Chapter 5 Uninvited Guests
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The second king of Chengxi kept urging in the kitchen, and walked around the house with his hands behind his back.
"Hypnotic, looking for a cut, right? It's like a starving ghost early in the morning, and the shop is busy today? ”
Wang Er hurriedly smiled and said, "Yes, several guests placed orders yesterday, and I have to rush over and keep an eye on it." ”
Not long after, a fat woman came out of the kitchen, brought the noodles to the table, looked at Wang Er and gobbled up, and reminded: "If you are in charge, you should be busy, and you should also pay attention to your body." ”
After eating the noodles, Wang Er picked up the rag on the table and wiped his mouth, and the fat woman complained for a while. After going out, he went straight to the east of the city, yesterday he overheard the little beggar begging limerick, it was really interesting, and he was still in his mind when he went home, and he had to go to occupy a good position as soon as possible.
I originally thought that this morning, I would definitely be able to occupy a front row, but when I arrived in the east of the city, the crowd had already surrounded several floors, and when I heard the sound of Allegro inside, Wang Er sharpened his head and drilled in.
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Beggars are found in all dynasties and generations, and there are not many people in peacetime, but in times of war and chaos, they are a group that cannot be ignored.
There are seventeen or eighteen beggars of all sizes on Changping Street in Yangzhou City alone, not to mention several other main streets with strong crowds.
Not far from Han Hao's daily begging place, there were two beggars, one old and one young, the older one was forty years old, with a sharpened chin, a goatee, and only one eye was good. The little one is sixteen or seventeen years old, chubby, and the fat can block the vision when he laughs, which really makes people wonder if he is pretending to be a beggar to experience life, otherwise he is already lucky not to starve to death just by begging, how can he be so fat.
"Uncle, it's good, let's enjoy something to eat."
The man passing by squinted at the little fat man, and said with contempt on his face: "Why do you have to beg with good hands and feet? Even if you work hard to earn money, it's better than you. ”
After speaking, he pointed to Han Hao and the three people who were walking along the street in front of him, "They are also beggars, why do they give so many rewards?" Just now I also lost a piece of the ocean to reward, although I am a beggar, I can exchange humor for the laughter of others, and our reward is also worth the money, why is there such a big gap between beggars? ”
Looking at the man's back, the little fat man scolded in a low voice: "your grandma, the master has to have that ability, and he needs a hammer to eat." ”
Depressed back to the corner, I saw the old beggar squinting and napping, and suddenly became angry, "Blind old ghost, the master is tired to death, you will enjoy it, don't expect the master to help you at night." ”
The old beggar slowly opened his eyes and asked with a smile, "Then how much money do you want?" ”
"Hmph" The little fat man looked back at the crowd around the street entrance, and said hatefully: "It's all those three bastards, since they started talking about damn limericks yesterday, everyone has been attracted to it, and we can't even drink porridge." I really don't know what's good to hear, it's obviously bullshit. ”
"Hehe, no, don't look at what they say is the same as limericks, in fact, it's not the case, the kid who took the lead in making up lyrics is very appropriate, he can say different tricks for each one, and it's also very interesting, and it's natural to be popular."
The old beggar stroked his beard and analyzed: "Besides, the key is freshness, everyone has not heard of it, and they naturally feel interesting, and they don't charge money, and the reward is all voluntary, and it is difficult to think about it or not." ”
The little fat man pouted and said: "There's a lot of nonsense, let's think about what to do next, if we continue like this, we will starve to death sooner or later." ”
The old beggar said thoughtfully: "Now there are only two ways to go, one is for the three of us to mix together, and the other is for us to change places, I prefer the first one, what do you think?" ”
"Messing with them? You're fine, right, how can someone else take us in now that they make so much money every day? You're too whimsical, and you're addicted to the autumn wind, right? ”
"How do you know if you don't try everything, you forgot the old man's housekeeping skills."
The little fat man rolled his eyes and said, "Come on, you want to say that you can be regarded as an emperor on your fingers, a commoner on your bottom, and you can also see a feng shui treasure among them, right, put away this set, fool others, and you don't want to fool the little master." ”
"Hehe, listen to the old man, let's try it at night, if it doesn't work, move the place."
"Why, this street is still the master who came first, and he didn't want me to go out." The little fat man was unwilling.
The old beggar shook his head, looked like a magic stick, and said with a smile: "Little fat man, the old man won't lie to you, that little Haozi is not an ordinary person, and his achievements in the future are limitless, believe it or not." ”
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Since yesterday's instant fame, it spread all over the streets and alleys overnight, and as soon as Han Hao came today, he found that many people were already waiting early, and as soon as the bamboo board sounded, the number of people who came around was nearly twice as many as yesterday.
