After getting drunk, Yue Lao mistakenly tied up black and white impermanence, so Yu Le went to the underworld to untie the pair of good friends.

Erlang Shen's roaring dog fell in love with the jade rabbit of Chang'e's family, and Yu Le flew to Guanghan Palace to propose.

Sun Wukong drank the water of the Zimu River, and he was still pregnant after all......

If you have trouble, find fun.

This saying is widely spread in the Three Realms, and they all praise Yule as a good public servant.

A good public servant is happy, but it stems from a conspiracy that pours the sky, and the gods and Buddhas, demons and monsters are all calculated.

Yu Le set himself a small goal to maintain world peace.

Lighthearted, humorous, warm. Rubbing the buttocks for the gods is always a bit embarrassing, so this book is also called "The Great Embarrassment".

Part 1

Chapter 1: Don't Look at Me as Just a Sheep

"Brother Le, you also graduated from college, it's time to take your brothers into the city to do a big career, right?"

On the farmer's kang, the banquet has come to an end.

The person who said this was called Erdan, he was a fat man, with a round head and a round head and a round belly, and he often showed a cheap smile on his face.

The college student who is respected as Brother Le is named Yu Le, and the darkness on his face has not faded much, if you look closely, it can be regarded as thick eyebrows and big eyes.

I drank a lot of inferior liquor, and Yu Le spoke with a bit of a big tongue: "Don't be in a hurry to take you, brother has to slow down." Otherwise, brother will take Xiaofang to do a big career first? ”

"Okay! Xiaofang, you take it and use it first......" Erdan burped, propped his hands on his thighs, and squinted his eyes vigorously.

Before he finished speaking, he received a chopstick on his head, "Fatty, if you don't talk nonsense, you'll die, right?" ”

Xiao Fang tied two braids, chubby, white and tender, shaved shoulders and bee waist, the big places were quite big, and the movements were still shaking.

Anger is real anger, knocking is real knocking, shaking is really shaking, and the room is full of happy air.

On New Year's Day, Erdan and Xiaofang got engaged. Yu Le didn't catch up in the city, and when he went home for the New Year, Erdan specially made up a table of wedding wine for him.

There are also four people accompanying the guests, all of whom are friends who grew up together.

It was difficult for Shanliwa to go to school, and many dropped out of school.

Xiao Fanggui is the daughter of the village chief's family and barely made it to the second year of high school. Erdan is the son of the village accountant, and his path to study was shorter, and he only went to the first year of high school.

The engagement of these two can be regarded as a strong alliance of the second generation of the village.

Coupled with Yu Le, the peers in the whole village also went to high school.

When I was in school, the three friends went all the way over the mountains and mountains, some fighting, some talking and laughing.

Xiaofang's family conditions are the best, and the food is good, Yu Le actually followed the light, but the second egg was isolated outside.

Of course, if it weren't for the guidance of Yu Le, a scholar, Xiaofang might have dropped out of school a long time ago, but she didn't make it to the end.

In middle school, Yule was brilliant. But he didn't expect that the glory came too early and faded too quickly, and the pinnacle of life was actually the college entrance examination?

Yu Le is the first college student in Soahutun and the first college student in Shili Baxiang.

The outside world is very big, and everything is too difficult for a mountain girl who is entering the city for the first time.

Yu Le, who has a high opinion of himself since he was a child, suddenly found that he couldn't do this, that couldn't do that, and couldn't do anything.

The worst thing is that even the academic performance is not as good as others...... It's all tears.

In college, Yule has no sense of existence, and he walks alone.

After graduating, Yu Le sent flyers, sold insurance, worked as a second-hand housing agent, and delivered couriers......

The one who has been working the longest should be the delivery brother, who has been working until Chinese New Year's Eve before returning home for the New Year.

Hehe, lead your friends into the city to deliver couriers?

Hehe, it's really a big business......

"Brother Le, we're not in a hurry, you lay the foundation in the city first." Some friends toasted again, with some compliments in their affection, and subconsciously bridged the gap in identity.

