The original Wu Dalang's natural temperament was both good and smooth. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoWhen you encounter this situation, you may just turn a blind eye, let things go naturally, and let them go with the flow.

But Kuaifei is different.

He was in the prime of his youth. A young man of this age has the highest heart and a rough temper. Once there is such a nameless anger in my heart, it will be difficult to swallow this breath back.

The dog skin plaster had not yet been completely softened, and Kuai Fei couldn't hold it anymore and rushed out of the kitchen in stride.

Kuai Fei felt that he had thrown off the "big stride" as much as possible, but Wu Dalang was born with short feet. With such a hurry in his heart and such a hurry under his feet, the heroic spirit of the striding meteor did not succeed in showing, but the two little short legs flew quickly like Hot Wheels, and ran all the way.

Seeing that his eldest brother was coming out of the kitchen, and the smoke was about to come out, Wu Erlang's face became a little ugly......

This Wu Dalang's body is long horizontally, although it is not high enough in the longitudinal direction, but it has been doubled and strengthened in the horizontal direction, so it looks like a round ball of meat from a distance. Once you shake off a series of small broken steps and run like a fly, at a cursory glance, it really looks like you are about to "roll".

Wu Erlang didn't know if his eldest brother had encountered any special situation for a while, but he just looked at him with sad eyes that hurt Dandan.

Jiuniang was originally facing Erlang and facing away from Da Lang, but at this time, she turned around, smiled like a flower, was tender, and said softly: "Da Lang slow down!" Watch the soles of your feet! ”

It is said that Deng Jiuniang is actually [Zhen-Pan Jinlian], her personality is not much different from the [Overhead-Pan Jinlian] in the Water Margin, and she has always been a female poxant who specializes in family.

In fact, in the 21st century, there are also many sisters who are born "at home", that is, in front of their own men all day long, once they meet Mr. President or Gao Fu Shuai, they have become harmless cute kittens of humans and animals.

Although Kuai Fei is a virgin-male, he also understands that most girls have such a similar little problem.

Seeing that Jiuniang restrained the arrogance of the female insect, and suddenly put on a tame and kind fake sheepskin, how can you not understand the meaning here? This is clearly to brush up on favorability in front of Wu Erlang!

Thinking like this, Kuai Fei's heart became even more angry.

The nameless fire was so abrupt that he simply forgot that some of the bricks that Shi Cai had temporarily carried for the windowsill had not yet had time to return to their original positions.

Jiuniang's reminder that the attitude is of course deliberately to sell cute pets in front of Erlang, which is really hateful. But the specific content of her sentence is not a slang.

The originally flat ground in this courtyard is now uneven, and a few more bricks have appeared for no reason.

Judging from the speed of the martial brother's feet, it is very likely that he stepped on the brick carelessly and broke his ankle.

said that it was too late, and Deng Jiuniang and Wu Erlang didn't have time to give a clearer reminder......

Kuai Fei had already stepped on half a damn green brick.

"! This time it's a shame to lose a lot of hair! ”

Wu Dalang stepped on half of the green brick with this foot, the green brick without a foundation couldn't bear it, and slipped to the side, Dalang's feet suddenly lost their due support point, and his whole body shook suddenly, trembling in the air, and then pushed the golden mountain to fall like a jade pillar.

"I ...... What a failure I was! I'm sorry for the motherland, I'm sorry for the people, I'm sorry for CCAV and MTV, I've embarrassed the crossing world! I'm so unwilling! ”

Kuai Fei was so unwilling, he fell with regrets, and fell face down on his stomach and fell out of a toad flat sand and goose style. Of course, if you have to rack your brains to whitewash it, you can actually call it the frog prince pose.

"Huh?"

"What is this?"

"Immortals? Monster? ”

The role of Wu Dalang played by Kuai Fei is crawling face down on the mud at the moment, and he can't see what is happening around him for a while.

But the discussion made by the two onlookers seems to be a bit unscientific?

Didn't this pair of dog men and women get the wrong script?

Wu Dalang was embarrassed and fell out of a dog crawling style, even if Pan Jinlian and Wu Song were kind and didn't laugh out loud, at least they should have made fun of it secretly.

