I was discharged from the hospital, and then I became famous -- and now, wherever I go, I am surrounded by tabloid reporters asking all sorts of such difficult questions. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

For example, what is the relationship between me and Her Royal Highness the Princess, what is the relationship between me and Grandpa Xu, and am I the legendary bisexual or something...... Double, your sister, double! I'm a straight man!

But is it really useful to argue vigorously on this kind of question? I feel like it's just going to get darker and darker, woo woo woo...... Hawkers, forget it, what celebrity doesn't have one or two scandals on him? It doesn't matter what is written in those tabloids, as long as the content in the big newspapers is normal.

The scandals have gone away with time, and now the question is, what should I do to do - well, you see, I'm free. It would be nice if I aspired to be an idler, but I'm a person who wants to be in the picture!

Although I was in the limelight as a member of the Special Operations Team, my awkward identity problem was not completely resolved.

First of all, I am not a soldier, I am a seventh-rank official belonging to the civilian ranks—or, according to Red Huaxia, a department-level cadre. But at the same time, on the side of the civil service, I, the seventh-rank official, have no real name - the county order of Broken Leaves, just a fictitious title with a dead salary! No one came to invite me to dinner, no one to give me gifts, and no one to do any official business...... However, according to the regulations of the imperial court, I could only stay under the command of the Ili Bu envoy to eat idle food, and I had no way to do anything else.

I was remembered by the tabloid media, but forgotten by the imperial court.

Could it be...... Because of my status as a traverser, I was feared by the above? As I already said, it is very likely that my identity has been discovered by the old Zhu family, otherwise how could a former spy leader become my guardian!

To be honest, I was a little apprehensive. In that case, I would be too poor in my life, but I don't have any advantage in dealing with the natives of this parallel plane.

After thinking about it, I decided to give my old man a call: "Hey, old man, are you there?" ”

"Playing mahjong, I don't have time to pay attention to you!" I didn't expect him to hang up the phone directly after saying a word impatiently.

Damn, don't bring this to play!

So I called him again: "Master, I am in trouble, continue to ask for help, ask for help!" ”

"Hey, boy, what's going on again, you want me to wipe your ass? If you say yes in advance, I can only give you some ideas, but it will definitely not help you in any practical way. The old man snorted, "If I lose money today, it's on you!" ”

Alas, when are you not going to lose money? If you can earn a couple of dates, my name will be written upside down!

Of course, I don't dare to say this, but I still want to be honest about other things: "Old man, don't make trouble, I know that you are actually the spy leader of Jinyiwei, and you can definitely help the apprentices......"

"Hey, who told you that? I'm going to peel him off! "My old man just said the creepy words so calmly. At the same time, the noisy sound of playing mahjong on the other side of the phone has disappeared, and it seems that my old man has moved somewhere.

"Uh, Master Chen Siying ...... "Well, I'd like to see how you picked the skin of a second-grade master."

"Cut, the old immortal." My old man let out a contemptuous laugh.

"Hey, old man, you used to be a spy of the Jinyiwei, right? Admit it so happily? I said, why don't you associate with any friends who have official status, co-authoring for fear of getting into trouble! "Some things that I didn't understand before suddenly became clear. I had long felt that my teacher was not an ordinary person, but I didn't expect it...... It's just that the identity is so special.

"What, isn't that weird? I used to work for a while, but then I realized that this job was not to my liking, so I quit. "The old man said it lightly, and I was terrified to hear it.

My goodness, I never knew that Jinyiwei was a place to quit if you wanted to! What's more, judging from Chen Siying's tone, the status of the old man in my family will definitely not be low......

"Tell me, what the hell is there that I need to come up with. I said that you are not too young, what is the matter with asking me as a teacher to help all day long, I am not your nanny. The old man was getting a little impatient.

"That, I think, I'm idle, and now I don't have any work, so I can only stay in Ili and eat leisure...... I think it may be because I offended the princess...... "I hesitated for a while, but I still didn't dare to mention anything about crossing." Wouldn't it be too sad if everything was just wishful thinking on my part, scaring myself!

"Offended the princess, hey, you kid bumped into the peach blossom robbery?" I couldn't see the other side of the phone, but I could already imagine my old man blowing his beard and glaring.

"Old man, the conscience of heaven and earth, I have always been loyal to my little junior sister!" I'm calling this a grievance, my friends who used to date me know that I'm an honest person, and I never mess with flowers, as for Zhu Ya and Ou Ti, it can only be said that it is fate! I only have comradeship with them, and they took the initiative to come up inexplicably...... Uh, gentlemen, do you believe my truth? Anyway, I believe it myself, as for whether my old man believes it or not?

"Boy, you're a liar! The scandal about you has long been spread on the streets and alleys, and everyone knows about it, so you tell me this? I'm not Alzheimer's yet! If it weren't for the fact that you are also an official now, I would have sat on Ili's airship and beaten you with chrysanthemums all over your face! ”

"Don't, don't be old, this Ili is very dangerous, the front line is dozens of kilometers away, and I will receive a few Soviet shells at both ends in three days, if something happens to you, the little junior sister will have to castrate me."

"Castrate? Hmph, is that girl willing? Look at you little bunny, you talk so insincerely...... Tsk, tell me about you, you look very good, but you always drop the chain at critical moments, who is this? ”

You ask me, I ask who to go! Didn't you bring me back from the orphanage? I sighed: "Tell me, old man, what should I do now?" ”

"I'll give you three strategies." The old man thought about it for a moment and gave the answer I wanted.

"Talk about it, talk about it!"

"The best policy, you continue to build momentum in the media, hype yourself up a little more, and then take advantage of the momentum to move upward. Zhongce, meet Chen Siying in person, and force Chen to express his ambition to serve the country, with his authority, plus my face, you should be able to break this dilemma. Down, you come to Jinyiwei to do it! I still have some old acquaintances, so it's not a problem to introduce you. ”