My God, my land, my old sow, why are you so uncompetitive! I'm almost driven crazy by Xiao Nana, when did I think about it? It is said that although I am a post-80s generation, I am only four or five years older than Xiao MM in front of me, why is the generation gap so big?

I said don't think about those useless things, or be realistic, get more toilet paper is real, she asked me what was going on, I told us about wiping our butts with bills, she shook her head and sighed: "It's too extravagant!" ”

I said, why don't you immigrate with your parents? Xiao MM flattened his mouth and said that my mother had died a long time ago, and my father and another woman left. My dad wanted me to go with them, but I got angry when I saw the woman. It was at that time that I met my current job, and the leader of the station said that my voice was very special, so he made an exception and left me in the radio station for internship, at that time I had just graduated from high school.

When I heard this, I roughly understood Xiao MM's situation. I thought that fortunately she had a good voice, otherwise in her situation, it would be difficult to find a suitable job to support herself if she had no education or experience.

Although everyone's body parts are similar, God obviously has times when he is eccentric, and a natural good voice like Xiao MM is just one of them. Others, such as tall people, often don't know what's going on, and are introduced to the basketball team. People like them have an innate advantage over others, so the acquired personal education level is relatively not so strict, and some of the seedling players in the basketball team, probably only sixteen or seventeen years old or even younger, have the opportunity to directly participate in high-level professional leagues and get a lot of commissions.

After a few more gossips, Su Wan and the others had already finished searching Building No. 3 and withdrew. When I saw that no one was following them, I knew that this time it was another trip in vain.

Sure enough, after Su Wan and the fat man returned to the car, they shook their heads at me and said, "The two of us searched the No. 3 building carefully, and found no survivors, and we didn't gain anything at all." ”

I laughed and said, "I have some good news here." He pointed to Xiao MM and told him about the radio, and the fat man cheered loudly, and said to the beautiful anchor without stopping: "Sister Xiao, you are too powerful, I will invite you to drink juice in a while." ”

Xiao MM glanced at him, and said angrily: "There is no need for juice, don't be so hard next time you kick my suitcase~~~ Who knows if the radio is broken for you now." ”

The fat man's skin has always been thicker than the tires, and he didn't mind when he heard it, so he laughed and said: "I'm not a monkey, I don't have a see-through eye, how can I know that what is in the suitcase is so important?" Auntie, your villain doesn't care about adults, so don't be angry with your fat brother. ”

Xiao MM nodded at this time, and as soon as he was halfway through his laughter, he turned his face and said, "Who do you say is the villain?" ”

I looked at the sky and said let's go back, and it looks like that's all for today. Su Wan also agreed: "Well, in a while, the sun will be tilting westward." "A few of us loaded our guns, Xiao MM drove the car out, stopped at the door of the small supermarket, and after we went in and looted again, we hurried back to the small savings bank.

As soon as he entered, Xiao MM saw the little fish that was still sleeping at a glance, snorted lightly, leaned over to take a closer look, and asked in disbelief: "Why is there a little baby here?" Still alive! "The fat man just talks nonsense, who wants a dead child!

Xiao MM probably also understood that the fat man belonged to the kind of cheap billet who was uncomfortable without saying strange things, so he just glared at him, and didn't continue to raise the bar. I hurriedly explained the situation in general.

Before he could sit down on his ass, the fat man handed the battery to Xiao MM. After the beautiful anchor "hummed", she took the battery and put it on the radio.

The four of us sat in a circle, looking at the palm-sized radio like we were looking at it. The fat man was especially worried, and stood there cautiously, as if he was really afraid that the radio had been kicked by himself.

Fortunately, as soon as the radio was turned on, there was a sound inside, and the fat man just cheered, so he frowned and asked, "Old flower, why does this sound like a boiling pot?" "Actually, it's no wonder that the fat man is making a fuss, the sound coming out of the radio at this time is indeed someone talking, but it's a pity that we can't even tell how many people are talking in it, it seems that there are at least dozens of people's voices, and they are chaotic. Xiao MM changed the channel again, and the result was still the same.

I explained the difficulties I encountered to Su Wan and the fat man in general, Su Wan didn't say anything, but the fat man was anxious when he heard it, and said: "Isn't this a dream of marrying a daughter-in-law - empty joy, bamboo basket fetching water - an empty one!" ”

Su Wan picked up the radio and said, "Theoretically speaking, there are countless channels on the radio, and it is impossible for them all to be chaotic like this. I didn't expect Su Wan to understand this, and I couldn't help but secretly admire it.

Su Wan slowly turned the channel search pulley of the radio, and turned all the way to the head, and the radio was still the same messy sound. Su Wan ignored it and turned the pulley back again, but the result was still the same. It wasn't until she turned to the third time that we finally heard a clear voice on the radio!

Unfortunately, the language used by that person is not Chinese, it is a completely foreign language, and it is certain that it is not English. The man inside was almost hoarsely screaming, and there was one sentence that he kept repeating, and then repeated it after a few words.