"Well said, well said!" Yu Le also drank it all again, his lips were stiff, the wine trickled down the corners of his mouth, and his front was wet.

"Brother Le can't drink anymore!" Xiao Fang stopped the next little friend, and suddenly noticed something, but he was not very sure - Brother Le didn't seem to be happy, as if he was borrowing wine to drown his sorrows?

The person named Xiaofang has a delicate heart, and he blushes unconsciously, but fortunately he drank some wine.

"Hehe, happy, I'm so happy today!" Yu Le actually couldn't sit up straight.

"Erdan, you send Brother Le home, Brother Le was drunk by you!" Xiao Fang glared at Erdan, and then swept the four friends fiercely.

The friends all laughed innocently, and said nonsense, "Brother Le is a good person, he is still the same as when he was a child, there is no shelf at all!" ”

"No, no, I can do it!" Yu Le, who didn't have a shelf at all, went out with a smile.

The night in the mountain village is the real night.

The sky is full of stars, and the ground is full of fingers.

The cold wind blows, the stomach is hot, and the so-called wine strengthens people's courage.

Yu Le suddenly had the feeling of returning to his home field, and gritted his teeth and quickened his pace.

I'm Yule!

I'm the best in ten miles and eight towns!

I'm going to be able to do a great job!

"Don't look at me as just a sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes bluer because of me, and the white clouds become ...... because of me"

"Poof!"

Yu Le, who looked up at the starry sky, stepped into the gutter with pride, and fell on a wise and powerful horse.

No one saw it, right?

Yu Le looked around for the first time.

Luckily, only a few dog barks were heard. What is the most annoying thing about the pastoral dog, which is going to run over and grab the heat?

Yu Le fumbled, and sure enough, he picked up a stone, but the pastoral dog ran away alertly.

The mud in the gutter was frozen, and it didn't hurt much to fall.

What's more important is that it's not too dirty, otherwise it wouldn't be clear......

Yu Le staggered home, and fell on the kang in the middle of the room.

The old lady brought a hot towel over, wiped Yu Le's face, took off her shoes and socks and covered the quilt.

Yu Lemo vaguely heard the old lady's complaints, "Erdan, that stinky boy, how can you make Lele drink like this!" I'll settle accounts with him tomorrow. ”

"Lele came back from the city, and they all held the two eggs, and they had been inquiring earlier." Dad knocked on the dry tobacco pouch, and said slowly and logically, but he was full of pride, "Who made our baby have a chance?" Convenient things, we still have to help, and our baby can't forget this. ”

"And you smoke your dry tobacco, it stinks to death! Didn't Lele buy you cigarettes? "The old lady seems to be snatching her father's dry tobacco pouch.

"I have to smoke cigarettes, and many families invite me to eat and drink, and I can't even spare my days!" Daddy laughed.

"Didn't people look at Lele's face? Don't you dare to promise anything, don't let Lele spend too much effort......"

It's still the old lady who is shrewd, Yu Le smiled bitterly at the corner of her mouth.

I'd like to make some effort, but I don't have the strength.

The friends are full of expectations, and the villagers seem to be the same. The mountain roads are long and closed, and even people who go out to work in the village are rare. Even if someone went into the city and wandered around, they all came back in disgrace - the people in the city did not get along well......

But now, don't we have people in the city?

Yu Le is bitter and self-aware.

The city people treat me like a countryman, and the country people treat me as a city person, and I don't know if I'm a special person.

I'm just a sheep!

It's cold in the mountains, but the fire pit is hot. Maybe the old lady was still worried about freezing her son, so she deliberately added an extra fire.

In fact, Yu Le is not used to sleeping in the fire pit, it is hard and hot, but he has never told his mother about it.

Yu Le fell asleep deeply, and sure enough, he dreamed that the green grass was more fragrant, the sky was bluer, and the white clouds were more ...... This one is not too soft.

The waist is panicked.

Yu Le woke up in the middle of the night, reached out and touched it, and actually found a heavy stone.

Suddenly, the room was full of brilliance!

The brilliance is like the stars gathering, and it actually gathers into an old man with crane hair and a childish face!