Chapter Ninety-Five: Immortals
Ten miles away from the county seat, Zhang Min couldn't help but look back twice, it seemed to be a mistake to get the Son of Heaven to his own territory, not to mention that he didn't get any benefits, and he made a fuss. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Gai Ming'er asked Jia Xu to see if he had a way to do both. After making up his mind, Zhang Min turned around and continued to urge the horse forward, and suddenly saw the sky in front of him twist, and a person appeared out of thin air!
"Something!" Zhang Min was cold, and he held the horse down, and the Danyang soldiers immediately rushed up to protect him.
I saw a Taoist half-standing in the air, holding a three-foot dust, fluttering like a fairy in a chic and free way.
"Immortals?" Zhang Min pushed away the Danyang soldiers in front of him, and secretly shouted two words in his heart, calm! The single person stepped forward to look at the Taoist priest suspended in the air, and asked again: "Monsters?" ”
The Taoist shouted softly: "I don't know that the catastrophe is coming!" ”
"Fujun, you are back!" Chen Zhi ran over to block the front, his eyes fixed on this person, ready to make a move at any time.
If it's really a fairy or something like that, no one can stop it! Zhang Min's palms were sweating, and he had to go to the battlefield a few times, but he was a little more courageous, pretending to be calm, and looked up and asked, "Who dare to ask who you are?" ”
"A certain Lao Tzu sits down and is a boy, Yu Ji is also!"
Yu Ji, it turned out to be this old god stick! Zhang Min was a little uncertain, remembering that Sun Ce's death was also related to this person, and there was also a Zuo Ci who liked to pretend to be a ghost, but he didn't know if it was true or not, try him!
"Even if it is an immortal, it must be supernatural!" Zhang Min waved his hand, and didn't ask him why the disaster came, he first pulled out his bow and arrows from a distance, "Dare to take my arrow!" ”
"Sooner or later, you will die!" Yu Ji swayed left and right in the air, as if he was about to dissipate.
"Look at the arrows!" Zhang Min tried his best to shoot an arrow, and it was in the middle! This Yu Jidao people were shot down directly.
Chen Zhi ran over, but returned with a Taoist robe in his hand, "Fujun, look! ”
The arrow that had just been shot was piercing through the robe. Zhang Min looked around, where was the shadow of the Yu Jidao people, thinking that he had already withdrawn. He took the Dao Yi in his hand and pinched it, and handed it to the Danyang soldier behind him, "Uncle, look at what kind of material this is made of?" ”
"Look at this technique, this fabric, it is the handiwork of our Xuzhou Mulberry Garden!" Danyang soldiers have been fighting on the battlefield for decades, and they have never seen such a scene, so they stabilized their emotions a little, "Fu Jun, this person has extraordinary means, is it really an immortal?" ”
Immortal? Zhang Min thought about it, it seems that this Yu Ji was caught by Sun Ce and cut off his head, and he didn't know if he was really dead or faked death at that time, but Sun Ce was later hit by a poisoned arrow, and his expression was in a trance, and he dreamed that he came to ask for his life, and in a fit of anger, the wound burst out, and a generation of overlords died, which is a bit bluffing.
"The clothes of the gods must be made of tencel, how can they still wear the cloth clothes of our mortals." Zhang Min touched the Taoist robe that shot down again, and pulled it hard, and immediately tore it in half, and his heart was at ease, "I have been a human being in two lives, and I haven't seen a ghost, so where did the gods come from!" Besides, even if there are really immortals, if you want to harm the lives of us mortals, you just need to blow your breath. ”
Throwing the torn Taoist robe aside, "It's just pretending to be a ghost to scare people!" ”
"You are a human being in two lives!" Lu Lingqi, whose face was a little pale, suddenly grabbed something, urged Ma Ma to take two steps forward, and asked suspiciously: "Then what did you do in your previous life?" ”
"Haha, bluff you!" Zhang Min laughed dryly, and accidentally said that he had leaked his mouth! Quickly added, "Look, there is something that obviously doesn't exist, just when I say this, you think it's true, so this thing of the gods is not worth believing." Just look at the Son of Heaven who is known as the Son of Heaven, but even Emperor Qin and Han Wu have not been able to live a hundred years, it can be seen that there is absolutely no such non-human in this world! ”…,
"What Champion Hou said is extremely true!"
At this moment, a man suddenly appeared from the grass next to him! Danyang soldiers were nervous, and immediately surrounded them, and after punching and kicking, more than a dozen big knives pressed over, pressing the man tightly to the ground.
"Champion Hou help!" The man's mouth muttered rapidly: "I was just passing by, I was sleepy for a while, I looked for this bush, hid in it to enjoy the shade, how did I know that I would suffer such an unwarranted disaster!" ”
"Stop fighting, bring someone here." Zhang Min shouted, it seemed that Danyang Bing and the others were still a little afraid of the so-called gods or ghosts just now, or they wouldn't have moved nervously when they saw someone.
"I have heard that the champion Hou Ren is unparalleled, but I didn't expect that his subordinates were all a group of violent horsemen." This person's face was bruised and purple, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and he was afraid that one or two teeth would be knocked out, but he did not relent, and sneered: "Most of the people in the world are deceitful and famous, it seems that your champion Hou is nothing more than that, and if you pull out your face, you are just a butcher!" ”
"Fujun, I abolished him!" Danyang Bing roared viciously, and the big knife was about to slash down in one fell swoop.
