Chapter Twenty-Five: A Farce
"Miss Su, please be seated." Wang Lun's actions at this time showed an extremely gentlemanly manner.
On the way to the restaurant, Tang taught Wang Lun a few tricks, such as helping the lady pull a chair when they met, eating a bite of food and drinking a sip of wine during dinner, swiping the card directly when paying, and so on.
On the way, Wang Lun kept muttering these things in his mouth, for fear that he would forget.
But there is any chair in the sky tower for Wang Lun to pull.
Seeing the small stool under his buttocks, Wang Lun secretly despised it.
"It's a low grade!"
"Little Er, order!" Wang Lun snapped his fingers, and Xiao Er in the Tongtian Tower trotted over with a rag on his shoulder.
"What do you want from the guest?" Xiao Er asked Wang Lun while pouring tea into the teacup.
"I wonder what Miss Su likes?" Wang Lun asked Su Yu, but what kind of appetite did Su Yu have now, what she was looking forward to most now was that Huang Yingying and Fang Tang would arrive soon.
"Anything goes." Su Yu said absentmindedly.
"Whatever, let me take a look." Wang Lun flipped through the wooden sign with the name of the dish and looked at it seriously.
"This, this, and this." Wang Lun pointed to the three wooden signs and said.
"Do you want three things for the guest officer? Do you still need a drink? There is a good ...... in the shop," Xiao Er was interrupted by Wang Lun before he finished speaking.
"No, I don't want the three things I just ordered, and I'll have one copy of each of the rest!" Wang Lun always remembered his grandfather's teaching to him, the main points of the point, and the point that should not be pointed out should also have two meanings.
But Su Yu said casually, the ghost knows what to order casually? Since you're casual, shouldn't I be casual?
"Have you finished eating?" Xiao Er asked Wang Lun suspiciously.
"What's the matter, serve your dishes." At this time, Wang Lun's two bodyguards behind him glared at each other, so Xiao Er quickly ran down with the menu.
"Have you finished ordering so much?" Su Yu had a trace of doubt about Wang Lun's actions at this time.
"These are also what Fang Tang taught him? How doesn't it feel like it? ”
"Out of the way, there's money." Wang Lun patted the bulging purse on his waist and said proudly.
After Su Yu heard this, he felt a spring breeze called a local tyrant blowing in his face.
"That...... Drink tea. After seeing Su Yu ignore himself, Wang Lun was also embarrassed.
"Well...... Good tea. Wang Lun sighed after drinking the big bowl of tea that can be seen everywhere on the street.
"Where is it?" Su Yu's sudden words immediately stopped Wang Lun.
"The good thing is...... After drinking this tea, I immediately became less thirsty. Wang Lun, who was in a hurry, didn't know what was going on, and suddenly said this sentence in his mouth, and after saying this, Wang Lun couldn't wait to slap himself in the mouth.
"I am so clever on weekdays, why am I so uncompetitive today?"
"Prince Wang, you are really a real person." Su Yu replied listlessly.
The scene suddenly fell into embarrassment.
"Why is this kid so nervous?" Fang Tang and Huang Yingying, who were hiding on the stairs, had been observing the situation on the scene.
Hearing such a pale and weak conversation, Fang Tang covered his forehead with his hand and shook his head
"This kid always brags that he is a master of flirting with girls on weekdays, why is he so uncompetitive today?"
"Brother, do you want me to go out and help him?" Huang Yingying volunteered to stand up at this time.
The current situation is 108,000 miles away from the scene imagined by Fang Tang, and it seems that reciting the song of the goose poem under the attention of all eyes will not cause much of a sensation, and now Fang Tang can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and hand over everything to Huang Yingying.
Although Huang Yingying has no culture, maybe a new situation will be caused by his inconvenience?
Dreams always have to come true, maybe they will come true in the future?
"Brother, it's up to you!"
"Look at me!" After Huang Yingying finished speaking, he walked out of the stairs, and Su Yu saw Huang Yingying come out and let out a distress look with his eyes.
Huang Yingying nodded at Su Yu after receiving the signal.
Huang Yingying sat down next to Wang Lun without Wang Lun's consent, and he said in a rough voice.
"I heard from your family that you made a poem?"
Wang Lun: "......"
Fang Tang: "......"
"What is he doing?" Wang Lun's heart was a little puzzled at this time, according to the script, he hadn't finished his own process, why did he suddenly go straight to the point now.
The relationship between Huang Yingying and Fang Tang Wang Lun also understands it, and now seeing Huang Yingying suddenly come out, Wang Lun wonders if he has changed his tactics now.
"Yes...... Have it? Wang Lun is not sure about the purpose of Huang Yingying's visit now.
"It's really strange, I obviously heard from your family that you suddenly had an inspiration when you went to the thatched house yesterday, and you were so anxious that you didn't even wipe your butt and immediately ran to the study to transcribe it, is there such a thing!"
Huang Yingying's loud voice made all the diners on the second floor of Tongtian Tower stop their chopsticks raised in mid-air and look at Wang Lun with a look of obscenity.
"Inspiration suddenly came to the thatched house...... Not even an ass ......"
"Poof"
There was laughter covering her mouth everywhere in the Babel Tower, and Su Yu, who was sitting on the side, was also flushed, she didn't want to laugh, she felt ashamed!
"No...... Absolutely nothing like this! After listening to it, Wang Lun vigorously denied it, are you kidding, who will compose poems when they go to the toilet, not to mention that the poems made in the toilet are not the same as?
"I don't admit it, everyone in your family gave me the poem!" Huang Yingying's words made Wang Lun speechless for a while.
"Is it your family or mine? Why do you act like you're putting a spy in my house? ”
"Still don't admit it? Let me ask you if you wrote this poem? Saying that, Huang Yingying read the goose poem aloud.
"Goose goose goose, song to the sky, white hair floating green water, anthurium plucking clear waves."
The diners on the second floor of Tongtian Tower did not taste much after hearing this goose poem, firstly, this poem was made by Wang Lun in the toilet, and secondly, the first three goose characters at the beginning of this poem reminded many people of the poem written by Huang Yingying in Tongtian Tower.
"Ahh Yes! Yes! ”
"Goose! Goose! Goose! ”
"It's still not good to appreciate it, but some people still feel that this poem is quite meaningful after savoring it!"
"No, I didn't do it!" Wang Lun is like a red-eyed rooster, trying his best to deny it.
"Still don't admit it? If you don't admit it, believe it or not, I'll clean you up! "Huang Yingying is depressed, don't you admit it, it's over, so the poem has also been in the limelight and out, why are you so tough?
"If you don't admit it, you won't admit it if you kill it!"
"I'm so grumpy, see if I can't clean you up today!" Huang Yingying, who had a temper, really beat Wang Lun.
And Wang Lun was also humiliated and scuffled with Huang Yingying, and a good drama finally turned into a farce.
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The next day, two pieces of news were circulating frantically in Youzhou City
One is that Wang Lun of the Wang family has a quirk of falling in love with the toilet and composing poems, although this habit is not worth learning from everyone, but the poems he wrote are still masterpieces.
The second news is that Huang Yingying has been successfully upgraded from the street bully of Chang'an City to the first tyrant in Youzhou, if the people encounter this person, please evacuate as soon as possible, remember! Remember!