The countryside cannot be compared with the county seat, and many special things in the countryside have a valuable role, and a large part of them is unwilling to be touched by the city people, and feces is one of them. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

People who live in the city don't have to plow the fields and farm, and the dung is filth for them, and most people will pull it into a bucket and then pour it out, and those who have a little money will even place an order from the night incense guy and let the night incense guy take out these filthy things for himself.

But in the countryside it is different, manure is a kind of fertilizer for them.

Not to mention their own family members, if they are usually idle, diligent people will take bamboo palladium and bucket baskets out to pick up pigs, cows, and dog feces, put them in their own septic tanks to soak and ferment, and then scoop up with urine and water to water crops.

In the countryside, almost every household will have a septic tank, some of which are more precious will be built in the yard of their own house, and some of the slightly smelly ones will be built in the public area behind the house, and then covered with hard things such as wooden boards to prevent someone from falling into it.

At this time, the location pointed by Chen Fang was a septic tank built in the public area behind the house, how could Lei Dazhuang not have a green face?

"Picking up the dead, are you sure he's hiding underneath?" Lei Dazhuang said depressedly.

Chen Fang nodded, his smile getting brighter and brighter.

"What if it's not there?" Lei Dazhuang made the last struggle.

"Don't worry, it'll be there!" Chen Fang nodded affirmatively. This is definitely not his nonsense in order to play Lei Dazhuang.

Earlier, when he was about to pick a random direction to chase, he suddenly heard a slight sound of water slapping from a nearby place, which is supposed to be impossible in this kind of place.

He was suspicious, glanced around, and found that every other distance, there would be a septic tank covered with wooden boards on the road, and there were a few drops of fresh inky black substance on the edge of the septic tank in front of him, and countless green-headed flies flew out of it.

After a few points, Chen Fang had already concluded everything after a little thought, so he would use the excuse to open the thunder tiger leopard.

"Go, fight, Pikachu!" Chen Fang patted Lei Dazhuang's shoulder, and said excitedly, Xiao Wang quickly covered his mouth and smiled, covered his mouth, hidden, did not hide it, "Hahaha!" Lei Dazhuang was depressed, stepped forward with a flat mouth, squatted down, and violently lifted the plank.

"I said your father, are you really hiding here?" Looking at the filthy head in the septic tank, Lei Dazhuang was about to cry.

"Get up for Lao Tzu!" Lei Dazhuang gritted his teeth and said.

Peng Jiji was unmoved.

"Get up for Lao Tzu!" Lei Dazhuang's face became more and more ugly.

"Official, if you want to arrest me, do it yourself." Peng Ji Ji said with a smile, and with a mouth, Lei Dazhuang found that the other party's teeth were also stained with inky black substance, and he couldn't hold back for a while, and he vomited all of a sudden.

Today is the third time he has vomited, and he has already vomited in his stomach, and there is nothing else to vomit out except yellow bile water.

"Pick up the dead, come yourself, he's even more disgusting than you." Lei Dazhuang turned around crying, but unexpectedly found that he didn't know when Chen Fang and Xiao Wang had already hid far away.

"You ......" Lei Dazhuang felt aggrieved in his heart, and was about to vent the unhappiness in his heart, but unexpectedly he felt a huge force coming from his collar.

"I ......"

Before he could finish his mantra, he heard a thud, and at the same time, countless inky black substances splashed from it, scattered on the ground, everywhere.

Chen Fang and Xiao Wang were startled and were about to step forward to help, but they only took two steps before they heard a "warm" conversation in the septic tank.

"Haha, tell you to spit on my face, now you also come down. Ha ha! Peng Jiji laughed.

"I said your father, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

“……”

A few minutes later, there was no longer a sound coming from the septic tank, Chen Fang and Xiao Wang hurriedly stepped forward to observe, and at first glance they saw Lei Dazhuang's big head covered with dirt, and then ......

"Wow ......" The two of them spit on Lei Dazhuang's face!

Lei Da Qiang cried!

……

There was a commotion outside the door of Peng Village's house again, and the villagers who had good things immediately rushed out to see the excitement.

After a few breaths, they saw two human beings covered in feces and exuding a disgusting smell walking in from around the corner, one strong and one thin, very picturesque, every few steps, the strong man behind him raised his big foot and kicked the thin man's buttocks, the movement was so loud that for a while there were traces of feces everywhere. Looking at Lei Dazhuang kicking people at the same time, he will also scold two sentences, and everyone can see that Lei Dazhuang's anger is not small.

As for the reason......

It wasn't until the two approached that everyone heard clearly.

"I said your father, where to hide is not good, you have to hide in the septic tank, you hide in the septic tank better, and let the person who picked up the dead find out, if you find it, you will find it, let you get up, don't you get up obediently, you have to pull the master down, I said your father......"

It seems that because of this, Lei Dazhuang can even hold a grudge against Chen Fang.

After listening to Lei Dazhuang's scolding words, combined with the continuous dripping feces on the bodies of the two of them, the villagers who had been squeezed out to see the excitement suddenly shrank back, and hid in the corner with their noses twisted, with a frightened face, not daring to approach the two of them.

Seeing this, Lei Dazhuang became more and more depressed in his heart, and directly kicked Peng Jiji into the mud.

"Well, little Leizi, you better ask him to flush the water first. Tsk, it's dirty, and it's not hygienic at all. Chen Fang didn't know when he had surpassed Lei Dazhuang, pinched his nose and ran onto the roof of Peng's house, and said condescendingly.

"I ......" Lei Dazhuang was full of grievances and had nowhere to go, and kicked Peng Jiji's body again, so he dragged him and was led by the dog baby to the well to wash.

It took an hour!

When they returned to the hall, although the bodies of the two were not clean, at least the stench was much lighter.

Bang!

There was a startling sound, and the people standing below suddenly shuddered, but to everyone's surprise, the person who trembled was not the one who committed the crime, but the one who did not commit the crime.

Lei Dazhuang glanced at Chen Fang unhappily, bumped his mouth up and down, and muttered to the side, even if he didn't make a sound, but people who were familiar with him could guess what he said-I call you father.

After all, it wasn't really shocking, Chen Fang played with the whetstone in his hand, and he was very unhappy that Peng Jiji was not shocked, so he knocked it hard again, and shouted at Peng Jiji: "Peng Jiji, are you guilty?"

…… Dividing line!

It's already the fifth watch, everyone is strong, there is no reaction at all, and the rain is powerless!