Chapter Twenty-Six: What Are the Two Old Men Talking Nonsense!
Ha, you are not mistaken, from the bottom of my bones, I am a hentai! Uh, no, gentleman. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoCoincidentally, Zhu Ya has countless traits all over her body that have hit my cuteness point - the identity of the princess is one, the contrast between the heroic performance on the battlefield and the inner slenderness is also one, and the other is the excellent figure, although it is not necessarily comparable to my own little sister...... Well, the last item can only be said to be obscene, count me in the mouth. But calling such a beautiful girl His Royal Highness can really arouse a certain high-pitched desire in my heart, and I am inexplicably happy when I scream. Hehe, I'm hentai, you have the ability to bite me!
Tut-tut, to be honest, the genetic improvement of the royal family for dozens of generations has been really good, Zhu Yuanzhang's horse face gene has long been covered up by the beauty of countless generations of harem beauties, and the result of such a long-term selection and breeding is that the royal family is all handsome men and beautiful women, not to mention the country and the city, but the most inferior can also be regarded as beautiful - of course, eating fat dun does not count. For example, the second son of the current saint weighs more than 200 pounds, and as for the specific data, even the most powerful paparazzi have not been able to detect it......
When I faithfully expressed my inner thoughts and showed an intoxicated expression, Zhu Ya's face changed instantly, and the eyes that looked at me were terrified, and it was definitely a perverted expression.
Well, that's not bad. Just let her realize that I am a flesh-and-blood person, people with a little shortcomings will not be alienated, and people who are too perfect will make people feel a sense of distance!
"Ahem, sorry to bother you two." A deep voice rang out behind me.
My hairs stand on end, and my hair is terrifying! Which big guy is this? Jumping out of the blue scares people to death, do you know?
I struggled to turn my stiff neck around, and the smile on my face froze completely.
"Xiaguan see Lord Chen, General Lan!" I hurriedly bowed my hand.
It was none other than Chen Siying, the political envoy of Yili, and General Lan Tianwei, the chief military officer of Yili. I have already seen Chen Siying, and I have seen Lan Tianwei many times on TV, and I am no stranger to his appearance.
I was a little panicked, I was caught and raped by these two guys on the spot, what if I was secretly involved in a book "Seducing the princess in broad daylight, there is immorality, and the sin is not forgiven......
"Alas, don't be polite, please get up quickly. Lord Zhen is a young hero, and Hugh is going to be embarrassed. "Before I could bow down, Lan Tianwei grabbed my arm and dragged me up.
"The general must not call himself untalented in front of the boy, or I will lose my life." I arched my hand.
"Where, Lord Zhen is absolutely deserved, as the so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, adults and young heroes, but they are really envious of the old man." Lan Tianwei smiled slightly.
The Ming Dynasty inherited the customs of the ancients, and was qualified to be called an old man when he was over thirty, but with the increase in life expectancy, people over forty years old now generally call themselves so.
"Uh, teen hero?" I'm a little confused, I'm a young talent at most as a second-class jinshi, right? When did you become a teenage hero?
"Lord Zhen's performance in the territory of the Russian Turks is really heartbreaking. When the boy of the Xu family proposed his whimsical plan to me, I strongly objected, no matter how I thought about his plan, it was extremely difficult to act, once it failed, not only would I have to catch a prince, but also a princess who would hide her identity and serve under my command. As he spoke, he glanced at Zhu Ya meaningfully.
Zhu Ya's face turned red and she bowed slightly. Although it looks good, it is still awkward - wearing a modern military uniform to perform the ancient women's ceremony, it hurts, it is like a broken egg! However, there is no way, this is in the Ming Dynasty, which has lived for nearly 600 years......
"But Your Majesty personally sent me a letter to support the actions of the two descendants, and said that no matter whether life or death, I will not be held responsible, and I have no choice but to allow it." Lan Tianwei let out a long sigh, "I thought that Your Majesty certainly had the intention of sharpening young people, but this move was too dangerous no matter what, fortunately, you didn't have an accident in the end." But I know that the Xu family kid is more than calm, not enough to change, more than enough to be a deputy, less than enough to be a master general, and Her Royal Highness the princess is too little experience, no matter who the two of them are, it is difficult to support the overall situation, so in this operation, you have made a lot of efforts in it, right? Although you are a civil servant, I suspect that you may be the first to do so. ”
"My lord praised it falsely, and all of this is a collective credit." I hastened to be humble. Even if the words of Lan Tianwei are used in the heart, they must be humble, modesty is the virtue of the people, discipline can be lost, modesty can not be lost. A great man whose name will become * once said that "humility makes people progress, and pride makes people backward", and I still respect his old man's words.
"Look at it, Lao Lan, I think people are right, this son is young and promising, there is no shortage of intelligence and calmness, and what is even more commendable is that he knows how to advance and retreat, does not bow, and accidentally captures the peace of mind of Her Royal Highness the Princess, and it will not be in the pool in the future." Chen Siying patted Lan Tianwei's shoulder and laughed.
Lan Tianwei looked at me, then at Zhu Ya, whose face was red to the base of her neck, and also laughed: "Lao Chen, you are right, after all, you are a civil official, and you are really more accurate than me in looking at people." ”
Hey, hey, two old people who don't cultivate, is it really okay to say such things in front of the forbidden army officers and princesses? Damn, you rely on your identity as a feudal official and you are not a party who can speak freely, my little shrimp is hard!
I really don't want that to reach the ears of the Holy Beings today. cough cough, although you shouldn't chew the root of your tongue, but since Lai Yuejing, the proportion of Emperor Daming's daughter control is obviously too high, and the standard for picking horses is even more harsh, I don't want to be crushed into a meatloaf by the super boss in the Jinluan Palace, and I still have a little sister at home who needs to be caressed...... I mean take care of it! Do you know that my teacher Qian Ruoshan doesn't have a male in the family, everything needs me to inherit, if I am slandered by your rumors, I will be very troubled! You two sincerely want me to die, don't you? Even if I wasn't in the pool, I would definitely be killed by a big-mouthed person like you before the carp jumped over the dragon gate! I see that you are jealous of me, suave, young and promising, handsome and promising, with a bright future!
Uh, in fact, I'm just complaining, please don't take it seriously, I'm used to talking about it, you should all be watching farts.
"But speaking of which, Lord Zhen's visit to the Western Regions this time was personally arranged by His Majesty, right? Put your kid together with the prince and the princess, it seems that you are really a saint, Jane is in the emperor's heart......" Lan Tianwei touched his chin and looked at me carefully, and his eyes were like a staring at his own food.
Instantly, I got goosebumps on my back. I'm a straight man!