Chapter 819: All in action
Chapter 819: All in action
Fang Xuanling and Chu Suiliang all laughed when they heard this. They have always relied on their own means for court disputes, but this is the first time they have encountered such means as Wang Ping'an's envoy.
Fortunately, Ma Zhou didn't join in the fun at this time, and didn't come to listen to them, otherwise he would have to scold, saying that this method is too despicable, and it is simply a big thing, which is really unreasonable!
However, even if Ma Zhou reprimanded him, if he wanted to actually do it, he had to do it according to Wang Ping'an's idea. After all, it's okay to do it, but if you do things righteously, then you won't be a fool, can a fool be the prime minister?
The eldest grandson Wuji was about to take Wang Ping'an to Dongtai, but he saw a person walking outside the hall, who was Shi Aiguo, the new head of the Ganlu Palace. Shi Aiguo smiled on his face, and when he approached Wang Ping'an, he said, "Prime Minister Wang, our family has something to ask for, can you take a step to speak?" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji's face sank, if it was Shi Zhongchen who came over, he would have to give face, but Shi Aiguo, then pull it down, the old history is a green onion, and the little history is a fart!
"Is there anything you can't say to our faces, but it's dirty?" The eldest grandson Wuji said coldly, he was deeply afraid that Shi Aiguo was sent by Concubine Xiao Shu and came to plead with Wang Ping'an, and he was even more afraid that Shi Aiguo would hear their plan. Their plan to draw lots is not something that a serious minister should do.
Shi Aiguo laughed dryly, he didn't have the momentum of his eldest brother, so he naturally didn't dare to stare at the eldest grandson Wuji, and said respectfully: "Back to the words of the eldest grandson, the villain wants to ask Wang Xiang to go to see the general manager of Shi Da, if there is any disturbance, I hope you will forgive me." ”
The eldest grandson Wuji sighed, looking at Wang Ping'an, this is not good for him to say and refuse, firstly, Shi Zhongchen is a little unaffordable, and secondly, Shi Zhongchen is a person who is about to die, and he can't offend him!
Wang Ping'an didn't dare to offend anymore, if he offended anyone, he couldn't offend the head of the eunuchs, and he didn't want to go to the palace to do anything in the future. He hurriedly said: "It's for General Manager Shi to see a doctor, then I naturally want to go, I have wanted to go for a long time, but I have never had the opportunity." ”
He turned around and said hello to the eldest grandson Wuji, the eldest grandson Wuji nodded, and took Fang Xuanling and them away, while he followed Shi Aiguo around in a big circle and rushed to the Guanyun Palace, they couldn't pass through the Ganlu Hall directly.
On the way, Shi Aiguo asked: "No disease, it seems that the emperor is going to make the eldest son of the emperor the prince, the queen is your cousin, in this way, you will also become an uncle of the country, twenty years later, you must be like the eldest grandson!" ”
Wang Ping'an laughed twice, he heard it, there was a bit of irony in his words, it may be that Shi Aiguo was troubled by the eldest grandson Wuji just now, and he was dissatisfied in his heart, so he hereby vented it.
Wang Ping'an said with a smile: "Uncle Shi said that he was joking, how can the little nephew have that ability, that is, to be an official and eat with a mouth!" ”
Shi Aiguo sighed and said, "Thanks to you for calling our family an uncle, to be honest, our family really doesn't dare to be it now!" ”
"In the heart of the little nephew, Uncle Shi will always be like an uncle." Wang Ping'an said, this is too sensual, and even he himself has goosebumps.
Shi Aiguo smiled, didn't say anything else, and didn't ask Queen Wang about the beautiful woman entering the palace, as if he didn't know about it at all. He is not stupid, Queen Wang can get women outside in, who he depends on, he must rely on Wang Ping'an. Although it is a matter in the palace, Wang Ping'an does not take the initiative to "report", as the next chief manager, he will not take the initiative to ask, at most it will be difficult for Wang Ping'an to know that Uncle Shi is wearing a few legs of pants!
The two of them arrived at the Ganlu Hall together, Shi Zhongchen had already returned, and lay down on the bed again, waiting for Wang Ping'an. Seeing Wang Ping'an's arrival, Shi Zhongchen had a smile on his face, just like an elder seeing his own junior, without the slightest unhappy expression.
Shi Zhongchen betrayed others, without blinking his eyelids, and he was also betrayed by others, and he would not blink a few more eyelids, on the surface, he didn't know anything about Queen Wang and Wu Meiniang, and he was not interested in knowing, and Wang Ping'an was still as affectionate as before.
