than the eyebrows, more euphemistic than the Qin dialect, more graceful than the bowl and bowl cavity, and has the strength of the old dialect, so it is difficult to get up. First of all, how did you all come here? Wei Yuqi said: "Pondering and borrowing from nonsense is random." The head of the class said: "This is even more remarkable, it is a creation, it has become a school of its own, so it is difficult to get up." Li Dan smiled: "You are polite, you are the class leader." The head of the class said: "It's okay, I'm also naked." So I thought about it, thought about it for a long time, and suddenly said: "According to today's trend, the master also loves to listen, and the mother also loves to listen, so it's better to call it the grandmother's play, how about it?" Suddenly, people applauded and said, "Image, apt, good name." The two also applauded and said with a smile: "It's a good name, it's called grandma play, and it has a name." So, people said: "People really discuss dramas, we are all villains, but we witness beautiful conversations." Therefore, call signs, to celebrate, to take the opportunity to rejoice.
However, the two of them were uneasy, and said together: "What should I do, I came to offend, and I blushed when I received such a big gift." The class master said: "What, good things, they must be vigorous, forced out, and they are worthy of its name." So, the people around celebrated again and said: "It's worthy of being the class master, I'm lucky tonight, all of them have been blessed by misfortune, and a new drama genre was born." Li said: "Yes, it's rare to meet Bole, and I've met them all." Wei Yuqi sighed with emotion and said: "However, it's also difficult, why is life so difficult?" Not accepted. The class master comforted him and said, "I have accepted it, I have succeeded, and I want to rejoice." Wei Yuqi said: "What are you happy about?" It's hard to continue, who pleases? The head of the class said: "It's all the same, the troupe also eats and relies on others." In this way, the two really thought the same and became friends. Therefore, everyone applauded again and said, "This time I am really relieved, we are all sincere, and we will not be beaten." So they dispersed, and when it was late, they all went to sleep. After they all left, the head of the class said: "I will hire a carriage and send someone to see you off, and you go back, so that the family will also be happy." So he hired a carriage and sent Wei Yuqi home, saying that it was a reward. Since then, the fame of the three has expanded, and no one knows that there is a kind of play, called the grandmother's play, which is a new type of drama that was born.
For this reason, Wei Yuqi was popular, and his status quickly improved. People fought to see him, carrying fish, shrimp, eel, soft-shelled turtle, white flour, and white rice. So, Wei Yuqi said: "How dare you, take it back?" Reactive power is not punished. Hometown humanitarian: "It is meritorious, you add honor to your hometown, and we are also proud." "Saying that, just leave your things and don't eat, you can't keep it. After they all left, Cui Fen said: "Over the years, you have been bitter in your heart, I know best." Wei Yuqi said: "It's you who suffer, both a woman and a man, I'm burdensome." So she cried, and Cuifen cried, and the horn came, and the horn said, "Why are you crying?" How glorious it is, I always say that I have no status. Cui Fen said: "Yes, don't cry." I hope it will change from the heart. The horn said: "What's wrong with the same heart?" We're singing, not calling people. Wei Yuqi said: "But, who to sing it to, who to invite?" Cui Fen said: "Let's not talk about it first, only blame you, it's not a good time to be born." The horn said, "What else do you say?" Celebrate first, or you'll be able to finish eating. So, killing chickens, geese, and fish, they had to consume what they had to eat. I'm doing it, the firecrackers outside the door go off, who is it? Everyone hurriedly went out to see, and the more surprised they were, it was Jia Yuhua who arrived.
