"Who is Xiao Mapo?"

Xi Xianbei's brain circuit is really strange. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ahem...... It was a kitchen god from Shu. ”

The mapo who bought tofu was actually Chen mapo.

However, the spice of Sichuan pepper is indeed a specialty of Shudi. There are no South American chili peppers in this year. But in the Western Zhou Dynasty, the Chinese called the cave room of the Son of Heaven and Empress XX the pepper room. Because of the smell of Sichuan pepper, it can remove rot and deodor.

Anyway, it was a leak, this Xiao Lipo was entangled in the problem of Ma Po, and Mr. Gongsun had to let the pepper come out as a shield.

The god of peppercorns, of course, is a category of kitchen gods, so the slip of the tongue just now becomes a compliment.

That should be enough to eliminate the hostility of the other party, right?

Sun Shengli could sense the hostility from Uncle Xiao. It's easy to understand. Elementary school students, especially junior high school students, like to give nicknames to their classmates and teachers. For example, if you are short and fat, you will be called a kimchi jar. Another example is that if a rural classmate has a whole character in his name, he will be called "Lao Lian".

The honest classmate in the countryside is called Hua Laoshuan, which is undoubtedly a personal insult. It can easily lead to a fight.

The revolutionary students of the twentieth century still had this bad problem. Not to mention the common people of the Song Dynasty.

The Song people are the ones who like to give people nicknames the most!

There are one hundred and eight nicknames for one hundred and eight people in the Water Margin. Many of them are flattering, and some are insulting. Xiao Wei Chi, Xiao Tai Wei or something, it is obviously a compliment. Sick lieutenant Chi, female big worm, day rat, drum flea or something, obviously sarcastic.

Sun Shengli realized that he was now in the Great Song Dynasty......

So this old man Xiao is particularly concerned about whether he has been given a new nickname, this attitude is too understandable!

Now that you have found your pulse, it's easy to prescribe the right medicine.

The words "God of Kitchen" and "God of Pepper" are undoubtedly good nicknames for compliments. Never insulting.

[Lesson: Don't give people nicknames in the Song Dynasty. In case the other party thinks it doesn't sound good, an international dispute will break out in minutes. 】

"Oh!" Xiao Lipo pondered, and said in a deep voice, "Pepper, Ma Ye." Hemp, pepper also. This Shudi specialty peppercorn, added to kimchi, should be very useful, right? Is this pepper god mapo also a member of my generation? ”

Sun Shengli wanted to vomit blood a little.

This old man's thinking is so far away that it is difficult for ordinary people to keep up.

Fortunately, when making kimchi in later generations, it is indeed necessary to put peppercorns.

Kimchi is ultimately a process of plant spoilage, and although yeast is the most well-known probiotic species, it does not change the fact that plants spoil.

Corruption inevitably stinks.

Sichuan peppercorns can get rid of these unpleasant fishy smells and foul smells.

Han China has long been accustomed to the use of Sichuan peppercorns. However, this item has to be bought from Shu sellers, and the cost is high. It is a rare luxury. It's about the same as pepper from the Age of Discovery.

Pepper in the Age of Discovery was basically as expensive as gold.

Speaking of which, the yield of this pepper in Shu is actually smaller than that of pepper in Southeast Asia.

The Khitan and Xi people of Liao have no mouth, and they have not learned the correct use of peppercorns, which is also the norm of the times.

Xiao Lipo is worthy of being the most experienced kimchi expert among the Xi people, with a lot of age and experience, and her brain is not slow. Immediately, I thought of the matter of Sichuan pepper.

Sun Shengli was a little remorseful, why should I make a mistake? What a hassle for yourself!

As a professional who has worked tirelessly on kimchi technology, Mr. Xiao is inevitably interested in peppercorns.

What to do? Do you want to accompany him to continue chatting about peppercorns?

This also has to talk about the trade routes between Shudi to Kaifeng, then to Wutai Mountain in Shanxi, and then to Xijin Mansion in Beijing and tax policies along the way. That's too long-winded! Brother Sun decided not to go so far from the old man!

"Why should I tell you?" Mr. Gongsun smiled incomprehensibly.

"If you and I cooperate in pickling kimchi, then I will naturally know everything about the problem of peppercorns. In addition to peppercorns, I also plan to share with my friends some tips for refining roses. ”

The words changed, and the smile on his face was retracted, "But! Are we a partnership? ”

Brother Sun still understands a little bit of this kind of negotiation skills.

Although he lost a court case in the twentieth century, after all, the Song group had made up for him a lot of tricks and tricks in official and shopping malls.