Su Wan frowned and asked, "Which Mandarin is this?" How does it sound weird? "I said that when I was in college, I basically messed around every day, and it was useless to ask me. Then I looked at Xiao MM, and found that she was also looking at me with the same inquiring eyes, and said unashamedly: "What do you think I do? You also went to college, and I started working right out of high school. ”

I had to bite the bullet and say, "This person doesn't speak English or Russian, Russian sounds like a caviar...... and I didn't say anything," so I kept my mouth shut.

Xiao MM took my words and said, "This person shouldn't be speaking French, when I called my dad in the past, sometimes his secretary answered it, and the tone was not at all the same as this." ”

"That's Spanish!" The fat man said categorically.

The three of us froze for a moment, and we all looked at the fat man in amazement, and then he continued: "I don't quite understand what this man is saying on the radio, but he mentions a word called 'black hole,' and he repeats it over and over again, as if something is going in or out of the hole." ”

Su Wanleng paused for a moment and asked, "Didn't you say you were a cook?" How do you learn Spanish? ”

It's okay not to ask, but the fat man immediately blushed when he asked, and he refused to say, so Su Wan became angry, and said When did you still hide it? The fat man had no choice but to explain honestly. It turned out that this kid was lonely when he was fine, so he downloaded some "documentary sex education films" from the Internet to watch, and when he first started, he was still very interested in those things made in Japan and the United States, and he was tired of watching them in a few years, so he deliberately searched for some "documentary sex education films" from other regions or races. Not to mention, the hard work paid off, I don't know how much effort it took him to get a boutique made in Spain. Unexpectedly, once appreciative, the fat man was immediately attracted by the only few lines of dialogue in it.

"Documentary sex education films" generally have no plot, and there is no need for dialogue, but the heroine in it says the only few words very sexy. The fat man became curious, and began to study the meaning of those words...... However, the fat man was curious to do this kind of thing, and he didn't really want to be a Spanish translator, so except for the two and a half sentences spoken by the heroine, the fat man still didn't know anything about Spanish.

After the fat man finished speaking, he saw that the faces of the three of us were a little strange, and quickly explained: "I'm just curious...... Besides, that's a normal physiological need, and I don't have a wife, so I have to solve it myself......"

Xiao MM snorted and said, "You're so disgusting." ”

The poor fat man was choked and stammered, and hung there and couldn't get off the stage. I smiled wryly and gave Xiao MM a look, telling her not to mess around, after all, we have to help each other together, and it's not good to always tear each other down.

Xiao MM stuck out his little tongue at me, patted the fat man's belly with his hand, and comforted him: "Okay, fat brother, don't be angry, I'll tease you...... Actually, I've seen those things, too. ”

"Huh?" The eyes of the other three people widened together, I said that you are only seventeen or eighteen years old, what are you doing with it?

Xiao MM was unhappy, and said what are you pretending to be? What happened to seventeen or eighteen? Aren't you an adult? Then he got tired of it, and asked with a sly face: "Brother Hua, to be honest, have you seen it?" When he saw that I was going to lie, he quickly frightened: "Don't lie to me, be careful of thunder!" "I have to admit that I did.

At this time, Xiao MM was proud, and said: "Look, those who are secretive and mysterious seem to be good people, but the result is not the same as others?" Do you say, Sister Su Wan? ”

My head "buzzed" and I was like, "Why are you still going to the police?" As soon as I saw that Su Wan was also Hongxia's face, I knew that her old man's case record was not very clean, for fear that she would not be able to hang on her face, and everyone would not be able to get off the stage if she lost her temper, so she hurriedly thought about how to break this deadlock. Fortunately, the fat man had already said with a smile: "Who is hiding the mystery of God?" It was clear that you were talking about disgusting or something! ”

The four of us were stunned for a moment, and laughed together, and the atmosphere couldn't help but be much more harmonious.

Su Wan rubbed her face and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, let's get down to business...... Fatty, are you sure the people on the radio speak Spanish? ”

The fat man nodded and said that he couldn't be wrong, it seems that he has studied a lot about 'black holes'.

"Something like this, what is he doing with a white face? Also broadcast globally...... "I'm speechless.

The fat man hurriedly explained to me and said: "The 'black hole' mentioned by the person in the radio is not the same as the 'black hole' you understand, what he said is a real black hole, and the hole is very dangerous, and something bad has gone in or out." Seeing me, I couldn't help but want to laugh, and finally said urgently: "I'm serious, you can also hear it, that person is indeed giving a radio speech, not a pornographic program." ”

Could it be the Prime Minister of Spain? Isn't the situation in Spain so rosy? A few of us speculated wildly, but we really didn't understand the point, so we had to give up.

Just as the live video broadcast that day didn't get my attention, this Spanish-language broadcast didn't catch my attention either, and honestly, if I had known what was going on, I should have studied the Spanish broadcast.

