Chapter 103: The Fourteenth Day of the First Lunar Month
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Let Ximen Xiu play the leading role is purely helpless.
Originally, Wu Kai was optimistic that she would play the female number one, but later in order to be able to perfectly take over the female sumo, he had to add some passion scenes to the heroine - and then let her play, Wu Kai was a little unhappy.
So he gave her the male number one, anyway, she couldn't find a young man who was innocent and had good acting skills for a while.
There is little gossip, but it is said that Ximen Xiu is in the ring, and he sings and reads [mainly reading] to give a rough idea of the background of the story, and he is about to stage a scene where he encounters an injured white fox on the road and takes him home, and suddenly a boo broke out in the audience:
"What the hell?! What about sumo, why don't you perform sumo?! ”
"Yes, we're going to watch sumo!"
"Sumo! Sumo! ”
Originally, when everyone saw a little girl dressed as a man on stage, they thought it was some kind of eye-catching show, but who knew that the Ximen Show on the stage actually sang a small song.
So they started clamoring together!
Where has Ximen Xiu seen this?
Even if she was scared and trembled, unable to speak, and didn't have any lines, she was thrown out of the clouds.
Fortunately, Wu Kai had expected it, reminded the relevant people in time, and continued the plot in the form of voiceover, and Ximen Xiu stumbled and took the injured white fox [skin] off the stage amid a boo from the audience.
A group of staff immediately stepped forward and replaced all the background boards and props, creating the appearance of a simple house, and the white fox was placed by them at the most conspicuous bedside.
"The kind-hearted Wu Xuan didn't know that what he brought home was a fox demon who had cultivated for thousands of years and had just resisted the Nine Heavenly Thunder."
As the voiceover sounded again, a mist suddenly erupted from under the bed, which quickly filled half of the ring, and then slowly dispersed in the night breeze.
Seeing this scene, the boos in the audience suddenly became much smaller, and everyone was looking curiously, when they saw that the fox suddenly stretched out an arm as white as jade, followed by a slender and straight thigh!
I saw the long legs and pink arms dancing gracefully in the air, and a curvaceous female body also loomed in the fox skin.
It was this half-concealed scene that made everyone in the audience feel bloody, and there was no longer any shouting, all of them looked around, looking forward to the moment when the woman showed her true face.
The fox girl was not disappointed by the audience, accompanied by a burst of melodious music, she also let out a pleasant whisper, and at the same time broke free from the 'fox skin shackles' little by little, and when she sat elegantly on the bed, folded her legs, and covered her chest with her hands, the audience couldn't help but burst into a shocking exclamation:
"Feng Xiaoxiao, the Oiran of the Invitation Moon Tower, is the Oiran Feng Xiaoxiao of the Invitation Moon Tower!"
"I didn't expect even her to come!"
"I heard that she will ask for two taels of silver when she sees a guest, and she will have to add a lot of money for the night!"
"Even Feng Xiaoxiao can be invited, this Yanggu Wuda is really wealthy!"
said that the fox girl played by Feng Xiaoxiao was about to stand up with red fruit, but when she heard this earth-shattering exclamation, she seemed to be frightened, and hurriedly covered her body with a fox skin, and looked around cautiously.
It was evident that the fox skin had been made from several fox skins and dyed white, or there would be no room for a woman—but who cares about these details?
The audience was glaring at the screamers, hating them for ruining their chance to see Oiran for what it really was!
However, how did they know that even this frightened little action was designed by Wu Kai in the script.
said that the stage play rehearsed by Wu Kai is essentially a combination of Tianluo Girl and White Snake - of course, it is an adult version of the combination.
The plot of the first half is basically copied from the Tianluo girl, which is about the white fox in order to repay his kindness, and after waiting for the boy to leave every day, he will turn into a human form and clean up the housework for the young Wu Xuan.
This plot is a cliché mess for modern people, but in the Northern Song Dynasty, where the opera is still in its infancy, this kind of story situation is very novel, so gradually, everyone began to pay attention to the plot of the story from only paying attention to the spring light revealed by the white fox every time he transformed.
The next plot is naturally that the boy and the white fox meet frankly and get married.
Later, in order to change the family's predicament, the white fox used the flower essence to make a thing that can cleanse the body, dispel diseases and strengthen the body, named it 'Wu's soap', and put it in the 'Fushoutang' pharmacy of Wuxuan's family for sale.
As soon as this 'Wu's soap' was launched, it was sought after by the rich, Wu Xuan made a lot of money, and even opened the semicolon to Dongping Mansion, and later he was even more happy with the noble son, who was really happy like a fairy.
