Session 1: Black Holes!
Su Wenming woke up with a blank mind, as if he had lost his memory, seeing that the surrounding environment was so unfamiliar, he was very panicked, he looked at the yellowed birch beams on the roof, looked at the hot pit, there was a small square table on the pit, there was a wardrobe next to the wall, and then the window, the window was snow-white. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info here and there, Su Wenming pulled his hair, what's going on, who is this, oh my God! Don't panic, calm down. Su Wenming wanted to scream, sitting on the pit in a daze, drooling like Alzheimer's disease, desperately reminiscing.
Finally Su Wenming remembered, crossed over, a stream of memory fragments poured into his mind, Su Wenming breathed a sigh of relief, it's good to have a memory, now it's much calmer, I was really scared to death just now. Yesterday, it seemed that I drank too much with Mr. Bi Maokang and Mr. Wu Youke, because the frontier town was not safe, and I was afraid that Mr. Wu would be in danger, so I took him back to the Mohe tribe a few days ago.
Yesterday, Mr. Bi said that Mo Tie's glider is almost the same, but it is still not strong, and it will fall apart after flying for an hour. I rub! I almost turned my back on myself. What the hell! This Mo Tie is really idle! I'll see what's going on later. Birds, this Mo Tie, can't wait to make a very old glider, let the horse run back and forth, and it can really fly! Fly back and your ears and nose almost freeze off!
Mo Tie was so excited, enjoying that everyone worshiped him like a god, holding the glider and kissing him, no one could move. Song Yingxing is also a bastard, and he can come up with the idea of putting glass on the glider to prevent the wind! What a fucking scientific genius! Also secretly improved the glider with Mo Tie.
Su Wenming touched his swollen head, thinking that this amnesia was getting worse and worse, since he returned to Mohe, it was very serious, and even Doctor Wu didn't recruit him, saying that the big leader was not far from a fool, so let's prepare for the future, oh no, it's allowed to be raised, and it will be a waste in the future. The leaders patted their chests excitedly and swore to Su Wenming, saying that it doesn't matter if the big boss really becomes a fool and a waste, if we eat a mouthful of meat, the big boss will have a mouthful of soup to drink, get out! What a man! I can't be sure if these bastards will give themselves a bone, or the kind without a little meat.
What the hell is going on with this amnesia, Su Wenming got off the kang and looked around the house, nothing special, and suddenly remembered a very favorite web novel, the curse of the eyes, the closer to the eye station, the faster he died, could it be that he was also cursed! Shrimp case! You must pay attention to science, you can't be superstitious, Su Wenming comforted himself with fear. But the cruelty of reality is in front of you, you can't help but look at it directly, if you continue like this, you will really become an idiot, or you will really become a dural. Bomu Bogol! You will lose the advanced memory of the future generations, and you will have no advantage at all, how can you save the earth without the advanced memories of the future generations! Save humanity! cough cough cough, the ideal is a bit huge, to put it mildly, how can you save the tribe and the Ming without the memory of the afterlife.
Su Wenming was sad for himself, tears welled up in his eyes, sobbing, birds! What a world! Cross it, cross it, forget if there is no benefit or welfare, but there are a lot of side effects, make yourself a fool, find someone to cry! If there is a time and space travel bureau, Su Wenming will definitely make a big-character poster sit-in protest, and no one will leave! Tell me why! Fortunately, at least the guns have come out, and the general policy and route in the future have been made clear to the leaders of the Flying Eagle Group, and everything that should be explained has been explained anyway, so it is almost dug and buried, alas.
Wolide came in in a hurry, looked at Su Wenming with a smile and greeted: "Hello big leader, wake up, hey, why are you crying, sister-in-law has beaten you again, drink less in the future." "Su Wenming is so angry, I really want to give Wolid two panda eyes, I really don't like to deal with such a rotten person. Su Wenming walked back and forth in the house, look here and there, one of Wolid's eyes also followed Su Wenming, there is nothing special in this room, is there a baby! Thinking of this, Wolid actually started to move! Flip here and there. Su Wenming's face turned green, and he kicked Wallid in the leg and shouted, "Hi hi! What to turn over! "Help the big boss find the treasure, the one who sees it has a share, but you can't swallow it alone!" Wipe! Su Wenming drank milk tea helplessly, flip it, maybe you can find something, this fatal problem is not good if you don't find the reason, Staff Officer Yang also came in, and without saying a word, he also rummaged around, completely ignoring the existence of the owner of the house, so that the bright operation entered the house treasure hunt.