Wang Ping'an stepped forward and bowed, and said, "Uncle Shi, my little nephew has come to see you, are you in good health during this time?" Seeing you in Chaoshang today, the spirit is not bad, and the little nephew is really happy for you. ”
Shi Zhongchen pointed to his bedside, motioned for Wang Ping'an to sit down, and said with a smile: "No, I'm old, I really don't accept old age." No disease, good boy, now Uncle Shi can use you, you can show our family, what is wrong, you have to take medicine, otherwise you can't die, and you will suffer alive, which will really make our family uncomfortable! ”
Wang Ping'an sat down and said, "Little nephew, I'll show Uncle Shi." He examined Shi Zhongchen.
Shi Zhongchen is sick all over his body, mainly because he is old and his body is aging, if he wants to be cured, like a young man, it is impossible, and it is even impossible to extend his lifespan, Shi Zhongchen's days are within half a year.
After Wang Ping'an did the examination, he sighed secretly in his heart: "Birth, old age, sickness and death, everyone in the world is the same, but if it really comes to anyone, it is also difficult to accept." ”
He put down his hand and said with a smile: "Uncle Shi, you are not seriously ill, just because you are old and have too little activity. If you eat more, take a walk or something, then your body will get better quickly. In this way, the little nephew will prescribe you a tonic, you take one dose a day, replenish qi and blood, and get better faster! ”
He took up the pen and prescribed a prescription and prescribed a tonic medicine to Shi Zhongchen. This time, he prescribed a prescription, but instead of following the curative effect, he wrote a long prescription like an ordinary imperial doctor, which was beautiful but not too effective. Now Shi Zhongchen, it's not good to take any medicine, this is no way, you should ask for psychological comfort!
Shi Zhongchen took the prescription and looked at it, nodded and said, "It's good." By the way, aren't you looking at the Goguryeo spy for an eye disease, how do you see it? ”
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "It's almost, just continue to take medicine to recuperate, to ensure that before he leaves for Yingzhou, his eye disease will be cured, and he will not delay things." Why, Uncle Shi even knows about this? ”
Shi Zhongchen sighed and said: "Our family doesn't want to know, but they can't stop them from telling our family everything, and they can't be quiet for a while." He handed the recipe to Shi Aiguo and said, "Go grab the medicine and decoction, and bring it to me later." ”
Shi Aiguo agreed, knowing that the eldest brother was going to talk to Wang Ping'an, he took the prescription and turned to leave. There were only two people left in the Guanyun Palace, Wang Ping'an and Shi Zhongchen.
Wang Ping'an's heart was furious, what did Shi Zhongchen want to do, to ask something that he couldn't say on the surface? There are some things that you can't tell him, but how do you make them up? Shi Zhongchen is in the palace, and there are some things that he can't hide if he wants to, he is not the eldest grandson Wuji!
But Shi Zhongchen didn't ask anything that made it difficult for him to answer, but said: "No disease, you know, Uncle Shi, I am old, and I don't have a few days to live, and I am going to see the first emperor, in fact, I have been looking forward to that day and going to the underworld to serve the first emperor!" But ......"
Wang Ping'an hurriedly said: "But Uncle Shi is at the peak of the Spring and Autumn Period, and it was still early that day, ...... That, don't worry! I can't think of any more comfort, so I came up with such a sentence.
Shi Zhongchen smiled and said, "Uncle Shi begs you something, if you are filial, you can do it for me!" ”
Wang Ping'an only felt his scalp tingle, and knew that it was definitely not a good thing, but he didn't dare to say yes.
Shi Zhongchen said: "Can you make a dose of poison, the kind that will kill you immediately after eating it!" ”
Wang Ping'an was taken aback, he never imagined that Shi Zhongchen would make such a request. He hurriedly shook his head and said, "Uncle Shi said that he was joking, the little nephew is a doctor, and he can only prescribe medicine to treat diseases, not to kill people!" ”
Shi Zhongchen waved his hand and said, "If you want to talk about poison, our family can't get it hard, and if you eat the medicine that will die immediately, you can have as much as you want." But the difficulty is that you can't get the kind of medicine that will die if you eat it, but you can't see that it is poisoned, what our family means is that if you eat that kind of poison, you will die peacefully, and others can't find out that our family is poisoned! ”
The sweat on Wang Ping'an's forehead came out, he didn't expect that Shi Zhongchen would have the idea of committing suicide by taking poison. He said with a bitter face: "Uncle Shi, why is this necessary, why is this suffering?" ”
Shi Zhongchen said with a smile: "No disease, tell me, did the ancients have eunuchs like our family who have been eunuchs for a lifetime and have been tyrannical for a lifetime, but they have to be able to get a good death?" ”
Wang Ping'an sighed, the eunuchs generally don't end well, of course, there are those who can get a good death, but there are very few people who can have a good death. Of course, even if there is, he can't give examples, how can there be good things in the history of the eunuchs, everyone is scolding, you can't compare others with the one in front of you!
