"Our system is designed by the technical experts of the big league, especially for folk chefs. www.biquge.info The current bug we encounter is: Brother Fei, you are actually not one of the thirty-six folk masters selected in the list. ”

"What?" Kuai Fei was really stunned this time. It turns out that I accidentally entered someone else's cooking battlefield?

Before he could fully come to his senses, the little secretary Blablabla quickly revealed more inside information as quickly as he said Allegro.

"I admit that our Grand Alliance's Chef God Hegemony system is indeed suspected of using improper means to infringe on the knowledge and technical rights and interests of folk masters, but Fei Ge, you are only a little older, how can the Grand Alliance have taken you as a newbie who has just graduated from a chef school in the eyes of you. So the bug we're currently encountering is: this system is not for you at all! ”

"This ......"

It turned out that from the crooked building of the Republic of China to the Great Song Dynasty, this was just a mistake of the Time and Space Administration, and it was not the fault of the Grand Alliance. The system chose the wrong host, and this is the major technical bug encountered by the major leagues.

Will the system recognize the wrong host? The scientific and technological strength of this big alliance doesn't seem to be very reliable.

Kuai Fei thought about it, it seemed that it was only the big leagues that suffered unluckily in this matter, and he picked up a so-called kitchen god system that did not belong to him for nothing. It's a pie-in-the-sky thing.

Let the people of the major leagues worry and go in a hurry! I can have fun on my own!

So, with some meaning of verification, I asked tentatively, "It's not for nothing that the system chose the wrong host in the first place, right?" For example, the chipset of the Ben III can't be implanted in the 286 motherboard anyway, right? Since you can meet me, at least it means that this system can still be used if it falls into my hands, right? ”

The little secretary was silent for a moment, then confirmed, "That's right! You can use this system. Perhaps this is the technical basis for the system to misidentify the host in the first place. Maybe Fei Ge is also a potential folk master? Although you don't appear on the list of masters screened by the major leagues, you have the potential to be a chef who is not inferior to the so-called folk masters, and I think this is the root cause of the system's miscalculation. ”

"So, it's not a bug, is it?" Kuai Fei felt that the little secretary was making a bit of a fuss, "Isn't it just thirty-six contestants, one of whom inexplicably lost his qualification for the competition and was mixed in by me for Zhang Guan and Li Dai?" From the perspective of the management of the major leagues, this is not a big deal, right? ”

"Nope! No! It's not as simple as you think! The little secretary explained worriedly, "In this case, the main system will still continue to search and check the original list of contestants, and there is no place for you among the thirty-six contestants." ”

"You mean ......?" Kuai Fei was a little confused.

"I'm afraid we've lost contact with the main server of the big leagues." The little secretary's mood sounded very heavy. "If I'm not mistaken, the two of us are probably the two forgotten pawns on the chessboard."

"How is this possible? When there are only 35 people participating in the competition, won't the organizers make efforts to search for the whereabouts of the 36th place? ”

"As the organizer of the competition, the major leagues will of course go all out to search for the missing 36 people. But, Brother Fei, do you know that the person they are going to search for at that time is not you, but Chef Liu from the Xiaohe Gang cuisine in Zigong, Sichuan. That Master Liu is the No. 36 player in the main selection. ”

"If that Master Liu hadn't encountered any accidents, he should have been easy to find. Then, Chef Liu went on to participate in the Chef God Competition. No one cares where you and I go. ”

"It's not scientific! The people from the Time and Space Administration sent us to the Great Song Dynasty, didn't they leave any records of their own? They're sure they'll find out that they've sent out a total of thirty-seven contestants, and they'll naturally want to get us back. We should have this extra thirty-seventh group, right? ”

"Humph! Hum! The little secretary sneered again, "Those ZF civil servants who are vegetarian can even make 80 into 800, do you dare to believe their professional discipline?" ”

“……”

Kuai Fei was completely speechless at this time.

But he still refused to give up easily, and once again proposed another possibility: "Even if the bureaucrats of the Time and Space Administration don't act, the system administrators of your big alliance should know it, right?" You've activated a total of thirty-seven systems, one more than the original thirty-six. Wouldn't they investigate where the extra set went? As you said, you have a portable space, a complete set of German-made all-steel kitchenware in the space, as well as a full range of various condiments, which is not too big or too small is also an asset, and the management will let these assets evaporate silently? Ignore this? They'll have a way to track us down. ”

"I'm afraid they won't ......," the little secretary's tone became unusually harsh, "I have a bit of an affair with my boss." The proprietress has long been accustomed to seeing me. I'm worried that this bug is not a natural disaster, but a man-made disaster. If the proprietress instructs the programmer to deliberately make it bad, take this opportunity to put me along. Then we really can't go back! ”

In the 21st century, Kuai Fei has watched various TV series broadcast by major channels in turn, and today's TV is fighting all day long. Palace fights, house fights, office fights.

What the little secretary Shicai talked about is also one of the most common routines in the Office fight.

Although I have never seen pigs running all over the ground, at least I am a person who has eaten pork, and when I heard this, I understood what was going on behind it in seconds.

Ay! I can only blame myself for my life! Make innocent bystanders get into trouble in a disturbance. Kuai Fei is now a small fish who has been innocently implicated. This original proprietress is really unkind! You're going to kill the junior, I don't have an opinion! But, when you framed Xiao San, what did you think of me Kuai Fei? Worthless cannon fodder? The life of a little person is not a life?

