Chapter 6: The Great Gege
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"Man'er, can you talk?" Da Gege asked.
"A little bit of understanding, a little bit of understanding!" Wang Manqiu was an amateur five-dan national player in his previous life. Piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, he will also point to chess and calligraphy. I don't know anything else.
"What do you mean by the 32 Laws?"
"There are rushes, there are actions, there are consultations, there are appointments
There is a bit of a tie in the right
There is a top, there is a point, there is a door
There are interruptions, jumps and stands
There are na, there are positives, there are knocks
There are virtuous and pierced, and there are avoidances and reprimands
Return to the end of the dispute
Eat and kill the final plate" Wang Manqiu replied, it seems that the dancing god still has a little real material.
"It's also counted as entering the door. This time your little aunt is recruiting. I don't know what to think? Da Gege asked.
"Gao Jian can't talk about it, isn't it cheap?"
"Oh, you might as well be straight!" Da Gege said.
"After passing the audition, there are not many people who can participate in the hand talk, will there be a cold scene?" Wang Manqiu replied.
"Cold?"
"Will there be few people who will be able to participate in the hand talk in the end?" Because he has seen many people in the past few days, he can't pass the audition. Naturally, he is also one of them, the amount of thirty bowls of wine in a jar. Even if you pour water, your stomach will last half to death.
"We only selected the last 30 people in this audition." Da Gege said.
"What about the essay test, can you find the judges?" Wang Manqiu was worried that the after-sales service of the curious and wonderful articles he sold was not good.
"It's not easy to find people, I heard that there was a prince in Jiangning City recently. In the past few days, I set up a platform in the restaurant opposite the house, and told three days of anecdotes, and there was no repetition. If you ask him to be a judge, it will be a little convincing! After Da Gege finished speaking, the sadness in his eyebrows increased a little.
"Then why don't you look for it, maybe he'll come?"
"I don't know what happened to that prince, he suddenly disappeared recently." Da Gege said.
"You don't have to look around, that prince is the dog in front of you." The old father didn't know how to be humorous. I'm trying to tease my aunt!
"Seriously! Man'er is the prince, why didn't I think of it. Only Brother Wang can have such an outstanding son. Man'er, you come to be the judge, that's the best. The trouble caused by these two girls always gives this aunt a headache. You don't want to see the outside, you will wipe your ass this time, right? Da Gege said.
"That's good." Wang Manqiu pondered, and suddenly felt that he had done something absolutely wrong.
The monk's sister is already shocking, and the other party is the third generation of the emperor, and the rich second generation is still a little aunt! Seeing the game he set up, he set himself to death. The true colors of men must also have a lustful way to go.
"Man'er, what kind of woman do you like?" Da Gege and his old father were chatting, and suddenly turned his head and asked Wang Manqiu such a question. Her heart was solved, and her mood became cheerful.
"I like the bad ones that grow bad." Almost subconsciously, he replied. The old father must have brought out the great cause of the Wang family's inheritance. I don't even bother to pay attention to you.
"Look, how about my pomegranate?" Da Gege asked.
"Auntie, I like a woman who grows bad rather than a woman who grows bad......" This was also his subconscious answer.
I don't know when it started, but I didn't notice that there was already a group of family members and maids around me.
"How many times have I told you, don't keep squinting in your eyes, it's okay to stare at it, maybe you can get bigger after a long time. Let my nephew make fun of me. Da Gege said to the girl named Pomegranate.
"Miss! What else do you say? When I was a child, I was deceived by you, and now you see that not only are my eyes not wide, but there is an extra line of forehead lines. Pomegranate said.
"Young Master Cousin, tell me a Gonzo! We've all heard your story. It's wonderful. A girl said boldly.
"I'm disguised like this, can you still recognize me? It's just that the literary test will be held in the afternoon today, and the contestants from all over the world will definitely perform in the ring. Those talented people who are rich and graceful must be far better than me. Wang Manqiu said.
"But we like to hear from you? Those people are talking too badly. ā
"Yes, yes."
"Sometimes there are several versions of a story, and there are even some bulls that don't have the right mouth."
"How do you know this?" Wang Manqiu thought it was strange. These people really just listened to a few fairy tales, and their brains were developed, which is too unbelievable.
"Second Miss said! We want to hear these funny stories. As far as the second lady begged to find some people to enter the house. A family member said.
"It's no wonder." Thinking about Xiao Gege's talent and intelligence, the truth in this is naturally reasonable.
"She forced me out of the house to find the people. I'll just say it! The young master is the best to speak. A man found an opportunity to be courteous and muttered in a low voice.
"Am I forced? Am I forced? A girl said loudly.
"Do you force it, you know it yourself." The man replied.
"Ahem, ahem. Such a nasty question! Oh no, it's this one below the question. Let's not talk about it anymore. Wang Manqiu felt that a person was so depressed. Some words will suffocate when you hear them. I can't find anyone to share with, and I don't know what kind of person little Gege is, at least for now, he seems to understand me a little.
It's good to be famous as soon as you're famous. What's more, if it weren't for the eldest lady by his side, these so-called subordinates would all have to fight for themselves. I don't know if I can come to Liu's Mansion that day, I'm really looking forward to it. In that way, you can watch the laziness and tranquility of beautiful women up close every day. Then this winter won't be cold again.
"Second Miss is looking for you everywhere these days!" A long and very cute girl also said flatteringly.
"So sister, are you looking for me? Oh, when did the second lady find me? "I almost didn't control it, and my true form was revealed.
In the TV and novels that Wang Manqiu has watched, the so-called daughters are all beautiful and beautiful like flowers, to be honest, I don't believe it, beauty is a scarce commodity, how can it be as wholesale as it is said in the novel? It's just a bunch of YY authors' spring dreams.
But the facts are in front of you, and three beauties appeared in Liu's mansion at once. In addition to the two young ladies, this girl ring is obviously also a superb.
"I don't know when I found it. But you know no, a pig can't look up at the sky! The girl replied.
After she finished speaking, I subconsciously looked up at the sky, and then she said to me, "But donkeys can!" "it...... Do you think I'm stupid? I know you understood the first half of my sentence. But you are just a girl, and you dare to be in my hands, isn't that against the sky?
So Wang Manqiu patted her on the shoulder and said to her, "Only dogs know about this!" ā
"You!"
Little girl, you have been stunned for a long time, and you can't say a word.
Wang Manqiu was secretly snickering. Don't think I'm the third brother, I can't walk when I see a beautiful woman.
He must have forgotten that not long ago, he was still outside Liu's mansion, in order to see Xiao Gege's appearance clearly, he was like Brother Pig in the crowd, and he didn't know how many young minds of talented people had been harmed.