Chapter 169 The front hall and backyard are in chaos

With a confused face, he watched Han Jun cut out pieces of paper with hard paper, and then carefully drew unintelligible symbols on them with a pen, Guo Jia and Xun Yu both had a big question mark on their heads. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The quintessence of mahjong has already come out in advance, and Han Jun doesn't mind letting the playing cards appear early.

Compared with mahjong, there are more ways to play playing cards, and the test of IQ is also higher, and it is more suitable to play with the two "demons" with high IQ in front of them.

Waiting for the ink to dry, Han Jun briefly introduced the gameplay of fighting the landlord.

Compared with bridge, stud and other gameplay, fighting landlords is more simple and easy to understand, and it is very suitable for beginners to practice. However, it is easy to learn, and it is not so simple to play well. Dou landlords can be popular throughout China in later generations, and popular on the Internet, naturally have their own unique charm.

The rules of fighting the landlord seem very simple, but it is not so easy to make the two rookies fully understand.

"Single card, five cards in a row, such as three, four, five, six, seven can be, but four cards can't. Even pairs, you must start with three pairs, two pairs are not allowed! ”

Han Jun's mouth was dry, but Xun Yu's eyes suddenly lit up, and he grabbed Han Jun's hand and asked eagerly, "If you use these ghost drawing talismans to keep accounts, will it be more convenient?" ”

Han Jun's face also showed a hint of excitement, and said, "This is natural, and if Wen Ruo is interested, I can also teach you a new set of calculation methods, you don't need to do the math, you can easily get the result!" ”

Although the Nine Chapters of Arithmetic has been published, the calculation methods of this era are still very complex, involving thousands of calculations, which not only takes a long time, but is also prone to errors.

If, the introduction of Arabic numeral bookkeeping, the abacus was invented in advance. Then, for bookkeeping, it will be a cross-era revolution.

"It's all said, let's not talk about business today, if you don't interrupt the lord, let him introduce the rules clearly, I'm still waiting to win!"

Guo Jia waved his hand lazily, and said with a disapproving face: "Now anyone with a discerning eye can see that the trend of the lord sweeping the world has been completed, as long as there are no major accidents, it is only a matter of time before he wins the world." So, make yourself easier, don't frown all day, but don't wait until the time is the time to reward your meritorious deeds, your old man can only be sealed below! ”

Han Jun nodded and agreed: "What Feng Xiao said is reasonable, let's not talk about state affairs today, let's have a good time!" ”

Guo Jia said with a smile: "If it is a game, there must be a lottery, but I don't know the lord, what do you want to use as a bargaining chip?" ”

Han Jun frowned and thought for a while, "How about using wine to cheer up?" ”

Guo Jia clapped his hands and praised: "Wonderful! ”

Seeing that Xun Yu did not object, Han Jun introduced the rules again, and the three of them sat around and started fighting.

"Wen Ruo, it's you who lost again, keep drinking!"

"Wen Ruo, don't you know how to dismantle the cards and block it? Just block it, and we'll win! ”

"Wen Ruo! Seriously! We can obviously win, but because of your stupid trick, we have to drink again! ”

Guo Jia shook his head and drank the wine bottle, his brows furrowed together, and he glanced at Han Jun who was proud thoughtfully, and gritted his teeth fiercely.

Xun Yu didn't have much interest in wine, but the amount of wine was not too bad, so although he drank seven or eight bottles in a row, it was not a big deal.

Although the rules of fighting the landlord are simple, they also need to count cards, guess cards, gamble cards, block cards, defend cards, pass cards and many other skills, so although they may be slightly inferior in intelligence, but with the familiarity with the rules and the experience of playing cards, Han Jun in the beginning of this period of time, killed all sides, and gained the upper hand without defeat.

But soon, as Guo Jia and Xun Yu understood the rules and the way they played, their IQ advantages began to gradually appear, and it was Han Jun's turn to drink one bottle after another.

In the backyard, a group of women are building the Great Wall.

In the front hall, three men drunkenly fight the landlord.

The huge general's mansion seems to have turned into a casino, and there is no majesty at all.

"What? Junhou and both gentlemen are drunk? When did he get home? Why didn't you notify earlier? ”

When night fell, Cai Yan, who had been fighting fiercely for a whole day, just felt a little tired, but suddenly a thunderclap sounded in his ears.

Han Jun, her husband, their husband, actually came back quietly?

What does it mean to go home and get drunk without informing them?

Cai Yan, who was born with a delicate heart, didn't dare to think about it anymore. Standing up in a panic, he glared at the embarrassed captain of the guard and asked, "Then why did you report it now?" ”

The captain of the guard smiled bitterly: "General......"

"Forget it, I'd better hurry over and have a look!"