Shi Zhongchen said: "Look, I can't say it!" Our family has been across all our lives, I don't want to be too ugly when I die, even if I die, I have to die with dignity, rather than rolling around in bed, it is better to take poison to be more refreshing. But there is one thing, we don't want others to know that it was poisoned, if we can't find out, we have to be peaceful. Do you understand what serenity means? You know what we mean, right? ”
For big people with excellent faces, this requirement is not outrageous, there are always such people in all dynasties, but the premise is that they are forced to be cornered, and if there is no choice, this trick will be used, but the problem is that Shi Zhongchen is not forced to be cornered!
I can't prescribe him this medicine!
Wang Ping'an made up his mind and nodded: "Uncle Shi, the little nephew's heart really hurts a lot, but ...... Alas, the little nephew will prescribe you a dose of this poison, but let's say in advance that the poison can only be used as a last resort to relieve your pain, but not in other situations! ”
"Save, save. We don't want to die that much. Shi Zhongchen nodded, and said: "If you want two servings, I'm afraid that you won't be able to die with one dose, so prepare one more portion, the portion is larger, and you can die happily." He thought to himself: "One for the slut of Queen Wang, and one for the slut of Wu Meiniang, I won't use it myself!" ”
If you want to say that the methods are vicious, Wang Ping'an is far inferior to Shi Zhongchen, no matter what, he is a normal person, without Shi Zhongchen being so distorted, of course, I can't imagine that Shi Zhongchen has the courage to feed poison to Queen Wang and Wu Meiniang!
Wang Ping'an thought to himself: "I can't believe me, so I have to prepare two poisons, one he wants to test to see the effect, if he really dies quickly and peacefully, then he will use the second one." No, I can't prepare a single one for him. It's really not good, so I will give him a dose of anesthetic, it is estimated that it is just one, and he will first divide half of it to test the medicine, so the person who tried the medicine will faint, and then wake up again, I said that the amount of medicine is not enough, and it can be confused! ”
Wang Ping'an said: "Little nephew, do your best, let's go back to dispense medicine, does Uncle Shi have any other instructions?" ”
Shi Zhongchen shook his head, said no, and specially instructed: "Don't tell others!" ”
"How can the little nephew tell others!" Wang Ping'an stood up, saluted, and then left.
As soon as Wang Ping'an left, Shi Zhongchen's face immediately became gloomy, and he said secretly: "Little slippery head, even if you slip again, you have to drink my old man's *** water." Wait for your medicine to be taken by the queen Wang, I will leave some clues, and I will see what you do. I can't do it, but before I return to heaven, without you, Queen Wang and that Wu Meiniang, to stand in front for me, wouldn't I be white and majestic for this life! ”
Wang Ping'an walked out of the Guanyun Palace, thinking: "I'm really stupid, prepare poison for you!" The poison thing, the important thing is not who eats it, but the crime of secretly sending poison into the palace, once it is found out, my family's head is not enough to cut off. ”
patting his ass, he went to Dongtai and discussed with the eldest grandson Wuji how to cheat.
At this time, the palace was already in chaos. The matter of the gold box inspection was immediately passed into the harem, Concubine Xiao Shufei was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, she originally wanted to fight for her son for the position of prince, but she didn't expect the opportunity to really come to the door, although there is no precedent for this kind of thing, but after all, her son got the opportunity, but how can she be sure to win?
She was also thinking about how to cheat, but she didn't think of a way for a while, so she had no choice but to send someone to find her uncle Xiao Sihui and ask Xiao Sihui to find a way.
In the queen's bedroom, Queen Wang was also so anxious that she circled all over the ground, as soon as she got the news, she asked someone to find Wang Ping'an, but Wang Ping'an went to Shi Zhongchen, she had to wait, but the more she waited, the more anxious she became, and stomped her feet, it was better to go to the empty little nun, and let the empty probe the emperor's tone for her.
As for the more secluded hall, Wu Meiniang and Li Zhi were happy at first, and then Li Zhi told Wu Meiniang about it when he was resting. Wu Meiniang felt a little regretful, if only she could establish a prince a few years later, maybe she could give birth to a son and have a share!
But now she doesn't have a son, only one daughter is still raised by Wang Ping'an, and she can't even enter the palace. So she didn't pay much attention to this matter. After accompanying Li Zhi for a while, Wu Meiniang said: "Your Majesty, are you hungry, or will Meiniang get you something to eat?" ”
Li Zhi smiled: "There is no food here, you have to ask someone to get it." There's someone waiting outside the door, so you call and ask them to bring some food and drink. Actually, I brought a food box last night, did you eat it? ”
Wu Meiniang got dressed, shook her head and said: "I didn't eat, the emperor didn't put the food box at that time, the wine and food were spilled, and I'm very hungry now!" ”
She went out of the outer hall and came to the door, and just opened a gap in the door, and wanted to speak outside, but she saw the queen standing on the steps!