This belongs to the advertisement of Chiguoguo, Fushoutang has been focusing on promoting 'Wu's soap' since years ago, and some people in the audience have heard of it, so there are many discussions, and the reputation of 'Wu's soap' has also spread.
Then came the climax of the scene, the villain made a grand appearance, peeking at the secret recipe of the white fox and soap, and wanted to take it by force, but was taught by the white fox with a spell, so in a fit of anger, he sued the Faming Temple in Jianggou Mountain, and invited the big disciple of the Buddha to come and catch the demon.
The white fox and the monk Fahai [Wu Song] fought dozens of rounds on the stage, and respectively cast spells such as flying away [Hanging Weiya], calling the wind and rain [homemade water gun], clone XX [sensitive words], burning the body with flames [fireworks] and so on.
However, the white fox was defeated by Fahai, who was reincarnated by the Fuhu Arhat, and was suppressed by Fahai under the pagoda, and used himself as an eye to step down the Arhat array, so that she could not escape.
If it weren't for the fact that more than 20 officers and soldiers had been guarding the stage, maybe some of them who had been too deep into the play would have rushed up to beat 'Fahai' -- of course, with Wu Erlang's strength, it is estimated that how many people would have gone up would have been in vain.
When the son of the white fox was admitted to the top prize, but he resigned and vowed to rescue his mother, the applause and cheers from the audience were even louder, which is enough to prove that this play has achieved unprecedented success.
The champion [played by Han Tao] worked hard and tried countless methods, but he still couldn't break the Arhat array, so he had to go on a hunger strike outside the pagoda for several days, begging Fahai to raise his noble hand and reunite himself with his mother.
But until the champion fainted in front of the pagoda with hunger, Fahai never responded.
Just when everyone scolded Fahai and felt sorry for the champion, a golden fairy wearing a monkey mask appeared on the stage, and asked him to dream to the unconscious Zhuangyuanlang, telling him that Fahai loves wine the most, and if he can make a wine that is not inferior to the heavenly fairy dew, he can make Fahai's Buddha heart shake and collapse.
As a result, one of the biggest advertisements in the whole play made a grand debut.
Seeing Fahai jumped out of the tower lured by the aroma of wine, and watched the reunion of the white fox mother and son, he could only sigh with emotion: "Damn, such a good wine, even the Buddha can't help but jump over the wall to drink a few bowls, not to mention that I am an arhat?!" ”
The champion looked back and laughed: "Since this is the case, then this wine is called 'Buddha jumping over the wall'!" ”
So far, the three words 'Buddha jumping over the wall' have been deeply imprinted in the minds of the audience, and have almost become synonymous with fine wine.
――Time Dividing Line――
The next morning, it was still on the second floor of the inn.
Hu Taigong no longer regained his previous composure, his eyes were red and he was rolling back and forth, and he muttered in his mouth: "I know, I know, I just ......"
He didn't know how many times he turned, and he couldn't help but see Zhu Chaofeng pouring himself a drink there, so uncomfortable, he suddenly became angry.
walked over and did the opposite side of Zhu Chaofeng, and said angrily: "Brother, that Wu ambassador has such a shameless trick, if you don't help me find a way, forget it, why are you still watching my jokes on the side?" ”
Zhu Chaofeng smiled slightly, picked up the purple clay pot and poured him a cup of hot tea, and unhurriedly refilled some hot water in the pot, and then said to Hu Taigong, who was blowing his beard and glaring: "That demon monkey Wuda is indeed scheming, after which one came out last night, now what kind of 'monkey wine' he is afraid that everyone knows and everyone knows." ”
"So!"
Hu Taigong paused and beat his chest anxiously: "I just hurried to you to get an idea!" He is so enthusiastic and mobilized, then what 'Buddha jumps over the wall' will not be too bad, if it is ......"
"Hahaha!"
Zhu Chaofeng suddenly laughed: "Let me ask you, where is Wuda from?" ”
Hu Taigong was stunned when he heard this, and said a little inexplicably: "Naturally, I am from Yanggu, I ......"
"Wrong!"
Zhu Chaofeng denied his answer, and the smile on his face became obscure and gloomy from bright, and he sneered: "This guy is from Qinghe, Hebei, a Hebei person, I want to stir up trouble in my Dongping Mansion and make his spring and autumn dreams!" Tonight, the old man wants to let him know why Jiang is still old and spicy! ”