The grandson of Wo Lide directly pulled down the felt on the kang, and a burst of kang soil floated in the house, so choking, it was too much! Su Wenming was just about to go up and kick Warlid off the kang, but Wallid, who only listened, trembled and screamed: "Big leader! What is it! It's scary! "Something good! Su Wenming rushed to the kang in a burst of excitement, and Staff Officer Yang also rushed up, only to see a human figure collapsed in the middle of the kang!
The human figure on the pit is the same height as Su Wenming, very shallow and shallow, this is not the point, the point is that there is a tail in the middle! It's so small, it's so small that you can't see it. Wolid and Staff Officer Yang scanned Su Wenming's file with contemptuous eyes, and Su Wenming was angry and covered the file and yelled at the two bad guys: "This is not mine!" I'm so big, so big! The two nodded understandingly, "Look! Warlid and Staff Officer Yang pointed to the figure on the kang and shouted in surprise! Su Wenming looked at the human form, God! The head of the humanoid begins to spin! The earth-like Milky Way galaxy is spinning, slowly rotating, and a small black hole begins to appear in the middle! The earthy Milky Way with humanoid heads is spinning faster and faster! The black hole in the middle is getting bigger! From the size of a coin to an egg-sized black hole in an instant! From time to time, there is a powerful attraction in the black hole, pulling the earth-like galaxy around it.
The Soviet civilization collapsed, knowing what a black hole means, destruction! What to do?! No trick! Alas, it's over, the black hole is slowly getting bigger, and it is estimated that it won't be long before it swallows the entire tribe, the entire Daming. Or this plane will be swallowed up by this little black hole. Su Wenming looked at the two of them with a pale face, these two were so white, and they were scared enough, they looked at Su Wenming in horror, they didn't dare to come out, and asked Su Wenming with his eyes what was going on, Su Wenming used all his strength to burst out two words from his mouth: "Destruction!" "Ahh Big Boss, what's going on?! Have we sinned against the gods, and the gods will punish us? "Alas, Su Wenming couldn't tell these two ancients what the black hole was, and in later generations, Su Wenming also watched a film about the universe, saying that there is also a black hole under our solar system, but I don't know when it will start.
According to Su Wenming's understanding, when he traveled from another time and space, he brought a small magnetic field that activated the black hole, and it can also be said that Su Wenming himself was the key and switch. Boy! It's a key that can run! What the hell is going on?! It's a big game! That's why I always have amnesia, it's this small black hole that erases my memory, and I want to stuff the key of Su Wenming into the hole, which is very ambiguous, and then activate the bigger black hole under the solar system in this space-time, so that I can devour everything in large chunks.
What to do! Su Wenming's brain is running at a high speed, since he is a black hole key, it stands to reason that this black hole should be able to be opened and closed, and this time and space is the power to start the operation of this black hole, on the other hand, whether he can also close this black hole, how to close it, just don't wait for the black hole to get bigger and swallow it alive, just jump in, and dig the pit in a spare way.
Thinking of this, Su Wenming's chrysanthemum was soft, and his internal organs trembled for a while, and he was extremely uncomfortable, and he was going to die again, so he tried it. Su Wenming looked at the frightened Wardred and Stafflor Yang sadly and said: "If I am gone, Valent is the leader of the Flying Eagle, continue what I have not done, brothers, see you in the next life!" After speaking, he stretched out his hands and stuffed them into the black hole, and Wolid and Staff Officer Yang hurriedly grabbed Su Wenming and shouted: "Big leader, no!" Su Wenming's hands were instantly firmly sucked by the black hole, and he suddenly felt that his hands were cold and piercing, and his whole body felt tightened, and he was pulled by the strong black hole gravity, and his shoulders were about to break.
