Chapter 165———— The bell needs to be tied to the bell

"It's miserable!" Polcha looked at Zhang Wu with a sad face: "You are called a goose for a lifetime, and finally pecked in the eye by a goose, no matter how capable you are, now people are playing the way of others, and they are also treating their bodies, what are you doing?" Do you have any new tricks? ”

"You kid don't lose his conscience when he says this!" Zhang Wu glanced at him with a smile: "When I set up a yak formation and broke the siege of the Rhodok army, I remember when I stood at the head of the city and watched the excitement, it was your kid who jumped and shouted, what's the matter?" Now you blame me. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Look at what you're saying!" Polcha's face flushed: "One yard to one yard, let's not talk about that, let's talk about the present, now people are planning to give you such a moment, what should we do?" This Sagos city is still not attacked! ”

"Then you have to attack!" Zhang Wu rolled his eyes: "If we don't attack the city, how can we get it over there?" ”

"It's still tough!" Polcha grinned: "This city can't be attacked, and when the time comes, as soon as people herd cattle, how can we fix it?" People fight with cows, how to fight, can they make sense? ”

"Humph!" Zhang Wu glanced at him: "Let me tell you, there is a saying that the bell must be tied to the bell, have you ever heard of it?" ”

"Nope!" Porcha simply shook his head!

"Then there is a saying, it's called Banmen getting an axe, have you ever heard of it!"

"Nope!"

"What about playing with a big knife in front of Guan Gong?"

"Not either!" Pol glanced at Fatis, turned his head, and shook his head again: "Who is Guan Gong?" Who played with a big knife in front of him? What kind of knife? Nomad scimitar or broad-edged knife? ”

"It's the Qinglong Glaive Knife, and I can't understand it with you for a while!" Zhang Wu shook his head helplessly: "I'll tell you so, since I invented this array, then I have a way to break it!" ”

"Brag, you'll be!" Porcha apparently did not believe: "How do you break? This cow is the habit of cultivation, it arches when it sees someone wearing our military uniform, no matter how capable you are, can you still erase the things in its head? ”

"If I say yes, I will definitely be able to!" Zhang Wu smiled confidently: "Although I can't let them change the direction of their attacks, at least I can kill them!" ”

"How?" Porcha grinned and asked, "Are you going to blow them all to death?" ”

"Fuck off!" Zhang Wu raised his foot and kicked his ass: "You think I'm like you?" No, let me ask you first, why do these cows arch us? ”

"Let the Nords train you!" Pol Char said as a matter of course.

"How?"

"You ask me?" Polcha rolled his eyes: "You invented this job!" You are an expert, nothing more than a straw man, and then put the clothes of the opponent on them, put soybeans or something in the stomach of the straw man, and so on. ”

"Not bad!" Zhang Wu nodded: "In other words, these cows don't want to arch people, their original intention is to pick open the stomachs of those straw men and find something to eat, in other words, they can't tell what is a real person and what is a dummy, and this is where we can take advantage of it!" ”

"How do you use it?" Porcha still didn't understand!

"The Nords give them straw man arches, and we can give them some straw men too." Zhang Wu smiled gloomily: "The Nord people put soybeans in the straw man's stomach, let's put it too!" ”

"Why are you still feeding the cows?" Polcha looked at Zhang Wu speechlessly: "And it's still people's cattle that are being fed!" ”

"Stupid!" Kress stepped forward and slapped him on the head: "I said are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid?" Still don't understand? We won't mix poison soybeans, as long as all their cattle are drugged to death, then we don't have to be afraid! ”

"That's what you planned!" Polcha suddenly looked at Zhang Wu and stretched out his thumb: "It's really bad!" ”

"Are you sure you're complimenting me?" Zhang Wu glanced at him.

"You didn't just understand, did you?" Kress also said to him helplessly.

"I'm an honest man!" Porcha pouted: "No twists and turns of yours!" ”

"I think you're lacking in heart!" Kress showed no mercy to him.

"Who are you talking about?" Porcha's small eyes widened!

"Say you, what's wrong?" Kress glared too!

"Say it to me again!" Porcha is coming hard!

"I said you, I said you are stupid, I said you have less heart, what can you do to me?" Kress looked at him defiantly and repeated it again.

"If you say it, you say it!" Polcha smiled: "For your sake, this time, I will spare you!" ”

"Look at your virtue!" Kress rolled his eyes!

"I say, brother!" Fatis poked Porcha with his finger: "That's all we have to say?" You're so afraid of her, if you pass through the door in the future, will you be able to stop her? ”

"Bearded!" Kress stopped: "What are you talking about there?" ”

"That's it!" Zhang Wu pressed his hand: "Don't make a fuss, I'll assign a task now, let's postpone the siege time by two days, Kress, you are responsible for getting hundreds of scarecrows, Porcha, you go buy some soybeans, Fatis, you have more tasks, you go to find some linen, make a smock, and then find a dyeing workshop, dye those sheaths, make them look like the armor style of the Nords from the outside, remember, get more, every soldier who participates in the siege must have one!" ”

"I don't buy soybeans!" Polcha stood up angrily: "I'm going to change tasks with Kress, I'm going to get a scarecrow!" ”

"I said, are you stupid?" Fatis looked at Porcha strangely: "How easy is the job of buying soybeans?" It's too much trouble to make a scarecrow! ”

"You don't care!" Polcha rolled his eyes and said persistently: "I'm willing to get a scarecrow and kill me, and I don't do the job of buying soybeans, I hate soybeans the most!" ”

"No, you ......" Fatis wanted to say something, but Zhang Wu stopped him a little embarrassed and said, "That's it, you take someone to tie the scarecrow, so that Clay will lose the soybeans and poison!" ”

"Humph!" Porcha snorted and pouted and left!

"What's going on with this hemp?" Kress looked at his back as he left, and said strangely: "I remember the last time we trained yak cows, he didn't do it when he asked him to buy soybeans!" ”

"It's okay, it's okay!" Zhang Wu hurriedly spoke: "I heard him say before that he ate too many soybeans when he was a child, so he left a bit of sequelae, and he wanted to retch when he saw soybeans!" ”

"Oh...... I see, no wonder! Kress and Fatis suddenly realized.