Therefore, stepping forward to greet her, Cui Fen said, "What kind of wind can blow you here?" It was so unexpected. The horn said: "I said, the magpie is chirping, and it is the in-laws who are here." Jia Yuhua said: "It's to repay the kindness, I just heard that I am happy, and I am happy, and I am happy to be a grandmother's play." Cui Fen said: "So set off firecrackers? You're so polite and want to see you too. Shui Ju said: "Auntie, you are welcome, what about the child?" The child was Jiaojiao and hugged it, so she went to grab it, but her sister took it away, it was a narcissus with cress. So, she went to pick up the prey again, and the chain was carrying it, but she couldn't catch it, so she shouted: "Why is it so big?" Is it a wild sheep, a roe deer, or is it alive? Jia Yuhua smiled and said, "It must be Shui Ju, a talented girl, and she is also good-looking, I have heard of it a long time ago." Shui Ju said: "What, then Aunt Xie, let's go into the house, I'm tired." Cui Fen said: "Yes, please come into the house and rest early." Therefore, when you enter the door, you will all embrace Jia Yuhua until you reach the kang. After they all sat down, Cui Fen asked for the child, and she said, "Give it to me, I should see the most." So she picked up the child and held it in her hand, and she said, "The cuter it is, the older it is." Then he asked, "What is the name, what is the name of my son?" Jia Yuhua said: "Fu Jin lock, three locks, follow his brother." Cui Fen said: "It's all locks, this is gold." As soon as she finished speaking, the horn asked for it again, and she said, "It's my turn, my child." So he took it and held it in his arms. Cui Fen said: "Don't want these many people on the kang, go to work, and then kill the sheep." So, the young man got off the kang to cook, killed the sheep first, and all went to the backyard.
After they were all gone, Wei Yuqi asked, "How old are you, child?" Jia Yuhua said: "When you are almost two years old, you will stand, because the milk is not enough." The horn said: "It's difficult, it's also difficult." Jia Yuhua said: "It was I who made the child wronged, I mean the eldest child." "I said that I wanted Jiaojiao, but Jiaojiao was not there, so I hoped that the horn would understand. The horn said, "What are you looking at?" Don't get used to them, they should. Seeing that the topic was serious, Cui Fen changed the topic, and she asked, "Are you used to eating water capacity?" Coincidentally, today is mostly aquatic products. Jia Yuhua said: "I'm used to eating, thanks to my in-laws, I can practice early." Cui Fen said: "That's good, but I want to thank the villagers, they sent it." Jia Yuhua asked: "What they sent, are they to be grateful for the grandmother's play?" Cui Fen said: "So to speak. The horn said: "I am also grateful to Shui Ju, she also won glory." Jia Yuhua asked, "What's the matter?" The speaker said: "Shui Ju writes and composes poems, earns double copies of the four treasures of the study, and also makes the villagers proud." Jia Yuhua said: "Really? Then call me and let me take the test. "Therefore, it is called water chrysanthemum, and water chrysanthemum is coming. However, when I heard that she was going to be tested, Shui Ju was nervous and embarrassed. Cui Fen said: "It's nothing, it's all your own people, add a mood." So, Shui Ju asked to guess the riddle, and everyone agreed, so she said: "A river, silent, want to go over, only eyes, bottomless, but no water, how big is it?" I can't tell. Guess what? ”
Jia Yuhua said: "Tianhe, can't help me." Shui Ju said again: "Dandelion, starry sky, autumn is coming, hang red lights." The rabbit laughs and jumps, and the magpie praises and eats enough. The whole family is happy haha, guess what it is. What is it? Just as he was about to guess, the horn said, "Be careful of being deceived." Jia Yuhua said: "What can this be, isn't it a persimmon?" The horn smiled and said, "You are really fooled, or peaches, apples, dates, plums, pomegranates, in short, too many, referring to the fruits of autumn." Jia Yuhua said: "I was fooled, come down and change it to poetry, okay, Shui Ju?" Shui Ju said: "Okay, let's talk about it before, I wrote it before." Jia Yuhua said: "Yes, listen to it too." Shui Ju said: "There is a peach tree on the high mountain, and my brother carries the water and my sister waters." My sister watered my brother and grabbed the scoop, which made my sister blush. A pair of colored clouds on the eyebrows, two pieces of red cheeks floating. The raging fire burned in the belly, causing the two of them to faint. Jia Yuhua said: "Okay, good, what's the name?" Shui Ju said: "It's untitled." Jia Yuhua said: "How can you make a name without a title?" Only the name is not good. Cui Fen said: "Let you go to study, but you are writing nonsense." Shui Ju was startled, and she read, she said: "Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, come in the middle of the night, go in the morning, how long will it be like a spring dream?" It seems that there is nowhere to find the clouds. Jia Yuhua said: "This is not good, I don't understand, you better make it up." Shui Ju said: "Yes, but in its format." Therefore, he thought, and then said: "The wind and frost night, the second half of the moon, wake up from a clear dream, sad and far away, the person in the mirror is safe, and the dawn god is sad and willing to sleep." Jia Yuhua said: "I still don't understand, I want to make it up for your father, and I want to be able to understand it." So, Shui Ju pondered carefully, and then said: "Ancient people, today's people talk, it is not difficult to ascend to the sky, worry about the ancient sad things, true and false, laugh and talk." Great, everyone applauded, Wei Yuqi sat up, and he asked, "What about the name?" Add another name. Shui Ju said: "Rap play." Wei Yuqi sat down again, and he said, "It's a pity, why are you a daughter." Jia Yuhua said: "What's the daughter?" I want it, give it to me. ”
As he was talking, Zhang Lingbo arrived and came to see his in-laws, so he interrupted the poem. He said: "My family, I heard that you can tell stories, so I will tell the story of Hutou Mountain." Jia Yuhua said: "Who are you listening to?" I don't know. Zhang Liangbo said: "Don't hide it, it's my daughter who said it." Cui Fen said: "That's great, tell me quickly, her father is collecting wind." Jia Yuhua asked: "What is the style?" The horn said: "It's just to tell a story, and I want to make it up in my grandmother's play." Jia Yuhua said: "Then I'll talk about it, I can take the opportunity to get light, I'm afraid that it won't be good." Shui Ju said: "It's definitely good, auntie, I want to hear it too." Jia Yuhua said: "So, I'll learn from you, and I also say that it's smooth?" Everyone said, "It's okay, listen to what you say." Jia Yuhua said: "In Hutou Mountain, there is a family, and the owner is called Wu Letou. Because they were full of white spots and their families were also in their pockets, some people arranged them, so they said. So she said:
"First make up the black leper head, and say: black leper head, nothing, hunched waist, back to the hand; The front is rotten and swings, and the back is rotten and black; I don't care, I still slip away, the wind blows, whirring. made up the eldest Wumaitun again, and said that it was: Guaguawa, sharp sha, no pants, crawling indiscriminately; When I saw someone, I called my mother, regardless of the size of the person; Mom (oh) Mom (oh) Mom (oh) is hungry, scratching the handles and crawling. He also made up two sons Wumantun, saying that it was: slanting eyes, crooked mouth, blind cloth bags, and snoring; There is a lot of snoring water, and there is a litter of ash when walking; White air came out of the top of the heavenly spirit cover, and he blew his nose under the ditch. also made up three sons Wujutun, saying that it was: a nasal baby, like a toad, with a soft body and a collapse; Four-and-a-half-year-old without speaking, green eggplant flat pumpkin; Eyes are as big as cowbells and porcelain fists, what the hell do you call life? In the end, the daughter-in-law said that it was: melon mother-in-law, egg bud, taking off pants, and puffing shoes; paste straw rope, girdle, clear nose, a river and sea; Feeding the baby in front of people, black and desolate, and swinging; Swing to the baby to touch, the body is itchy hi hi hi. ”
