Comrades...... I mean, fellow comrades, have you ever heard the joke about a failed crossing? What the? Haven't heard of it? Then I can talk about it briefly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

For example, when a certain house travels back, he faintly feels that he has the spirit of a king and is full of righteousness. When I opened my eyes, I saw a plate of meatloaf in front of me, fragrant, and I happened to be hungry, so I picked up the meatloaf and munched on it. Unexpectedly, an envoy next to him smiled treacherously: "Xibo, is the meat cake given by the king delicious?" ”

It's a sad story of eating some kind of unspeakable meat as soon as I crossed over.

But he's not the worst. I know that there is a sister who has fallen into the country and the city after crossing, but the first thing I heard was: "Concubine, Uncle Yang Guozhong was killed!" ”

The first buddy can still survive for a while, and there is still a glimmer of life in the way to break the game, but the sisters in the back are really called every day, and the earth is not spiritual, so they can only be hanged on the tree by a white silk.

And I, Zhen Xiaoren, another unlucky but glorious and great traverser, although not as miserable as the previous two, is not much better.

Because, I have traveled to a parallel time and space where the Ming Dynasty lived in the information age! The engineering knowledge in my head is not of use for a dime.

Woo woo, I am very unfortunate to be wearing the soul, and I have received another cramming education. But since God has closed a door for me, it has also opened a window for me -- I can still be a glorious and great scribe, and tinker with the articles I have read in my previous life and apply them to my imperial examination.

Well, you are not mistaken, the Ming Dynasty still did not cancel the imperial examination in the twentieth century. Although it has been reduced to an ornament and continues to exist because of the tradition of thousands of years, it is still a cultural and entertainment event that people all over the country pay attention to. Well, Entertainment, you read that right.

And the unlucky me, I was forced by my teacher to participate, and I won the fourth place in the second class by relying on the plagiarized article - unfortunately, I am the legendary Tanhua if I go one step further - sadly, I am not surnamed Li.

According to common sense, since I have such qualifications, then I should be recognized by the government with an honorary title such as Hanlin Bachelor, and then sent to a university or a place like the Writers' Association to have a leisurely meal, and I will not have to worry about eating and drinking for the rest of my life. But who would have thought, after receiving the letter of appointment, I found out that it was written on the Broken Leaf County Order!

I*****! I really don't want to swear, but I'm going crazy! It's not because Jinshi can still be awarded a real shortage in this year, but because the establishment of Broken Leaf County only exists in name, in fact, as early as more than half a century ago, Broken Leaf was taken away from the Ming Dynasty by Tsarist Russia......

What do you mean by granting me this so-called prefectural order?

"Don't be impatient, Zishu, you also know that the current Jinshi are all false titles, and you are no exception, you don't need to go to the front line to work hard." Wang Zhuo, a bachelor who presided over the imperial examination, comforted me like this, "Because the sentence in your article, 'every inch of mountains and rivers, every inch of blood', and 'men, women and children have the responsibility to defend the land' have recently become popular among the people, so ...... I need you, the author, to go to the frontier to defend the border for the country, and make an example for the people of the Ming Dynasty to boost the people's hearts......"

Zishu is my word.

"......" When I heard the words of the scholar, I was silent, is this a self-inflicted sin, and I can't live?

Now that this is the case, what else can I do? I could only pack my luggage, roll up the covers, wave goodbye to the villagers, and board the airship to Ili. After wandering in the sky for almost a day, I arrived at the Ili Bu Political Envoy Division.

As I expected, there were already quite a few reporters waiting for me at the airship flat, and as soon as I got off the airship, I surrounded me.

Although the reporters of this Ming Dynasty are still relatively reserved and not as crazy as the paparazzi I have met in my life, there are still reporters who repeatedly ask what is "hand-picked", what "Mr. is so talented but he doesn't get the champion and is not angry" and other very tricky questions, which makes me a little annoyed.

I had no choice but to recite two sentences, "The life and death of the country is profitable, and the cause of misfortune tends to be avoided", and two more shouts of "na?ve" and "Too young, too simple Tucson break"! I managed to get out of these guys' encirclement.

Haha, it seems that the experience of being a membrane mage in the previous life is still somewhat useful.

To be honest, I had hoped that the Ili envoy would send someone to pick me up and set me up for a reception or something, but it was obvious that I had thought too much, and I would have to hire a car to transport the salute to the predetermined dormitory, while I myself would need to report to him at the envoy's mansion. Although I have been on the news a few times and have become a little famous in Daming, I am still just a small shrimp in front of these big guys.

It's hard to die. People say that the seventh-grade sesame official, but I, the seventh-rank official, are not even as powerful as the nine-rank - it's really awkward to say this. In other words, I, a department-level cadre, don't even like me as a section chief.

Alas, it is difficult to read, it is difficult to cross, and it is even more difficult to be an official.

Getting out of the car, I looked up at the towering plaque of the informal mansion, and I handed the prayer note to the porter. Along with the prayer post, there are also a few tickets that cannot be expressed.

Because the Ming Dynasty completed the modernization process independently, there are many "dross". For example, the residence of the political envoy is still the model of the former government and the rear residence. Well, think the White House is kind of similar to this? Ahem, but there is no White House in this world, not even the United States of America, but the Seventh Province of Burgundy...... Many countries have disappeared, and many countries that do not exist hold the hegemony of this world. Having lived here for more than 20 years, I have long since become accustomed to this slightly disagreeable feeling.

"Ah, it turned out to be Zishu's nephew! I was busy with official business, and it was really rude that I couldn't pick you up at the airship flat. "Unexpectedly, Chen Siying, the political envoy of Yilibu, actually went out to greet me in person.

I was flattered: "The kid doesn't do it. The dry city of the Principality of Chen, the Great Ming Pillar Stone, and the next is just an ignorant scholar, how dare he let Chen Gongjun be honored.

"What you say is too angry, aside from the official identity, I have the same friendship with your teacher." Chen Siying laughed, "What's more, you are a famous young hero all over the country, like a milk tiger roaring, and I am already in the twilight, no matter how I say it, I can't snub you." ”

This is true. My teacher and guardian Qian Ruoshan seemed to have studied at Guozijian University with the person in front of him back then, and they were still classmates, but I thought that the person in front of me might not remember, after all, my teacher is currently only a Yezui cannon, and Chen Siying, who is a feudal official, are completely two classes of people......

"Your Excellency praised it." I could only smile wryly and bow down. These days, the muscles on my face are almost frozen with laughter.

"Let's go, let's talk about it in the house first, and I'll set up a banquet for you in the evening......"