Fairy monster, which channel is this BUG line strung over?

Struggling to raise his head and look in front of him......

A silver-glittering, egg-shaped flying object was hovering in mid-air, spinning and dripping......

I'm going to it! Such a sci-fi scene shouldn't have appeared casually in the Great Song Dynasty! Little secretary of the big league, are you going to die?

As soon as I saw such a small prop with an extremely strong sci-fi atmosphere floating in the air, Kuai Fei didn't need to think about it again, needless to say, this must be some future kitchenware that a little secretary once mentioned, or the so-called portable space, which was accidentally activated by the fall of Shicai, right?

"This thing was seen by Pan Jinlian and Wu Song, two ancient people, is it really no problem to play like this?"

Kuai Fei sighed in his heart and silently called the unreliable little secretary.

"Oops! Brother Fei, you're just a good person. ”

The little secretary immediately responded to Kuai Fei's complaint, and she snickered while excusing herself for her wrongdoing, "According to the simulation calculations made by the security system at that moment, the probability of severe trauma after losing the balance of the host's body is as high as 80%. The security system initiates the emergency rescue procedure on its own according to the emergency plan solidified in the memory. If it weren't for Little Boy No. 1 buffering you in an urgent moment just now, I'm afraid the host's body would have been seriously damaged at this moment. You see, Phineas, our Grand Alliance is very responsible for every host! Right? ”

"Don't brag with me! You are not looking at the face of making money, in order to plagiarize the technology of the 36-way hosts, you are willing to work so hard to ensure the personal safety of the hosts. If the host is warped, you won't get anything! ”

"Ahem! Am I clear enough? I didn't do what just happened. It is a fixed module solidified in the chipset by the development department, and in case of emergency, this module will automatically perform security actions. ”

"Oh! Is the technology of the major leagues already so advanced? That's a good thing! Kuai Fei's attitude immediately took a 180-degree turn, and he was no longer angry about this matter, but full of interest.

I thought to myself, in this era of Water Margin in front of me, a talisman artifact like this is really too important!

The current chronicle used by the Great Song Dynasty, according to the memory provided by Wu Dalang, is the so-called first year of the founding of the Song Hui Dynasty, Zhongjing, and the first year of the Kingdom, which is actually 1110 or 1111 in history. Even if Kuai Fei is not a reliable historical bricker, the maximum deviation will not deviate from the range of 1108-1112.

What does this temporal data mean?

This means that within a few years, no later than 1119, Song Jiang will instigate a huge peasant uprising, and Fang La in the south will also take advantage of the chaos to rise up.

Kuai Fei was originally a poor student from the countryside, and most of the students at the New East and West Chef School were the children of migrant workers, and he had to raise his hands and feet to approve of such a peasant uprising. If he has the opportunity, he also wants to go to Liangshan to play for a few days.

Think about it, what Li Kui said makes sense: the emperor takes turns, this year it is the turn of Zhao Guan's family, and next year it should be my brother.

What an advanced dish cooking consciousness beyond the times! The current two-party rotation model of a super-empire in the American continent is probably stolen from our brother Kui.

However...... However...... No matter how good the Water Margin cottage is, Fei Ge can't follow Wu Erlang to Liangshan to settle the grass.

Because, in the following winter of 1125 and the following Spring Festival of 1126, it was the famous Jingkang difficulty.

Song Jiang and his gang are good men, which is equivalent to helping Sticky Han and Jin Wushu a big favor in disguise! If it weren't for the great loss of vitality in the Song Jiang Fangla Rebellion just now, the soldiers and horses of the Great Song Dynasty might not have been able to withstand the cavalry raid from the Jurchens in the Northeast.

Yes, it's just that raids are right.