Cai Yan is not a vexatious person, and naturally he is very aware of the helplessness of the guards, so he waved his hand and rushed towards the front hall with his skirt.

Following behind Cai Yan, Diao Chan and the others were also discolored. For them, Han Jun is the only reliance in this troubled world, and if Han Jun is annoyed, they don't dare to think much about what their future fate will be.

Regarding the behavior of this group of women in the backyard, maybe Han Jun just felt a little helpless, but that was because he came from later generations and was used to seeing all kinds of "women", so he didn't pay too much attention to it. But in the eyes of the mainstream concept of this era, Cai Yan and others are really taboo, if Han Jun sweeps them out for this reason, not only will no one intercede for them, but will only applaud.

Xun Yu, who drank the worst amount, was already completely drunk. Although Guo Jia has not completely lost his mind, he is not much better. As for Han Jun, although he drank the most, after all, the amount of alcohol and physical fitness were much better than the two of them, so he was also the most sober one.

The game can no longer be continued. Han Jun never thought that Xun Yu, who is a serious person on weekdays, has such poor wine and brand products, stealing and cheating, and changing cards for thousands of times, looking more like a floating bastard than Guo Jia.

"You two are both wise men in the world, but now they are both defeated under me, hahaha!"

Han Jun looked at Guo and Xun who were drunk and fell to the ground, and they didn't know who was on the ground, with a proud look on their faces, as if they had conquered the whole world.

Cai Yan looked at the scene in front of him in a daze, and his heart was even more worried. It is said that if Han Jun has no pimples in his heart, how can he drink so much wine?

And where did Han Jun's pimple come from? Isn't it already obvious?

Thinking of this, Cai Yan couldn't help but feel a pain in her heart, with tears in her eyes, Ying Ying fell to her knees, bit her lip and said: "If the husband has fire in his heart, he can punish the concubine." It was the concubine's lax discipline that caused the husband to return to the house and no one welcomed him, and it was because the concubine took the lead that gambling became common in the house and ruined the husband's reputation. Thousands of mistakes are all the fault of the concubine. Now that the big mistake has been made, the concubine can only apologize for her sins with death, I only hope that my husband will not blame others after my death, so that the concubine body is also grateful under Jiuquan! ”

Han Jun looked at Cai Yan in a daze, and before his brain could react for a while, he saw Cai Yan get up suddenly and slam into the hall pillar without hesitation.

"Stop her!"

Han Jun, who was taken aback, suddenly widened his sleepy eyes, and his heart almost jumped out of his throat, and while flying forward, he did not forget to call for help.

However, after all, there was still a distance between the two of them, and Han Jun's skills were not so flexible when he first woke up drunk, seeing that Cai Yan was about to lose his fragrance, Han Jun felt as if he was out of breath, and the whole world turned a miserable white.

"Akihime ......"

He fell heavily to the ground, but Han Jun didn't feel the pain, because the pain in his heart at this time made him feel as if he was in the middle of a hell.

Lying on the ground in despair, Han Jun's mind was blank, and his eyes were gray, but it seemed to be mixed with a dazzling bright red.

Is that blood?

Han Jun shook his head bitterly, but his eyes widened suddenly, staring at Cai Yan who was standing in a daze, swallowing his saliva vigorously, and rubbing his eyes in disbelief, only then did he make sure that Cai Yan was still alive.

With a long sigh of relief as if he had been amnestied, Han Jun wiped the cold sweat on his face, although his chest was still rising and falling violently, his heart had already fallen back into his stomach.

It turned out that at the moment when Cai Yan flew into the pillar, the captain of Han Jun's personal guard, who had been following her closely, stepped forward at the critical moment and blocked her in front of Cai Yan.

Although Cai Yan's collision was also not light, after all, it was a meat pad, and it was not enough to kill him.

"The general's men have mercy! Several ladies made mistakes in order to accompany their concubines. If you want to punish me, please punish me alone. ”

Zhang Xiu's uncle Zou Shi, her face was full of anxiety mixed with guilt, knelt on the ground, looked at Han Jun sincerely and said: "It's me who is bored alone, so I went to the mansion to ask a few ladies to accompany me, it's because I don't know how to be polite and offended the majesty of the general. ”

"If you want to atone for your sins, then marry into the General's Mansion! Not only can you dispel the anger of the lord, but you will also have someone to accompany you in the future, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone, and the best of both worlds? ”

Guo Jia shook his head drunkenly and said: "What's more, General Zhang Xiu will be more important under the main account in the future. ”

Han Jun, who hadn't come back to his senses yet, suddenly glared at Guo Jia with some annoyance, "If you don't speak, no one will sell you as a dumb person!" ”

Taking a deep breath, Han Jun slowly stood up, and Nunu said to Diao Chan, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, "Why don't you help Mrs. Zhang up!" ”