The little stammerer has not closed his mouth since yesterday, and after counting the money last night, he realized that they had earned four oceans, as well as a tael of broken silver, and he was so happy that he also drank two taels of white wine, and he ended up drunk in a mess.
was welcomed casually, and Han Hao was also full of energy, and he was the first pot of gold to make a fortune. Each family would talk about it, and sometimes they would tease the onlookers a few words, and the atmosphere of the scene continued to rise.
In the evening, as Han Hao said that today is the end, tomorrow everyone, please be early, after leaving, the crowd slowly dispersed, and many people discussed the joke of the little beggar just now while walking.
On the road, he stammered and said, "Brother Hao, I will reward more today, I estimate that there are six... Six oceans. ”
"Brother Hao, you are really a god, I have never heard you say it before, why did you know a lot of things after you recovered from your illness this time." The second asked in a stunned voice.
"Maybe God has mercy on us, this time the fever has subsided, and there are indeed a lot of things in my head."
The little stammered and said, "Maybe it's someone else who said... Said that the auspicious people have their own natural appearance, because of misfortune... Defu, anyway, as long as Han Hao you... It's fine if you're okay. ”
The second stunned touched his head and said, "Brother Hao, now that we have money, do we still want to be beggars?" Add up to ten oceans, and you can do a little business. ”
"Erdazi, Congzi, do you believe me?"
"Believe," the two said in unison.
Han Hao pondered: "I don't plan to change it at the moment, let's talk about it later." “
"Actually, it's not bad to think about being a beggar, unrestrained, the three of us brothers naturally want to be together."
Han Hao patted the two of them on the shoulder, warmth rose in his heart, and he thought of a lot of excuses, but they didn't work.
When he arrived at the residence, Han Hao suddenly found that there were some blood stains at the door, and the door was also hidden.
After making a silent movement, he slowly pushed open the door, looked around the yard to make sure that there was no one, and the irregular blood stains on the ground kept dripping into the house.
The little stammered nervously and trembled slightly, and the second stunned nerves were much thicker, and he couldn't get a wooden stick in his hand, and went around to Han Hao's body to walk in and stand in front of him.
followed the bloodstains all the way into the house, stretched out his head to look inside, stepped in stunned, touched his head and said loudly: "No one." ”
Han Hao frowned, looked around slowly, and finally his eyes stayed on the pile of tattered clothes in the corner, all of which were picked up by them in the past, sometimes there were too many holes in the clothes on his body, so he would find one from the inside and change it.
Although there were no obvious blood stains on the inside of the house, Han Hao faintly saw that someone should have wiped it, looked at the second stunned and gestured over there, and slowly walked over...
Han Hao pinched the clothes on them and opened them violently, and there was a young man hiding inside, covered in blood, looking at them in horror.
"There's... Someone," the little stutterer shouted.
The second stunned picked up the stick and pointed at the young man in the pile of clothes, and asked, "Who are you?" Who let it in. ”
Han Hao noticed that the young man's body was trembling slightly, there was no trace of blood on his face, and his lips were trembling, it should be that he had lost too much blood.
Reaching out and pressing the wooden stick that was stunned, he asked softly, "Where are you injured?" ”
The young man pulled his injured arm out of the pile of clothes, and said in a trembling voice: "My name is Wei Li, I was chased and killed and accidentally broke in to escape, please save me." ”
"Chase?" The second stunned pouted and said: "You are just a beggar, who will hunt you down if you are full." ”
Han Hao frowned and didn't speak, the young man in front of him did look as sloppy as a beggar, but his facial features were very delicate, and his fingers were slender, giving people a feeling of sissiness.
Wei Li still wanted to speak, but his head became more and more dizzy, and his head tilted and fainted.
"Hey" Ertun touched Wei Li's arm with a wooden stick and muttered, "You won't die, will you?" ”
Han Hao went over and pulled away Wei Li's sleeve, a wound the length of his index finger was bleeding, and he couldn't delay any longer, so he turned back to the little stammerer and ordered, "You go to the pharmacy immediately to grab the medicine now." ”
The little stammerer nodded and turned to run out, no extra doubts.
Since this kind of thing can only be managed by Han Hao, the situation in front of Wei Li is in danger, if you don't care, you won't be able to get through tonight at all. He could have been sent to the hospital, but Wei Li said that he was hunted down, and if it was true, it would be troublesome to carry him to the hospital rashly and be targeted by his enemies.
"Second stunned, you go boil some porridge" Han Hao fetched a basin of water and cleaned Wei Li's wounds.
Touching Wei Li's skin, Han Hao felt funny, as white and elastic as a lotus root, there was a feeling that it could be broken by blowing, and he used old clothes to clean the wound.
When night fell, behind the big tree opposite Han Hao's door, a pair of ghostly eyes stared straight at the gate opposite...