According to the history of Tianya Cooking, the Great Song Empire had a full 1 million forbidden troops, of which at least 200,000 were equipped with standard iron armor and high-quality steel knives. The Jurchen cavalry that came to attack my Great Song Dynasty was only 150,000, and they were very arrogant in dividing their troops into two routes. The siege of Taiyuan, Shanxi, gave full play to the strong advantages of cavalry in field mobility, and used the Taizu military technique of besieging the city to send reinforcements, and encroached on hundreds of thousands of Great Song rescue troops from all over the city one after another under the city of Taiyuan. Even the highest peak on the head of the Water Margin Lilu Tizhi, the famous Xiaozhu Jing Liuxiang Gong himself was beheaded by Marshal Jin Guo Muhan under Taiyuan City.

The second prince of the Jin Kingdom, Wanyan Zongwang's other cavalry, interspersed thousands of miles from the border of Hebei and Shandong, and directly detoured back to Bianjing.

In the battle of 1 million VS 150,000, the soldiers and horses of the Great Song Dynasty abstained and admitted defeat and surrendered on their own initiative. After the surrender, everyone knows the result, Song Huizong and Song Qinzong, father and son, were escorted to Heilongjiang as war trophies to worship the shaman god believed by the Jurchens. At least half of the thirty-two Great Song princesses raised by Zhao Ji of Song Huizong were killed by Jurchen robbers, and the other half probably committed suicide by biting their tongues.

This is the biggest catastrophe in the history of the magnificent civilization of the Great Flower Family, a great national shame, and also the greatest regret of the travelers.

The so-called biggest regret refers to the fact that Bianjing in the Northern Song Dynasty is the world's first case of capitalist industry and commerce sprouting in the world's largest civilized city in the contemporary world, if it is not destroyed in the war, perhaps the Great Song Dynasty will prosper, and the stroke of the ox will directly take the Americas 300 years ahead of Columbus, and the future world will not be able to turn the Britons to come out and build an empire that never sets.

Such a good opportunity for historical development, the golden age in which the Great Flower Cultivator proudly took a big step ahead of world civilization, was destroyed in the hands of two tactical geniuses from the Jurchen barbarians.

Although the main person responsible for the Jingkang disaster is the complete corruption of the entire bureaucratic class of the Great Song Dynasty, the second is that the emperors of all dynasties since Zhao Kuangyin have always emphasized literature and ignore military force, the third is that Zhao Ji of Song Huizong is not doing his job, he is keen on calligraphy and painting and picking up girls all day long, and does not pay attention to the government at all, the fourth is Cai Jing, Gao Yu, Tong Guan, Yang Jian, and the ministers who misled the country and harmed the people, and the fifth is that Song Jiang and Fang La's group of people have seriously shaken the foundation of the national defense of the Great Song Empire.

Although Song Jiang's historical responsibility is relatively small, this responsibility is still extremely heavy. The difficulty of Jingkang has made the big flower family lose too much.

Blind people can see the correlation between the cause and effect of this series of events, Jin Bing came to Bianjing in 1125, but Song Jiang in 1119 across Shandong to disturb the world. That very, very great brother Song Gongming, maybe he didn't mean it, but he is indeed one of the sinners of the country and the nation.

All in all, there was the rebellion of Fangla in the Song River, and then there was a large-scale invasion by the Jin soldiers, (and then Genghis Khan and Kublai Khan's family completely extinguished my Southern Song Dynasty in Yashan), Kuai Fei knew very well that he would have to survive the extremely dangerous and troubled times in the next few days.

According to the introduction of the little secretary, in order to strictly protect the personal safety of the host, this system is equipped with quite advanced intelligent self-starting emergency rescue procedures...... Isn't that ...... Doesn't that mean ......

In this era of cold weapons, can Phineas ignore all physical attacks with limited speed?

Whether it is a knife, a gun, an arrow, or a flying stone, this system can assist the host to make evasive actions on its own?

Although the posture of the general falling down is a little ugly, compared to such a disadvantageous avoidance attribute, the posture is more ugly, so what is it?

As a result, Kuai Fei's mood immediately changed drastically.

For the Shuibo Liangshan Uprising that will break out in a few years, and for the Jin-Song War that will inevitably detonate more than ten years later, Kuai Fei now has completely different ideas.

With this magic skill, if you still only want to make money and play a little role for the country, you are still not Chinese!

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