Su Wenming bowed his head and yelled at Wolid, who was holding his waist: "You fucking let go!" Lao Tzu's hand is about to break! Wallid said in a hideous voice: "Don't let go!" Big Boss! You go there, I'll go there! When you get there, you have to have a companion, it's the gods who cut the hell! Staff Officer Yang hugged Su Wenming's legs and said fiercely: "That's it!" Let's go down here and be a companion! Buddha blocks and kills Buddha! God blocks and kills God! Su Wenming was moved and painful and yelled at Staff Officer Yang: "Don't fucking pull my pants!" It's all exposed! ”
The black hole is getting bigger and bigger, like a basin! Little by little, he pulled Su Wenming, Wo Lide, and Yang Staff Officers. At this time, Su Wenming was so painful, his arms were all sucked into the black hole, the cold and piercing feeling spread from his hands to his whole body, his body trembled involuntarily, his teeth were fighting, and his face was frosty. The cold air of this black hole actually crawled slowly towards Wolid and Staff Officer Yang like a poisonous snake, and in an instant, there was frost on their faces for a while, exhaling the cold air, and swinging.
How could Staff Officer Yang and a weak scholar stand this cold, and rubbed Su Wenming's thigh hard to keep warm, making Su Wenming nauseous, and said to the two of them with tears: "Good brothers, let them go!" Live well, finish what I haven't done, I will always remember your affection, let it go! "Don't let it go! Die to die together! I can't put it if I want to, it's frozen! Su Wenming shook off the two popsicles on his nose, trying to use all his strength to shake off the two peggies on his body, so that he could be more comfortable in the black hole. Suddenly, Su Wenming's frozen fingers felt as if they had touched something, and they rubbed from his left hand to his right hand, and instinctively reacted Su Wenming's stiff right fingers with difficulty, and he actually grabbed this floating object!
Su Wenming grabbed the object floating in his hand with a strong will, what a familiar feeling, it's a mobile phone! That's right! It's a mobile phone!
Su Wenming's right hand actually grabbed the phone in the small black hole! It's so fucking exciting! What is it like to be able to touch a familiar object in this ancient world, and it is like meeting your first love. Su Wenming involuntarily habitually pressed the dial button, only to hear the sound of "ding", the black hole suddenly lost its strong attraction, and the strong inertia slammed Su Wenming and the three of them off the kang, the posture was quite beautiful, and they fell to the ground into a three-person stacked arhat. The little black hole in the kang slammed, and the entire kang collapsed! The house was filled with dust, the kang soil was fluttering everywhere, making people unable to open their eyes, and the charcoal ash accumulated in the kang for many years also drifted with the air waves of the small black hole, making people's eyes itch, and the smell of ash charcoal in the kang hole was like a stinky fart that rushed straight to the nostrils of the three people, Wo Lide almost fainted, and asked Su Wenming dissatisfied: "Big leader, you farted, you can still release it after this attraction, it's really delicious." Su Wenming's face turned green, he looked at the kang and said, "Get out of the way!" It's not the smell of fart, it's the smell of kang ash. Su Wenming looked at the mobile phone in his hand excitedly, and lowered the voice of Staff Officer Yang: "Second master, can you come down first and then chat?" "Why? That's good. The two said nonchalantly, "Because I'm below you!" The two were taken aback when they heard this, and hurriedly looked at Yang Fuji, who was foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes up, looking like he was about to fart. The two of them hurriedly got up and pulled up Yang Fuji, Yang Fuji relieved himself and took a long breath, and then coughed violently stimulated by the kang ash, which was really a bit back.
Yang Fuji pointed at the kang with a pale face, and Su Wenming nodded and said, "Well, the kang has collapsed." Yang Fuji rolled his eyes for a while and nodded vigorously, Su Wenming nodded again: "God forgive us, we don't have to die." That's all I can say. Staff Officer Yang's face was better, and he was relaxed for a while, and finally there was no danger and he picked up a life.