Brother Sun is now planning to throw out the bait and catch the old man of the Xiao royal family.

But Sun Shengli has never been able to truly understand the strangeness of the brain circuits of different races.

Xiao Lipo was ingenious again and asked, "Oh! Mr. Gongsun is planning to join our Seven Buddhas? That's a bit tricky! The Seven Buddhas cannot be changed to the Eight Buddhas. Unless one of the Seven Buddhas happens to pass away. ”

Our grandson is full of black lines.

What a stinking fart! Who said that the old capital wants to defect to your Seven Buddhas? Lao Zi obviously wants to pull you to join our underground party organization outside Liangshan, okay?

This barbarian dead old man, too stinky and beautiful, with a serious official-oriented ideology, always acquiesces that the "partnership" is that others run to him. This guy obviously didn't think about it, in fact, he could also take refuge in others.

Sure enough, the gas of this great Liao country has been exhausted! Looking at Xiao Lipo's attitude, Mr. Gongsun was full of feelings.

The fall of the Great Liao Empire has only happened in the last few years.

Wanyan Agu's current subordinates are only thousands. There are actually only hundreds of descendants who really belong to Aguta's own lineage.

Sitting on 700,000 war horses, the Great Liao Kingdom of Huanghuang, which was regarded as the suzerainty of the Western Xia, the Great Song Dynasty, the Jurchens, and the Sticks, will soon hit the streets in a magical posture.

The legend of Ah Guda's life, Sun Shengli is very familiar with it.

In the first battle of the Duck River, 3,000 Jurchens defeated the Liao army of 100,000.

Fight Huanglong Mansion again, and break 200,000 Liao soldiers.

Three battles to protect the step.

This battle of Hubu Dagang is the biggest classic in the history of the Jurchens, and the greatest shame of the Khitans. Emperor Tianzuo of the Liao State personally led the Liao army of 700,000 people to the battle, and in particular, he was killed by 20,000 Jurchens and ambushed for thousands of miles.

Da Liao died like this.

The myth of "the Jurchen is less than 10,000, and if it is full of 10,000, it is invincible", so it was spread by the unpromising Khitan stupid hat.

So much so that during the decisive battle in Beijing, Xiao Qian and Yelu Dashi used the heroic plan passed down by Zhou Yu to put some rumors in the ears of the Song envoys, and directly scared Liu Yanqing's 100,000 army to burn the camp and collapse itself.

looked at the master of the Liao Kingdom in front of him, with a self-righteous attitude.

Sun Shengli's mood was very heavy.

Uncle Xiao, you are so self-righteous, you can't do it! If Da Liao Qunhao can't learn the correct attitude of being a person as soon as possible, within a few years, he will prosper and decline, and be wiped out by the Jurchens.

"Why do I want to join any of the Seven Buddhas, why don't you join my team?"

Sun Shengli said bitterly, "Old Xiao! Learn to respect your opponents! This lesson is very important to you! It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a matter of life and death. ”

I thought to myself, this is actually just as important to Da Song.

If the Khitans hadn't collapsed so quickly, the Great Song Dynasty would not have been easily pacified by the Jurchens. Judging from Yue Fei's later achievements, even if the Song people only have half of the rivers and mountains south of the Yangtze River, they are capable of fighting against the Jurchens.

The Jingkang national disaster in the early stage was nothing more than a rush of time, and the ghost knew that the defeat of the one million Khitan army was like playing dominoes.

The military system of the Great Song Dynasty was redundant and complicated, and it raised more than one million waste wood troops. This can't all be blamed on Da Song's stupidity. Because the number one strong enemy in front of the Great Song Dynasty, the Khitan boss, also deployed a million scum soldiers and scumbag generals in this way. In particular, the Khitan had 700,000 horses. The Great Song Dynasty can only use human flesh to carry it, and it is really not enough to fill the pit if there are fewer people.

When the Great Liao Empire collapsed, the only opponent of the Great Song Dynasty was the Jurchens. At this time, the Great Song Dynasty should change the military system in time.

But Da Liao fell too fast, and he changed Mao Coconut to cross, but I am afraid that he will not be able to change the brain-dead habit of millions of Song soldiers fighting against Khitan idiots for a hundred years.

Therefore, Mr. Gongsun has the heart to remind his Khitan friends. Although the Xiao family of Xijin Mansion is Xi Xianbei, he is also a close confidant of the Khitan at this moment.

If the Khitans can carry it in the north for a few more years or more than ten years, it will be a blessing for the Great Song Dynasty.

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