Chapter 54: Chameleon Instructor

Hearing the hurried whistle, Xie Heilong habitually turned over, jumped off the bed, and shouted to Liu Meng and Liu Daxiong while putting on his pants: "Gather urgently, hurry up." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Xie Heilong, who was wearing pants, looked up and saw what Liu Meng was still looking for on the bed, and shouted at him anxiously: "Fatty, what are you still rubbing?" ”

"Grandma's, I'm going to die, my panties are gone." The fat man was also anxious, and his tears were about to come out, and he said to Xie Heilong with a sad face.

"Panties? Your sister, at this time, is still sleeping naked, you are lighting the light in the toilet, looking for death. Xie Heilong was going to be laughed at by the fat man.

When Xie Heilong put on all his clothes and saw that the fat man was still looking for his underwear, Xie Heilong walked over directly, kicked him on Bai Huahua's buttocks, and said with a smile: "I still need to find a hammer, I can hang it directly in the air." Let's go down first, you hurry. ”

Xie Heilong was just about to ask Liu Daxiong to go down together, but found that Liu Daxiong's pants were not properly worn.

"My God," Xie Heilong patted his head, and he wanted to die. The two people that Nima himself brought were both men of God.

"Liu Daxiong, what's wrong with you? It takes a year to get dressed. Xie Heilong leaned against the wall and said to Liu Daxiong.

"Black Dragon, this dress is too small to wear in."

People are in a hurry, and many things that can be done have become troublesome, not to mention that Liu Daxiong's clothes are already small.

Hearing Liu Daxiong's words, Xie Heilong almost fainted, but fortunately he made mental preparations in advance and held on to the door frame.

When Xie Heilong and the three of them came down, everyone was lined up.

"Stop"

In front of the queue, a loud roar came, and the three of them suddenly trembled, and they didn't dare to move anymore. Xie Heilong said secretly in horror: It's over today, and I'm going to be killed.

Three of them were big bald-headed, standing outside the queue. Under the illumination of the camp lantern, it is particularly dazzling.

A burly officer with two cents on his shoulder slowly walked up to them and asked Xie Heilong softly, "Is it difficult to wear clothes?" ”

Xie Heilong raised his head and secretly glanced at the burly officer, not knowing what he meant, so he could only be silent.

Seeing that Xie Heilong and they didn't answer, the burly officer suddenly changed his face and shouted at them, "You three are deaf? Is it dumb? Answer me out loud. ”

"It's not difficult," Xie Heilong, who was sprayed with saliva, hurriedly shouted loudly.

As soon as Xie Heilong finished speaking, an inopportune voice came out weakly.

"The clothes are too small."

Hearing this voice, several black lines suddenly appeared on the burly officer's face. He slowly walked up to Liu Daxiong and found that Liu Daxiong's body was so huge that he needed to hold his head high to see his face, which made him very unhappy.

"Squat"

When Liu Daxiong heard the burly officer's words, he immediately squatted on the ground in a standard squatting position.

Suddenly, something ridiculous happened.

"Hiss-" Liu Daxiong's pants were finally overwhelmed with his squatting, and they were torn in half at once, and a pair of red underwear instantly appeared in front of everyone.

"Poof, hahaha." Everyone in the assessment team couldn't hold back, and they couldn't care about the burly officer's black face, and suddenly burst into laughter.

Liu Daxiong felt that his ass was cold and swishing, and he was embarrassed, but without the order of the burly officer, he didn't dare to move at all, and his face was flushed.

"Isn't it funny? Well? I'm very happy. A hundred push-ups per person, giving you a minute. The burly officer scolded the soldiers in the queue with a dark face, turned his head to Xie Heilong and said expressionlessly: "Three ruffians, 200 push-ups each, you can't do it in three minutes, don't sleep tonight." ”

After saying that, the burly officer walked to his own quarters, and when he passed a fourth-class sergeant major, he said to the non-commissioned officer: "When they are done, your organization will be disbanded." ”

The burly officer took a few steps, turned to the non-commissioned officer and added, "Prepare a pair of pants for that lepper soldier,"

It's only two o'clock now, and if you can't sleep tonight, your physical strength will definitely not be able to keep up tomorrow, and you'll really die by then. In order not to be crippled by this chameleon, Xie Heilong used his strength to eat milk and lay on the ground and did it violently.

200 push-ups, Xie Heilong can easily do them, but within two minutes, the difficulty will be several times greater.

After doing push-ups and returning to the dormitory, I instantly exerted excessive fatigue and weakness from lack of sleep. The three of them didn't want to take off their clothes, so they just lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

"Woo-woo-"

At five o'clock in the morning, the sound of an emergency assembly sounded again, this time it was not a short whistle, nor the shouts of the watchman, only the sound of the air defense siren, and the loud noise of the loudspeaker, which made the house shake slightly.

"Air defense alert? Damn, fully armed and urgently assembled, grandma's, it's good that I didn't take off my clothes. The fat man who was woken up, as soon as he heard that it was an air raid siren, immediately got up from the bed, and said to Xie Heilong with a happy face.

Xie Heilong, who was stuffing the mattress into the backpack, saw that the fat man still had time to talk, threw the backpack on the ground on the fat man, and said to him: "Don't be verbose, hurry up and pack the things, I don't want to be by that chameleon again." ”

Suddenly, a black shadow ran over from Xie Heilong's side with a "bang". Open the door and rush downstairs.

"Black Dragon, it won't be that Liang Chao who went out just now, right? Is this guy a monkey turned? The fat man looked at Xie Heilong with disbelief and asked stupidly.

At this time, Xie Heilong remembered one thing, when he gathered in an emergency last night, only the three of them were punished, and it turned out that this guy had already run away.

Xie Heilong saw that he had just put the quilt into the rucksack, and Liang Chao, the obscene guy, had already gone out, and couldn't help but sigh with admiration: "This guy's speed is really fast, it seems that there are many masters in this assessment team, everyone has their own skills, we can't be dumped by them, hurry up and finish it." ”

When Xie Heilong and the others ran down, a fourth-class sergeant major was shouting and scolding, tidying up the team that hurriedly ran downstairs.

After a while, the entire assessment training team lined up in the playground downstairs.

At this time, the burly officer, with his hands behind his back, walked over leisurely.

Seeing the chameleon coming, everyone immediately straightened up, and they had learned the methods of this chameleon last night, for fear that he would catch the pigtails again.

The burly soldier stopped in front of the team, looked at the whole team left and right, and said to everyone with a smile: "Very good, this time is much faster than the first time, I am very happy." But I didn't have fun last night, and I feel very derelict as your instructor. I've decided to take you to have a good time today, how about a 40-kilometer march? ”

40 kilometers early in the morning? Everyone was frightened.

"Since you don't speak, it proves that I paid good attention."

After saying that, the chameleon instructor's smiling face disappeared in the blink of an eye, and with a straight face, he shouted at the team: "All gone, turn right, run and go!" ”