The fat man took a bag of breakfast milk, put it on the electric heater to heat it, and prepared to feed the little fish. Su Wan tirelessly continued to tune in to the radio channel, hoping to get more news. Xiao MM opened her big suitcase, moved the contents to the table, glanced at me, and said, "Brother Hua, this thing is the broadcast transmitter, through it, we can let people all over the world hear our voice." ”

So the fat man stopped hot milk, Su Wan stopped fiddling with the radio, and the four of us got together again, studying how to ask for help.

I said, is this going to work? Originally, the radio was a mess in a pot of porridge, so wouldn't it be more chaotic for us to shout together?

Su Wan said that this is not afraid, we can choose a band with a long frequency band to call, although it is difficult to collect that frequency band, but once it is searched, we can hear our voice clearly.

Xiao MM affirmed Su Wan's idea, and said Brother Hua, don't you know how to write a book, you hurry up and write a press statement to me, and I can read it. I hurriedly said don't talk about it, when are you still playing false? What's the use of those ozone layers? You just call for help, and then add our address.

The fat man immediately objected, like looking at the traitor and looking at me, saying that you can't shout like that, this is a global live broadcast, isn't that a shame for the Chinese? How will we be a superpower in the future?

I thought about it too, so I didn't shirk it, and I sharpened a pencil from the small supermarket with a fat man's kitchen knife and began to write. After writing it, I read it first, and before I could finish it, Su Wan said: "The news statement is required to be concise and clear, and it doesn't need to be too long, just explain our current situation." ”

I hurriedly crossed out the useless sentences with a pencil, and I couldn't help but feel a little sorry, thinking that I had become accustomed to writing online articles in the past few years, and I always thought that the longer I wrote, the better.

Xiao MM took the speech and read it, and was about to turn on the switch, when he suddenly stopped and asked us, "What is the name of our radio station?" I can't say it's a mobile radio station, can I? "We couldn't get on the phone, and I didn't have much experience with things like naming the station.

Xiao MM glanced at the little baby on the table, couldn't help but light up his eyes, and asked, "Let's use this child's name as the name of the radio station, what is her name?" ”

The fat man said that his name was Hu Hansan.

"What's that name? Who gave it? ”

I was fat with my fingers with Su Wan.

"That's enough for two hundred and five!" Xiao MM sighed.

“……”

Su Wan said: "Her nickname is Xiaoyuer, let's call this radio station Xiaoyuer Radio." ”

Xiao MM nodded, turned on the microphone switch, and after the red light flashed three times, she read according to the manuscript I wrote: "This is Xiaoyuer Radio Station, we are now doing live reports to the world, I and several of my companions are trapped here, and our lives are in danger at any time." However, we still have some weapons on hand, and we have found some ways to fight the mutant monsters. If anyone is able to hear me, please contact us as soon as possible. Our frequency of XXXXX MHz, our address is the XX savings bank of XX Street, XX District, Dalian City, Liaoning Province, People's Republic of China...... "Xiao MM is really not simple, after broadcasting in Chinese, he actually broadcast it again in half-baked English, and then in Chinese, and then in English, and broadcast for more than an hour in one breath, until Xiao Yu'er cried hungryly, and then stopped broadcasting.

When it was time for dinner, we were not in the mood and had a sullen dinner. The fat man sang a lullaby to Xiao Yu'er like a girl, and actually coaxed Xiao Yu'er to sleep.

In fact, I don't blame Xiaoyuer, even I listened to it and was sleepy, and I didn't sleep well for two days in a row, so it's no wonder if I'm not sleepy. Xiao MM on the opposite side covered his mouth with his hand and yawned quietly, looking sleepy.

I said let's hurry up and go to bed in shifts. The dead fat man suddenly pretended to be a man, and said that Xiao MM is not familiar with the situation and has no experience, let's take care of her, don't use her on duty tonight. I scolded in my heart, it's not because I will sleep a few hours less, but when I came last night, I was also unfamiliar with the situation and inexperienced, why didn't the fat man take care of me?

But I was angry, I still said to the fat man that you should be on duty on this first shift, you didn't sleep well last night, you finished the first shift, and you can still sleep.

The fat man was not polite, grabbed the submachine gun and sat down in front of the bulletproof glass of the toll window.

I lit a cigarette and fell asleep after a few puffs. I slept so well this night, but unfortunately I didn't sleep enough, and I was woken up by a "crackling" sound of slamming the door. When I got up, I saw through the faint light of the electric heating indicator that Su Wan, Fatty, and Xiao MM were all there, but they were all loaded and gathered in front of the bulletproof glass. And the loud sound that came to my ears was clearly someone smashing the anti-theft shutter door of the savings house!

I also hurried to their side and whispered, "What's the situation?" "I thought it wouldn't work like this, would it? The first time our Little Fish Radio station broadcasts, someone came up to ask for help?

"It's zongzi," I couldn't see the fat man's face clearly in the dark, but his voice was out of tune, "a lot of zongzi, they're trying to break our roller shutter door, it looks like we've been discovered." ”

All of a sudden, I had in my mind the tragic image of the security doors of every house in the community being torn apart, if I let them rush in...... I felt my heart cold.