Chapter 113: Urine Maniac (Explosive Update 4)
The weather is getting warmer, and the permafrost is gradually thawing!
Although it is now the period of the Xiaoice River, the natural latitude of Xiangyang Province is relatively low, and once it enters spring, the sunshine will come quickly, and the warming will naturally be much faster than in the north. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
As soon as the weather warmed, the people in the village gradually became more and more active, such as tidying up the fields and starting to sow seedlings. Liu Yuanshan was no exception, and he specially divided a team of ten people and used the two cows he bought to start renovating the land and raising seedlings.
There is no way, when the farming is busy, everything has to make way for agriculture, and Liu Yuanshan's intensive training has even stopped.
But he still didn't drive all the people to farm, and the rest of these people, except for Han Laotie, Shengsheng, and Hong Zongwei, who made tools in the simple workshop, the rest had a new task.
First of all, from the town to buy back 100 identical clay pots, the jars were not transported to the mountain as soon as possible, Liu Yuanshan ordered people to distribute them on the spot under the mountain, and all the people in Liujia Village went door to door to each family, not only distributed a free clay pot for each family, but also came with a small osmanthus soap.
Of course, the osmanthus soap as a gift is much thinner and shorter than the one sold for one or two pieces of silver. Even so, it also ushered in a voice of praise for Liu Yuanshan in the village.
No matter how small the osmanthus soap is, if it is sold, it can also get a hundred and ten copper plates.
Of course, Liu Yuanshan is not a philanthropist, and he will not do this kind of thing of distributing clay pots for free to accompany osmanthus soap without asking for anything in return, his purpose is very simple, that is, to let the villagers use clay pots to collect one thing for him: feces and urine!
The villagers who were happy to accept it stopped doing it after hearing Liu Yuanshan's request.
"San Lang, I know what you want dung for, but when spring comes, everyone has to raise seedlings and plant seedlings, and your family wants to fertilize the field, and we also want to fertilize the field, you can't do this!"
"Yes, San Lang, this and urine are now more expensive than oil, and I still have to keep my own field, I can't give it to you!"
"Can't give!"
"Can't give!"
All the villagers unanimously objected, Liu Yuanshan made a big red face, but he also expected this situation, so he immediately took out an emergency plan, stood in the middle of the crowd and raised his hand, and said: "Aunts and uncles, don't worry, listen to me!" ”
"I can't listen to you if you say anything, I don't want this osmanthus soap!"
"I don't want it either......"
Liu Yuanshan looked constipated and said: "Folks, don't worry, the osmanthus soap sent out by San Lang will not be taken back, as for your family's feces and pee...... "Hey, why are you so awkward!"
"As for the dung of your families, I don't force it!" Liu Yuanshan had no choice but to endure the nausea in his heart and continue to finish speaking: "Spring is coming, I understand that I want to plant rice and fertilize the fields, so I don't force it." ”
"But, who has excess feces and urine, like this jar, ten jars can be exchanged for a piece of osmanthus soap, the big one."
As soon as his voice fell, the voice of opposition suddenly stopped.
Ten jars of feces and urine can be exchanged for a piece of osmanthus soap? That's a tael of silver!
In other words, a jar of and urine is worth almost a hundred copper plates, which is more expensive than oil!
Spring is good, feces and urine to fertilize the field is good, but everything is not absolute, and it is not only people's feces and urine that can fertilize the field, but also straw and grass stalks.
Since even feces and urine can be sold for money, who still uses it to fertilize the fields, is it possible that there is something wrong with the brain!
"San Lang, what you said is true. These ten jars of feces and urine can be exchanged for a piece of osmanthus soap? "Some people don't believe it very much.
"Nature is true!" Liu Yuanshan smiled slightly.
"Big or small?" Someone raised a small piece of osmanthus soap in his hand and asked.
"Big!" Liu Yuanshan replied affirmatively.
"It's the kind of big piece that sells for a tael of silver?" Some people are afraid that they will be pitted by Liu Yuanshan, so ask more.
Liu Yuanshan said: "Anyway, it's the kind of big piece sold by my family, as for whether it's worth a tael of silver, I said it's not counted!" ”
Immediately osmanthus soap will be put on the mass production of machinery and equipment (only steam engine stirring), the price will definitely fall a thousand feet, if they are promised a tael of silver now, it is estimated that they will be beaten into a pig's head at that time, Liu Yuanshan is not so stupid, only vaguely answered.
"Okay, I'll change it, as long as it's the kind of osmanthus soap for one or two silver, I'll change it!"
"I'll change it too!"
"I'll change it too!"
……
A lot of people have gone on to follow suit.
Liu Yuanshan smiled bitterly and waved his hand again to correct: "Don't worry, I just said, I changed you for the kind of large osmanthus soap sold by my family, but whether you can sell it for one or two silver is your own ability, if you can't sell it at that time, you can't blame me!" ”
"We don't blame you!"
"Yes, we volunteered!"
The mood of the masses is very excited, they do not have the concept of modern economics is easy to cause great misunderstanding, even if there is a modern economic concept, but who would have thought that Liu Yuanshan will soon be mass-produced?
"Okay, since you are voluntary, then come over to get the jars, one by one, and someone will come down from the mountain every day to collect the dung." Liu Yuanshan pointed to the front, where there were people specially distributed.
He had no choice but to tell everyone loudly again, and said: "By the way, folks, San Lang treats each other with sincerity, you, what are you, don't participate in the fake, if anyone goes inside to take the leave, don't want his dung in the future." ”
"No, don't worry, everyone is a villager!" Someone in the crowd replied with a smile.
Then someone whispered: "Alas, I just thought about mixing more water into the dung, if I don't participate in the fake, I'm afraid I can't collect a big jar in three or five days." ”
"Hey, hey, you're stupid!" Someone next to him immediately jumped out and teased the man.
"Do you have a way?"
"Of course, you can have more poop and pee!"
"Prolific, you are so stupid to me, more prolific is more to eat, I don't have so much food at home!"
"Tut-tut, so if you are stupid, you know that eating and eating, and eating food and pulling out is, you won't think about it, where did the urine come from?"
"Ah......h
Liu Yuanshan thought about it, and for the sake of output, he could only lower the requirements, and said to everyone: "By the way, whoever has pigs, sheep and dogs can also put the manure and urine in the jar, count!" ”
Thinking that he was so mad that he didn't even let go of the beasts, he suddenly had a very strange feeling, and said secretly: If the Chinese trolls in the future, who are known as the Big Four in Asia along with Vietnamese monkeys, Korean sticks, and Japanese devils, know that Lao Tzu did this, will they say that I am a urine collector? (To be continued.) )