It's really not that Long Xiaoqi likes to cause trouble, but things always like to provoke him. Someone provokes him, endure, what should I do if I can't bear it? Beat! After the beating, I will disgust you to death, so that you can't speak after being beaten. This ruffian is too good at using the environment and identity, he is a newcomer, a newcomer, a person who is unfamiliar with all the environment dares to do it?

He dared, and after he did it, he had to transfer the moral high ground to himself and pretend to be the weakest existence. You say I beat myself up? Who saw it? Anyway, I'm having a concussion now, and everyone sees you hitting me, and everyone hears that you're going to kill me. Lao Tzu has a concussion, what is my love, anyway, I am concussed now, and my head hurts and is about to explode.

You say I pretend? You're not me, how do you know if I'm really hurting or fake? Even if I pretend, I say it hurts, what can you do to me? Have the ability to cut open Lao Tzu's head and see what the situation is!

When an orthodox person meets a shameless person, and when a conformist meets a scoundrel, it will always be entangled. Either you play a scoundrel, but the key is that you have to get the best time to act like a scoundrel. If you don't grasp it well, don't learn from Long Xiaoqi. You can't afford to learn because you don't have a stream at all. The talent of a scoundrel!

The reconnaissance battalion became overwhelmed, they had never encountered such a thing, they had never had experience in dealing with such a thing. You must know that every soldier who can come to the reconnaissance battalion is the best, and has his own dignity and pride. They have to train when they are sick, and they are even ashamed to call in sick, let alone lie on a hospital bed and pretend to have a concussion. 潶し言し格 Intoxicated Chapter has been uploaded

But Long Xiaoqi can do this kind of thing, he has to smoke to eat and drink, and he has to smoke, and he says that only by smoking can he know whether his illness has been alleviated. What do you say you should do if you encounter such a shipment? Beat? Scold? If you dare to touch him, he will stab you in the military region immediately.

"If you're a man, get me up from the hospital bed!" The instructor was furious, pointed at Long Xiaoqi and said loudly: "I have never seen a soldier like you, you are a soldier, a soldier I have never seen!" ”

Seriously, instructor Li Jing's temper is good enough. He was an officer from the beginning, then an instructor, and finally an instructor in the reconnaissance battalion. Military training may only be able to meet the standard, but the ideological and political work is absolutely first-class. No matter what the problem is handed over to him, it will definitely change its appearance in less than two days. As the saying goes, there are long and short inches, he was born to do political work, and in a place like the reconnaissance battalion, he mingled with all the cadres and soldiers.

But this Long Xiaoqi can't do it, it's been three days, you talk to him about family life, and he tells you to steal melons; You tell him about quality, and he talks about discipline; You reason with him, and he talks to you about the hegemony of the American empire; If you talk to him about rules and regulations, he can talk to you about the city and enforce the law......

Oil and salt are not soaked, and typical dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water.

"Instructor, if you think I'm a woman, I don't care." Long Xiaoqi said with a bitter face: "People themselves are a pair of stinky skins, and when they come to the world, they are evil." Does it really matter if it's male or female? I don't think it's that important, it's the spirit! Meat. After all, the body will be **, only the spirit will live forever in the world. Especially for someone like me who has a sick brain, I don't know how long I can live, and I still care if I am a man or a woman? ”

Facing Long Xiaoqi, the instructor didn't know what to say at all. He wondered, how did this kind of soldier get into the reconnaissance battalion? No, go back, you have to get this soldier back!

"Say, do you want to stay in the scout camp?" Instructor Li Jing exhaled heavily and said, "If you don't want to stay in the reconnaissance camp anymore, we will return you to your old unit." ”

Long Xiaoqi didn't speak, took out a cigarette and smoked it.

"Humph!" Instructor Li Jing snorted heavily, shook his sleeves and left.

He was really angry, this was the first time he had been angry in so many years of political work. Because this soldier is really difficult to discipline, it is really ...... I can't say it, dead skin, scoundrel, flow. Hooligans, flamboyant, not self-motivated at all, it's a complete scourge.

All the problems were clarified, although Hei Dan was also wrong, but in the end, it was Long Xiaoqi who did it first. After doing it, he began to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and after he started to mess around, he almost deceived them all.

You can't ask for it, this soldier can't ask for it!

"Chief Sun, we have decided that Long Xiaoqi of your wolf regiment will go back, this soldier is not suitable to stay in the reconnaissance camp, this soldier ......"

"Who? Long Xiaoqi? No, no, this is a good soldier, a really good soldier, a man who killed international mercenaries on the border at the beginning. What does it mean to give a return? If you want our good soldiers, you can retreat if you want? No way! ”

The military chief of the wolf regiment directly refused, how dare he let Long Xiaoqi come back? The reconnaissance company is now in a mess, and the commander of the reconnaissance company calls him every day, begging him to transfer Han Hu away. If Long Xiaoqi is transferred back again, the reconnaissance company will not be dismantled by two people!

Don't, resolutely don't, your reconnaissance battalion transferred Long Xiaoqi away, and now you still want to send it back to the reconnaissance company? There are no doors!

"Yes, this is a good soldier, but Long Xiaoqi is very uncomfortable in our reconnaissance battalion. In the spirit of being responsible for the fighters, in the spirit of ......"

"No way! Long Xiaoqi finally scourged your reconnaissance...... No, people have finally entered the reconnaissance camp and stood on a higher place, how can you say that deprivation is deprivation? I know Long Xiaoqi's dream as a warrior, he just wants to go to the Long Yin Army! Brother Jing, I call you brother, you can't wipe out the dream of a warrior, we have to be responsible for every soldier, and we must be responsible to the end! Okay, I still have something to do here, so let's not talk about it for now, I'll invite you to drink another day. ”

"Smack!"

The phone hung up directly, and the head of the Wolf Regiment's military affairs unit hurriedly left the office as if hiding from the plague. Want Long Xiaoqi to come back? Hehe! I finally took this scourge away and ran to your reconnaissance camp to take it away, and if you can't stand it, you will throw it back, is it possible?

In the regiment commander's office, Lang Lang received a phone call with a smile on his face, and his face changed before he could say a word.

"Nonsense! Return? Do you know how much damage it can do to him by pushing back a tactic that is eager to improve? He may be in a state of collapse from now on, and it will hurt him. The good warriors we've cultivated are playing scoundrels with you? Why doesn't he play with us? This is the problem of your reconnaissance battalion, I warn you, if Long Xiaoqi really wants to think about something wrong and lead to bad consequences, my wolf group will definitely be on the bar with you. This is the best soldier we have cultivated, the best soldier we have cultivated in decades! ”

It is impossible for the wolf group to recover the scourge of Long Xiaoqi, don't even think about it!