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In a small forest, Han Hao and Wei Li were all panting and hiding here, Huang Yaozong's people led people straight over, and did not come in to search, seeing the pursuers walking away, the two leaned against the tree. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Han Hao is not afraid of Huang Yaozong, but it is better to have more than one thing, and there is no need to compete with this kind of second-generation official.

Sensing the angry gaze next to him, Han Hao turned his head and smiled slightly, "Great monk, we are quite destined, those people are not difficult for you, right?" ”

The big monk pointed at Han Hao and said, "You kid is lacking in virtue, monk, I know you a fart, now it's okay, Huang Yaozong can't find you, he will definitely spill his anger on the monk and me, what do you say?" ”

"Not necessarily, great monk, it seems that you pit me first, you know Huang Yaozong's identity, and you still asked me to stay, if I didn't run fast, I would have been pitted into the fire pit by you now, so let's level it out."

"Flat? Hmph, I can't go back to the temple of the monk you harmed, I want to put aside the relationship, it's not so easy, monk, I went down the mountain to make a fate, and I provoked whom. ”

The great monk touched his bald head and said indignantly.

Damn, this monk didn't want to slander me, Han Hao immediately spread his hands and said, "Then I can't help it, this story tells us, don't go around making fun in the future." ”

"Huh"

The great monk was amused, pointed to his nose and said, "You mean that I am to blame?" Monk, I just said a few words. ”

"Great monk, you are still a monk, don't you know that you can kill people with a word?"

"This ...... Alas, boy, let's not talk about these useless things, I will definitely not be able to go back to the temple in the future, how can you compensate me? ”

"Didn't you go down the mountain to make a fate? If you don't go back, what will happen to those monks on the mountain? Wei Li felt that the great monk was quite interesting, and asked curiously.

The big monk was a little embarrassed and said: "From the abbot to the sweeping monk on the mountain, the monk and I are all concurrently serving as a monk, I am full of food alone, and the whole temple is not hungry." ”

Han Hao opened his mouth wide, this is okay? Trying to hold back a smile, he asked, "Great monk, why are you so miserable, I see that incense is flourishing in temples in other places." ”

"Alas"

The great monk sat on the ground, took out a shiny fat chicken leg from his arms, took a bite, sighed and said: "The world is difficult, the people are unable to sustain three meals a day, how can there be extra sesame oil money, there were more than ten people in the temple, the day after tomorrow really had no choice, they all went to other temples to place orders, only the monk I supported the temple." ”

Han Hao, Wei Li's eyes were straight, and the great monk actually stuffed the chicken leg in his arms, and his chest was still bulging, so it seemed that he had hidden a lot.

Wei Li smiled: "Then you are really miserable, you can revitalize the temple now, take in more little monks, it's okay to let them go out to make a relationship, and it should be able to maintain it by taking more Dharma to do it." ”

"Rites? Ahem, I'm not proficient in monks. ”

The big monk made Han Hao and Wei Li roll their eyes with a word, if you are not proficient in anything, you won't be able to do anything at all, you are the host, you don't know how to do things, is there anyone more unreliable than you?

Looking at the big monk with a mouth full of oil, Han Hao was puzzled: "Are you really a monk?" Shouldn't monks abstain from eating meat? ”

"Hey, that's all your mortal understanding, cultivation is the heart, as long as there is a Buddha in the heart, the body is just a pair of stinky skins, why care about what you eat, it's just to fill up, steamed chicken legs are the same in my eyes as a monk."

The big monk waved his hand, looking like a monk, but he was shaking a chicken leg in his hand, which was really unconvincing. ”

"Oh, really?"

Han Hao pointed to the big monk's arms and said, "In that case, big monk, divide the chicken legs in your arms with us, and when we go to the front town, I will buy a steamed bun and return it to you." ”

"Ahem"

The big monk was choked by Han Hao and coughed, glared and said, "You kid pit my account hasn't been settled yet, and now you still want to eat the monk's thighs, no way!" ”

"Even if your thighs are cooked, I won't even look at them"

Han Hao said directly: "Great monk, what do you want, say it." ”

"It's easy"

The big monk immediately changed his smiling face and said, "You let the monk and I have no temple to return to, and I have nowhere to go anyway, so I will follow you, how about you raise a monk for three years?" ”

Han Hao couldn't believe it and shouted, "Raise you for three years? ”

Then he roared angrily: "Monk, do you still want to make a big deal?" You're touching porcelain, you know? ”

The big monk touched his bald head and asked Wei Li, "What is a sugar daddy?" What is touching porcelain? ”

Han Hao said weakly: "Monk, you are a slanderer, do you know?" ”

The great monk nodded shyly and said, "Monk, I know, I'm really ashamed, oh Mida is hungry." ”

Han Hao: ......

"Boy, what kind of eyes do you have?"

The great monk was indignant and said, "It's the truth that you cheated me in Huang Mu Town, right?" If it weren't for the monk and I ran fast, now we would be separated forever, and the monk I can't go back to the temple now, this is also a fact, right? Hmph, have you raised it for more than three years? ”

Wei Li watched the two of them arguing, and laughed, Han Hao who could speak was speechless, and he really hadn't seen anyone who was speechless.

Han Hao and the big monk stared at each other, and finally Han Hao spoke: "Forget it, three years is three years." ”

"That's right, boy, I am a good monk, I have tiles to cover my head, and I have porridge to eat, so I am satisfied."

The great monk made a cute appearance and said.

Han Hao didn't bother to pay attention to him, looked at the road, and asked, "Great monk, do you know what is close to Yangzhou?" ”

"Ah, you're going to Yangzhou?"

The monk suddenly became a bitter gourd face, and said: "This place is far away from Yangzhou, and you can't get there in four or five days, why are you going to Yangzhou?" ”

After speaking, the monk looked at Han Hao and Wei Li, and after a while, he had a suddenly realized expression and said, "I understand, you must have eloped, right?" ”

Wei Li's face turned red, she glanced at Han Hao out of the corner of her eyes, and lowered her head, she went back to worship her parents this time, and she also wanted to take Han Hao to see her parents' graves.

The big monk looked at Wei Li's shy appearance, and was even more sure that he had guessed correctly, and he didn't notice that Han Hao's face was dark, and he continued: "Look at the cute Peugeot of your girl, you can see that you are a beautiful girl, this kid who lacks virtue looks like a cow herding baby, and your parents should not agree, alas, but you don't need to go to Yangzhou if you elope, the mountains are high and the road is far away, this is not a toss monk and me." ”

Han Hao really wanted to kick that big fat face, but the other party was always a monk, and said with a dark face: "We have something to do when we go to Yangzhou, if you don't want to go, then please go to it." ”

"Hehe, if you want to get rid of the monk me, it's not so easy, isn't it just to go to Yangzhou, small meaning, the monk I will lead the way, you are responsible for digging the silver on the way, and ensure that you get to Yangzhou as quickly as possible."

Calculating that the time should be almost up, Han Hao helped Wei Li up, patted the dust behind him, and said: "It's not early, let's get on the road, you can't get to the next town before dark, so you can only spend the night in the wild." ”