"Come on, I'm afraid you won't make it!" This person's neck was stalked, facing the big knife in Danyang Bing's hand, "Grandpa is standing here, and you will chop me if you have a kind!" ”
"When I don't dare!" Danyang soldiers have killed countless people all their lives. Hearing what he said, he didn't say anything, first insulted his lord and didn't say it, but at this time he dared to be hard-mouthed, and he really wanted to cut it down.
"Uncle, I'll ask him a few words, it's not too late for you to do it again!" Zhang Min hurriedly shouted to stop the person, stepped forward and wiped the person's scattered hair back, and looked at it carefully, if the bruises on his face were removed, the whole thing would be white!
"Look at what, look!" The man tilted his head and glared at Danyang Bing, "If you kind of you're going to let him kill me!" ”
"Yes, there are many ways to die, why do you have to choose this kind of unpopular way to die, I can introduce you to a face-saving one, such as dying on a woman's belly, commonly known as dying under the peony flower and being a ghost!" Zhang Min teased casually, and patted him on the shoulder again, "Okay, a big man doesn't want to die or live, they hit you in a hurry, you scolded me again, everyone is even, since you know who I am, I don't know what your name is." ”
"Yang Dezu!" The man simply said, "I know what you want to know, but why should I tell you!" ”
"Since the prince asked, if you dare not say it, I will find a fat woman of three hundred catties and put it in a pit with you, and let your peony flower die sooner or later!" Danyang Bing was enlightened and did not threaten with force anymore.
Zhang Min couldn't help but smile when he saw this Yang Dezu's face change greatly, it seems that this method is effective against most men, especially this kind of man who seems to have a habit of cleanliness, "Since you know what I want to know, then you tell me, I can agree to you a request within the scope of my ability, first declare, except for things that hurt heaven and reason!" ”
"The Taoist priest floating in the air just now is fake, he is really hiding in the forest over there, and he is estimated to have escaped." Yang Dezu lay in the grass early in the morning and saw it clearly, "I didn't expect you to be a little timid, if it were a mortal, you would have been scared to your knees." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Min secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that Yu Ji was really pretending to be a ghost and scaring people. It's just that I haven't been able to figure it out, what trick can be so like?
"I'll go take a look!" Danyang Bing picked up his knife and strode towards the forest on the left.
"Uncle Zhi, you go with me!" Zhang Min was afraid that something would happen to the Danyang soldiers, so he hurriedly ordered Chen to speak.
"Good!" Chen dismounted and rushed over with a sword.
Yang Dezu rubbed the bruises on his face, with a bitter and hateful expression, "Now it's your turn!" ”…,
"You say!" Zhang Min was interested in seeing what he would ask, if he was a little embarrassed, he agreed and kept dragging it out, haha, it dragged on for decades, and when everyone died of old age, it would naturally not count.
"My father was forcibly sent by you to work in the official field, but he is an old man, and this kind of hard work is really impossible to do, you just let him go home, and he will not be the captain of that Raushzi!"
"Captain?" Zhang Min touched his chin, could this person be the son of Zhu Jun? and immediately vetoed it, one surnamed Zhu and the other surnamed Yang, and they couldn't pull together, "Who is your father?" I'll ask him to come back. ”
"Champion Hou counts when he speaks, and his father's words come first!"
For this answer, Zhang Min had a headache, this Yang Dezu's father seems to be named Yang Wenxian, and he has the same surname as the captain Yang Biao, as for whether it is the same person, it is really difficult to distinguish.
"It's you!" Lu Lingqi, who was just frightened by Yu Ji next to her, came to life at this time, and suddenly said: "You shameless Yang Xiu!" ”
What is the situation? Zhang Min was stunned for a moment, pulled Lu Lingqi, and asked in surprise, "What did you just call him?" ”
"Yang Xiu!" Lu Lingqi clenched her fists, "This person is not a good thing, he bullied women on the street back then, and I caught him and beat him hard!" ”
Yang Dezu also glanced at Lu Lingqi carefully, but recognized it. In an instant, his face was very ugly, and he suddenly recalled an unbearable picture in his mind. One day when he was spending all day drinking, a woman suddenly rushed in, without saying a word, slapped him twice, and declared that he would cut off relations with him from now on, never get along with each other, and then run out with tears!
This woman is the person who even has a three-life covenant with his childhood sweetheart, and suddenly he didn't care about eating and drinking, abandoned the Jiao'er in his arms, and chased him out disheveled.
Then I met Lu Lingqi who was playing on the street, this chick thought he was molesting women on the street, and without saying a word, she put him on the ground with a flying kick, and then beat him hard!
"So it's you vixen!" New hatred and old hatred came to his heart together, Yang Xiu just scolded, but immediately covered his mouth, how dare he reason with a woman!
I just want to find a place to cry, just because of the shrew in front of him, he didn't catch up with his woman.
"Hmph, dare to be hard-mouthed, see if I don't teach you a lesson again!" Lu Lingqi jumped off the horse and was about to do it.
"Slow down!" Zhang Min came back to his senses and hurriedly stopped Lu Lingqi, but he never thought that this little white in front of him turned out to be Yang Xiu!