The hundredth episode of a small accident

(There is something wrong today, the update is late, forgive me.) )

The rice in the field was still being harvested, and Lu Ren found a shady place to sit there comfortably, happily watching the people in the field working there. At this point, he doesn't have to worry about anything anymore, so just watch. Perhaps it was the joy of the harvest of the tun people that infected Lu Ren, Lu Ren took out the bamboo flute with his backhand, closed his eyes and muttered a little, Lu Ren played the "Jade Mantang Tone Change" when "Fairy Sword III" was perfectly cleared.

This cheerful and playful flute music in turn infected the already happy tun people in their hearts, so it didn't take long for almost all the tun people to hum this song while happily harvesting rice. As for Lu Ren himself, he was both relieved and a little complacent, and in the end he simply didn't even play the flute, just half-lying there with his eyes closed, humming along with the people of the tun, and humming there.

Just as he was leisurely, Han Hao didn't know when he came to Lu Ren's side. Seeing that Lu Ren is virtue was this, Han Hao couldn't help but snort and said, "Captain Lu is so comfortable!" ”

Lu Ren was so good, he was naturally taken aback by being surprised when someone came to him like this. Hurriedly opened his eyes and saw that it was Han Hao, Lu Ren hurriedly jumped up and saluted: "What is the matter with Captain Han here?" ”

Han Hao's face was not very good-looking, and he spoke a little sullenly: "I have already said that I will never be bad!" Come! ”

The three attendants behind Han Hao stepped forward in response, each holding a square plate in their hands. Lu Ren took a look, and in one square plate was a pile of yellow and clear things, and the other two were a pile of fabrics of different colors.

Look at Han Hao again and said in a deep voice: "Here are the fifty taels of gold and ten horses of silk that a certain promised to Captain Lu at the beginning, please take a look at Captain Lu!" ”

Lu Ren was stunned for a long time before he came back to his senses, and he was stunned and said with a sigh: "No, no need......

It's not that Lu Ren is pretending, but Lu Ren is really embarrassed to accept it. In fact, many times people will be like this, don't look at how it was when you said it at the time, but when others send it to you, this face really can't be pulled down.

However, this matter fell in Han Hao's eyes, but it only made Han Hao's face more and more ugly. After a slam pause, Han Hao shouted to the attendants: "Put down the things, go!" ”

The attendants were ordered, and a bunch of things were put in front of Lu Ren, and then Han Hao left with his group of people. The rest of Lu Ren looked at the pile of things in front of him, and he couldn't tell whether he was angry or happy.

After thinking about it, Lu Ren casually called someone to find Li Dian, and asked Li Dian to help arrange for someone to send these things to Xun Yu in Juancheng, and said that he would pay off the account he had borrowed before...... said that it was to repay the debt, but Lu Ren knew in his heart that Xun Yu was unlikely to ask for his own money. However, the wealth is not exposed, and these things may cause something to happen if they are placed here, so it is better to put them to Xun Yu for insurance.

But Silk Silk Lu Ren still left two horses. If nothing else, Lu Ren wanted to make two new clothes for Wan'er. Wan'er has been following Lu Ren for almost a year, but until now, she has been wearing the clothes of the two maids she brought when she came out of Cao Cao's place, but one is not a maid's suit, and it is still a winter coat that Cao Cao gave Wan'er as an extra reward. By the way, there were certain differences in silk everywhere at that time, including silk, satin, and brocade, and Han Hao gave Lu Ren these, and Li Dian told Lu Ren that it was silk after reading it.

Hearing that Lu Ren said that he wanted to make new clothes for Wan'er, Li Dian said that several of the children of his clan who temporarily lived in Juancheng were tailors who helped people cut and make clothes, and their skills were very good, and they could be regarded as the top players in the local industry. But Lu Ren didn't want to simply make common clothes at that time, but wanted to make two dream glass costumes for Wan'er to cosplay, so Lu Ren had to run back to measure Wan'er's measurements and then draw a pattern.

Running back to his tent and taking out the rope ruler, Lu Ren hummed a small tune and went to Wan'er's side tent, and Wan'er, who stayed up all night yesterday, should still be sleeping at this time. habitually lifted the tent curtain and shouted again, "Wan'er, I'm in", but I didn't expect Wan'er to exclaim in the tent: "Lord, don't come in!" ”

But Lu Ren walked a little fast, and his steps didn't stop. As soon as the person entered the tent, the curtain in his hand had just been lowered, and Lu Ren realized that it was really not the right time for him to come in:

"Wan'er, why are you here...... Washing, bathing, bathing? ”

Wan'er was hiding in the big wooden barrel at the moment, her frightened pretty face was already swollen red, and her arms were covering her chest. As soon as he raised his eyes and saw that Lu Ren was stunned, he said in a voice as low as a mosquito and a fly: "Please, please go out ...... Lord."

Lu Ren also slowly came back to his senses and hurriedly ran out of the tent. For a while, it was in my head, but it was also chaotic. People are like this, many things they know they shouldn't think about, but even if they don't want to think about it, the picture will still keep spinning in their minds:

"Uh, what am I doing? Didn't you just bump into Wan'er and just be washing and? But even if I want to be with Wan'er XXOO, she won't resist! Then I'm afraid of a yarn! Besides, it's not like I haven't seen a woman naked, and I played with mandarin ducks a few times when I was about to cross the front arch cabbage......"

