Chapter 32 Causes of Constipation
The weather is getting warmer day by day, Mo Fei sits in the school, looking at the rattan shelves hanging down in the spring, with the fragrance of grass and trees, reflecting the faint light from the window paper, swaying slightly, floating like water ripples in the spring river. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Mo Fei's speech was very slow, as if it was common for him to gossip with an old friend, but it sounded extremely comfortable and natural: "...... Mouth-to-nose rescue respiration is performed if necessary. …… Mouth-to-mouth is the most effective and quickest method,...... It should be done immediately after the airway is cleared, and under normal circumstances, the patient's breathing will recover quickly. ”
Could it be that in class, he did not have a serious face like the previous master, but just read medical books. Most of the time, he is explaining some first aid measures after shock, after being bitten by a snake, drowning, etc. For medical students, these contents are not boring, very novel and interesting, and there is no feeling of drowsiness.
At this time, the content of the talk was artificial respiration, and even though they were accustomed to the fact that the content of the master's lecture was different, there were still some women who looked forward to it and glanced at it, and their faces were red with shame.
This...... Can kissing still save people? The Master is so bad!
Probably because Mo Fei always has a faint smile on his face and does not scold and scold students, the atmosphere in his class is very pleasant and relaxed.
The second half of the class talked about "constipation in pregnancy" during pregnancy. Pregnancy is the ...... of pregnancy", from the analysis of the symptoms of pregnancy constipation to the prevention and treatment, some modern proper terms will be explained from time to time. For what he really can't explain clearly, he doesn't elaborate on it, and he skims it roughly, but even so, the students in the room are stunned.
Those...... Person...... Birth or pregnancy...... Something like that. Unheard of, how did the gentleman know?
Especially Zhang Taiyi and Zhang Jingmo, father and son sitting behind, one only cares about recording, and the other listens in the clouds.
"The reason why pregnancy constipation is formed is because there is a kind of thing secreted in the body after pregnancy, ......well, you don't have to worry about anything, well, you don't have to worry about anything! It doesn't matter anyway. …… This is why people who are pregnant sometimes have constipation. ”
Could it be that after the words fell, everyone was still immersed in the incredible narrative just now. At this time, Li Qingqing raised his hand and said, "Sir! ”
In the past, in order to mobilize the enthusiasm of students to participate in the class, Mo Fei specially emphasized that he could raise his hand to speak at any time during his teaching. However, during the teaching period, Xu Shi students felt that they did not respect their teachers, so no matter how much they encouraged them to speak enthusiastically, no one really did this.
Now seeing Li Qingqing raise his hand, he was a little surprised.
"Oh. What's wrong? ”
Li Qingqing saw that Mo Fei nodded and gestured, stood up generously, and smiled sweetly: "Sir, you are wrong?" ”
Wrong?
Mo Fei was shocked.
In this era, there is no concept of such a word as pregnancy, and naturally the scientific theory of pregnancy constipation is not known. His theories about constipation in pregnancy are all derived from the cognition of modern medicine, but it may have been too long, and some of the content is different. But even if he really said it wrong, how could Li Qingqing know?
Don't...... She also crossed over?
Mo Fei was puzzled in his heart, and the sentence "You also crossed over" almost blurted out. After settling down, Mo Fei still smiled and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
Li Qingqing hesitated for a moment and pouted: "What did my mother have to do when she was pregnant with me?" Oh...... Pregnancy...... Constipation! But she said. Speaking of this, she scratched her head embarrassedly and said, "But she said it was because I always ...... when I was in her stomach Steal to eat. ”
Ga?
Belch......
……
There was silence in the room, and all of a sudden.
"Hahahaha......"
"Hahahaha...... stealing to eat? Hahahaha. ”
looked at the full hall of students who were laughing, and then looked at Li Qingqing, who was angry, anxious, and ashamed, and shook his head helplessly. Dark Dao: Fortunately, I didn't do anything abrupt. Otherwise, I'll be the one who gets into trouble.
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After Li Qingqing's "stealing", the medical school set off a frenzied wave of class discussions. Since then, more students have begun to speak and participate in discussions when Mo Fei is teaching. For a while, the classroom atmosphere became more and more lively.
Then one day, spring was shining.
As soon as class started, the students looked at Mo Fei with bright eyes, and put their hands on the table eager to try. Suddenly, a student hurriedly broke into the school, sweating profusely, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Sir, a few students of the poetry department are going to fight with Chu Ci." ”
Chu Ci is a medical student, his family is poor, and his parents are dead. When he was a child, he was raised by his brother and sister-in-law, but later his brother suffered an accident and became disabled. He also did not give up, and took on the heavy responsibility of supporting his brother, sister-in-law and nephew alone. Usually during the day, he studied hard in the academy and studied medicine, and after school, he went to work in a restaurant and teahouse, but he could barely get by.
Because this person is honest and diligent, he has also paid special attention to it.
Now that he heard that something had happened to him, he knew that the situation was urgent, so he didn't hesitate much, and hurriedly let the student lead the way.
The student trotted ahead to lead the way, and panted to explain the reason for the incident.
It turned out that the Tang Dynasty Cultural Conference was approaching these days, and the students of the academy who were ready to participate in it had signed up one after another. Because of the infection of the atmosphere of the literary meeting, many talented and beautiful women often hold poetry meetings in the hospital, meet friends with literature, drink and compose poems. Today, a fellow poet came to invite Chu Ci to participate together, Chu Ci had no intention of going, but he couldn't bear the other party's stubborn fighting, so he had to go with him.
Who would have expected that after he went, he would be targeted and ridiculed everywhere. Chu Ci knew that these sons and brothers had always looked down on them, and although they were depressed in their hearts, they were also afraid of the other party's identity, so they ignored them. originally thought that the other party would not be too difficult, but in exchange for being aggressive, it was ridicule and insult.
After all, Chu Ci was young, and he was angry for a while, so he collided. After arguing like this for a long time, the two made a bet that whoever made a poem first would win, and the loser would have to leave the academy forever.
Although Chu Ci is a medical student, he usually has a lot of knowledge of poetry and songs, so he should inherit it. The two of them wrote poems, almost the same tea time, but Chu Ci was a little earlier, and he was able to win. I thought it would be okay like this, but the other party was playful and unreasonable, insisting that the poems made by Chu Ci were not poems.
Chu Ci was already so angry at this time that he couldn't help it, the two sides were arguing, and the students in the same class saw that they were about to fight, so they hurriedly came to find Mo Fei.
"Boy, today, you have to leave this academy, and if you don't leave, you have to leave. Stay, I can't guarantee if you'll be able to stay well. ”
Mo Fei and the student hurried over, and saw that there was a crowd of people in the center of the courtyard, and between the crowds, there was a shrill voice shouting.