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He Lu, the chief secretary of YG Prefecture, sat on the Taishi chair and sipped tea while peeking at the every move of Brother Yun and the others, and after a while, he came to the evaluation of 'local chickens and dogs, wine bags and rice bags', so he became more and more calm.

To say that Wu Kai's subordinates are indeed a little unable to handle these three pieces of material, especially Brother Yun, when he saw He Lu's dark green official mansion, his body first softened by half, and Ju An and Fahai were headed by him, so this performance can be imagined.

So when Wu Kai pushed the door out, what he saw was a scene where the three of them were panicked and He Lu was anti-guest.

"Da Lang, you're finally out!"

"Master Wu, this is the county government's master book!"

"Amitabha Buddha ......"

Seeing that the main backbone finally appeared, the three of them swarmed around like a bee, and they were arguing, which made Wu Kai's heart more and more unhappy - a small master book panicked like this, let the other party see it, wouldn't he think that he was a strong outsider?

"Shut up!"

He snapped, and then ignored them, but walked straight to the center of the living room, three or five paces apart, and stared at the master of Nahe.

This Master He is about forty years old, tall and thin, with a slightly long goatee, and the most striking thing is his slender triangular eyes, which look very agile and exude a shrewd energy.

At the beginning of looking at each other, Master He was obviously a little nervous, although he tried his best to sit there calmly, the expression on his face seemed a little stiff, but after looking at each other for a while, he suddenly calmed down again.

But it turned out that when Wu Kai looked at Master He, Master He was also looking at Wu Kai, and saw that this bandit who made a big storm was actually a person less than five feet tall, unkempt, ugly, and obscene in appearance, and saw that he was disheveled, his face was red, and his eyes were bloodshot, and he was obviously panicked and exhausted, so he felt a little contempt in his heart, and without waiting for Wu Kai to speak, he preemptively spoke: "You are that Wu Da?" Hey~ It's a pity, it's a pity! ”

Tut~

As soon as he heard this opening remark, Wu Kai knew that the person in front of him was a standard lobbyist, this kind of person pays attention to taking the lead in attracting people, and after using 'gimmicks' to attract the attention of the target, he will reveal the real purpose in a roundabout way, and he will also say it as if he is thinking about you.

Wu Kai didn't plan to let him lead him by the nose, so he didn't ask him anything 'pity' at all, but grinned to himself: "What is the master book, is it that Wu Dujian knew that his daughter remarried me today, and specially asked you to come to congratulate?" ”

"Well, of course Lord Wu knows, and that's why ......"

Although he didn't follow his own routine, but seeing Wu Kai hurriedly mentioning this matter, Master He became more and more sure in his heart - these stupid thieves were really as naïve as he thought, and they thought that if they forcibly married the daughter of Wu Dujian, they would be able to escape death.

But this is also good, it is convenient for him to turn around and make money from this stupid thief.

So Master He slowly picked up the teacup and gently flicked it a few times, and then spit out the second half of the sentence: "It is precisely because of this that Master Wu asked this official to come to your rescue." ”

Depend on~

It seems that if you don't let him scare, there is no way to continue nagging.

Wu Kai was helpless, so he had to follow Master He's words and said, "Then how are you going to rescue me?" ”

Although this tone was a little wrong, Master He, who had already entered the rhythm, couldn't care so much, and followed the routine to shoot the case, and scolded with a look of hatred: "Wuda, Wuda, do you know how confused you are?" According to the law of this dynasty, 'catch the adulterer in bed, and kill him immediately', then since Ximenqing has fornicated with your wife Jin Lian, you should kill him! You just need to clarify it in court, but you want to gather people to resist the law, isn't this self-defeating?! ”

"What? There is such a good thing! ”

These words really shocked Wu Kai, there was such a law in the Song Dynasty!

"Hmph~ Can this official still lie to you?"

Master He flicked his sleeves and said in a coated manner: "To be honest, when the official first heard about this, he praised you as a bloody man, but I didn't expect you to be so confused that you gathered to resist the law, it is really rotten wood that cannot be carved!" But it's not too late to repent now, if you are willing to follow me to the county to confess your sins and surrender to the law, I will definitely protect your life! ”

If it was really an ignorant ancient village man, maybe he would have been frightened by Master He, but Wu Kai immediately heard the flaws in Master He's words, and couldn't help but say: "Master He, you are blowing too much, right?" Even if I am not guilty of killing Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian, but in addition to them, there are at least a dozen lives under my hands, are you sure you can really save me? ”

Although he was a little surprised that this vulgar village man could see the flaws in his words, but Master He dared to volunteer to come over to persuade him to surrender, so naturally he would not only prepare these three axes, after listening to Wu Kai's questioning, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ha...... Hahaha, you also have some knowledge, yes, the appearance of this official alone will definitely not be able to protect you - not to mention the official, even your old father-in-law Wu Dujian came forward, I'm afraid I don't have this ability, but ......"

