At night, when he talked a lot during the day, Luo Kaixian had a rare dream.

In the small canteen of the officers inside the brigade headquarters, on the long wood-colored dining table, there are large plates of fried peanuts, refreshing hot and sour cucumbers, beef stew with potatoes and tomatoes heated by an alcohol oven, and sliced sauce elbow flowers...... and a cold cold beer......

Former comrades-in-arms gathered together.

Luo Kai grabbed the draft beer cup first, held it high, and shouted, "Everyone, drink to win!" ”

"Stop!" The thunderous voice of the Heavy King sounded, "Chief, why did you talk about the ancient text?" Don't tell me you've got something new! ”

Putting the draft beer cup on the long table, Luo Kai first rubbed his cold face before he sobered up, "Brothers, you guys are bitter, I dreamed back to East Africa...... For more than 100 years, it is not enough to learn classical Latin, to learn ancient Persian, but also to learn Turkic dialect, the key is to return to the East, but also to learn the ancients! ”

Scout Young Master Hua came over, "Okay, it's not good to go back to that time?" Learn to speak, you can get at least ten or eight beautiful women as wives! ”

"Come here, you boy!" The king's thick arm wrapped around the neck of Young Master Hua, and said in a muffled voice: "You Hua Tai Sui shut up, listen to the story told by the leader, and don't interject!" ”

"Fart beauty!" Luo Kai glanced at Young Master Hua first, and said angrily: "What beauties are there in that place in East Africa?" Let me tell you, black Africa at that time was really black Africa, everyone was as black as charcoal, and women were like men! You say that the sand of Arabia produces beautiful women, right? Serious people's heads and faces are covered with cloth, who do you want to see? Maybe they were watching, and the man next to them slashed with a knife! ”

"Woo...... Young Master Hua struggled to squeeze out a few words, "Hmm...... And the belly dancer! ”

", who are the belly dancers?" Slanted his eyes again, "That's a prostitute for the clan elders and chiefs to entertain guests, do you dare to use it?" After using it, you have to come up with something of equal value! Don't take it? Cut you with a knife anyway! ”

Young Master Hua is not the only one who likes flowers, the one-eyed dragon sniper Xu Daqing is also a Mingsao, this guy is lying on the opposite side of the table, squeezing his eyebrows and saying, "That...... Boss, from the truth, how many beauties have you married? ”

"Hey, hey! Wonder? My eldest brother and my eldest wife are descendants of the Tang royal family, mixed Han and Persian, that is called a beautiful! There is also an attached big girl, a Persian mixed-race, whose skin is called a white and delicate ......" In a comfortable mood, Luo Kaixian also boasted, "But how many did you marry, I won't tell you!" Kill you bastards! ”

"Boss, you can brag! It's made up like the real thing! Yang Shulin with flat goggles came over, this guy is a sullen demoman, he likes to raise the bar and pour cold water, "What was Dongfang like at that time?" Is it like on TV with half of your breasts exposed? ”

"Hey, it's the Tang Dynasty with half of your breasts exposed, but it's a pity that I don't have eyes for your head, I can't see it!" Luo Kai, who had sold half of the pass, was afraid of provoking the anger of the public, and then said: "However, the scenery of the Song Dynasty is not bad, those women in the green mansion are dressed like today's women's lace, semi-transparent!" Of course, serious women are still dressed conservatively, but the material, hey, comfortable and slippery hands, after our rough old man's hands have touched it, they are all plush! ”

"Hahaha......"

After laughing and having a drink, Luo Kaixian continued: "Before I know it...... Why do I say it's hard? At that time, in order to rule the place, the court stipulated that officials must use official language, that is, they must use official language, that is, they must use it when they usually speak and write, well, this Song Gaozu Zhao Kuangyin He is a native of Luoyang, so this official language is similar to the current HN dialect...... After the students from all over the country were admitted to the Jinshi Bachelor's Degree, there was a special department to train them to learn to speak the official language, and the official language was not only spoken by ordinary officials, but also by those merchants who wanted to do business with the government, and the nobles of foreign nationalities who admired the culture of the Central Plains...... Do you say I learn or not? ”

"Impossible, right?" The Sullen Demoman began to raise the bar again.

"You're a bar!" Luo Kai picked up a peanut and threw it over, "Are you going back to the past?" Or am I going back in time? Tell you to watch less of the mess, those bullshit experts on the Internet should go to the construction site to move bricks, the real experts are busy researching knowledge, how can you have time to care about your bullshit problems? ”

The sullen blaster rubbed his head and protested in a muffled voice, "Boss, let's talk and talk, don't do it?" ”

"Beat him! This guy is using SH words to come to our northwest this nonsense......"

A group of big men broke out the whole cafeteria.

"Ouch!" Luo Kaixian, who had drunk a little excessively, was squinting his eyes and smiling evilly, when he suddenly felt that he had been hit in the stomach, and he couldn't help but scream.

Hurriedly opened his eyes and found that he was still lying on the couch, with a white and tender thigh on his body, and it was the fire lady who did not sleep well that was practicing somersaults again......