That being said, the difference between careless playfulness and the thrill of committing a crime is huge, otherwise no one would have preferred S, M, and bow. And at this moment, Lu Renma, because he accidentally bumped into Wan'er taking a bath, couldn't help but have a very evil thought in his mind. As soon as he gritted his teeth again, Lu Ren let go of his courage and entered the tent with the curtain lifted.

Wan'er in the tent was hurriedly dressing, but there were traces of water in her hair, body, and legs that she didn't have time to wipe off, and even the dress she was temporarily draped on her body was wet. And because the clothes were draped too quickly, the Y-shaped collar was not closed properly, and Lu Ren could see the belly pocket inside...... It seems that in the Han Dynasty it should be called **. And seeing that Lu Ren suddenly broke in again, Wan'er almost screamed, turned around hurriedly, and said timidly: "Lord, Lord, you ......"

Lu Ren was also becoming more and more evil at the moment, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't make a sound, turn around." ”

Wan'er hesitated, but slowly turned around. In fact, just like Lu Ren thought, even if Lu Ren wanted to do Wan'er, Wan'er would never refuse, but it was a bit sudden, and Wan'er was not mentally prepared at all.

Wan'er, a really pure and beautiful girl's bathing picture, that feeling is not something that Lu Ren can experience when he looks at any photo album or A movie, at this moment Lu Ren looked at it blankly for a while, only to feel that there was a burst of hot air surging in his chest, and his breathing began to become short, and a certain part was also about to move. In the midst of the difficulty, Lu Ren was half tired and lowered his waist, waved his hand to Wan'er and said, "Wan'er, you turn around first and turn your back to me." ”

"Ah...... Yes, yes. ”

Wan'er did as she was told, but she turned around for a moment when she suddenly heard a muffled sound, and when she turned around sharply, she saw how painful Lu Ren's expression was, and everyone squatted down holding their stomachs.

"Lord, Lord! What happened to you!? ”

Lu Ren reluctantly rushed over to help Wan'er who helped him smiled, stretched out his hand and pushed Wan'er's hand away and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that my stomach hurts so much all of a sudden, and I let out a super loud fart...... Just let me squat a little longer. ”

Wan'er was stunned: "Ah, yes, yes? ”

Seeing Lu Ren squatting there and humming softly, he secretly thought in his heart: "Damn it!" Wan'er is definitely not the kind of sexy and seductive type of girl, but when she encounters this kind of scene, it makes people spray nosebleeds more than a sexy girl, and if I say I want her at this time, she will definitely not refuse...... I almost couldn't help it, so I had to sacrifice this almost masochistic trick. It hurts!! "That punch just now, Lu Ren hit his own important part.

It is indeed a bit of masochism, but I have to admit that the more ruthless the move, the more effective it is. Seeing that Lu Ren had been squatting there for a long time, when the pain gradually subsided, he also felt that his evil thoughts and beastly desires had disappeared. He stood up with a long sigh of relief, and beside him was naturally Wan'er's concerned pretty face. Looking at Wan'er who looked concerned in front of her, Lu Renqiang smiled and said, "Fortunately, Wan'er is just a little girl, and she doesn't know much about this matter, otherwise I will lose a lot of money this time." ”

"Lord, are you alright? Do you want to see a doctor? ”

"No, no, I'm fine!"

After waving his hand a few times, Lu Ren suddenly touched his chin and looked at Wan'er, the smile on his face was insidious, treacherous, cunning, lewd, YD...... Anyway, it's a pervert and a ruffian. After a few more wicked laughs, Lu Ren's eyes locked on the bloody skin on Wan'er's chest, and his voice changed a little: "Oops, oops...... I said Wan'er, I think you should take off all the wet dresses first. It's full of water and it's stuck to your body like this, and your body bones have always been not very good, and it's easy to catch a cold...... Oh, I mean, it's easy to get caught in the cold. Saying that, Lu Ren's throat squirmed a few times, but he was swallowing his saliva forcefully.

"Hey, hey!?" Wan'er subconsciously crossed her arms to protect her chest, took two steps back and looked at Lu Ren, and her expression also showed a little stunned.

Seeing this, Lu Ren laughed a few more times, and just wanted to speak, but saw Wan'er suddenly put down her arms protecting her chest, and her head was lowered, as if she was looking at the dress that was stained on her body. After a while, Wan'er replied very softly: "Lord, Lord, it is still daylight...... After nightfall, Wan'er will go to serve and sleep with the Lord, okay? ”

“……”

Lu Ren was really speechless at the moment, so he simply stretched out his hand and stroked Wan'er's body, and the coat on Wan'er's body had fallen to the ground silently. It was originally temporarily draped on the body in a panic, and even if there was some wet, it could be torn off with a slight pull. At this moment, Wan'er lowered her head, bit the silver teeth in her mouth, and her eyes were tightly closed, ready to bear what Lu Ren had to do next......