When she had finished, the people laughed, and the young man sat down on the ground and came back early. Cui Fen said: "Interesting, who made it up?" Jia Yuhua said: "Jiaojiao also knows, Jiaojiao, you say?" Jiaojiao said: "It was made up by Tan Qingquan, he can compose poems, and my mother is also wonderful." Jia Yuhua said: "Can speak, this is Jiaojiao." The horn said, "Is there really such a family?" I don't blame others, and it's too unreasonable. Wei Yuqi said: "Oh, look at the joke? Where are you strong, you don't look at people pitifully. Suddenly, the people froze, and they did not dare to laugh or speak. Jia Yuhua blushed, and she said, "Brother, I didn't expect that you are still a bodhisattva." Cuifen heard the taste, and she said, "What nonsense? Not yet for you, for your play? The horn also said: "Yes, aren't you collecting wind?" I can put it in. Wei Yuqi said: "I make it up?" I'm afraid that people will scold me and beat me again. Cui Fen said angrily, "Can you speak?" So what do you say? Jia Yuhua said: "You all misunderstood, but I understand that what he wants to hear is a serious story." Cui Fen said: "Yes, how do you know? It's a tragic story to be unhappy all day long. Jia Yuhua said: "Tragedy produces a good story, and tragedy can be spread, which is the rule of the play." Cui Fen said: "You have watched too many old dramas, but I don't want to, there are too many disasters in reality, and they can suffocate people to death." The trumpet also said, "Yes, so forget that if you still want to live, you must be happy." Jia Yuhua said: "That's just us, my brother thinks differently, he is worried about the country and the people." ”
Wei Yuqi said: "I didn't expect it, there are still people who understand, it is you." That's right, a good show must be able to make up pain, and the pain can be spread. Cui Fen said: "I didn't expect it, I lived in vain, and it is difficult to become a confidant." Big sister, I beg you to tell another story to someone. Jia Yuhua said: "I have the story, but I'm afraid that my sister will be jealous, so I won't tell it." So the two laughed, and the horn laughed too, and said, "Today, strange, who found out about your story?" It's my man. So everyone laughed again, Wei Yuqi stopped, he said: "Don't talk nonsense, let's talk quickly, a group of children are here." "So, Jia Yuhua told the story of Widow Li, who abandoned her children in her early years, which is true." There is also a real thing, which is very difficult to hear, she said it herself, give it to you. Therefore, she said: "Widow Li, since the death of her new husband, has been dependent on her children for her life. It's called Liu Nianxiang here, who is missing? I don't know, and she doesn't say either. She has a bad reputation, so no one pays attention to her, and her life is very difficult, relying on asking for food. But who will give it? There was no one to give it to the nearest place, so I had to go to a foreign country, and go far away. This time, the eighteenth year of the Republic of China, in the past, was very close. Once, when she went to the plains to ask for food, she was dying of hunger, and a kind person rescued her. was saved, and the masters had a hard time, so they complained to each other. Finally, the master said, 'The great calamity has not yet come, how can you live?' Give a life amulet. She was so excited that she hurriedly asked, 'What is it?' Thanks in advance. But the master did not speak, but led her upstairs, and she went upstairs. However, when I went up, there was nothing, it was empty, and the tulou was still very bad. She was very surprised, hesitated, and was thinking, the master asked her to see the black things in the building, what is it? She just looked, slippery, little by little, arranged in a dark way. What the hell is it? She looked at it carefully, and it was clear that it was, so disgusting. She couldn't believe it, hurried downstairs, went downstairs and had already vomited, and ran out in a hurry. When he went out, the master also came out, and hurriedly said, 'Cherish it, dry it, and make it into bread when you are hungry, and the key is to eat it in the middle of the night.' She didn't dare to listen, she was ashamed, angry, vomited and ran all the way back.