Those souls who do not respect the lives of others, you must be punished!

Although Kuai Fei is resentful in his heart, he also understands the truth: until now, complaining is useless.

"So...... Where has your body gone now? Kuai Fei was a gentle and kind person after all, and he suddenly remembered that the little secretary wanted to eat the Dongpo elbow he made just now. Since there is a secret behind this plot that the original boss lady tears up the little secretary, then, Kuai Fei is with this system sister paper that can't be seen clearly for the time being, and her body in the 21st century should not have been secretly thrown out to feed the dog by the vicious original boss, right?

After thinking about it carefully, I feel that the Office bucket should not be so bloody in normal mode. After all, the vast majority of family fighting dramas and OL plots will not easily touch the bottom line of the law. Homicide is not usually involved.

"You care about my body?" The little secretary laughed a little lightly, "At this time, I should still be wearing VR glasses and lying in a fully enclosed holographic 3D simulation cabin, right?" If I can't get out of that simulation pod on my own, I'm afraid no one in the whole big league will know what's going on behind the scenes! ”

It sounds like the technology of the major leagues is quite advanced.

The holographic game pod of VR virtual reality, this kind of sci-fi thing next to the side, they have already come up and put it into use. This is basically the same as the live-action holographic game pod that is commonplace on the starting point online, except that instead of being used for large-scale online games, it is used to hold the Chef God Competition.

"You mean, in the 21st century, you're lying in the game pod and no one cares? How long can you survive in that case? Kuai Fei was worried about whether the little secretary would be trapped in the game cabin and couldn't find a place to sigh, and the big living person was suffocated to death by urine. This was embarrassing to say, so he chose a more subtle statement.

"Time is not an issue!" The little secretary himself didn't seem to be worried about being suffocated by urine, and replied indifferently: "The simulation cabin adopts a constant temperature and moisturizing layout to minimize the level of human metabolism. Logged-in users can go without eating or drinking for a long time, and they don't have to worry about booing. But Feige, your situation is different, and you are the one with the biggest problem. ”

Hearing this, Kuai Fei's heart was suddenly taken aback.

Yes! Fei Ge didn't enjoy any constant temperature and moisturizing holographic game pod benefits, he was walking out of the gate of the New Things Chef School, his head was hit by something inexplicable, and he crossed directly.

Speaking of which, Kuai Fei's own "remains" should still be lying on the side of the street at the gate of the New Things Chef School? Blood on the head? The skin is open? I don't know if the skull has cracked, I don't know if the brain has been spilled on the land of the motherland.

It's unfounded, and you can't guess it at all!

Thinking about it, I feel that we can't underestimate the efficiency of contemporary 110. The possibility of lying on the street is actually very small, and it is more likely that the stripe slept in the morgue of a hospital.

That's bad!

Thinking of the desolation of the old father and mother sending the black-haired man, and the scene where his sister threw herself on her brother's body and cried loudly, Kuai Fei's heart suddenly became extremely uncomfortable.

When your heart is congested, you don't want to talk nonsense.

Kuai Fei was silent.

As a result, in the backyard of the samurai family, the atmosphere dropped sharply to freezing.

There was silence all around.

Only a few bangs could be heard faintly in the distance. It was the night watchman of the Great Song Dynasty, according to a fixed time, in the ancient Kaifeng City to signal the time.

In the silence, in fact, it is not all silent in the absolute sense.

There were other subtle noises in the courtyard. I was so impatient that I couldn't hear it at all. Now that it was quiet, the small voices that were indiscernible gradually became clearer.

Two crickets were squeaking behind a flower pot in the corner.

Listening intently, it seems that there is not just two crickets flapping their wings and whispering, but also other sounds.

This rings...... It seems to be ...... It seems to be ...... The soft-soled cloth shoes stepped on the tile surface...... Tiles and tiles are rubbing against each other? Seems to be a cluck?

Well? Is this the legendary nocturnal man who loves to fly on the wall?

Shouldn't the heroes who fly on the eaves go to the palace to steal the five treasures of mandarin ducks? What do you want to do when you come to my Wu Dalang Yi's house?

Kuai Fei didn't immediately realize that after he crossed over, his ear power was already a bit shocking. Thanks to the gift of Jin's martial arts novels, his first reaction at this moment was: The hero is here!

"Dare to ask who is the hero? Visiting my humble house at night, I don't know what's going on? ”

I have to say that martial arts novels actually have quite a lot of cheating elements, and Kuai Fei himself feels that the words that come out of his mouth are quite martial arts style, which is completely a fairly standard dialogue between the rivers and lakes.

He didn't know that suddenly saying such crazy things might shock the aboriginal friends of this era.

"Oops! My brother! What are you...... What's wrong with it? ”

The hero on the roof was obviously the little friend who was stunned for the first time.

Wu Dalang (Kuai Fei) suddenly said such unbelievable words in his mouth, which frightened the night ranger who was as light as a swallow.

The hero on the roof couldn't help but feel a little sore, and the soles of his feet were unconsciously so soft that he rolled off the roof with his bones.

That look, how ugly it is, how ugly it is, there is no heroic demeanor at all.

Such a commotion on the roof immediately woke up Deng Jiuniang in the fake sleep.

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