To be honest, I'm really embarrassed, embarrassed and thrown into the Forbidden City, but I can't be blamed for this, the homework books of Daming Junior High School are all printed vertically, and the grid is too wide, which does not meet the standards for doing staves, so I have no choice but to draw it myself...... But that's not the point, it's the point - this matter has been exposed a long time ago! I really shouldn't have sent those songs to the Central Committee of the Cloth Party in Moscow because of my OCD episode. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

But why wasn't I condemned at that time? Didn't Chang Kaishen say that if the authors of those songs were caught, they would be imprisoned forever? But listening to His Majesty's tone, he didn't care about this at all, and his attitude towards me was no different from that of a child who liked to play pranks. Is it because of my teacher? Does my teacher have so much energy?

I still don't understand this, but aside from these incomprehensible questions, just looking at the results, I finally breathe a sigh of relief, fortunately, fortunately, it's okay, and I will never die again-although I don't even believe in this, I still get rid of the kings and believe me. There's nothing to lose anyway, is it?

But since the emperor doesn't blame me, I can also show off this matter a little: "Well, that's actually the case, Lord Lu, when I was in junior high school, I wrote "La Marseillaise" in my spare time, filled in the French lyrics and sent it to the Central Committee of the Buenos Aires. ”

Well, I'm showing it off.

Lu Zhengxiang was stunned for a while, and laughed: "I didn't expect our Jinshi to be so versatile...... When you look back, you must publicize this matter well. Our long-term Bagu cultural education has not only cultivated a fan-jin-style nerd, but also cultivated a versatile young man like Lord Zhen! Bagu Wencai is not a useless knowledge. ”

Although Lai Yuejing's era has improved the practice of relying only on Baguwen, when the current Chinese people are joking, they will still use Baguwen to refer to the rigid and rigid education model of the Ming Dynasty, just like the Chinese people in a certain time and space use this word to refer to quality education...... Well, I'm definitely not hacking anything, you must believe me, I'm a very honest person!

Lord Lu, I'm not kidding! The author of those songs is really me - I mean only this plane - forget it, believe it or not, I'm leaving, planning my plan to join the cabinet.

I was joking, I was not happy, to be honest, I was even a little disappointed, and I simply asked for my resignation: "Is there anything else that Lord Lu has?" If not, the subordinates will retire first. ”

"Wait a minute, Lord Lu, there is a piece of information from Jinyiwei, you and Lord Lu will discuss it together." Xu Xing didn't even knock on the door, and rushed into Lu Zhengxiang's office.

"Grandpa Xu, you are also a member of Bensan, so it is too unstable." Lu Zhengxiang frowned.

"But it's really urgent." Xu Xing held on to the table and panted, it seemed that he had run all the way, "The Soviet mission has just been secretly summoned into the palace by Abdul!" ”

"What?!" Lu Zhengxiang and I were shocked.

This Abdul is too bad for a thing, right? We have just negotiated well, but are we going to hook up with the Soviets again behind our backs?

"How did Jin Yiwei know about this, little grandfather? The Mughal side must have done this very secretly. Lu Zhengxiang knocked on the table, "I remember that Jinyiwei's strength in Delhi is not so strong, and the intelligence support provided to me is usually very lacking. ”

"Well, this time it's just a coincidence, our great geographer Ou Ti stumbled upon it while investigating folklore, and the Soviets used a rickshaw to sneak a detour from the slums of Delhi to the Mughal Palace......"

"Well, can I interrupt you? Little grandfather, didn't you just say that this was intelligence from Jinyiwei? Why did you get involved with Ou Ti again? "For some reason, my heart is cold at the moment.

Sure enough, as I expected, the next moment Xu Xing's words directly threw my fragile heart into the ice cave: "Hmm...... Miss Ou Ti also has a part-time job in Jinyiwei, and it is very suitable for a professional scholar like her to collect information in many aspects, which is done in various countries, but she is not a full-time intelligence officer. ”

At...... Jinyiwei part-time? This spy agency that has existed for 500 years is really powerful, and it has penetrated to this point!

I won't go to the hospital to see me because of the order of his Jinyiwei boss, right? Woowoo...... I'm so pitiful, so pitiful! Isn't there a kawaii girl who is genuinely good to me? I miss my little sister so much...... I'm going home, and I'm not going to play with you guys!

Well, rest assured, this is just a joke on my part, and no matter how bad the blow is, I will not change my dream of becoming a cabinet or even taking charge of a country.

If I could really enter the cabinet at the age of 40, then the position of first assistant was not an unattainable dream for me, I was estimated to be 50 years old at that time, and there is no provision in the constitution of the Ming Dynasty for the term of office of the first assistant, if possible, I may be able to work until the age of 80......

"Lord Zhen? What's wrong with you, Lord Zhen? Xu Xing's voice came to my ears.

"Nothing." I shook my head, "It's time for us to talk about what to do with the Soviets." ”

"Listen to your tone, it seems that you already have a belly case?" Lu Zhengxiang asked keenly.

Should I say that he really deserves to be a spicy diplomat? The ability to see people is really unique, and even my composure can be seen.

"This kind of thing is not without precedent, we just need to follow Ban Chao's wisdom in Shanshan to kill the Xiongnu envoy." I laughed, isn't this kind of thing simple? Rough, direct! But this is the most effective method.

The story of Ban Chao's killing of the Northern Xiongnu envoy and the forced surrender of Shanshan to the Han Dynasty is a household name in China, and we can still do so.

But Xu Xing and Lu Zhengxiang both seemed a little hesitant.

Lu Zhengxiang was silent for a long time, and first shook his head: "This can't be done, Abdul is not King Shanshan, he won't be so weak." ”

"But he's not a stupid person, haven't you seen it, although he is very arrogant in his bones, but he knows how to forbear, and they make the choices we want." I laughed, "And we don't have to run over and kill the Soviets ourselves, we can buy murderers...... No, we can go to the Persian ambassador and jointly buy the murderer, I think Abdul will understand what to do. ”