"But she cried and complained, 'This is the life amulet, and it really saved her life, and she used it when she had no choice but to use it.' Otherwise, what should we do? How many people have died, why don't I die? The catastrophe is too great for shame to live. Therefore, I am still grateful to others, and it is difficult to speak. When she said this, she wept like a tearful person, and she said, 'Though it is disgusting, why is it prepared?' It was early, when they saw that there was no food, people panicked, the land was already barren, but the disaster had just begun. In the beginning, people were chopping firewood and storing grass, knowing that they couldn't eat it, and I was ready. However, I only want to be a story, and I hope that I don't need it. However, there is no hope, people are no longer human, and they also slap themselves in the face. In this way, beating and scolding, I took out the disgusting thing in the middle of the night, secretly baked it into a cake, and gave it to the child with tears. Otherwise, what should we do? There are dead people everywhere, and they don't want their children to die, so they eat themselves. Also asked, is it still human? It is a beast, not a mother. This is also a way out of the question, who let the disaster be three years, three years spent like this, life is better than death. She cried to death several times and asked me to revive her, and she said, 'However, the paper cannot contain the fire, and in the end the child knows that he has grown up.' What did he think? Why do you have food at home, but eat it in the middle of the night? So he stayed, and when he saw it during the day, he cried to death. However, he didn't blame his mother, he was very filial, so he insisted that his mother always eat real things. Finally, she said, "Why tell me?" It's that she wants to talk to, but she has no friends, and she feels that she is really not human, and she can't see anyone. That's her story, it's over, judge, right? ”
No one dares to judge, what do you say? Therefore, silence is dead silence, and silence can touch water. So, Wei Yuqi took out the flute, he was very dignified, staring, people know what to do. However, this time, Cui Fen did not stop him, not wanting to interfere with him. Then I heard it, and it gradually rose and sounded, like a cry, like a cry from hell. The sound of the flute is absurd, decadent, and desolate, which makes people's hearts hang. Therefore, people want to cry, but they dare not cry, it is empty, and it feels like they are levitating. Finally, the sound of the flute began to whistle, Xiao killed, weird, continuous upward, bursting, like thunder and lightning, through the wind and rain, everything was pressed down in the dark night. As a result, people panicked, their hearts were tight, extremely tight, their bodies were uneasy, and they were terrified, as if the universe was exploding, and they were terrified. However, it is not over, it has just begun, everything seems to be changing, it is a group of demons dancing wildly, and ghosts are born. The ghosts, suppressing the soul, are forced out of the corpse, the corpse with a craggy body. Therefore to resist, the corpse screamed, dancing teeth, and the soul still went out, just dust. This is hell, and the ghosts are hard to live, eaten, dissipated, and starved. So chaos, struggle, despair, explosions flashed, flashes locked in the black fog. Therefore, people can't stand it anymore, so they cry, crying incompetently, crying helplessly, helplessly. So he beat his chest, scratched, resisted, slapped himself in the face, and tried his best to fight the Requiem, but he couldn't stand it anymore.
Outside, too, people came quietly, crying silently, unable to extricate themselves. They huddled in the corners, under the windowsills, in the yard, covering their faces and crying, tearing their clothes, biting themselves, no longer themselves. My soul flew early, and when I went to see my relatives, it was the time of dying, so I hugged it with difficulty, and I didn't dare to let go, for fear of being separated by yin and yang. So, it hurts so much, I hurriedly ask my relatives: What do you want to say, hurry up and order? In my consciousness, I feel that I am alive, I am alive, and my relatives are about to dissipate, how dare you? Hold on to the hug, don't dare to interrupt your thoughts, and pray for your loved ones to be in front of you. "Stop, we're going to get into trouble." Cui Fen shouted, grabbed the flute and threw it on the ground, and then hurriedly got off the kang to wake people up: "If you are offended, go back, you don't dare to continue your thoughts." So he woke up, but he could not stand up, so he began to weep. They cried, and Cui Fen also cried, and they were lifted up one after another, and they couldn't walk anymore. Finally, when they all walked out of the yard, Cui Fen went home, and she said, "Don't think about it, let's eat." "Therefore, eat, but who can eat, because Widow Li has disturbed people's appetites.