"Hands up, don't move! You've been arrested! You have the right to remain silent, but ...... Uh, sorry, cross-worded. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Hands up, you have been ...... by our great PLAs I mean, the Ming Royal Army was captured! Shoot or kill! "In a state of ecstasy, I said to the poor Soviet general the lines that I had hidden in my heart for many, many years.

Well, who didn't have a heroic dream when they were kids? I've fantasized about being a hero! I believe that many people have dreamed of going deep behind enemy lines single-handedly, capturing enemy generals and heads of state, and saving the country by themselves.

But unlike what I expected, when I finished my lines, the Soviet general and his little white-faced guard still stood there stunned, looking at us "Turks" with blank faces, as if he did not realize the situation he was facing......

"I said, Lord Zhen, don't you speak some basic Russian? Why speak to them in Chinese? Ou Ti looked at me like a fool.

Looking at the girl's eyes, I felt that I was really a big fool - oh, please don't get me wrong, this stupid is just a bit of a problem with the thinking circuit and EQ, but my IQ is still off the charts, even if it doesn't explode, it has to fluctuate around the upper limit of attribute values, that is, intelligence 98, 99 and the like...... I'm not boasting, I'm confident, you have to believe me.

Ignoring my nonsensical actions, Qu Ti raised his gun and said in Russian: "Now that you have been captured by the Ming Royal Army, our army has always treated prisoners of war preferentially, and please do not make unnecessary resistance." ”

His little white-faced guard tried to pull out his gun and resist to the end, but was stopped by the Soviet general. The Soviet general threw away his rifle and raised his hands: "Ming army? ”

"Of course." I, Zhen Xiaoren, replied to him with a smile, "I am Zhen Xiaoren, the legitimate magistrate of this place, and I am honored to meet you, General. I haven't asked for your first name yet. ”

"Konstantin? Konstantinovich? Rokossovsky. The Soviet general said indifferently.

"Very well, General Rokossovsky, please stay here obediently and do not move, while I am going to announce the news of the successful liberation of this place by our Great Tomorrow Army." In what I considered to be a gentleman, I placed the general in the care of two soldiers, and then quickly commanded the soldiers to take over the TV building.

After the dust had settled and I had taken full control of the building, I asked Ou Ti curiously, "Now, Lieutenant Ou, do you feel that the general's name is familiar?" ”

"Rokossovsky, commander of the 5th Cavalry Corps of the USSR." Qu Ti replied, "A very good general, that's all. ”

"Oh, Commander of the Cavalry." I scratched my head. The cavalry corps of the Soviet Union in this time and space refers to the "mechanized cavalry", mechanized mecha troops.

But this number also seems familiar, where have I heard it? I can't remember it, but it always feels familiar.

"Master Zhen, hurry up and record the show." In the studio, Ou Ti reminded me that I was habitually distracted.

"Oh, good." I have already changed into a traditional Ming official attire, the kind of official with a complement. I am a seven-rank sesame official, with an emu painted on my chest, commonly known as a purple mandarin duck. Well, it's not very ugly, at least it's better than the tigers and leopards on the military attaché's epaulettes, it's a bit of a girl's feeling.

"Master Zhen, let's start." After debugging the equipment, Ou Ti stood behind the camera, holding up the script and said to me.

I nodded, and the live stream officially began. As long as it is within the radiation range of Kyrgyz TV, everyone will see that I, the Ming Emperor's fateful order of Broken Leaf County, has recovered the news of Broken Leaf County at this moment of domestic crisis.

At this moment, countless people are already watching me, whether to become a hero or a clown, in this short moment!

I took a deep breath and raised my head and chest: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor's edict, what is the ......?" I forgot the words. In fact, this period of life has been so hard, I have long forgotten the lines that I had memorized with great difficulty, and it is good that I forgot to worship heaven and earth, but the key is that I did not forget to worship heaven and earth, but forgot the words to appease the people.

As a last resort, I leaned forward and tried to look at the paper in Ou Ti's hand in front of me, but I found a serious problem - I couldn't read the big print on it!

My goodness, what can I do, this is a live broadcast! I was a little panicked in front of the camera. Fortunately, since I was a child, my teacher has taught me the truth of not being surprised, and the text will not be, will we not come to the white?

"The people under the rule of Broken Leaf County, at this moment, you are free! From now on, you will not have to be oppressed by totalitarian politics! The red devil has been defeated by our Great Tomorrow Army, from the Green Ridge to Boli, the long border line is full of gunsmoke, in front of my Great Tomorrow Army, the red devil has no power to fight back, all the way back, soon, they are about to roll back to their hometown of Rus, this is not only the victory of my Ming Dynasty, but also the free world...... Well, I mean, it's the victory of the world of order, the world needs order, and the chaos brought about by the non-red regime on this planet will definitely end from the beginning of this war...... On the orders of the Great Son of Heaven, I have come here to take over the ......."

After messing around, I quickly signaled Ou Ti to end the live broadcast.

The face is a little red and a little embarrassed.

Slumping down in my chair, I smiled at Ou Ti: "Now, Lieutenant Ou, isn't my performance a little bad just now?" ”

"It's not in line with the habits of Ming officialdom at all." Qu Ti said with a straight face.

It's so sad. At this time, I want to go into the sewer and drown, what I need is comfort, not a poisonous tongue, woowoo......

"It's not bad, though. When you talk about the 'world of order,' it's very interesting. Ou Ti said.

"Uh, Xiaosheng thanks the girl for the compliment." I quickly made a move.

Ou Ti squinted at me: "Oh, girl? ”

"No, no, no, District Lieutenant, District Lieutenant." I quickly corrected my mistake. Ou Ti's words warmed my heart a little, and I was finally praised.

"Well, I find the word "world of order" very interesting, I don't know what to call it on the side of the Soviet Union? The free world in your mouth? Freedom and self-authoritarianism really fit the characteristics of that clay-legged regime. Ou Ti smiled.

…… I'm speechless, this joke is too big! The free world refers to the side of the red regime? Who told you this, my district lady! At the moment, I can't laugh or cry. I am afraid that Churchill will crawl out of his grave in anger when he hears this...... It seems a little wrong, at this moment, the Churchill of this world seems to be alive and well?