Speaking of this, he lowered his voice, put on a mysterious look, and continued: "You should have also heard that the saint is the most pious to the Tao today, if you can dedicate the method of summoning the heavenly thunder, then the dragon face will be overjoyed and the emperor's grace will be great, not only will you be exempted from the death penalty, maybe you can also be a minister in the same palace with me!" ”

Feelings: These dog officers are still worried about their own detonators.

Wu Kai heard these words, but Brother Yun, Ju'an, and Fahai were all agitated.

After all, Juan and Fahai were afraid of Wu Kai, and they didn't dare to speak indiscriminately, but Brother Yun didn't have so many scruples, he was as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he took a few steps to get closer, and said hurriedly: "Da Lang!" Lord He is right, I heard that the emperor is the son of the Holy Tomorrow, and if he wants to know this, he will definitely help us redress our grievances! ”

Shengming, your sister!

This also deceived the stupid people of the Song Dynasty, what kind of goods is Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, can Wu Kai still know? Besides, even if the method of making a detonator can really please Zhao Ji, it may not be Wu Kai who receives the credit!

"Lord Ho!"

In order to confirm this, Wu Kai also pretended to be excited: "If you can make the emperor happy, of course it would be great, but ...... But I can't see the emperor either! ”

A rural villager, still want to meet the saint? This stupid thief really doesn't know the height of the sky!

Master He secretly despised in his heart, arched his hand to the north, and said with a solemn face: "You have no official or position, so naturally you can't see the saint, but you can write down this spell and hand it over to me, your father-in-law, Wu Dujian, to present it on your behalf, since his only daughter has already married you, I think I will not refuse." ”

He originally wanted Wu Kai to hand over the 'spell' to himself, but after thinking about it, in the end, the credit must be taken from above, rather than being robbed by Wu Dujian at that time, it is better to take the initiative himself, and it is better to leave a personal favor.

After speaking, he waited for Wu Kai to repent, be ecstatic, tearful, and kneel down to thank him......

Who knew that Wu Kai didn't play cards according to the routine at all, and he looked at him for a while, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahaha...... What a substitute for the presentation! Are you an idiot when you think Lao Tzu? Without the thunder as a bargaining chip, Lao Tzu still doesn't let you rub the round and flatten it?! ”

As he spoke, he grabbed Master He with an arrow step, and without saying a word, it was a few big mouths, and the He Master Book was all circled, and he was stunned for a while, just like a plague chicken, he shouted in a sharp voice: "You, you, you...... Wuda! You are crazy to dare to be rude to this official...... Oops~! ”

Wu Kai slapped him again and sneered: "Rough? That's pretty cheap! Juan, give me the knife! ”

Seeing Wu Kai suddenly turn his face, Ju An and the others were a little dumbfounded, until Wu Kai repeated it loudly again, he reacted and hurriedly handed the firewood knife to Wu Kai.

Puff~

Before Wu Kai could lift the firewood knife, Master He was the first to coax, his legs were weak and his knees knelt on the ground, hugging Wu Kai's thighs and begging for mercy: "A good man spare his life, a good man spare his life!" ”

It turned out to be another greedy and afraid of death - but there are really not many people in this world who can really regard death as home, not to mention the side, if Wu Kai did not cross over to Wu Dalang, but became Ximen Qing, it is estimated that he will not be afraid of death at this time.

"Less nonsense!"

Wu Kai threw the firewood knife at the neck of Master He, and asked, "Say, what is the bottom line of your negotiation?" In addition to letting Lao Tzu surrender on his own initiative, are there any conditions that are more favorable to me?! ”

"This ...... This and this really don't work. ”

Master He's mouth trembled, his two eyes stared at the knife, and the smell of urine spread rapidly in the official uniform, but the warm feeling in the crotch of his pants made him come back to his senses a little, and hurriedly cleared up: "This is all the meaning of Lord Li and Wu Dujian of the county, the lower official is an errand, please be a good Han Mingcha!" ”

Tut~

It seems that even if he suffered a loss, the official of this Yanggu still didn't treat himself as a dish - he didn't even prepare a backup plan, so he thought about playing with the white wolf with empty gloves.

Wu Kailuo groaned, feeling that he still had to be a little more ruthless, and only if it really made the officials of YG County feel fear, this matter could be discussed.

So he grinned at Master He and said, "It doesn't matter if you came on your own initiative or by force, who let you catch up?" I can only think that I am unlucky-Brother Yun, Ju'an, tie him up for me! ”

The people who died before were all ordinary people, maybe Wu Dujian and Li County Ling haven't felt the pain of their skin, this time they will take an official to kill chickens and monkeys, and see if they can still hold it.